IRC Driven

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[00:08:04] DasBrain !bang

[00:08:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.687s, which makes you a total of 1419 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[00:58:42] End3r !bang

[00:58:42] DuckHunt End3r > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:58:45] End3r reload

[00:58:47] End3r !bang

[00:58:47] DuckHunt End3r > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[00:58:49] End3r reload

[00:58:55] End3r !reload

[00:58:55] DuckHunt End3r > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:58:57] End3r !bang

[00:58:57] DuckHunt End3r > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:58:59] End3r !bang

[00:58:59] DuckHunt End3r > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:59:02] End3r !reload

[00:59:02] DuckHunt End3r > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:59:04] End3r !bang

[00:59:04] DuckHunt End3r > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn4.23s, which makes you a total of 30 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:10:22] Syndus End3r: I'm bored, do the wiggle dance and that thing where you grab the tip of you penis really hard and sing in the arms of an angel?

[01:22:55] End3r damn Syndus, I already came on your face once today.

[01:23:03] End3r damn fiend

[01:23:24] Syndus Wrong answer

[01:23:30] Syndus Guards!

[01:23:41] Syndus Sieze him

[01:24:05] * End3r runs

[01:24:20] Syndus Lol I went in on my day off for something to do

[01:25:10] Syndus Drinking tea on my porch

[01:25:22] Syndus Trying to get a lil high

[01:26:04] End3r I am still at work

[01:26:15] End3r it's slow, so I have the lappy out

[01:26:42] Syndus https://media.tenor.com/Kx7Lj2-prbcAAAAM/all-right-towelie.gif

[01:27:15] End3r I just have an hour and a half left.

[01:27:20] End3r we close at 10pm

[01:28:12] Syndus End3r: did I ever tell you that I was savagely molested every day one summer by a big man with down syndrome at summer camp?

[01:32:30] End3r I don't have down syndrome

[01:34:19] Syndus K, just checking.

[01:35:16] Syndus Are you allowed to consume pork chops without adult supervision?

[01:35:35] End3r only yours

[01:35:50] Syndus Wait..

[01:36:04] Syndus I..am..an....adult?

[01:36:24] Syndus https://media.tenor.com/T7S9yWxifuwAAAAM/dbz-abridged-dbz.gif

[01:36:55] Syndus Can you imagine Vegeta played by Kevin Spacey?

[01:37:02] Syndus 🤔

[01:37:06] Syndus Lolol

[01:37:21] End3r lmao

[01:37:32] End3r brb gonna go have a smoke

[01:37:38] Syndus Dragon ball Epstein

[01:37:50] Syndus Oh roshi

[01:38:02] Syndus You sick sad old man

[01:38:45] Syndus I'm doing good on the nicotine these days still, had the same vape for three weeks now

[01:45:29] foxy what did i just read

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[01:51:29] End3r foxy: irc pr0n

[01:51:44] Peorth !bang

[01:51:44] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn43.828s, which makes you a total of 1003 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:52:13] Peorth !reload

[01:52:14] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 5/5

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[01:52:25] Peorth !bang

[01:52:25] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[01:52:26] Peorth !reload

[01:52:26] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:52:27] Peorth !bang

[01:52:28] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.518s, which makes you a total of 1004 ducks (including 306 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [55 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

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[01:55:04] foxy !bang

[01:55:04] DuckHunt foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/7 | Chargers: 4/4

[01:55:07] DuckHunt foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 3/4

[01:55:07] foxy !reload

[01:55:08] DuckHunt foxy > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[01:55:08] foxy !bang

[01:55:09] DuckHunt foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.762s, which makes you a total of 405 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:55:09] foxy !bang

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[01:57:51] DuckHunt foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 50.106s, which makes you a total of 406 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:57:51] foxy !bang

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[02:06:03] Basti !bang

[02:06:04] DuckHunt Basti > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.563s, which makes you a total of 10 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[02:34:34] Rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

