Wednesday, January 3, 2024
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fifel
Nah I ride a push bike (cargo) or a three wheel motorcycle rechristened cargo vehicle.
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fifel
Registered
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fifel
I’m an hour ahead and I feel behind
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Neo_Nemesis
I saw a mailman from AUS rescure a cat once
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wez
Submarine, I am not sure about postman, but garbage truck drivers usually got a 6 pack of beer left on the bins with a note, for them to collect and drink. However this paractice has been discouraged :( And the beers remain next to the bins now :(
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wez
To be fair, if someone left me a 6 pack of VB I would leave it be too
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wez
but I saw decent craft beers being left :(
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fifel
Can’t taker it
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fifel
Lose job
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wez
You lost your job? :(
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Ahsoka
stabs ADMIRAL_HUBRIS repeatedly
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wez
sorry to hear that fifel
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
*smacks Ahsoka across the face with a shovel*
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ouch
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Ahsoka
Weird i thought I was stabbing you with a spork
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wez
BANNED!! ONE YEAR!!
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
*serves Ahsoka with foods enjoyed with no utinsils*
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End3r
I has p0w@
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Rizon
set mode +v dumbgoy
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fifel
I’d lose the job if I took beer
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
TheFatherMind > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.132s, which makes you a total of 1190 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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wez
fifel: The last few offices I were in (before covid) had beer on tap, in the office kitchen
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wez
and cider too
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DuckHunt
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Rizon
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DuckHunt
wez > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
*BANG* xO' artmodelmale just get shot by accident by wez. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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Ahsoka
puts wez in a headlock and noogies
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wez
!rearm wez
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Jax
doesn't care to know about the genitals of IRCers
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Wot
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Jax
I am unbothered by whether or not someone is a dude, badically
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Jax
basically*
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wez
yay foxy is back! The suspense is over
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Jax
uses his stretch armstrong labia to slap mrinfinity
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wez
Are you ok foxy ?
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drwho
p sure mrinfinity is ChatGPT
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foxy
I've been having issues with a certain neighbor since last August
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Jax
What's going on foxy
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foxy
our buildings are super close but she has a different landlord than me
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foxy
she was told not to park on our part
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mrinfinity
so did yall get in to a fight and you beat her ass?
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foxy
and her fuck toys have been doing just that
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mrinfinity
and the po po came and got you
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Jax
What's your landlord say
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foxy
my son placed a note on his truck asking him not to park there
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Jax
Is there any signs up?
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foxy
she accused me if doing it
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Jax
Should invest in a sign for sure
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Jax
Step one is that
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foxy
came banging on my door
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foxy
calling me white trash
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foxy
white whore
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Jax
Fuck that bitch call the cops
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foxy
Alex came home
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Jax
No mercy now
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wez
Freedom of speech? Or verbal assult?
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mrinfinity
hate speech != freedom of speech
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foxy
came inside
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foxy
Alex was leaving
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Ahsoka
nuzzles foxy
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foxy
she started calling him bitches and what not
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Jax
Call the police next time someone parks there and have them talk to the landlord. The landlord needs to clearly mark that it is the intent for only thr tenant to park there
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foxy
your mom's a bitch etc
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Jax
Then the law will apply
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wez
foxy: :( That is sad
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Jax
lmao that's crazy
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foxy
Alex was walking towards three car to leave
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Jax
I'd lose my shit if I heard someone talking to my kid like that
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Jax
"The fuck did you just say, bitch?"
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tr
[S] <Submarine> That's probably more of a civil issue jax, unless 1 landlord wants to trespass the other tenant
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foxy
the guy rushed Alex and hit him with a brick
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Jax
That's why it needs to be marked
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Jax
In the US trespass of property xan be pursued AFTER it is clearly marked
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tr
[S] <Submarine> That even varies by state
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foxy
knocked him down
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foxy
hit him again
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tr
[S] <Submarine> But I mostly agree
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Jax
What the fuck
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wez
foxy: Did you shoot the guy?
