IRC Driven

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[00:02:09] Rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

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[00:04:27] Peorth !bang

[00:04:27] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.521s, which makes you a total of 1123 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:04:27] DasBrain !bang

[00:04:27] DuckHunt DasBrain > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -6 xp] [wild fire: -10 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:04:27] DasBrain !bang

[00:04:28] DuckHunt DasBrain > You are not armed.

[00:04:31] Peorth !rearm DasBrain

[00:04:33] DuckHunt Peorth returns DasBrain's gun to him.

[00:04:34] Peorth :3

[00:04:34] DasBrain ops

[00:04:43] Peorth !shop 10

[00:04:44] DuckHunt Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 1 extra xp point for each duck shot for 24h.

[00:04:45] Peorth !shop 4

[00:04:45] DuckHunt Peorth > You already own this type of ammunition. The bonus will expire in 1 hour 29 minutes and 26 seconds.

[00:04:49] Peorth >1 xp

[00:04:49] DasBrain +1?

[00:04:51] Peorth Gee thanks.

[00:04:53] Peorth lmao

[00:04:58] DasBrain Yeah

[00:04:59] socraticDev hi

[00:10:11] Peorth DasBrain that's some bullshit, huh?

[00:10:14] Peorth lol

[00:10:44] DasBrain yeah, hate it when that happens to me.

[00:10:47] DasBrain !topduck

[00:10:48] DuckHunt The top duck(s) are: dasbrain with 21738 xp | peorth with 21567 xp | salvaje with 7615 xp | helderheid with 3688 xp | foxy with 3061 xp

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[00:22:04] DasBrain !bang

[00:22:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.28s, which makes you a total of 1671 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:22:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a sight for your gun ! The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[00:28:42] insomnia !topdick

[00:28:44] insomnia oh wait

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[00:30:42] freewifi Top Dick Rankings: 1. SirLovesALot - 99999 2. CaptainUnfunny - 87500 3. LadySassQuatch - 74321 4. CountFlatulence - 65789 5. MemeLord69 - 50000 6. WittyMcGiggles - 42000 7. DaringDoodle - 30000

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[00:31:30] insomnia lol

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[00:48:40] HelderHeid what on earth?

[00:52:16] Neo_Nemesis By geuve

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[00:59:11] Peorth !bang

[00:59:11] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn10.788s, which makes you a total of 1124 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[01:04:42] Kumool End3r: :(

[01:04:46] Kumool woops

[01:06:43] socraticDev ducko!

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[01:22:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 5/5

[01:22:04] DasBrain !bang

[01:22:05] DasBrain !reload

[01:22:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:22:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.039s, which makes you a total of 1672 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:22:06] DasBrain !bang

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[01:45:50] foxy .u sauced

[01:45:50] Internets :: [1/10] sauced :: 1. [Really really] extremely [intoxicated] / 2. To be intoxicated to the point were [all you] can say is "I'm sauced" ::

[01:45:50] Internets :: [2/10] sauced :: sauced: to be [so drunk] [all you] can think about is how [drunk] you are ::

[01:45:50] Internets :: [3/10] sauced :: Having too much to drink, / Similar words: [plastered], [hammered], [trashed] ::

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[01:55:04] DasBrain !bang

[01:55:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.572s, which makes you a total of 1673 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[01:56:03] DasBrain !bang

[01:56:03] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.054s, which makes you a total of 1674 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[01:57:20] DasBrain !bang

[01:57:20] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 19.419s, which makes you a total of 1675 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:57:21] Maylay !bang

[01:57:21] DuckHunt Maylay > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:57:31] Maylay lag

[01:57:34] DasBrain What the fuck is going on?

[01:57:50] Peorth ??

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[02:03:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[02:03:04] DasBrain !bang

[02:03:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/5

[02:03:06] DasBrain !reload

[02:03:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.752s, which makes you a total of 1676 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:03:06] DasBrain !bang

[02:03:12] DasBrain This!

