Wednesday, November 15, 2023
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phonekait
Just got home a little bit ago
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Ahsoka
People actually like deadly, what drugs are you on, and can I have some?
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deadly
i like wolves
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deadly
i have a wolf dream catcher!
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deadly
had it 15 years
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Ahsoka
Poor wolves, they need those dreams
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deadly
don't stop me from having nightmares
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deadly
kicked Ahsoka (deadly)
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Rizon
set mode +o Ahsoka
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Rizon
[Ahsoka] Hey Assbutts and Non-Assbutts
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deadly
Ahsoka ur such a dick i actually feel sorry for you
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deadly
i bet you need to wear a helmet 24/7
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deadly
meh cba arguing
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deadly
had a shit couple of days
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phonekait
I already had to break up one fight this week at work
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Ahsoka
I'm never trying to be a dick, but I still seem to come off as one
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TheFatherMind
My wife is showering.. she is singing while doing so.. this stresses our cats out greatly.
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deadly
get in the shower with her
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TheFatherMind
No worries Ahsoka.. I come off as creepy..
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deadly
stick something in her mouth then
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deadly
stops her from stressing the cats?
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deadly
im sure astressed pussy is an unhappy pussy
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TheFatherMind
I like waking up in the morning.. so I tend to stay out of her way.
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TheFatherMind
I remember she told me a story once.. her and her older brother were arguing over something. her mother walks in.. tosses a knife on the floor in front of them and says something to the effect of, "Let me know who wins"
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deadly
lol bollocks
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TheFatherMind
Either they stopped fighting.. or one of them one.. I am still not clear on the outcome.
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deadly
well im guessing ur misses
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phonekait
deadly: one thing you may learn is that when you have a woman, you do what it takes to keep her happy, because if she's not happy, you're not happy.
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deadly
but im happy single
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phonekait
As the owner of a vagina, I know this rule very well
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phonekait
Plus I'm getting married this April.
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deadly
oooo congrats
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You are not armed.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You are not armed.
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deadly
23rd is the best date
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DuckHunt
deadly > *BANG* You shot down the duck by ricochet in 11.178s, which makes a total of 16 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks). \_X< *KWAK* [35 xp] [lucky shot]
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DuckHunt
*PEWWW* deadly's bullet ricochetes on cryptexx0, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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phonekait
Can't do that, it's in the middle of Passover
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deadly
23rd of april is st georges day
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Rizon
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deadly
patron saint of england
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deadly
i celebrate every year
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deadly
not many people do though
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phonekait
Murricans don't give a f about England:p
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deadly
yet they do st paddy day
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phonekait
Just an excuse to get drunk
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deadly
same here in england
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deadly
everyone celebrates st patricks day
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deadly
i don't out of principle
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deadly
i go out st georges day!
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deadly
my mums irish well was born in ireland
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deadly
but fuck st patricks day
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deadly
but still we can't fly the st george flag in england :(
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deadly
cause it's racist
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deadly
from all accounts
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deadly
fucking bullshit
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deadly
brb rolling a smoke
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irish666
.yt These days if you say you’re English you get arrested and thrown in jail
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irish666
phonekait: I know an American who cares about England well… several inches of England anyways lul
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deadly
added 4 inches on
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irish666
Working in hour n Alf
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deadly
you got a jerb
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irish666
I work when I kinda wanna n tonight’s 2am bullshit
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deadly
working in hour n alf
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deadly
what do you do?
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irish666
Right now waiting for 9am Beijing for a shipper
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deadly
he chats shit his dole money goes in at that time :x
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Ahsoka
Couldn't imagine dealing with work at 2 am
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DuckHunt
The last duck has been seen 23 minutes and 22 seconds ago.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.317s, which makes you a total of 689 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.03s, which makes you a total of 690 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a rusty mechanical duck.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 22 hours 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You just bought sunglasses in exchange for 5 xp points. These glasses protect you against the dazzling effect of the mirror for 24h.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You already own this item. It will expire in 19 hours 37 minutes and 15 seconds.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 5 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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foxy
having issues there Hks ?
