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ComputerTech
closes his ass
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ComputerTech
it ain't open for that kinda business
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Serion
I joke but seriously what the fuck is pos breeding and why is it a fucking thing
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Serion
do not look it up
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Serion
I miss our youtube discos computertech
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Internets
:: [3/10] pozzed :: being [zapped] with [AIDs] by a homosexual male [on purpose]. ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] pozzing :: When someone [gets] off on [trying to] [get aids]. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] pozzed :: Description for a group/entity that has been infected with [postmodern] [identity politics] that erodes its ability [to carry] out the original mission. ::
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Peorth
.u bugchasing
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Internets
:: [1/4] bugchasing :: the act of risking or attempting to contract [stis] usually HIV, deliberately for a [sexual thrill]. Term comes originally from [gay community], but now can be male or female, hetero gay or bi. Often ... ::
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Internets
:: [3/4] bugchaser :: A person who [seeks] to [intentionally] [contract] AIDS. ::
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Internets
:: [2/4] bugchasing :: An activity which a middle aged French homosexual man going through a [midlife crisis] pursues. [The aim] is to purposefully live in the country with the highest rate of [COVID 19]. A horrendously mis... ::
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Peorth
I knew what it meant beforehand
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Peorth
I was just sharing it with the class :)
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ComputerTech
shoves Peorth to the corner of the clas
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irish666
i gotta run like ehh maybe 11km tomorrow
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <~phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.15s, which makes you a total of 107 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
phish > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.
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Serion
irish666, How far to bed would you have gotten, if I hadnt called you back?
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irish666
i'm already in bed im already drugged im already on the road
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Peorth
.k ComputerTech
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Rizon
kicked ComputerTech (Requested (Peorth))
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Rizon
set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech
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joined #computertech
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Peorth
I didn't do anything?
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ComputerTech
slaps Peorth
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ComputerTech
* You have been kicked from #computertech by Rizon (Requested (Peorth))
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Serion
what was that for CT
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Peorth
Rizon did it
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Serion
he didnt do shit
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Serion
leave peorth alone
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irish666
in the next few months ill only be using sat. to comminicate
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <~phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.564s, which makes you a total of 356 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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tr
[S] <~phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Serion
it has been a considerable amount fo time since you banned me last
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Rizon
set mode +b *!*@59EBDF13.30124764.7644FE8D.IP
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Rizon
kicked Serion (Requested (Peorth))
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Internets
:: YouTube Hillbilly Rock, Hillbilly Roll ('97 Remix) :: (03:02) :: Views 188,211 :: Rating [+] 1,225 likes [+] 1,225 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ysalamiri
u guys not happy unless someone gets a +b
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Internets
:: YouTube Thunderstruck by Steve'n'Seagulls (LIVE) :: (04:06) :: Views 168,658,043 :: Rating [+] 1,499,370 likes [+] 1,499,370 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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tr
[S] <~phish> irish666 get a starlink kit
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ComputerTech
listens
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Peorth
.unban serion
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Rizon
set mode -b *!*@59EBDF13.30124764.7644FE8D.IP
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LimitServ
set mode +l 249
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Rizon
set mode +o Serion
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joined #computertech
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irish666
nah i only need to transmit location and basic text
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Serion
...You call THAT a ban?
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Serion
Ive seen better bans when I wa-
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ComputerTech
goes back to his corner and noms on popcorn
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: im stuck on this update :o
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Serion
btw mthe first stage of my ultimate plan works.
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Neo_Nemesis
i can remove the color tags from the relay bot text but it won't remove the numbers
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Serion
why dont you just remove yourself?
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tr
[S] <~phish> FLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANGFLASHBANG
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Serion
ALK:SJDFALJKSD
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Serion
MY FUCKING EYES
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Neo_Nemesis
PONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIES9PONIES9
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Neo_Nemesis
PONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIESPONIES
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mrinfinity
I'll be there as your friend, all the way to my end.
