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#shitpost
October 11, 2025
5 months ago
https://postimg.cc/bswssTV0
June 18, 2025
8 months, 3 weeks ago
#Shitpost Noblesse Oblige! https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/turkish-parliaments-motion-condemns-in-strongest-terms-israels-genocide-in-gaza-attacks-on-iran/3602290
June 17, 2025
8 months, 3 weeks ago
#Shitpost Fuck you computer pong player! https://streamable.com/4rn9a1 new pong score at 756,384 timesteps, 20-13 defeat again (the previous score 20-5)
June 6, 2025
9 months, 1 week ago
#Shitpost Fuck you computer pong player! https://streamable.com/soz2of new pong score at 435,000 timesteps, 20-5 defeat again (the previous score 20-2)
June 5, 2025
9 months, 1 week ago
#Shitpost Fuck you computer pong player! https://streamable.com/eo1xrl 6/5/2025
April 4, 2025
11 months, 1 week ago
We stand in solidarity with Fen's haters, Fuck #atheism lol... #Shitpost - ready to join any otherchannelry drama since 1969!
December 14, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
#Shitpost
December 2, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
#Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+2.53%
November 27, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
#Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+2.28%
November 23, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
#Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+2.05%
November 21, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
#Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+0.50%
November 20, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
#Shitpost Badass Stock Portfolio: NVDA: 7.18% META: 2.31% ABT: 2.30% WMT: 8.19% NFLX: 3.15% RTX: 12.50% ISRG: 0.82% T: 11.54% AXP: 1.13% GS: 2.76% MMM: 3.79% PGR: 10.75% SO: 4.41% GE: 1.73% ICE: 5.25% WM: 2.84% LMT: 12.50% CL: 6.71% Cash:0.14% TOTAL:100%; Purchase Date:10/11/2024; Profit:+1.41%
September 22, 2024
1 year, 5 months ago
Namaste 3000 – because in the stillness, the cosmos whispers... and occasionally burps
July 26, 2024
1 year, 7 months ago
I must not fart. Fart is the mind-killer. Fart is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fart. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fart has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
July 16, 2024
1 year, 7 months ago
https://imgur.com/a/RKbKrYn https://youtu.be/HrhxqzMHSAk?si=mKVP7RhMFp8eBHpK
July 15, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
namaste shitposters, may the blessing of the tranquil panda be upon you, btw don't forget to follow and subscribe our special feng shui shitposter product catalogue in order to boost your spiritual energy
July 8, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
the silence of the shitposters has created a black hole which sucks and fucks everything, the ops need to throw the silent zombie shitposters to the black hole otherwise this black hole will devour the whole known universe, we'll remember the sacrifice of the fallen shitposters, fuck you black hole
July 6, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
meh
July 5, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
The purge sequence has been completed and the channel has been taken over by krzx_, the new god-emperor, you're all his silent slaves now
June 20, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
http://rafb.ath.cx/pastes/iYJggS72.html
June 9, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
#shitpost
June 9, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
Our toilet cabin is currently being used by 'tailpush'. Please keep waiting in line. Thank you for your silence and patience. #shitpost
June 4, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
#shitpost Annoying people are being hired, just annoy the ops to be hired
June 3, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
#shitpost dude, fuck the policy, we just chill here
May 29, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
#shitpost current channel policy: zero content, zero conversation policy, come and get nothing, just deal with it, bitch... sue us if you got the balls, we just give zero fuck! yeah!
May 17, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form, but with regard to their mode of life.Aristotle
March 25, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
Like a gentle breeze, I blew ass very loudly, it did not smell bad.
March 25, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost
March 19, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - so a random dude called BobBrenly eventually mass kicked everyone, fuck you zombie shitposters, it was fun though lol
March 18, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - We are totally not a boring post office run by the zombies
March 17, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - Welcome to the #shitpost amusement park - Come and see our zombie ops for $1.00 / ticket - Please put your entrance fee in the tip box.. Don't forget to visit our silent lounge for $5/ho
March 13, 2024
2 years ago
We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - Welcome to the #shitpost amusement park - Come and see our zombie ops for $1.00 / ticket - Please put your entrance fee in the tip box since our zombies can't collect any fees, they're just zombies, you know, lol
March 2, 2024
2 years ago
We gentlemanly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first - Musashi Miyamoto
February 29, 2024
2 years ago
We boldly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first - Musashi Miyamoto
February 28, 2024
2 years ago
We boldly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - It (reaching the speed of light) may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first - Musashi Miyamoto
February 27, 2024
2 years ago
We boldly piss where no man has pissed before - #shitpost - RIP Kenneth Mitchell
February 25, 2024
2 years ago
Gentlemen with gentle tigers
February 22, 2024
2 years ago
Dear civilians, our shitposters are all "licensed to swear" artists who help the scientific community about the dynamics of swearing, so don't be a dick and think twice before complaining about our profanity level, respectfully fuck you all! #shitpost serving the science and art since 1969
February 21, 2024
2 years ago
gentlemen, please stop writing aggressive stuff in the topic, we're trying to relax and find some non-paradoxical meaningful jokes here, bitch!