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[02:50:12] Oo !bang

[02:50:12] DuckHunt Oo > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn12.1s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[03:15:00] cba !bang

[03:15:00] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' Koragg just get shot by accident by cba. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[03:15:05] cba WUT

[03:15:24] cba that's some bullshit

[03:16:18] Basti !bang

[03:16:18] DuckHunt Basti > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn17.81s, which makes you a total of 11 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:16:19] DuckHunt Basti > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a sight for your gun ! The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[03:29:53] Number1Stunna gn friends

[03:40:11] End3r watch this for a good laugh

[03:40:13] End3r https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqEo4lY33Lk

[03:40:13] Internets :: YouTube Customer States He Cut His Wheels To Make Them Fit :: (04:04) :: Views 151,678 :: Rating [+] 12,468 likes [+] 12,468 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

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[03:54:27] Peorth !bang

[03:54:27] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn26.732s, which makes you a total of 1005 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[03:55:20] Peorth !bang

[03:55:20] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[03:55:21] Peorth !bang

[03:55:21] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.822s, which makes you a total of 1006 ducks (including 307 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [67 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[03:55:22] DuckHunt Peorth > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !

[03:55:26] Peorth !reload

[03:55:26] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[03:55:38] Peorth !shop 1

[03:55:39] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.

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[04:03:34] Peorth !bang

[04:03:35] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[04:03:36] Peorth !bang

[04:03:36] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' Superfly just get shot by accident by Peorth. [missed: -6 xp] [accident: -41 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[04:03:38] Peorth !shop 1

[04:03:38] DuckHunt Peorth > You are not armed.

[04:03:43] Peorth !rearm Peorth

[04:03:44] DuckHunt Peorth returns Peorth's gun to him.

[04:03:45] Peorth !bang

[04:03:45] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:03:47] Peorth !reload

[04:03:48] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/5

[04:03:49] Peorth !bang

[04:03:49] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 49.018s, which makes you a total of 1007 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:03:57] Peorth !shop\

[04:04:00] Peorth !shop

[04:04:08] Peorth !shop 8

[04:04:09] DuckHunt Peorth > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.

[04:04:17] Peorth !shop 19

[04:04:17] DuckHunt Peorth > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.

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[04:27:08] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[04:27:08] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:27:09] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[04:27:09] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:27:10] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[04:27:10] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:27:10] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[04:27:20] Neo_Nemesis D:

[04:41:12] cba DOOM

[04:41:22] cba wasted af

[04:41:28] cba playing DOOM

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[05:38:19] Sander !doom

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[05:43:16] Peorth !bang

[05:43:16] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 3mn16.172s, which makes you a total of 1008 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[05:43:17] Peorth !bang

[05:43:18] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn17.452s, which makes you a total of 1009 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[05:43:21] Peorth !reload

[05:43:21] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 3/5

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[05:43:48] Peorth !bang

[05:43:48] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[05:43:49] Peorth !reload

[05:43:50] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/5

[05:43:50] Peorth !bang

[05:43:51] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[05:43:53] Peorth !bang

[05:43:53] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[05:43:54] Peorth !bang

[05:43:55] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[05:44:00] Peorth !shop 4

[05:44:00] DuckHunt Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[05:44:02] Peorth !shop 10

[05:44:03] DuckHunt Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 5 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[05:44:04] Peorth !bang

[05:44:04] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 18.459s, which makes you a total of 1010 ducks (including 308 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [53 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[05:44:04] DuckHunt Peorth > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.

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[06:05:22] Phoenix !bang

[06:05:22] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 21.888s, which makes you a total of 122 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[06:05:24] Phoenix !reload

[06:05:24] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[06:08:00] Peorth Phoenix!