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foxy
tried a third time
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foxy
Alex pulled out the gun
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Jax
Fuck that bitch
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tr
[S] <Submarine> That's some wild stuff
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Jax
Brick is intent to kill
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Jax
Gun is justified
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wez
Jax: Unless that was done in AU, then Alex would be screwed sadly
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Jax
I know someone who got a brick to the head, he isn't the same
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wez
I don't like AU self defence laws
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Gun should always be justified unless you're in CA, NY, or chicago
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Good luck in those shitholes
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foxy
the guy is charged with battery
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foxy
plus he has warrants
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Jax
I was referring to any moral dynamics anyone might try to apply
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Just battery?
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Jax
I don't have any problem with guns
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wez
foxy: That is good, but sorry to hear it had to come to violence. I am glad Alex didn't kill him too
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foxy
even after
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foxy
he threatened to kill Alex
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Hopefully no civil suit comes from it
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Jax
Brick was intent to begin with
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mrinfinity
for standing your ground and keeping that shit gangster
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mrinfinity
come at somebody with a brick over a parking spot
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foxy
not sure what the bullet hit
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wez
mrinfinity: Sadly, if that happened in AUstralia, Alex would be in prison
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mrinfinity
i'd have turned that dude in to the holy ghost
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foxy
there was blood spots in the driveway
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mrinfinity
get 'em there that stuff can take a few hours and cause complications
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foxy
ambulance came out
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foxy
that's what I told him
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mrinfinity
you know that bitch is going to keep stirring shit after this
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foxy
funny thing is
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foxy
she was getting her ass beat by the guy this morning
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mrinfinity
ah, so deflected negative energy
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mrinfinity
pointed at the first victim they could find
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drwho
sounds like jerry springer
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Jax
I bet drugs are involved
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drwho
JERRY JERRY JERRY
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mrinfinity
seriously, watch it. best song that describes US of A
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drwho
bro I am american I alrady know lol
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Hotties
hi mrinfinity drwho
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drwho
sup Hotties
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Hotties
nm u drwho i’m off tomorrow
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drwho
mrinfinity, I live near Philly so you know
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drwho
seen some shit
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drwho
Hotties, nice
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mrinfinity
i remember the bumblebee transformer downtown made out of bridge parts
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mrinfinity
and 82789344 people under the bridge
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mrinfinity
homeless and crime was super bad then too
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mrinfinity
Hotties: whats on the agenda for the night then, movies and chill?
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drwho
time to go to WAWA I need rolling papers
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fifel
This fucking day
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Is it long fifel
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fifel
I’m so sorry foxy that’s a real cunt of a day. Glad Alex is alive and uncharged
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fifel
Submarine: it’s looking 10-11 hours of which 7-8 delivering.
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Mad
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tr
[S] <Submarine> What do you drive
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Not for work
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Bet you got a big turbo falcon or something
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wez
A motorbike i reckon
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Nah I bet he's got a v8
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Or does the falcon have the i6
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Idk the oz car scene
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wez
I reckon fifel has been to summernats before
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Bet
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mrinfinity
best AI coding assistant, allegedly
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Allegedly
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wez
Incase you are not familiar with what summernats is
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tr
[S] <Submarine> I know what it is
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tr
[S] <Submarine> The only place someone will spend 100k+ under the hood just to do ridiculous burnouts lmao
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wez
mrinfinity: Just learn how to code then code, you don't need AI assistance to do something you already know how to do :)
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wez
Then code!
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mrinfinity
it's something to mess with though
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mrinfinity
I don't know what to code though
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tr
[S] <Submarine> mSL
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tr
[S] <Submarine> It's mSL
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mrinfinity
although i can code that too
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Rizon
kicked iwof (Watch your language!)
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esjay
mrinfinity; code yourself some bitches
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tr
[T] <Guest13954> !list
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mrinfinity
React Native seems to be whats catching my eye right now
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wof
set mode +o tr
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kicked esjay (Requested (wof))
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wof
.kick esjay
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wof
runs
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wof
三三ᕕ( ⌓̈ )ᕗ
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mrinfinity
oh yeah, anxiety attack coming on
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Ahsoka
CrystalMath is here?