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Hks
yeah some russian showed up to my party, never invited
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Hks
lost few of his teeth and now cops are picking him up
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Hks
whathever, punks like that pop up all over the place, think they're tough because they're from russia
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TheFatherMind
Yeah, that is a Russain thing. I have experienced it in Los Angeles a few times. LIved in a building with a few Russian families.
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TheFatherMind
The men seem to like to drink a lot and then do stupid things too.
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Hks
just feel bad for the guests, didn't want them looking at this
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TheFatherMind
I cannot speak for all of them.. just the few I have met.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 1.497s, which makes you a total of 691 ducks (including 81 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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Hks
i'm 190lb at most and this guy was like 300. you should see the way he flew into the ditch
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foxy
yawns
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Hotties
relaxing you ComputerTech
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sdadasd
wAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAP
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ComputerTech
pets foxy
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Ahsoka
pees on ComputerTech
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foxy
r kelly style
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TheFatherMind
My wife wants to sing a breakup song with all of her heart.. so she came out into the living room.. I broke up with here.. now she will go sing the song, come back, and we get to makeup.
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TheFatherMind
hopes there will be sex.
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Kumool
she's practicing
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ComputerTech
wiggles at socraticDev
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socraticDev
pets ComputerTech
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Ahsoka
Hopefully not with sheep the typical computertech
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foxy
yawns again
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ComputerTech
stuffs a carrot into foxy's yawning mouth
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foxy
spits it out towards ComputerTech, hitting him in the eye
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ComputerTech
noms the flying carrot
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foxy
its in your eye
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Angel
ComputerTech thinks foxy meant to say: its in your mouth
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ComputerTech
runs
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sdadasd
left #computertech
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foxy
sleeping probably
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ComputerTech
pets socraticDev
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socraticDev
leans into pettings
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socraticDev
noses a bowl of cold spaghett toward ComputerTech
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Ahsoka
pets ComputerTech with a cheese grater
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ComputerTech
dances
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ComputerTech
noms
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ComputerTech
cums at Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Hotties
hi socraticDev Ahsoka
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.23s, which makes you a total of 692 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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ComputerTech
shakes hips
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Ahsoka
It's hip to be square?
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End3r
ComputerTech, whatsapp
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.849s, which makes you a total of 693 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 3/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.089s, which makes you a total of 694 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.298s, which makes you a total of 695 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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ComputerTech
TheFatherMind be just sitting on his PC 24/7
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TheFatherMind
I am in my recliner chair.. watching my big ass TV in the living room.. and I have a little stool to my right with a 27" screen to my right.. keep the keyboard on my lap and the mouse sits on sort of board thing on the armrest.
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TheFatherMind
So I am just laying here remote controlling my clients computers.. every now and then your little duck flys accross my screen and I just hit the key.
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Rizon
Serion is on the channel right now!
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deadly
.seen Serion
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deadly
worst song ever lol
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deadly
nah its alright
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deadly
but its gay as fuck the video
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deadly
come spoon me colbz
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:: [2/4] Spoon Me :: A more "[appropriate]" way of [saying] "[fuck me]" ::
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:: [1/4] Spoon me :: To [engage] [in the act] of [Spooning] ::
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:: [3/4] There's me spoon :: Interchangeable with "[pardon me]" / / If your stomach makes a particularly loud [grumble], or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing poli... ::
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deadly
yeah watch the video you'll know what i mean lol
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deadly
basically cudle me in bed to keep me warm lol
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ComputerTech
hugs deadly
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deadly
going bed soon i think
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deadly
im freezing wanna get warm
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deadly
maybe a few more beers who knows
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deadly
go get my hoody
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ComputerTech
throws hoody at deadly
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blink
computertech
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deadly
when i go for a piss i'll get my hoody
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blink
i just took a shot for you
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deadly
shot of what?
