Saturday, December 2, 2023
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Ahsoka
For weeks until the lions mane I kept waking up at 1 am
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > h4 is already bedazzled.
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DuckHunt
Your purchase made you go back to level 16 (duck disassembler).
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of h4's gun in exchange for 14 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 16 (duck disassembler).
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Rizon
set mode +v fifel
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fifel
joined #computertech
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Peorth is around.
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ComputerTech
hands PapaElf a beer
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phonekait
$tell ComputerTech shaddup sheepfucker
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Angel
phonekait: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when phonekait is around.
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PapaElf
Is ComputerTech round?
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PapaElf
Like Charlie Brown?
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Rizon
set mode +o irish666
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Internets
:: London, GB :: Saturday Broken Clouds 0C / 32F 0C / 32F :: Sunday Broken Clouds 0C / 32F 0C / 32F :: Monday Clear Sky 0C / 32F 0C / 32F :: Tuesday Clear Sky 2C / 37F 2C / 37F ::
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> o/
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> ComputerTech!
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> <3
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ComputerTech
offers a Budweiser
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PapaElf
Rocky Balboa or Rocky Horror?
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> lol
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tr
[T] * ~therock247uk sips :P
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Ahsoka
pees on ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
dodges
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PapaElf
fords
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ComputerTech
Ferraris
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tr
[T] * ~therock247uk bmw's
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> lol
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ComputerTech
offers phonekait some of his dinner
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> mmmmm curry had that earlier
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ComputerTech
phonekait, which part of that do you dislike?
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phonekait
I don't like fish or curry
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PapaElf
I like curry.. I don't like cooked fish.
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Ahsoka
I love sushi
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PapaElf
Salmon sushi is good.
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Angel
ComputerTech thinks Ahsoka meant to say: I love sushi-chan
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PapaElf
I am so hungry right now.. Better half is cooking dinner.
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tr
[S] <~phish> ive got like 5lbs of pork belly in the oven atm
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tr
[S] <~phish> did a trial run last night and trying to improve it a bit
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ComputerTech
offers m0n some of his dinner
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech when a woman gives you a golden shower you dont dodge!
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Neo_Nemesis
Ahsoka probably drank all sorts of water just for that!
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m0n
wife is making some more navratan korma tonight
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Neo_Nemesis
m0n tf did you just call ComputerTech
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> tommorow we have chips from the local chippy :P
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> yes
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech he called you a navratan korma
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m0n
stabs Neo_Nemesis with a spork
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Neo_Nemesis
dies
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Neo_Nemesis
rolls a D20 for revival
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Neo_Nemesis
gets a 1
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m0n
I called CT a curry?
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m0n
you gawd damn curry!
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech you better fist fight m0n
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Ahsoka
castrates Neo_Nemesis
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ComputerTech
protects uncle m0n
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m0n
can we pillow fight instead?
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Neo_Nemesis
I always knew Ahsoka wanted my dick
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ComputerTech
rheo
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ComputerTech
throws a pillow at m9n
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Neo_Nemesis
grows another dick like Piccolo in DBZ
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Neo_Nemesis
Ahsoka you need to clean the juices off now
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m0n
shit, I better work out before she's done and I start drinking tonight
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audi
Mmmm Star Wars
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Neo_Nemesis
wonders if audi is broken as often as the cars
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: if you ever get snowed in and start to starve, do you eat your least favorite sheep for food?
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tr
[S] <~phish> just the front half
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tr
[S] * ~phish runs away
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Ahsoka
Yesterday I tried filling Audi's gas tank with ComputerTech's sperm don't ask where I got it because I dont know
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tr
[S] <~phish> the neighbor got sheep i need to snag a couple pics for ct
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Neo_Nemesis
tries to run away and trips and face plants Ahsoka's chest
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tr
[S] <~phish> boobie shenanigans the best kind
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Neo_Nemesis
meanwhile in GB ComputerTech goes "huh"
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Angel
ComputerTech thinks Neo_Nemesis meant to say: meanwhile in NI ComputerTech goes "huh"
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ComputerTech
slaps Neo_Nemesis
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Neo_Nemesis
dodges
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: pretty soon its all gonna be Russia
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Rizon
set mode -b *!*@boxnette.work
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
*PEWWW* Neo_Nemesis's bullet ricochetes on zk, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis is demoted to level 15 (duck flattener).