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Serion
its so jarring
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: i think i may know a way
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irish666
.yt kids in america kim
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Serion
I wwent into VRchat last week
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ComputerTech
like paste the way it shows in numbers
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Serion
I left after 10 minutes cus a girl said I was cute
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Neo_Nemesis
Serion, my brudda, play us the song of Uganda
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Serion
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
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ysalamiri
got o:lines hooked on ducks
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Serion
Don't talk about your feelings and never show your emotion. Be a man.
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left #computertech
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Serion
spit on her my brudda
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Serion
spit on her my brudda
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Serion
spit on her my brudda
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Neo_Nemesis
spits on her!
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Serion
H Y D R A T I O N
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Serion
can you still do that SUPER WIDE text thing
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Neo_Nemesis
Serion: but are the uganda knuckles still on vr chat
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Serion
thats basically block characters
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tr
[S] <~phish> yes
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Syndus
BRONDO HAS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
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Syndus
Electrolytes
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Syndus
Lol scrabble
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Syndus
Anyone up for scrabble?
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Serion
discombobulate
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ysalamiri
nopes, we have lives to live
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Syndus
I love scrabble
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Syndus
I'll come back later
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Serion
GIVE HER DE SACRED BANANA LEAF
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Serion
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
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ysalamiri
ty for the warning Serion
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Neo_Nemesis
Serion: Did you ever see any of the russian knuckles videos from vr chat
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Neo_Nemesis
the russian knuckles driving the little tank
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tromto
im in a mood
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:: YouTube RUSSIAN KNUCKLES!!! (English Subtitles) :: (00:33) :: Views 95,546 :: Rating [+] 2,892 likes [+] 2,892 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Serion
ILL FUCKING DO IT
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ComputerTech
set mode +v tromto
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ComputerTech
Neo_Nemesis: gib like raw irc logs of colour codes
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Serion
I cant remmember what fucking game hes using for the samples
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Serion
I saw it before
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Serion
I was cry laughing for hours
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Serion
Shouting russian is hysterical
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Zero
$tell n0s3y|afk "Was super excited, now beyond disappointed and refunding. The game is super unfinished, the menu is bare bones, and story mode is screenshots from the anime. I had gotten the Ultimate Edition and I can't in good conscience recommend spending more than $10 on this. It's like a Naruto SUN Storm game that was release pre-alpha or something. Sadlyfe."
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Angel
Zero: I'll pass that on when n0s3y|afk is around.
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Serion
idk one of the weird things ive done lately is figure out to stream the contents of my meme videos folder to youtube and weirdly it made for better TV than the BBC
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Serion
9 hours of memes
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: PRIVMSG #testduck :\x02[IRC-nERDs]\x02 <\x0306Cheetara\x03> :o\x0f
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Neo_Nemesis
slaps ComputerTech upside the head
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ComputerTech
cums
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Peorth
set mode -b *!*@66.234.62.215
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Serion
lol Peorth try and remove my ban
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Serion
oh wait you cant
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ComputerTech
runs
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Serion
because im not ba-
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\g
set mode +b ComputerTech*!*@*
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: i was thinking using regular expressions buuuut i cant do that for the color numbers :U
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Serion
keep trying to trigger peorth :C
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Serion
I love you peorth <3
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Serion
you're such a good boy!
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Neo_Nemesis
eyes ComputerTech suspiciously
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D3M0N
is having one of my rouch days :/
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Peorth
.k ComputerTech
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Rizon
kicked ComputerTech (Requested (Peorth))
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Rizon
set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech
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joined #computertech
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tromto
left #computertech
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Neo_Nemesis
ComputerTech: let me get stoned, then i'll be in the right mind
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Internets
:: YouTube Dire Straits - Money For Nothing (Live At Knebworth) :: (06:39) :: Views 38,757,611 :: Rating [+] 213,017 likes [+] 213,017 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Internets
:: YouTube Wheeler Walker Jr. - All the Pussy You Will Slay :: (03:25) :: Views 3,471,614 :: Rating [+] 39,341 likes [+] 39,341 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Neo_Nemesis
the faggot with the ear ring and make up
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Neo_Nemesis
the little faggot got his own jet airplane
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Neo_Nemesis
that little faggot is a millionaire
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Serion
Neo_Nemesis, if I become successful and buy my own jet,
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Serion
will I be a little faggot with a Jet?