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Ziginox
my spoon is too big
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blink
russian standard vodka of course
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deadly
russians drink seamen with vodka in some places
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deadly
ive seen it on a documentary many years ago
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Ziginox
Paul Ryan will provide our workers with the skills to cut the children with the saw
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deadly
.yt vodka & seamen
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Ziginox
.yt cs188 mitt romney
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deadly
.yt vodka mixed with semen
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deadly
.yt semen and vodka
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ComputerTech
gulps
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blink
its all a lie
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blink
i drank like a fish and we had a kid last year
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deadly
nah i saw it years ago
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deadly
russians mixed vodka with spunk
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deadly
could get it in bars
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ComputerTech
pukes
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deadly
wasn't even there own spunk
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deadly
just random jizz mixed with vodka lol
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blink
made some amazing steaks on the bbq tonight
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blink
top sirloins, bout an inch thick
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deadly
ribeye are better bro
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blink
i like diff cuts for diff dinners
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blink
tri-tip is my go to usually
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blink
that or brisket
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m0n
buh buh buh bayaaad
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blink
anyone have a copy of quake 2?
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blink
going to port it to my psvita, need the full version
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foxy
hi blink 182
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blink
np: Blink-182 - Edging on Album:One More Time... - Genre[Rock] - Bitrate[263 kbps] - [01:33 / 02:29]
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deadly
are ps vitas still a thing?
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Peorth
I'm sure they still exist, I doubt they're being sold anymore.
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blink
the homebrew scene is alive lately... every model is hackable
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deadly
i reember buying apsp off someone on irc for 300 quid never used it lol
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End3r
I have Quake II
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blink
i got one from japan for 150$
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deadly
i got mine from yorkshire lol
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blink
sweet End3r - got a place i can snatch it from?
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End3r
gimme a few
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End3r
lemme see if i can compress it any
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deadly
charge him End3r
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DuckHunt
deadly > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
deadly > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.055s, which makes you a total of 17 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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End3r
blink msg me
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deadly
can i ask a reasonably personal question?
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deadly
how old are you
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deadly
do you remember the sinbad films from early
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deadly
golden fleece etc
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TheFatherMind
I remember Vertical Hold.. Does anyone else here remember V-Hold?
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Neo_Nemesis
with the weird clay stop-animation medusa
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.73s, which makes you a total of 696 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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blink
ididnt realize this came out. used to play this back in 95 :D
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(UserStats): (deadly) Lines: 2,030 Words: 7,108 Letters: 34,872. Most active at 10:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 5 out of 329 users with 198 lines today. Quote: just ordered a burger king ;)
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deadly
Most active channel #computertech.
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deadly
need to back to uk
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deadly
helping ComputerTech out on chanstats
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mrinf
oh next week is thanksgiving
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iNvictus
since underdose died
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deadly
underdose hates me
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deadly
he never replys to me
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Ahsoka
Who doesn't hate you?
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kicked Ahsoka (deadly)
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Rizon
[Ahsoka] Hey Assbutts and Non-Assbutts
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Ahsoka
I was just asking XD
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mrinf
be nice to each other
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iNvictus
Ahsoka learn to respect ur superior
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iNvictus
deadly is a legend from uk
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deadly
yeah you cunt
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iNvictus
i seen him snuff enoufh pepps
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.498s, which makes you a total of 697 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 37 (duck atomizer). \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[02:19:03]
DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
[02:19:16]
deadly
i;ll get everyone to put you on ignore
[02:19:35]
deadly
that boils her piss
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powermail
joined #computertech
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deadly
put her on ignore and she crys
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iNvictus
this is normal female behavior
[02:20:17]
iNvictus
thats why marriage always ends in divorce
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mrinf
no that's 'if it doesn't work out' mindset/culture
[02:21:18]
deadly
iNvictus has pmed hotties the bot
[02:21:33]
iNvictus
bots gonna end humanity
[02:21:34]
Ahsoka
It's not funny to threaten them with thier trigger when they are harmlessly joking
[02:21:41]
deadly
only messages you on main when you pm it
[02:22:00]
deadly
Ahsoka how do i know ur joking
[02:22:08]
deadly
i know you dislike me
[02:22:33]
deadly
stop commenting/targeting me and we'll leave each other alone
[02:23:31]
Ahsoka
I find your lack of humor annoying but if you didn't take my jokes so personal I wouldn't have anything against you