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[06:08:02] Peorth !bang

[06:08:03] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/5

[06:08:05] Peorth !reload

[06:08:06] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/5

[06:08:06] Peorth !bang

[06:08:06] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[06:08:08] Peorth !bang

[06:08:08] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 8.46s, which makes you a total of 1011 ducks (including 309 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [65 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

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[06:14:42] Phoenix hi Peorth :)

[06:15:53] Phoenix !duckstats Peorth

[06:15:55] DuckHunt [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.09s | average react. time: 1mn55.228s | 1011 ducks (incl. 309 golden ducks) | 479 misses | 79 accidents | 186 empty shots | 26 wild shots | 1490 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Infrared detect. / Liability insur. / 4-leaf clover / Expl. ammo

[06:16:03] Phoenix !duckstats

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[06:50:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[07:14:43] tipforeveryone test chat, sorry

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[07:23:00] DuckHunt The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[07:44:07] Phoenix !bang

[07:44:07] DuckHunt Phoenix > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[07:44:09] Phoenix !bang

[07:44:09] DuckHunt Phoenix > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[07:44:12] Phoenix !reload

[07:44:12] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[07:44:13] Phoenix !bang

[07:44:14] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.632s, which makes you a total of 123 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[08:30:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[08:38:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[08:43:45] Rizon [deadly] FUCK OFF!!!!!

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[09:01:06] DasBrain !bang

[09:01:06] DuckHunt *PEWWW* DasBrain's bullet ricochetes on Nando, thanks to his deflection modifier of 52%. [missed: -6 xp] [accident: -41 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[09:01:14] DuckHunt DasBrain > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points.

[09:01:14] DasBrain !shop 5

[09:01:16] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 5/5

[09:01:16] DasBrain !bang

[09:01:17] DasBrain !reload

[09:01:17] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[09:01:18] DasBrain !bang

[09:01:18] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 17.37s, which makes you a total of 1420 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[09:03:05] DasBrain !bang

[09:03:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.862s, which makes you a total of 1421 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[09:23:42] tipforeveryone Is Avast cleanup good ?

[09:24:08] yournamehere no

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[09:35:59] Number1Stunna good morning, friends

[09:40:06] yournamehere huh

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[10:34:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[10:46:28] vk2bio !bang

[10:46:28] DuckHunt vk2bio > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[10:46:29] vk2bio !bang

[10:46:29] DuckHunt vk2bio > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[10:46:31] vk2bio !reload

[10:46:32] DuckHunt vk2bio > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3

[10:46:32] vk2bio !bang

[10:46:32] DuckHunt vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn32.109s, which makes you a total of 47 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 9 (duck plucker). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[10:46:35] vk2bio !reload

[10:46:35] DuckHunt vk2bio > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 8/9 | Chargers: 2/3

[10:46:42] vk2bio bewm

[10:46:44] vk2bio headshot

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[11:10:24] Phoenix !bang

[11:10:24] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn24.064s, which makes you a total of 124 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[11:10:26] Phoenix !reload

[11:10:26] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[11:20:23] ComputerTech gday

[11:20:31] ComputerTech happy 12th of july

[11:20:34] ComputerTech :>

[11:20:42] ComputerTech (Northern Ireland holiday)

[11:22:57] vk2bio king william ftw

[11:23:07] ComputerTech huh

[11:23:13] ComputerTech :P

[11:23:25] ComputerTech sup vk2vio

[11:23:33] ComputerTech vk2bio*

[11:24:34] vk2bio freezing my arse off, you?

[11:29:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[11:29:06] Basti !bang

[11:29:07] DuckHunt Basti > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.571s, which makes you a total of 12 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[11:38:15] irish666 hey

[11:38:19] irish666 quickly call me fat

[11:38:28] vk2bio irish is fat

[11:38:43] vk2bio ok now what, do i get a cookie?