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DuckHunt
BobbyDrake > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn48.962s, which makes you a total of 16 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Rizon
set mode +b *!*@boxnette.work
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Rizon
kicked boxette (User has been banned from the channel (akick))
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LimitServ
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.17s, which makes you a total of 174 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 16 (duck disassembler). \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Neo_Nemesis
It's Friday night, dark scary! Walkin thru the park, then cementary. It's foggy, cold and smoggy, can hear a dog, a howlin' doggie.
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Neo_Nemesis
should've brought a shot gun, would've, should've, but I ain't got one
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MrKlaus
making my way down town
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.998s, which makes you a total of 893 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Syndus
TheFatherMind: is your dad hot?
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Syndus
Do you ever think about giving him juicy kisses on his big brain?
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ComputerTech
sends gay hugs to Peorth ~
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Internets
:: YouTube I Think I Like When It Rains :: (04:39) :: Views 75,804,904 :: Rating [+] 1,491,473 likes [+] 1,491,473 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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TheFatherMind
Funny story.. I learned much later that he traveled across country in a VW van with on of my Daughters Grandmother.
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ComputerTech
set mode -bbbb *!*@boxnette.work h6!*@* h5!*@* h4!*@*
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ComputerTech
set mode -bbbb *!*@ComputerTech.Network mink!*@* Pleiades!*@* rebel_n00b!*@*
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ComputerTech
set mode -bbb sana999!*@* spurthi!*@* invictus!*@*
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ComputerTech
set mode -bbb powermail*!*@* afterglow*!*@* Hks!~hks@hks.ewg.rulez
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MrKlaus
look at you all, you know your biodads
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Rizon
set mode +v Jack4ss
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ComputerTech
set mode -b *!*@TEXAS.CSA
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MrKlaus
so all I've gathered from Chrome is it's a security nightmare
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MrKlaus
4 billion people still effected by 0day
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Peorth
stfu ComputerTech
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Peorth
fucking fairy
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Peorth
>calling me a pikey
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Peorth
You're the Irishman, you dumb bitch
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ComputerTech
runs
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Neo_Nemesis
agrees with TheFatherMind
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Neo_Nemesis
you're not a fairy, you're a fruit cup
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: OBVIOUSLY it means your sweet and nutritious!
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Neo_Nemesis
waits for the huh
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Internets
:: [1/10] fairy :: a male who acts [slightly] [feminine] but not neccessary means that they are [gay]. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] fairy :: 1) A little magical sprite with insect wings. Usually either [grants] wishes or [wreaks] [mischief]. / / 2) A gay man who acts more stereotypically feminine than most straight women. ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] fairy :: 1) A humanoid creature with magical powers and sometimes [butterfly wings]. Fairies (or "[faeries]" if you prefer) can be any size from the size of a seed to human size. Known to be pranksters, it is... ::
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Peorth
only for you, homie
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Peorth
goes back to spaceballs
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Rizon
set mode +v boxette
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Peorth
.imdb spaceballs
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Internets
:: Spaceballs [1987] Rated PG :: Rating 7.1/10, 202,001 votes :: Genre Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi :: Director Mel Brooks :: Actors Mel Brooks, John Candy, Rick Moranis :: Runtime 96 min ::
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boxette
watch some shitter toss me out again
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TheFatherMind
Was there not like a Fairy Queen on LEX?
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TheFatherMind
I was hoping to find a clip of it on the YT.. It auto completed the search for me but there were no clips.
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 1 out of 251 with a score of 53919.
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TheFatherMind
xenia seeberg was very cute back then.. too bad she fucked her face up with injections.
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tr
[T] * ~therock247uk sips his beer
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wofmobile
TheFatherMind: sarah silverman on voyager 🤣
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phonekait
I heard ComputerTech smells like sheep
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 9.18s, which makes you a total of 894 ducks (including 97 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [70 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra ammo clip !