February 21, 2024
2 years ago
Shitposter's Shit - Contents 30 gr net Freshly preserved Produced and tinned in February 2024 - Current Price/Can: $99.79 (-0.22% v last trading day)
February 20, 2024
2 years ago
Shitposter's Shit - Contents 30 gr net Freshly preserved Produced and tinned in February 2024 - Current Price/Can: $100.02 (+0,02% v last trading day)
February 18, 2024
2 years ago
Shitposter's Shit - Contents 30 gr net Freshly preserved Produced and tinned in February 2024
February 10, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap - A Sumerian joke, 1900 BC Dear female ops, please do not click on the ban button of your mice when you don't understand a shitposter's joke, we're all gentlemen with tigers here
February 9, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap - A Sumerian joke, 1900 BC Gentlemen, please do not throw your banana to the other gentlemen when your joke isn't understood, we're all gentlemen here, thank you.
February 2, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Oh hey bro, i used to be an op like you. Then i took a shitposter kick on the butt, but who cares, it's just irc, right? #Shitpost serving the humanity since 1900 BC
January 26, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Oh hey bro, i used to be an op like you. Then i took a shitposter kick on the butt. #Shitpost serving the humanity since 1900 BC
January 12, 2024
2 years, 2 months ago
#shitpost is currently hiring for the toilent attendant position. The candidates who get the job will be compensated with @s. (We value gender equality among our employees, LGBTs are all welcome!)
January 12, 2024
2 years, 2 months ago
#shitpost is currently hiring for the toilent attendant position. The candidates who get the job will be compensated with @s.
December 18, 2023
2 years, 2 months ago
Feel the stoic silent power of #shitpost, bitch! We are the source of the radio silence dominating all channels. Beware that your heroes who enter this realm will be devoured by our mighty silence!
December 15, 2023
2 years, 3 months ago
Oh Fuck this, we ain’t getting paid to teach the boring ops how to be cool!
November 29, 2023
2 years, 3 months ago
Gentlemen, can we all agree that the topics are for amateur channels? Voting Results - Yes:0 No:0 I don't give a fuck: oo
November 29, 2023
2 years, 3 months ago
Gentlemen, the art of shitposting is neither about the mood nor a routine habit. Obviously, you shitpost when the necessity arises! Let’s raise our glasses of brandy to celebrate our independence from the oppressing #atheism ops - Fuck #atheism! - May yo beautiful lips cursing #atheism never blister
November 18, 2023
2 years, 3 months ago
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold
November 16, 2023
2 years, 3 months ago
Gentlemen, can we all agree that we need a fucking topic here? The voting results for the forementioned necessity so far - Yes: 0 No: 0 Abstentions: 9
November 14, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
_0_ Shit together, die alone _0_
November 6, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
#Shitpost - Depressurizing the artificial shitness of the modern society with its cutting edge ecofriendly hybrid post office-sewage technology since the invention of the artistic shit cans
November 3, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
Song of the Day: Guns N Roses - Back Off Bitch
October 25, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
IRC is a multiplayer notepad game and the #shitposters beat it twice! Type your credit card number and press alt+f4 to get your #shitposter joystick for free! This is a limited offer and we’ll sue you back if you sue us! (_o_) - I’m postin’ dis shit - Impostable is Nothing - Just Fuck It
October 24, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
EVERYONE is welcome, noone gets excluded here! Except our exclusive members! Pay us $1/mo to be an exclusive member and enjoy the benefits of being excluded like an idiot!
October 15, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
EVERYONE is welcome, noone gets excluded here!
October 14, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
EVERYONE is welcome, noone get's excluded here!
June 1, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
Have you tried our new coffee brand, the shitpost coffee 3000? After a couple of sips from our coffee the life won't seem less shitty but with the sudden urge to go to a toilet you'll feel more connected to your surrounding and the eco-system you're within. Order now, only $69.69 per pack!
May 21, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
Looks like nobody gives a fuck about the topic, well, fuck the topic!
May 20, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
Looks like nobody gives a fuck about the topic, well, fuck the topic!
May 18, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
This topic will destroy itself in a week!