[11:38:47] irish666 thx

[11:38:50] irish666 phew

[11:38:55] vk2bio where's my cookie

[11:39:06] irish666 its being cooked

[11:39:09] vk2bio ok

[11:39:46] * irish666 open oven, gets out cookies, puts them on a plate, hands them to vk2bio

[11:39:50] deadly baked

[11:39:54] vk2bio cheers mate

[11:40:07] deadly mate? you english cunt!

[11:40:36] deadly AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

[11:41:17] vk2bio get a load of the seppo

[11:41:19] irish666 i'm so baked

[11:41:48] irish666 i ordered a crazy pizza

[11:42:01] irish666 i went gym earlier

[11:42:05] deadly vk2bio WHERE IN UK YOU FROM?

[11:42:07] irish666 starving now

[11:42:12] deadly fat cunt

[11:42:15] irish666 ye

[11:42:19] irish666 massive

[11:42:19] vk2bio CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

[11:42:22] deadly what size pizza?

[11:42:32] irish666 large but its like 13.5

[11:42:37] deadly ahhh

[11:42:45] deadly you order anything else

[11:42:56] irish666 nah i just had to eat asap

[11:43:02] deadly normally need to spend over a tenner to get delivery

[11:43:07] irish666 it was about 2100 kcal

[11:43:16] vk2bio u bulkin' brah?

[11:43:44] irish666 dominos started doing delivery at £9.99 and the pizza was 12 plus 3 🦑 delivery

[11:44:04] irish666 vk2bio: my maintenance is about 2300-2700 rn

[11:44:05] deadly ok

[11:45:10] irish666 not bulking im just maintaining or slightly deficit

[11:46:05] irish666 getting leaner but its exhausting

[11:48:57] vk2bio i did legs today

[11:49:02] vk2bio kinda boring, but gotta be done

[11:51:32] irish666 i did legs too i am fucked

[11:51:37] fifel irish666 is a fully sick cunt

[11:51:57] irish666 i try to do 32 sets a day and im dead after

[11:51:58] vk2bio watch out, fifel's on the piss XD

[11:52:16] deadly fifel you cunt

[11:52:27] irish666 rn i'm up to 150kg for calf raises

[11:52:32] deadly only im allowed to slag irish666

[11:52:45] irish666 they are still smol

[11:52:49] vk2bio i need to get on the calf raises, actually

[11:52:50] fifel I’m australian… I do what I do and pay the price.

[11:52:53] vk2bio yeah, legs are hard to grow

[11:53:11] irish666 you can hammer your calves every workout

[11:53:14] fifel bicycle for a living and walk delivery

[11:53:19] fifel BE THE POSTMAN

[11:53:22] irish666 the doms is min.

[11:53:47] irish666 fifel: i see our poverty postmen in broken britain taking the bus sometimes

[11:54:14] irish666 no bike no van just take the bus bro

[11:54:24] fifel We have a fucken union

[11:54:40] irish666 kek we don't even have a national post office anymore

[11:54:47] irish666 tories are scum

[11:54:57] fifel Not even owned by the state eh?

[11:55:03] irish666 nothing!

[11:55:19] irish666 sold by vampire tories on its 499th birthday

[11:55:21] fifel Ours is a private company owned exclusively by the state; with a few legally required responsibilities.

[11:55:27] irish666 evil bastards

[11:55:34] fifel Oh, its shitty DHL now

[11:56:07] irish666 ah i see

[11:56:16] Basti by myself i like DHL, even the declined my job interest

[11:56:16] irish666 australia 👻

[11:56:35] Basti the habe paket boxes in my whole hood :D

[11:56:47] fifel irish666: I “delighted” two customers today

[11:56:56] fifel I did a fucking 11.5 hour shift

[11:57:01] irish666 ugh

[11:57:07] Basti *they

[11:57:11] fifel We “delight” customers

[11:57:19] irish666 don't you arse get sore cycling for that long

[11:57:22] irish666 your

[11:57:37] fifel Basti: They’s been gender neutral singular for 1000 years cunt, eat fucking arse shit and ejaculate.