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[02:09:56] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn55.27s, which makes you a total of 1677 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:09:56] DasBrain !bang

[02:22:19] Number1Stunna gn friends

[02:44:00] Rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

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[03:11:25] DuckHunt foxy > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[03:11:25] foxy !bang

[03:11:29] DuckHunt foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 28.933s, which makes you a total of 419 ducks (including 35 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [54 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[03:11:29] foxy !bang

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[03:25:08] Peorth !bang

[03:25:09] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[03:25:10] Peorth !bang

[03:25:10] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 5/5

[03:25:17] Peorth !reload

[03:25:17] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[03:25:18] Peorth !bang

[03:25:18] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 18.151s, which makes you a total of 1125 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[03:26:06] Peorth !bang

[03:26:06] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[03:26:07] Peorth !bang

[03:26:07] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[03:26:13] Peorth !shop 4

[03:26:15] DuckHunt Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[03:26:15] Peorth !bang

[03:26:15] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[03:26:17] Peorth !bang

[03:26:17] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[03:26:19] Peorth !reload

[03:26:19] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/5

[03:26:20] Peorth !bang

[03:26:20] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[03:26:20] MagicalPig !bANG

[03:26:21] DuckHunt MagicalPig > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:26:23] Peorth !bang

[03:26:23] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 19.663s, which makes you a total of 1126 ducks (including 355 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [61 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[03:26:23] DuckHunt Peorth > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.

[03:26:28] Peorth !reload

[03:26:29] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 3/5

[03:26:34] Peorth !shop 2

[03:26:34] DuckHunt Peorth > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[03:27:03] freewifi !shop 10

[03:27:05] DuckHunt freewifi > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 6 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[03:27:10] Peorth :o

[03:27:53] freewifi indeed

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[03:55:09] Peorth !bang

[03:55:10] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.998s, which makes you a total of 1127 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:55:13] Peorth !reload

[03:55:13] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 4/5

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[04:34:39] preach .w

[04:34:40] Internets Error: not found.

[04:34:47] Peorth !bang

[04:34:47] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn47.326s, which makes you a total of 1128 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:34:50] Peorth !reload

[04:34:50] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/5

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[04:39:08] Peorth !bang

[04:39:08] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[04:39:10] Peorth !bang

[04:39:10] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[04:39:12] Peorth !bang

[04:39:12] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[04:39:12] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[05:13:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[05:34:55] Peorth !bang

[05:34:55] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn55.15s, which makes you a total of 1129 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:34:57] Peorth !reload

[05:34:57] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/5

[05:35:30] End3r peorth

[05:35:55] End3r gimm a music style and some random subject

[05:37:23] Peorth reggae and ComputerTech's lack of a sex life

[05:37:36] End3r lmao

[05:37:38] End3r sec

[05:38:16] End3r soulful female vocals, slow electro swing, acoustic guitars, minimal percussion, Dolby Surround . style of reggae and ComputerTech's lack of a sex life

[05:38:19] End3r using that

[05:39:02] End3r https://suno.com/song/a07fd118-e35a-4e64-9e6a-2351567c86c4

[05:40:25] End3r cute song

[05:40:42] End3r ill do a full raggae one next

[05:42:21] End3r Peorth, https://suno.com/song/9272f837-43a3-4647-8c51-d6095e250e64

[05:42:54] Peorth looool

[05:46:24] End3r Peorth, gimme more

[05:46:31] End3r style and subject

[05:46:34] End3r :P

[05:47:50] Peorth ska and your adventures in retail :p

[05:48:10] End3r lmfao

[05:48:26] End3r so about people pissing and shitting on themselves?

