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February 4, 2026 1 month, 2 weeks ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - You will likely never see your actual face. And if you do, something has gone horribly wrong.

January 28, 2026 1 month, 2 weeks ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy SnowGoth Week!

January 13, 2026 2 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - In Swedish, "Gråtrunka" means to cry while masturbating. The fact that they have an actual word for that is a real tear-jerker.

January 13, 2026 2 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Remember, the richest people list only includes the *legally* richest people.

January 2, 2026 2 months, 2 weeks ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - It's cheaper to buy women's underwear new than it is to buy them used.

November 12, 2025 4 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - You can buy all kinds of foods and supplements to boost your defenses, but none to improve your attacks.

October 11, 2025 5 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Today is International Sudoku Day. Make sure your blade is sharp.

July 7, 2025 8 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - If dogs sweated like humans, they probably wouldn't be nearly as popular.

June 9, 2025 9 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy 6/9! Hope you have a nice day!

May 13, 2025 10 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - The universe is ending in 10^68 years instead of 10^1100. So much for Half Life 3.

May 12, 2025 10 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Welcome Back, Kosser.

April 21, 2025 10 months, 3 weeks ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Breaking: Pete Hegseth accidentally added journalist to Signal chat discussing JD Vance’s plans to kill the Pope.

April 14, 2025 11 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Its Puffin Day! No Gothess, they do not mean for a snack.

April 8, 2025 11 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Its pigmy hippo day apparently. I'll stick with the beaver, thanks.

April 7, 2025 11 months, 1 week ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy International Beaver Day! Go spread the news.

March 31, 2025 11 months, 2 weeks ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Patience is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

March 28, 2025 11 months, 2 weeks ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy birthday JustLacy

February 4, 2025 1 year, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy birthday Rosa Parks! Next time, remember to call 'Shotgun'!

February 2, 2025 1 year, 1 month ago

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February 1, 2025 1 year, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy birthday gLenDa!

January 28, 2025 1 year, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy birthday Gothess!

January 27, 2025 1 year, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy birthday Wolfgang Mozart. Rock me Amadeus!

November 27, 2024 1 year, 3 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you feel. You could be too weak to raise your middle finger.

November 20, 2024 1 year, 4 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Today is World Cat Day. Go get some pussy.

September 30, 2024 1 year, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Olives are awful and only enjoyed by psychopaths.

September 22, 2024 1 year, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy JustLacy Day!

June 4, 2024 1 year, 9 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - <%JustLacy> but. it also sucks when nipples itch -_-

May 30, 2024 1 year, 9 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Today is International Hug Your Cat Day. Go show that pussy some love.

May 29, 2024 1 year, 9 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Today is world otter day. We should celebrate with a pun.

May 17, 2024 1 year, 10 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Pornography becomes science if you zoom in far enough.

April 11, 2024 1 year, 11 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - OJ Simpson can rest easy now, knowing his wife's killer is finally dead.

April 8, 2024 1 year, 11 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Tomorrow is the eclipse! The day of the year, predicted hundreds of years ago, when God smites us down for voting for somebody that other people don't like.

April 3, 2024 1 year, 11 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Today is Jane Goodall's 90th birthday. Go apeshit.

March 28, 2024 1 year, 11 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - <@Gothess> HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAZY

March 20, 2024 2 years ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Logically, the existence of Kylo Ren implies the existence of a Kylo Stimpy.

March 16, 2024 2 years ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy Birthday, BigJohn42! someone else will insert a cool photo for you here sometime! :* <3

March 12, 2024 2 years ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy belated birthday QuBit. Have an Altema, on the house.

March 7, 2024 2 years ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy belated birthday QuBit. Have an Alamo, on the house.

March 7, 2024 2 years ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - 3/6/1836. Never Forget.

March 4, 2024 2 years ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - According to my taskbar, today is national pistachio day. February is just nuts. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AYUKAWA! :D

February 27, 2024 2 years ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - According to my taskbar, today is national pistachio day. February is just nuts.

February 16, 2024 2 years, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - According to kosmotologists, today is national almond day. Go nuts.

February 14, 2024 2 years, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - It's Valentine's Day, Ash Wednesday, and Hump Day. Go get yourself a piece of ash.

February 8, 2024 2 years, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - This month is FebruAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAry. Remember that opossums are friends. -/- [22:18] <kosmonova> opossums are gross

February 5, 2024 2 years, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - This month is FebruAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAry. Remember that opossums are friends.

January 28, 2024 2 years, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - January is Gothess month. Happy birthday Gothess!

January 26, 2024 2 years, 1 month ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - January is Gothess month. Sunday is Gothess day.

January 18, 2024 2 years, 2 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - January is Gothess month. Spiral out. Happy birthday tooshosh! Creampies buy one get one free!

January 9, 2024 2 years, 2 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - January is Gothess month. Spiral out. "When one door closes, another door opens." - Boeing

January 4, 2024 2 years, 2 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - January is Gothess month. Spiral out. It's also apparently spaghetti day. Grab a fork and have the tine of your life.

January 2, 2024 2 years, 2 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - January is Gothess month. Spiral out.

December 19, 2023 2 years, 3 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Have yourself a Little Meri` Christmas | Today is Emo day. Cry about it.

December 14, 2023 2 years, 3 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Have yourself a Little Meri` Christmas | Today is Monkey Day. Go spank someone you love.

December 13, 2023 2 years, 3 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Have yourself a Little Meri` Christmas

December 6, 2023 2 years, 3 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - November 14th, 2023: A trail of hot sauce was left on the floor of Ayukawa's office. December 5th, 2023: The carpet was finally shampooed, unsuccessfully.

November 21, 2023 2 years, 3 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - November 14th, 2023: A trail of hot sauce was left on the floor of Ayukawa's office.

November 14, 2023 2 years, 4 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - November 14th, 2013: A trail of hot sauce was left on the floor of Ayukawa's office.

November 3, 2023 2 years, 4 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - It's Pauly Shore Month! Go get some grindage and buff the wood!

October 19, 2023 2 years, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - It's National Meri` Month! January will be International Gothess Month! With tentacles and buttholes!

October 16, 2023 2 years, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - It's National Meri` Month!

October 6, 2023 2 years, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - It's National Meri` Week!

October 4, 2023 2 years, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - It's National Meri` Day!

September 29, 2023 2 years, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - The three sexiest words in the English language: Out For Delivery.

September 28, 2023 2 years, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Pneumonia kills Dumbledore.

September 22, 2023 2 years, 5 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy National Ice Cream Cone Day! Go give a lick to something you love!

September 18, 2023 2 years, 6 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy National Opossum Day!

September 7, 2023 2 years, 6 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Today's discussions brought to you by the number 2, the letter P, and http://www.fidsah.org/img/spiral.jpg

August 28, 2023 2 years, 6 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Congratulations to Bob Barker for getting closest to 100 years old without going over.

August 21, 2023 2 years, 6 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - We offer free beer, nudes of Gothess, and false advertising.

August 17, 2023 2 years, 7 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Leave Prince Andrew alone. He just wants to settle down and have kids.

August 14, 2023 2 years, 7 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Conserve water. Pee outside.

July 20, 2023 2 years, 8 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - These days, more adults get spanked than children.

June 14, 2023 2 years, 9 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - There is more blood in a boner than in a rabbit.

May 24, 2023 2 years, 9 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - The employee shortage has gotten so bad that long-haired freaky people are now allowed to apply.

May 18, 2023 2 years, 10 months ago

https://www.centralcafe.org - Happy Lunes de Meri`

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