| buy one burger for the price of two and get a second burger absolutely free |
1 day, 20 hours ago |
| she babel my tower 'til i ich verstehe dich nicht |
1 week ago |
| second donald trump presidential term call that oblivion remastered |
1 week, 6 days ago |
| the marketing team for Conclave is killing it |
1 week, 6 days ago |
| showers are woke |
3 weeks, 1 day ago |
| they call it the switch 2 because after 5 minutes of playing you switch 2 another console |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| ice cold killa |
2 months, 2 weeks ago |
| beware the pipeline from woke to eepy |
2 months, 4 weeks ago |
| YEAR OF LUIGI |
2 months, 4 weeks ago |
| delete the french language pack on your computer by typing `sudo rm -fr /` |
3 months ago |
| my debilitating fear of abandonment will never leave me |
3 months, 1 week ago |
| want my money on the double, I don't come for play |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| stop blaming yourself or others, learn feng shui and blame the furniture |
4 months ago |
| tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit |
4 months ago |
| for sale: cyber truck, never exploded |
4 months ago |
| docker compost |
4 months, 1 week ago |
| she malloc on my heap til i oom |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| ice dropping, red bottom sky |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| cuz my body too bootylicious for ya babe |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| pasta la vista |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| J-Roc baby |
5 months ago |
| Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. Like his sister, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals... |
5 months ago |
| For the last time: Abyss is for staring into. Void is for screaming into. Please kindly stop screaming into the abyss as we are not insured for that. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| non-binary gender is interpreted at runtime |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| l o d s of e m o n e |
7 months ago |
| there's no point in holding a grudge, enact your revenge immediately |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| BUSINESS BOIS |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| BussyBox v1.36.1 |
8 months, 1 week ago |
| █▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄▇ |
8 months, 2 weeks ago |
| I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATTING |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| it's better to cum in the sink than the opposite |
8 months, 3 weeks ago |
| we chose to do things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were easy |
9 months ago |
| : |
9 months ago |
| kobe bryant from the lakers, now that's paper |
9 months ago |
| "fuck money get bitches" - Sun Tzu |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| "If you are not in a state of post nut-clarity, then you are in a state of pre-nut delusion" - Sun Tzu |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| can't stop the cock |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| everybody way oh |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| T R U C C |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| what the sigma |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| it's joever |
9 months, 1 week ago |
| rip minidrew 2024-2024 |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| it's britney, bitch |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| queer jokes and bad takes on tech |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| we apologize to everyone affected by kerio killing radiohead and queens of the stone age |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| we are electric |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| and if i ever said i'm getting money, just know i mean it |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| a cluster is a thing that clusts |
10 months ago |
| decay exists as an extant form of life |
10 months ago |
| un ciclo siamo macellati, un ciclo siamo macellai, un ciclo riempiamo gli arsenali, un ciclo riempiamo i granai |
10 months ago |
| the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| i'll keep making off-by-one errors until the day after i die |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| Masks will not be mandatory for the event, which will be attended by President Trump. PEOPLE ARE FED UP! |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| overclownfidence is a slow and hilarious killer |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| you should treat your children like cattle, not pets |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| what's a jojo |
10 months, 2 weeks ago |
| i praise the lord then break the law |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| 420 blaze it |
10 months, 3 weeks ago |
| one of the days of all time |
11 months ago |
| why are you executing things |
11 months ago |
| ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| fastest hedgehog |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| she boat on my willie til i steam |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| she tsukin on my shima til i cycle |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| OJ Computer |
1 year ago |
| we chase misprinted lies |
1 year ago |
| sun't |
1 year ago |
| the Jia Tan of nethack |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass. -- Dick Kickem |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| fried bank man |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| it takes more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even fewer to just sit there with a dumb look on your face |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| hey baby are you jābir ibn ḥayyān, because your history is long and confusing and 14th century monks will misinterpret your teachings |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| how does the ass come off when you lmao |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| sus microsystems |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| woah, I'm going to barbados |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| provenance is stored in the MaybeUninit<u8> |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every single day |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| RIPBOZO |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| don't cross me, shout-out to Jesus |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| my mansion sits on 40 acres, who the neighbors |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| acab includes unit tests |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| "they pipe cat into grep to figure out if your container is alpine or not alpine (the two genders) and decide which of the node binaries they mount into the container to execute" |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| "it's time to kick gum and chew ass, and i'm all out of ass" - dick kickem |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| continuations are just setjmp/longjmp for compsci nerds |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| how is this an issue? |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| days since last use of fcntl: 0 |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| gatorade should be thicker |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| <dtype> fucking kids today |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| orbstack my beloved |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| https://xd.cm/important-security-notice |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Ｗ Ｉ Ｄ Ｅ Ｌ Ｉ Ｇ Ｈ Ｔ Ｎ Ｉ Ｎ Ｇ |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| SPDX-License-Identifier: deepy-1.1 |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| deepy is eepy |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| days since //go:linkname was used: 0 |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| the electrical transformer took the new position even though it was a step down |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| github suppositories |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| breathe |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| home of the sad |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| eepy |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| acab includes santa claus |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| santa claus violates the gdpr |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| butter dog, dog with the butter on him |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| amd eepy |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| the gravel pit |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| it's been [0] days since a data race |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| merry crisis |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| do not mix alcohol and bezos |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| the moonies are up on a mountain, the lunatics have taken over the asylum |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| every war criminal that dies of old age is a policy failure |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| sam altman got fired by the openai board because he gave plausible-sounding answers that weren't accurate |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYbFFFZwdE |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| happy static linking day to those who celebrate |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| happy seasonal depression and vitamin d quarter |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| she hubba on my bubba 'til i gum |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| there are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| HAPPY BIRDAY |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| ᓚᘏᗢ |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| gangsta rap made me do it |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. this message is a warning about danger. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| what if I keep the ring but donate to a pro-elf charity? |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| days since last accidentally on topic: 0 |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| if joe biden was woke he'd have joenouns |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| can't think of a topic |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| crashing this plane, with no survivors |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| beginners can create an absolute mess, but only an expert can get paid for it |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| jump around and pump hardbass |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| email is like a prison, a prison with no walls, and no toilet |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| just breathe |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| i've got 99 problems and they're all fucking luftballoons |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| long distance callers make long distance calls |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| hoes mad |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| do not the coworker |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| arizona iced out boys |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| salesforce.c*m |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the mercenary group Wagner. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| believe in me as I believe in you tonight |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| we all die in a tiny submarine |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| 🅱️enis |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| yikes friday |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| :̶.̶|̶:̶;̶ |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| <dtype> the twinks are cute |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| same shit same shit |
1 year, 11 months ago |