[05:48:41] Peorth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShGElGusepA unrelated

[05:48:41] Internets :: YouTube Alien: MONDAY (anime, horror) :: (19:29) :: Views 33,609 :: Rating [+] 7,662 likes [+] 7,662 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[05:48:43] Peorth and yeah sure

[05:50:02] End3r lol generating

[05:51:57] End3r moderation controls got me fucked up

[05:54:04] End3r https://suno.com/song/672c098e-f730-40ca-9a3f-14f6c56dd417

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[06:05:02] Peorth !bang

[06:05:03] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn2.682s, which makes you a total of 1130 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[06:05:07] Peorth !reload

[06:05:07] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 2/5

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[06:09:06] Peorth !bang

[06:09:06] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 1mn6.015s, which makes you a total of 1131 ducks (including 356 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [37 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

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[06:48:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[07:19:10] Peorth !bang

[07:19:10] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[07:19:11] Peorth !bang

[07:19:12] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3mn11.417s, which makes you a total of 1132 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[07:19:14] Peorth !reload

[07:19:14] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/5

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[07:22:29] Peorth !bang

[07:22:29] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 28.892s, which makes you a total of 1133 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[07:35:00] fifel She gonna pull that trigger until my empty clip springs out the top and goes PING!

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[07:46:51] Peorth !bang

[07:46:52] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4mn51.322s, which makes you a total of 1134 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[08:06:04] Peorth !bang

[08:06:04] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn3.926s, which makes you a total of 1135 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[08:06:08] Peorth !reload

[08:06:08] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 1/5

[08:07:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:07:03] Peorth !bang

[08:07:03] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[08:07:06] Peorth !reload

[08:07:06] DuckHunt Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 0/5

[08:07:08] Peorth !bang

[08:07:08] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 7.089s, which makes you a total of 1136 ducks (including 357 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [49 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[08:07:09] DuckHunt Peorth > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a ducks detector ! You will be warned by a notice when the next duck soars.

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[08:19:54] Peorth !bang

[08:19:54] DuckHunt Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn54.244s, which makes you a total of 1137 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[09:20:43] HelderHeid !bang

[09:20:43] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 42.636s, which makes you a total of 301 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[09:27:30] Rizon [deadly] FUCK OFF!!!!!

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[09:28:04] deadly Dr_DICK i don't do cocaine anymore you dick Dr_DICK

[09:34:42] HelderHeid moin

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[09:53:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[10:11:44] esjay fifel; how are you friend?

[10:12:32] fifel esjay: I work too much to avoid being. I may meet people on friday.

[10:13:26] esjay You definitely should

[10:13:34] esjay Also quit working so much

[10:13:51] esjay Overworking yourself to drown thoughts and feelings isn't helpful

[10:15:42] fifel esjay: At the moment it is all I’ve got going for me

[10:15:52] Jax Is fifel a real person?

[10:15:53] Jax Oops

[10:15:55] fifel At least I’m not endlessly tortured by loss and absence.

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[10:16:16] * Jax quickly unignores

[10:16:18] fifel Jax: No, The Real is an impossible concept in Lacanian theory. I’m just a cat pretending to be a human on the internet.

[10:16:35] Jax Sorry fifel, I made a mistake

[10:17:08] esjay It's all you've got because you're making it that

[10:17:15] Jax I ignore bots wholesale, I must have mistaken you for one at some point

[10:17:35] Jax However

[10:17:42] Jax this subject is something that is my life as well

[10:17:45] Jax I have no choice but to work all the time

[10:18:00] Jax if I do not work my second job tonight I will not eat tomorrow

[10:18:02] fifel esjay: Yes. But I do watch british comedy, talk about 20 hours a week with my dad about theory, and go to a lesbian BDSM teaparty online, other than #computertech, to chat mostly about gen x jokes

[10:18:13] Jax if I do not work my first job I will not be able to pay off the $800 left that I owe

[10:18:20] Jax and then of course the month changes soon

[10:18:23] Jax so then I'll owe more money for next month

[10:18:29] Jax but I'll finally be caught up.

[10:18:39] fifel I’m happy that I’m not self-traumatising, that I’m eating, that I’m secure from unemployment and homelessness

[10:18:41] * Jax has been working non-stop for months now.