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Serion
what if I flew it myself?
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Neo_Nemesis
Serion: if you got an ear ring and the make up
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Serion
Make up only goes on my penis
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Serion
yeah you got it
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Serion
Oh boy here we go
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Serion
☑ The Rekt Side Story
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Serion
☑ Singin' In The Rekt
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Serion
☑ Painting The Roses Rekt
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Serion
☑ Rekt Van Winkle
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Serion
☑ Parks and Rekt
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Serion
☑ Lord of the Rekts: The Reking of the King
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Serion
☑ Star Trekt
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Serion
☑ The Rekt Prince of Bel-Air
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Serion
☑ A Game of Rekt
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Serion
☑ Rekt it like it's hot
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Serion
☑ RektBox 360
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Serion
☑ The Good, the Bad, and The Rekt
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tr
[S] <~phish> wheres esjay i need some pseudophedrine STAT
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esjay
Oh what do you know, my scanner and reader for licenses isn't working
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Serion
more like soo doe eph fag drink LOL AM I RITE
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tr
[S] <~phish> the great state of oregon decided you need a prescription and i cannot breath but at least heroin and meth are decriminalized
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Serion
yeah hows that working out for Oregon?
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tr
[S] <~phish> they're about to repeal that one
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esjay
phish...
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esjay
it's btc there
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esjay
go buy some
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AfterGlow
quit (Remote host closed the connection)
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Serion
can yyou fucking imagine the WAVE of arrests
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tr
[S] <~phish> wait really
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tr
[S] <~phish> the fucking pharmacies closed goddamnit
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esjay
go to cvs
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tr
[S] <~phish> too far
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Serion
whenever soneone says cvs I think resume
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tr
[S] <~phish> shows how often i get sick smh
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Serion
maybe you should just die phish
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Serion
clearly natural selection is trying to take its course
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tr
[S] <~phish> considered it last night when i was laying in the shower
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Serion
Face up or down?
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tr
[S] <~phish> yes
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esjay
ass up or down
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Serion
ass dowb but legs up if you know what i mean
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ysalamiri
depends oan how big yer tits are tbh
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esjay
it's all fun and games until he has your face pressed against the bottom of the tub and the slight clog brings you centimeters closer to death
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Serion
I dont like big boobs ya know; like
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Serion
In proportion
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Serion
proportional much better
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esjay
Serion prefers his women to be as flat as a greek boy
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Serion
....Emma was, I still thought she was beautiful
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Serion
stick insect.
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esjay
get stickbugged
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End3r
$weather
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Angel
Lynn Haven, Florida, US: 12°C (53°F), Cloudy, Humidity: 69%, UV Index: 0.0, Light air: 5km/h (3mph) (↗)
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tr
[S] <~phish> you have saved me from acquiring methamphetamine to relieve my nasal congestion ty esjay
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End3r
runs
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Sheep
[Weather] (esjay) City of Hudson, New York, United States | 2C/36F | Overcast Clouds | Humidity: 76% | Wind: 3.9km/h/2.4mi/h
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ysalamiri
crap a sensible person is back
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tr
[S] <~phish> wish the dumb cunt at the pharmacy said something when i bought 4 different sinus relief products
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Serion
foxy, I imagine you going about your day only to think "hmm I wonder what the weather is like outside?" Hobble over to the pc in agony from the window, just to type '.w' and hobble back to the window.
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esjay
phish, they don't get paid enough to go that far out of their way
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tr
[S] <~phish> apparently
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Sheep
[Weather] Serion: Please set location, e.g.: ;config Serion location London, GB
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Serion
why do we have 3+ different ways of telling the weather
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esjay
because fuck you
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Serion
are you all that against going outsiide
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Serion
that is such an IRC user thing though
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tr
[S] <~phish> looking at this newsletter i know im going to go there and they opted out because its a small hick town and they can barely use a computer
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tr
[S] <~phish> sigh
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Serion
They can barely use a computer?
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Serion
Collectively the entire town can not muster the intelligence to operate one computer, at the same time?