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Ice`
[18:42] (&wofmobile) Trump is our fuhrer
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Ice`
Is h4 Trump ?
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Mikoolo
Don't insult the failed orange impersonator like that, Ice`.
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Mikoolo
thats the face of my monk.
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AlterEgo_
got the same style bald head beard combo
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Frogorg
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Frogorg
yes, ribbit, hi AlterEgo_, ComputerTech ~
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Frogorg
gym in 2 h, gotta shower and do Chinese HW before that
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Frogorg
my office chair arrives tomorrow
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AlterEgo_
oh god dont say gym itll trigger vt and h4
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Frogorg
AlterEgo_: irish too
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Frogorg
Mikoolo: thank you for your kind gift, you will be rewarded with twaróg
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AlterEgo_
what does that have to do
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Frogorg
AlterEgo_: barbells aren't solar powered lol
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Mikoolo
He's afraid of immigrants, AlterEgo_. Thats why he mentioned dark.
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Mikoolo
Even tho he's a immigrant himself.
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Frogorg
more like a guest
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Frogorg
but not the type of guest that brings you wine
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Mikoolo
Who has been there for 2 months now, Frogorg.
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Frogorg
the type of guest that arrives drunk and then asks your gf to slap him
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Frogorg
Mikoolo: that's okay, he can stay for as long as he wants
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Frogorg
or for as long as tax authorities let him without paying taxes in Poland
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Mikoolo
He should start learning polish after the 4th month imo.
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Frogorg
I've taught him essential phrases such as "świruj świnio tańcz wiruj jak pojebana pójdziemy do WC jak już będziesz pijana"
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Mikoolo
Thats the one with "I am single and I do not have any genital diseases" or something?
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Mikoolo
.t pl sv "świruj świnio tańcz wiruj jak pojebana pójdziemy do WC jak już będziesz pijana
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Internets
[t] [from pl] "Flippa ur grisen, dansa, snurra som en jävla idiot, vi går på toaletten när du är full
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Mikoolo
Thats very kind of you Frogorg. He will surely need that when he meets polish girls.
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Frogorg
Mikoolo: exactly, it's even a quote from a song so he'll seem cultured!
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Mikoolo
.t sv pl om jag hade druckigt min sista skvätt öl när jag läste översättningen så hade jag fått torka min monitor.
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Internets
[t] [from sv] Gdybym wypił ostatni łyk piwa podczas czytania tłumaczenia, musiałbym wytrzeć monitor.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.68s, which makes you a total of 74 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Mikoolo
Now I have to check the sentence you told me to tell my polish doctor.
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Mikoolo
It was about syphilis.
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Frogorg
Mikoolo: I believe it was "jestem zdrowy nie mam kiły"
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Mikoolo
.t jestem zdrowy nie mam kiły
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Internets
[t] [from pl] I'm healthy, I don't have syphilis
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Frogorg
you could also try "proszę mnie zbadać per rectum", though you'll probably figure out what that means
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Mikoolo
.t pl sv proszę mnie zbadać per rectum
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Internets
[t] [from pl] snälla undersök mig per rektum
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Mikoolo
I suspect it did not translate per correctly.
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Frogorg
Mikoolo: it's from Latin
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Frogorg
"per rectum" is a medical slang in Poland for putting a finger in your ass to check if everything's okay there
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Mikoolo
Per in swedish is kinda slang and the translation would be quite long.
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Mikoolo
.t sv en inträdet kostar 10kronor per person
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Internets
[t] [from sv] Admission costs SEK 10 per person
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Frogorg
I've even seen a sign at doctor's office "Per rectum ad astra"
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Mikoolo
oh yeah you can say per in english too.
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Frogorg
speaking of examining people in shitty ways
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Mikoolo
I have to say. This Tripel Karmeliet is damn awesome. Best pee coloured beer I've had.
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Frogorg
h4: did you know that a part of my cognitive function evaluation is apparently asking me if I'm a gymrat?
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Frogorg
I proudly answered "yes it applies to me"
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Frogorg
and now I'll probably be getting diagnosed with body dysmorphic disorder lol
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ComputerTech
changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech | liegestütze! JETZT!
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changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech | liegestütze! JETZT! | ComputerTech loves everyone. He loves you, he loves your mum and he loves your dad the most.
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Mikoolo
Thank you for confirming what I have said for months, ComputerTech.
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Mikoolo
That you're into older men.
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Frogorg
old as in yournamehere old, or older?
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Mikoolo
Double his own age.
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Ice`
Mikoolo: nice topic
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End3r
I think I wanna go hit the bong befor my nap
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End3r
yes ComputerTech I am old
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End3r
I will later
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End3r
gotta add it to my other znc
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End3r
set my oline to the ip i am connecting to from here :P
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End3r
well, it is your box
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End3r
I am using UK server
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ComputerTech
it better only connect to rizon and technet
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h4
what's with the fucking activity in here?!
