| "It was a week, but I passed my flight test for the instrument rating!" |
2 months ago |
| "You ought to download an IRC client, not necessarily mIRC" |
2 months, 2 weeks ago |
| "You'll have to find a new pill to swallow" |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones! |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| You can leave Hong Kong, but it will never leave you. |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| "No Jury Duty, our entire panel was escused when the judge was sick" |
6 months, 2 weeks ago |
| "Say Hi" |
7 months, 2 weeks ago |
| "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| That's that me espresso |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Bread |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Only a fool would say that... |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| You'd be surprised |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Bao |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Hawk tuah is a mouthless handjob reference xD |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| "Noodles" |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| I'll tell what you haven't had enough of, is kids xd |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Donuts |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| I am going to look at the stars. They are so far away, and their light takes so long to reach us. All we ever see of stars are their old photographs. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| RIP Kinky Friedman (October 31, 1944 - June 26, 2024) |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Yum Cha |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
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1 year, 3 months ago |
| Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| A genuine BMW M Series will have emblems on the steering wheel, gear stick and door sills. If any of those emblems are missing, it's possible that you're not looking at a true BMW M Series. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Chances? To... put up with relentless autism and a complete lack of social awareness? |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| There are several hundred brand name and generic hydrocodone products. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| The truth is, the game was rigged from the start. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| International film star Neck Chin Fat! |
1 year, 3 months ago |