punch.wa.us.dal.net Message of the Day - 
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- Welcome to DALnet!  This is punch.wa.us.dal.net, and YOU are
- the reason punch.* is here!
- 
-                     SERVER RULES:                   
-                                                      
-       IMPERSONATION, CLONING, SPAMMING, FLOODING,    
-             OR ANY OTHER KIND OF ABUSE CAN             
-        AND WILL CAUSE YOU TO BE BANNED FROM THIS      
-                SERVER AT ANY GIVEN TIME               
- 
- We reserve the right to deny access to this server without
- warning or explanation.  Usage is governed by the DALnet
- AUP at <http://www.dal.net/aup/>.
- 
-   * For help:                      /join #help              *
-   * For IRCop/CSop assistance:     /join #OperHelp          *
-   * For multilingual information:  <http://docs.dal.net/>   *
-   * For server related problems:   punch-staff@dal.net      *
- 
- For assistance with trojan or virus removal please /join #NoHack
- 
- This server does not check for ident, and does not support ident.
- To help prevent abuse, this server will check your PC for open proxy
- servers when you connect. If you do not want this test performed,
- do not connect.
- 
- Please feel free to visit the only official punch.* server channel,
- #punch.
- 
- Are you using SSL?  If not, why not?  Point your IRC client to
- TCP 6697 on punch.dal.net for encrypted chatting!
- 
- More useful:
- 
- Some children saw Nasreddin coming from the vineyard with two
- baskets full of grapes loaded on his donkey. They gathered around
- him and asked him to give them a taste.  Nasreddin picked up a
- bunch of grapes and gave each child a grape.  "You have so much,
- but you gave us so little," the children whined.  "There is no
- difference whether you have a basketful or a small piece. They
- all taste the same," Nasreddin answered, and continued on his way.
- 
- Your hosts are:
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-    robt@DAL.net     - Administrator
-    visigoth@DAL.net - IRC Operator, Services Administrator
-    key@DAL.net      - IRC Operator
- 
- Please enjoy your stay and thank you for being part of DALnet!
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