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wofmobile
TheFatherMind: i think it was s03ep15ish
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wofmobile
TheFatherMind: she is in the 1990s voyager comes back to that time
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/7 | Chargers: 4/4
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Internets
:: YouTube Star Trek Voyager Future's End Part 2 S03E09 - Sarah Silverman - 4K AI Clip :: (02:43) :: Views 20,827 :: Rating [+] 226 likes [+] 226 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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wofmobile
ComputerTech: of course been out all evening since about 4pm
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wofmobile
TheFatherMind: yea thats it
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TheFatherMind
I watched this before she was famious so I would not have really payed attention.
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wofmobile
nods
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wofmobile
TheFatherMind: told my youngest (13) that she was wreck it ralph vanellope voice
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wofmobile
TheFatherMind: blew his mind
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TheFatherMind
Yeah, it kind of annoys me that they keep giving voiceover parts to all the high end actors.
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MrKlaus
looks around
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ComputerTech
pokes MrKlaus' eye
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MrKlaus
AR YE VAST YE MATEY
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MrKlaus
hobbles around on peg leg
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LimitServ
set mode +l 255
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.496s, which makes you a total of 396 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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LimitServ
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PapaElf
$tell ComputerTech Bring us some figgy pudding.
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Angel
PapaElf: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.408s, which makes you a total of 895 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.234s, which makes you a total of 397 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth
yay ComputerTech is gone
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> lol
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> ComputerTech <3
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> chilling playing music watching youtube vids and drinking beer loly
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> you?
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> lol
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MrKlaus
get your bitch ass on discord
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ComputerTech
i haven't washed my hair in like a week, I'll jump on tomorrow
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ComputerTech
i do it every weekend, my hair that is
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ComputerTech
it's not good for long hair to wash it everyday
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ComputerTech
anyone wanna link me a good song to listen to whilst i code?
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MrKlaus
i dont give a fuck
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ComputerTech
pisses at MrKlaus
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KnownSyntax
If your into a more chill rap/hip-hop beat
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MrKlaus
how many times you shower a day
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KnownSyntax
twice, once in the AM to wake up, once at night before hittin the bed
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Rizon
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:: YouTube Cybertruck Truck Pull :: (03:20) :: Views 346,036 :: Rating [+] 12,456 likes [+] 12,456 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down one of the ducks in 1mn2.594s, which makes you a total of 896 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.735s, which makes you a total of 897 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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therock247uk
pokes ComputerTech
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sushi-chan
computertech was looking for me? xD
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therock247uk
[00:22] <ComputerTech/rizon> salmon sushi? :D
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therock247uk
[00:23] <PapaElf/rizon> Salmon sushi is good.
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therock247uk
[00:23] <ComputerTech/rizon> Ahsoka: s/sushi/sushi-chan/
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therock247uk
[00:23] <Angel/rizon> ComputerTech thinks Ahsoka meant to say: I love sushi-chan
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End3r
I did not mean for that to happen
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End3r
laid down for just a second
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End3r
woke up 3 hours later
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End3r
although
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End3r
really nice nap
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sushi-chan
theres a movie where a giant flying triangle attacks people
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sushi-chan
the director probably was high on somethin
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esjay
\g I've not watched season 2 lol
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\g
hi sushi-chan
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esjay
Unless you needed me for something else
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\g
Oh I was highlighting you to ask your opinion on what the fuck is going on with my skin
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\g
Seems to happen once a year
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\g
Itchy as fuck
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tr
[S] <~Dragon> back at it again with the doctor questions
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\g
And swollen
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esjay
Ringworm, probably from your cat
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MrKlaus
i deliver the 9 inch needle
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\g
I don't think it's ringworm tho, I've had ringworm before and it looked totally different
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\g
Back in my wrestling days
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\g
Also I haven't gone near my cats much lately due to the baby
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esjay
Then not sure, but go to urgent care, they could give you a script for something to help
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sushi-chan
which is small white pieces of my face