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h4
hey End3r o/
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End3r
brb smoke
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h4
Frogorg: oof
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h4
way to turn something positive into a negative :D
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h4
but have you been to the gym again gymrat?
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h4
fucking nice!
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Frogorg
was "out of order" due to "personal reasons", but I'm sort of okay now
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Syndus
Hey, ct, you find a place to stay yet?
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Frogorg
I've cancelled meeting with my friend to go lift
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ComputerTech
Syndus: just the hotel yeah, all good now
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h4
speaking of nice: my pain in the shoulder has disappeared. No idea if applying heat, stretching or taking a break did it :x
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hugs Syndus
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h4
Frogorg: glad you're back at it ;)
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Frogorg
that's great news!
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Syndus
Yesterday I said I was worried about you and got called stupid again
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h4
I'm also back to doing pullups, but only a few
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ComputerTech
hugs Syndus
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Syndus
According to your company it is
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h4
Syndus: who called you stupid?
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h4
for caring about ComputerTech?
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h4
I called you stupid when foxy pointed out that you hung out too much with Zack :D
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Ice`
Who don't love ComputerTech ?
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h4
I don't love him
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h4
I appreciate him
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Syndus
You compared me to Zack and talked me re fuckin tarded
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h4
Syndus: yes please less zack
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h4
you really sounded like him the other day
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Syndus
I've explained my feelings about that
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h4
so you will avoid him now
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h4
yo ComputerTech
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h4
think this is any better?
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looks
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h4
no android app
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Syndus
You're dogging a guy with actual brain problems and telling another one with another learning disability that have known eachother for 20 years...to not appreciate eachother....dude you're fucking evil sometimes
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h4
it needs to be as simple as possible
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h4
Syndus: don't know about you in that regard
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h4
but Zack is really fucking retarded
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h4
lol fu wof :D
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h4
get off the shitter you immigrant
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zof
Syndus: i am here for u bby girl, u r gonna hear a lot of hateful stuff from people like h4 just know i got u bby
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h4
oh shut up zof
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h4
I don't hate Syndus
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h4
I just point out when he's like Zack
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h4
because Zack is annoying as fuck
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zof
Yeah sorry if that was rude Syndus-kun, just clowning
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zof
WE GOTCHU BBY GIRL
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zof
computo techo
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zof
happy thursday bruvva,
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Ice`
Speaking of bby girl, where's Barbie ?
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AlterEgo_
zof ask him for us to have ops
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zof
I am sovereign AlterEgo_, I don't ask bucko
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set mode +o zof
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AlterEgo_
but leav em half ops psh psh
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zof
princess connect on that doki doki tho fr fr
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h4
don't call ComputerTech a princess
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h4
he works out now
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h4
he will grow a beard any day now
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h4
I bought a mini router from GL iNet
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h4
mainly because it runs on openwrt
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AlterEgo_
not another workout update h4 plz
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h4
it's small as hell, can only do 100MBit/s LAN and 300 MBit/s WLAN
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h4
needs only 5V/1A
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AlterEgo_
dunno aobut the powr consumption
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h4
runs on a phone charger basically
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Ice`
Root ska good
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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AlterEgo_
lets stress test for packets
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.348s, which makes you a total of 75 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Scientist > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
Scientist is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
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Internets
:: YouTube Roots Ska Goods :: (04:27) :: Views 57,581 :: Rating [+] 334 likes [+] 334 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Ice`
Hi Scientist
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meow at Scientist
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Scientist
Thx ADMIRAL_HUBRIS and hi
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hisses at Ice`
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Scientist
Im good thanks and you? ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
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h4
AlterEgo_: please
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hands ADMIRAL_HUBRIS a cup of hot coffee
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h4
you know how you know where a usb charger is at all times
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h4
except for when you need one?
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AlterEgo_
i hate sticking usb connectors
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AlterEgo_
ALWAYS STICK IT IN THE WRONG WAY
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Ice`
I'm good hbu ?
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Ice`
Hi Barbie !!!!
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AlterEgo_
its funny casuse its true
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Ice`
Enjoy it girl
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Syndus
Working on it barbie
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h4
it's grungebarbie
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h4
good day grungebarbie
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Syndus
I ran out of creamer :(
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Syndus
Going black today
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Syndus
Didn't you heat? Coffee is white privilege now
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ComputerTech
hands prussian a coffee
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Syndus
Yeah go looking om sure you'll find the article
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Syndus
It's hilarious
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prussian
something something colonialism
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prussian
same thing they'd say about chocolate I imagine.