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Ahsoka
I need to snort CrystalMath!!!!!
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esjay
wof, don't hate
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iwof
esjay: <3
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fifel
And loose dog
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drwho
mrinfinity, just code some AI Girlfriend
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drwho
its what the people want
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fifel
Submarine: Honda CB400sf revo hyper vtec
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drwho
VTEC JUST KICKED IN
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Internets
:: YouTube VTEC just kicked in YO :: (00:15) :: Views 5,574,351 :: Rating [+] 91,854 likes [+] 91,854 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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esjay
cue smell of burning oil from improperly installed vtec
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drwho
cue gun shot blasts from the exhaust
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iwof
rice burning
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NiniGeo2
I feel like my neighbous over-report hearing "gunshots" in the neighborhood but I'm faaairly certain that what they're actually hearing is transformers blowing up or car/truck sounds.
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esjay
the blasts vibrate your butthole, completely intended
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fifel
I prefer riding cargo bicycles in traffic though. 100km 100 item days.
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drwho
NiniGeo2, is that on the Ring Neighborhoods app?
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drwho
same here too
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NiniGeo2
I get spammed by it all the time @_____@
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fifel
esjay: it’s a motorcycle so the vtec works.
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mrinfinity
07:16p @drwho mrinfinity, just code some AI Girlfriend
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fifel
Hit 6500 boom
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mrinfinity
pretty sure those exist already
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drwho
its either "you hear that gun shot?" or "my cat is missing"
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NiniGeo2
Why do people immediately assume that it's always gunshots? There's not many gun-related crimes in this area.
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drwho
so many cats missing
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esjay
drwho; try to put the blame for missing cats on a hated neighbor
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esjay
turn everyone against that neighbor
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tr
[S] <Guest56909> How do you install the cam wrong esjay
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esjay
idfk, this was shit from when I was 12
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drwho
esjay, I think all the missing cats are in my neighborhood
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drwho
there are like always 10 different cats fucking in the alleyway
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NiniGeo2
Maybe drwho is the notorious cat-thief!
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drwho
having cat orgies
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foxy
okay i'm home now
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foxy
alex going to go stay with his sister for a little while
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Esjay vtec is just a higher lift cam profile on the cam that gets actuated at high rpms
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esjay
Submarine, who?
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foxy
did i mention what fanum did
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Read it again esjay
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tr
[S] <Submarine> !seen valware
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tr
[T] <Falkor> Valware (~valware@B6780048.4D17A9F6.A81BABBC.IP) was last seen quitting from #computertech 4 days, 22 hours, 23 minutes ago stating (Quit: We're here, we're queer, connection reset by peer).
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esjay
Submarine, no
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Where is valware
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esjay
Who asked is what I mean
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tr
[S] <Submarine> You did
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Inadvertently
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esjay
Please show me verbatim where I asked
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tr
[S] <Submarine> You said something silly that made no sense, so I was providing you the proper information
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Ahsoka
Heh dont steal my not making sense thing thats infringement
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esjay
Submarine, ok
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fifel
He gets more brm at 6500.
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fifel
Don’t use it in town can’t get out of third.
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esjay
fifel, funny story
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esjay
my grandfather being the perpetual horndog he was, when he was a teen and got his first vehicle, his dad put a rev limiter to keep him from pushing the vehicle to show off to women
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esjay
I miss his stories like that
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Your grandfather must be young esjay
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Syndus
My grandfather is younger than me
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Or you mean a block of wood under the accelerator
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fifel
esjay: all women want is a roof and a backseat
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fifel
drwho: nah shits fucked cunt can’t complain
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foxy
who told you that lie
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Fifel, would a rumbleseat suffice?
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mrinfinity
no, women want to not have to put up with guys' bullshit
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mrinfinity
the rest they can do themselves
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esjay
fifel, I prefer a truckbed and a damp dew-filled field in the summer
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tr
[S] <Submarine> Nevermind
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esjay
Ahsoka; let's cuddle up and watch one piece
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esjay
Submarine over here expecting me to remember shit verbatim via word of mouth from 60 years ago and not just shortening it
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[S] <Submarine> 39, toasty
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foxy
hello Snew , you looking for someone?