[11:57:55] irish666 you must walk around like your riding a horse fifel or that you just got out of gaol

[11:58:00] fifel irish666: I learnt to motorcycle for my ex. I now motorcycle deliver in a three wheel 750 kg object.

[11:58:14] irish666 oh a trike !

[11:58:38] fifel irish666: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0KY57B9n2w

[11:58:38] Internets :: YouTube Australia Post: The Delivery E-Trike :: (01:25) :: Views 18,077 :: Rating [+] 57 likes [+] 57 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[11:59:03] vk2bio wait, you're a posite?

[11:59:13] fifel those blokes in the ad are loading 1/10th of a work load

[11:59:13] irish666 what planet do you work on fifel?

[11:59:15] vk2bio *postie

[11:59:24] fifel vk2bio: IMMA FUCKEN POSTIE CUND

[11:59:27] irish666 is that thing from the moon or mars explorer

[11:59:31] irish666 missions

[11:59:33] vk2bio deliver my fuckin' mail lad

[11:59:57] irish666 it's so neon

[12:00:18] fifel We have killed ZERO posties using 3 wheelers

[12:00:27] fifel we kill 0.75 posties a year using motorcycles

[12:00:52] irish666 do you get huge Jumanji size insects hitting the windshield ?

[12:00:53] fifel vk2bio: Which postcode you got punchbowl brother?

[12:01:13] fifel irish666: I get like 3 spiders a day, they are cute, I wish to <cannot say>

[12:01:44] irish666 🤔

[12:01:49] vk2bio 6969

[12:01:54] fifel I wish I had a cute human spider with a bob haircut and a plaid dress waxed up on the minge only crawling down my erect cock

[12:02:02] irish666 srsly fifel pic of calves

[12:02:05] fifel I like fuzzy legs

[12:02:11] irish666 i wanna judge

[12:02:21] vk2bio now i understand why fifel is so absolutely sloshed XD

[12:02:24] fifel irish666: My legs are nothing like when I was food courier / bike courier

[12:02:59] irish666 fifel actually inhaled all the souls trapped inside old soviet holocaust books and records

[12:03:01] fifel vk2bio: Because I’m a marxist academic postie on a three wheeler betrayed by the love of my life who refused to be healthy to be with me?

[12:03:14] irish666 holodomor*

[12:03:17] irish666 whatever

[12:03:51] fifel FUCK YOU CUNT THE HOLODOMOR IS A FASCIST UKRAINE MYTH ABOUT THE ACTUAL SOVIET FAMINE 1932-1933

[12:04:02] vk2bio huh

[12:04:17] irish666 how is sheila anyways fifel

[12:04:20] fifel anyway, real people died, much less than in the myth, but the myth is about it being “inflicted” on the “Ukraine nation”

[12:04:31] fifel irish666: I’ve not got up cunt for 18 months

[12:04:59] fifel do you have a sister in randwick?

[12:05:13] irish666 that's wonderful

[12:05:54] fifel I’m not joking, you’re okay, so your sister would be decent, is she in randwick?

[12:06:15] fifel she’s an authorised traffic controller and thus a hot irish redhead, is she DTF

[12:06:50] fifel I don’t really want to penetrate her, just eat minge until she comes straddling my face

[12:07:10] fifel I can handle myself, she’s probably shit at it, most women are shit at giving men great orgasms

[12:07:44] fifel I’d just enjoy forcing irish666’s traffic controller sister into massive pleasurable orgasms that abject her into a 3rd place of consciousness, a -1 state

[12:08:33] vk2bio inb4 b&

[12:08:39] vk2bio XDDD

[12:09:41] irish666 i don't have a sister

[12:09:45] fifel vk2bio: Yeah, nah, urak hunt

[12:10:08] fifel irish666: fuck, I don’t want to orally pleasure a woman without a relationship with someone whose a sweet cunt