[10:19:04] Jax Unfortunately for me I lost everything stupidly and unfairly

[10:19:10] fifel Jax: They get you in by offering you the ability to feed yourself, but all you’re doing is making more machines for them which is why they can force you to work for them for eating.

[10:19:15] Jax I had to start from square zero

[10:19:23] fifel It is in Length of the Working Day in Volume 1 people.

[10:19:23] esjay I was in the same boat, thinking plugging away 50+ hours in the pharmacy would help me out in some way, keep stress over my ex and everything hidden. I broke down and cut back to like 35 hours and spend almost every moment off with the gf

[10:19:23] Jax ...

[10:19:30] esjay Shit sucked

[10:19:39] Jax I don't think you guys understand

[10:19:45] Jax I'm not in a stable position anymore where I live

[10:19:57] Jax and that's because I trusted somebody in my lowest moment to help me and they did but then they turned around and decided hey I'm going to treat you like shit now

[10:20:05] Jax I need a bit more to remove myself from the situation as fast as possible

[10:20:15] fifel Jax: I was living with a junkie riding bicycles between 14 and 19 hours a day and barely paying rent

[10:20:17] Jax again this is not a situation I created it was an unfair situation that should have never happened

[10:20:42] Jax I went to jail for dumping someone and lost everything

[10:20:44] fifel esjay: Every month I get better. This month I’m not trying to talk to women out of choice.

[10:20:56] Jax the case got dropped after 6 months

[10:21:02] Jax it should have got dropped after 3 but the state was like no

[10:21:07] Jax we're going to keep trying to fuck you over even though we know you're innocent

[10:21:12] Jax Cocksuckers.

[10:21:15] Jax AND THEN!

[10:21:34] Jax I got hired at a security job and was told if I did a good job and got the contract and made it permanent for the company, they would make me the supervisor of that position

[10:21:37] Jax well I did I got them the contract

[10:21:38] esjay I feel you Jax, my situation was similar, but overworking yourself won't fix it and your boss will just take advantage of it

[10:21:44] Jax they lied to me and made somebody else the supervisor and then told me I had to work on the weekends when I had my child

[10:21:52] Jax I had to give up the job

[10:21:55] esjay I remember that

[10:21:57] Jax things have not been good for me since

[10:22:03] Jax but I picked up a second job

[10:22:08] Jax slowly working my way out of it

[10:22:10] esjay They made the new guy the supervisor right?

[10:22:19] Jax here's the irony

[10:22:28] Jax they told the guy that he needed to get his license and a car so that he could fulfill the responsibilities of the position

[10:22:33] Jax he immediately lost his car because it got repossessed

[10:22:45] Jax meanwhile I'm over here having also gotten a new car and guess what

[10:22:51] Jax still over here driving because it didn't get repossessed!

[10:22:52] fifel esjay: Anyway there’s a Gen X / Y trade union thing on Friday, which if it is typical, will be a chance for people to pretend to talk politics but really try to root each other. I am going to try to go to at least be with left uni wanker trade unionists who might want to root. Even if I don’t want to root.

[10:23:08] Jax Anyway.

[10:23:11] fifel And I’m watching Yes Minister, which is amusing.

[10:23:38] Jax recently my roommate decided to get in my face because I simply wanted to talk to him about something important and he wouldn't shut the fuck up long enough and stop telling me about how he feels for the millionth time for me to convey the important information to him

[10:23:48] Jax because he's a drunk

[10:23:59] Jax then his kids decide to start fucking with my shit

[10:24:03] Jax so I had to remove it all from the bathroom

[10:24:07] Jax no food in the fridge

[10:24:15] Jax so then the guy starts touching my shit in the garage

[10:24:22] Jax unfortunately for me my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come get all that but when she did she decided ha I'm not taking this

[10:24:25] Jax so now I'm stuck with it at all

[10:24:29] Jax it all*

[10:24:45] Jax and it sucks because it's nice shit and I want to give it to my daughter

[10:24:55] BesserWisser Where's Dr Phil when you need him?