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DuckHunt
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foxy
i saw you joined my channel then left
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Snew
foxy which 1
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foxy
how many did you join in the last hour?
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esjay
$tell ComputerTech protip, never subscribe to email notifications for github stuff if you use a smartwatch 💀
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Angel
esjay: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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NiniGeo2
Poor esjay's smartwatch batteries D:
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
franstam > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 2mn7.093s, which makes you a total of 18 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.933s, which makes you a total of 262 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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esjay
franstam; tons of fucking vibrations and shit
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mrinfinity
every hero fights different battles, but not everybody who fights battles is a hero
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foxy
you don't vibrations?
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foxy
giggles
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franstam
esjay, did u put it in ur pants again
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esjay
seems like they send every so often,so it just makes it impossible to use at that time
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foxy
hi franstam
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foxy
i'm good and yourself?
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Angel
mrinfinity meant to say: cappin bitches stuff
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Ahsoka
Im chaotic evil
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mrinfinity
spidey senses
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franstam
licks Ahsoka
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foxy
where did you lick her?
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esjay
it's especially at work when I'm trying to talk to patients
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esjay
especially annoying*
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Snew
hugs ahsoka
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Ahsoka
hugs back
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franstam
oh im not sure, where would be a good spot
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foxy
Ahsoka where did he lick you?
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fifel
Submarine: I’ve suited the back alley behind the warehouse. It’s all about the woman for me
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Ahsoka
I think it was one of my butt cheeks
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spanks ahsoka
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Ahsoka
moans and purrs
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Snew
Foxy is there a bad word list
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Ahsoka
How do you look at it
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Peorth
>snew's ben unbanned
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[S] <Submarine> You rooted in the alley?
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Syndus
I'm reseting a spare Xbox one to factory
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foxy
Peorth was that a question or a comment?
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Syndus
Fun with updates
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foxy
.akick list
[02:00:27]
Peorth
foxy - bit of both
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esjay
foxy; maybe a concern
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Peorth
last I knew he was on the akick list
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foxy
i don't see him there
[02:00:58]
Peorth
but we have so many people with their hands in the pot because ComputerTech randomly adds chucklefucks to the access list for no reason I have no idea anymore
[02:01:18]
Snew
Peorth hru
[02:01:21]
esjay
I don't touch other peoples spatula
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aaabbb_
Peorth: i'm a chucklefuck, add me to the acces list
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foxy
hugs Peorth
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esjay
.access add � 1
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esjay
21:02:25 -Rizon- Access denied.
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kot
hello im a chucklefuck on the access list
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Peorth
/cs clear #computertech access
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Peorth
is a very tempting thing for me to do most days.
[02:03:00]
foxy
.access list
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Peorth
and only add like 10-15 people with any sort of power.
[02:03:18]
iwof
esjay: i got the apple watch ultra 2 that they stop selling
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foxy
just why is there 184 people on that list
[02:03:25]
iwof
well for xmas anyways
[02:03:26]
kot
but i like my funny green dot
[02:03:41]
Peorth
because the chucklefuck-in-charge keeps adding other chucklefucks
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foxy
he even gave chrissy access
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foxy
she's never been in here
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esjay
Peorth; pls be nice to me
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esjay
I'm autistic
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foxy
@seen chrissy
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ChanStat
chrissy has privacy enabled; their seen data is not available.
[02:04:03]
kot
you'll clear it and CT will immediately add them all back
[02:04:24]
Peorth
kot - unfortunately that's probably how it'll go.
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foxy
who the hell is dregnox gnu ram jonathon etc?
[02:05:19]
esjay
dregnox is an oldfag that's annoying, same for gnu, idk the other two
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Peorth
he likes adding people who he thinks will join one day
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foxy
i see he's been busy kissing ircop ass
[02:05:41]
Peorth
or join because they get invited and then fuck off