[12:10:43] fifel that’s like fucking a brazillian traffic controller

[12:11:25] fifel for the non-australian, in inner urban areas all our construction site traffic diversion controllers are hot irish or brazillian women 25-35

[12:11:58] fifel at least in sydney

[12:12:41] vk2bio https://youtu.be/4VawSftR4ek

[12:12:41] Internets :: YouTube VB LONG NECK FOR BREAKFAST (Victoria Bitter Commercial 2018) [OFFICIAL] :: (00:24) :: Views 229,053 :: Rating [+] 2,544 likes [+] 2,544 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[12:12:47] vk2bio ^ fifel atm ^

[12:13:20] fifel VB is pissweak today, now its Coopers red or black

[12:14:11] vk2bio what d'you mean "today"

[12:14:15] vk2bio vb was always piss weak

[12:15:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[12:15:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.226s, which makes you a total of 1422 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[12:15:05] DasBrain !bang

[12:15:14] fifel australian beer taxes changed to reduce 5.2% to 4.8%, and VB followed suit

[12:15:58] fifel vb was traditionally a weak strong “australian ale” which means effectively a larger, and it was reduced to weakness in the 1990s

[12:17:28] vk2bio you're right about one thing, cooper's is pretty good

[12:17:39] vk2bio i've been off the piss for 7 months now, though

[12:17:45] vk2bio too bloody dear

[12:21:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[12:21:02] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' Trivia just get shot by accident by DasBrain. [missed: -6 xp] [accident: -41 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[12:21:02] DasBrain !bang

[12:21:10] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[12:21:10] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[12:21:12] Neo_Nemesis !reload

[12:21:12] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[12:21:12] Neo_Nemesis !bang

[12:21:12] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.927s, which makes you a total of 89 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[12:21:12] DuckHunt Neo_Nemesis > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 50 xp points ! [50 xp]

[12:21:27] DasBrain yeah.

[12:22:15] ComputerTech irish666 happy 12th of july

[12:22:18] ComputerTech :>

[12:22:34] irish666 i hope you get fire bombed

[12:22:44] irish666 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[12:23:04] irish666 🔥 💣 u 🥷

[12:24:15] fifel vk2bio: Try kava, its cheaper by 50% per dose and euphoric instead of depressive. You have to mix it with ginger beer though and skull the lot, and the mouth feel is awful.

[12:25:32] ComputerTech irish666 rude :5

[12:25:35] ComputerTech :(*

[12:32:17] Eno Good morning

[12:33:16] fifel Hey brian eno suck me cock

[12:33:37] fifel Oh shit its Eno, not Brian Eno the electronic composer.

[12:35:08] Eno XD

[12:35:10] Eno I get that a lot

[12:35:48] Eno What are you up to fifel

[12:36:14] fifel coopers, black, peaky blinders

[12:36:41] vk2bio why was michael such a cunt in that show

[12:37:45] fifel His role was to be such a cunt, why the drama required him to be such a cunt is; and I say this technically and with the capacity; because of bad writing

[12:39:04] fifel Michael is *meant to be* an inversion of Tommy, but in the actual script he’s just a “Jerry” in Rick and Morty, rather than a proper Polonius

[12:39:38] vk2bio MOICHEL, GO AND FOIND ARFUR I NEED HIM TO BEAT A WIDOW TO DEFF

[12:40:17] vk2bio d'you think they would've written polly further into the show if the actress hadn't died?

[12:40:21] vk2bio i wonder what it would've been like

[12:40:32] fifel not up to season 6

[12:40:58] vk2bio you haven't finished picky blunders in the year of our lord 2024?

[12:41:12] fifel Polly is a pissweak character, Kristevan abjection as the evidence of woman needing to bear all into her cunt to protect her son, its a gypsy mythogragy

[12:41:21] fifel vk2bio: I got bored in season 5

[12:41:26] fifel when it came out

[12:41:28] vk2bio fair enough

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