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Syndus
It's some angry fat black bitch acting like a karen trying to cancel joy
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h4
AlterEgo_: and a bitch
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Syndus
I hate those ppl
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Ice`
no stfu ComputerTech Coffee for life
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h4
tea is nice as well
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h4
but nothing beats coffee
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grungebarbie
Tea is great too, I’m not gonna discriminate
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h4
grungebarbie: I don't appreciate sharing an opinion with you
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h4
please adjust your preferences accordingly
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Mikoolo
I want to drink my last beer but then I don't have any tomorrow :<
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Syndus
Coffee Kickstarts my hearts and jump starts my colon, in the words of Robin Williams
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prussian
I have a box full of tea.
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prussian
what do I pull out of the box next?
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Ice`
Nice kitties phonekait
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Syndus
Capital or lowercase, prussian,
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Scientist > You are not armed.
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Mikoolo
Tea, prussian. Thats what you'll pull out of your box full of tea.
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prussian
but what kind of tea.....
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zof
prussian: !
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zof
is it tea time?
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns Scientist's gun to him.
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Syndus
Mikoolo can you rearm?
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DuckHunt
Scientist > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 2/1
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DuckHunt
Scientist > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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zof
whats the tea of the day m'lad, earl grey?
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DuckHunt
Scientist > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/1
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DuckHunt
Scientist > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/1
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DuckHunt
Scientist > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Scientist > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
Syndus > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
Scientist > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
*PEWWW* Scientist's bullet ricochetes on Saphir^Txp, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
Scientist > You are not armed.
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DuckHunt
Syndus > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 53.748s, which makes you a total of 1 duck (including 1 golden duck) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]
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slaps ComputerTech
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prussian
I have way too much and bought more recently.
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kicks phonekait
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Mikoolo
I hope you pull out a long iceland tea from it, prussian.
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h4
ComputerTech: now do it for real
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h4
ComputerTech pls
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phonekait
Long Island ice tea sounds like a good time
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h4
you can at least fit five new chatters in
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Mikoolo
He can fit more than 5 at once, h4.
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prussian
I was doing work travel and some bar had a cocktail on tap called the PediaLIT
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Mikoolo
.quote search butt plug
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Quotes
[Quote] No quotes found.
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Mikoolo
.quote search buttplug
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Quotes
[Quote] #60 added by ComputerTech 2 years 3 weeks 22 hours 24 minutes 54 seconds ago.
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[Quote] [18:25] (+Null_Anonymous) This is why ComputerTech is going to go be rented out [18:25] (+Mikoolo) Null_Anonymous I gave him a buttplug to make the entrance more accessible [18:26] (+Null_Anonymous) Good. Very good Mikoolo
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prussian
suffice to say the victim of this cocktail was puking
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Syndus
If you had to pull anything out of that marry Poppins tea box, my money is on a dildo bat from saints row and glow in the dark pie flavored condoms
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phonekait
Pedialyte does go good with vodka
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prussian
probaly gonna pull the mao feng, but it's always disappointing to me because it's too "light"
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phonekait
I learned that in college lmao
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AlterEgo_
can hear those brains crunching
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Mikoolo
h4 did you see my monk's face?
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h4
Mikoolo: oh wow
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prussian
probably needs some jasmine.
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phonekait
slaps Mikoolo too
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Syndus
prussian: how much is lavender or hibiscus where u r?
[19:07:05]
h4
apart from that ugly scar
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Mikoolo
watches the hand come closer to him as if was moving in slow motion and takes a step backwards 5 minutes before it reaches him.
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h4
looks just like my character
[19:07:14]
Syndus
Just curious
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prussian
hibiscus is a pita but they sel the stuff from straya here.
[19:07:51]
Syndus
Leave it to the greek
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h4
it's getting crowded
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h4
you'Re one yourself
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phonekait
ComputerTech: you just like things with pockets
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Syndus
12:07 PM <E7AA00~ ComputerTech> i love pain in the ass sex
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ComputerTech
hides behind h4
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h4
I mean if he just expanded on the acronym
[19:08:44]
h4
that would have been okay I guess
[19:08:48]
phonekait
ComputerTech: don't hide behind dumpster fires. Fires spread.
[19:08:48]
h4
but that "sex" at the end
[19:08:59]
h4
just your typical akoshA/gravykait humour
[19:09:02]
h4
not worth my time
[19:09:09]
h4
fuck off ComputerTech, don't drag me into this
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Syndus
Nobody asked
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h4
wanders off to become h4mobile
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h4
Syndus: much like Zack you excel at entertaining yourself
[19:09:39]
h4
oh how lucky the feeble minded seem
[19:09:56]
Syndus
I have to when I'm looking a dribbled wastrels
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h4
ComputerTech: bowel movement is not optional
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phonekait
Oh is it childish shit o'clock?
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Mikoolo
Oh, you didn't put him on ignore yesterday, h4?