[10:25:00] fifel esjay: Sorry about talking so much about me. I hope you’re doing well, but I’ve stayed up 45 minutes past my bed time. I want to go dream about geography, sex, and terror.

[10:25:03] Jax oh okay so it's a joke for you now

[10:25:06] Jax this is why I don't talk to people.

[10:25:14] BesserWisser lol

[10:25:14] Jax the one fucking time I talk somebody has something smart to say

[10:25:15] fifel BesserWisser: I’d rather Kristeva.

[10:25:19] esjay Sleep well fifel

[10:25:34] * Jax ignores.

[10:25:36] BesserWisser You're the joke, Jax.

[10:25:38] fifel esjay: I would love when I’m awake to hear of you. Be well.

[10:25:42] Jax I don't give a fuck how you feel about me

[10:25:47] Jax not even a little bit.

[10:25:58] esjay Well I'll be around in like 14 hours

[10:26:11] Jax the difference between you and me is that by default I would have given you respect and consideration

[10:26:15] Jax by default you have chosen the opposite for me

[10:26:20] Jax I'm not obligated to feel a single fucking good thing about you.

[10:26:42] fifel 14 hours from now is right in the middle of delivery ;). Okay, time to pretend to be warm and love myself.

[10:26:47] Jax Fyi. I don't put up with cocksuckers like you in real life.

[10:26:53] Jax I'm not doing it here.

[10:27:52] Jax It's a joke that I do my best and I am two weeks away from meeting my goals, BesserWisser?

[10:27:55] Jax That's interesting.

[10:28:07] Jax I'm sure your life is so great.

[10:28:53] Jax you know what I'm talking to this clown like this?

[10:29:02] Jax because unlike him I've actually looked at a person and decided I'm going to fucking end their life

[10:29:14] Jax maybe he should watch what he says to people and who he says it to.

[10:29:16] esjay Jax, I get your situation. When my ex broke up with me and a friend moved me in with her like 700 miles away, she decided to take advantage of me being stressed and has had her mom, our landlord, find new things to start charging me for, on top of always eating my food and taking shit that's mine

[10:29:55] Jax yeah people suck

[10:29:58] Jax sorry you had to deal with that

[10:32:40] esjay My gf and I are looking into places for next year, so things should get better

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[10:41:45] Sander I’m happy for you, Jax

[10:41:57] Sander Go and crush your goals

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[10:43:00] DuckHunt A duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[10:47:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[10:47:43] Jax thank you

[10:48:01] Jax sorry for my delayed reply I had to shower and now I'm on my way to work so I got to go you guys have a good day

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[11:39:03] Phoenix !bang

[11:39:03] DuckHunt Phoenix > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[11:39:04] Phoenix !bang

[11:39:04] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn4.142s, which makes you a total of 135 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[11:39:06] Phoenix !reload

[11:39:06] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/8 | Chargers: 4/4

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[12:03:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[12:19:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[12:19:40] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

[12:19:40] DasBrain !bang

[12:19:41] DasBrain !bang

[12:19:41] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 40.696s, which makes you a total of 1678 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[12:19:43] DasBrain !shop 10

[12:19:44] DuckHunt DasBrain > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 6 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[12:19:45] DasBrain !reload

[12:19:45] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/5

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[12:31:04] DasBrain !bang

[12:31:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.546s, which makes you a total of 1679 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[13:19:53] vk2bio !bang

[13:19:53] DuckHunt vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn53.102s, which makes you a total of 50 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[13:20:04] vk2bio M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

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[13:44:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.305s, which makes you a total of 1680 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[13:44:04] DasBrain !bang

[14:01:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[14:01:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[14:01:04] DasBrain !bang

[14:01:05] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.887s, which makes you a total of 1681 ducks (including 214 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [66 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[14:01:05] DasBrain !bang

[14:01:08] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/5

[14:01:08] DasBrain !reload

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[14:17:15] HelderHeid !bang

[14:17:15] DuckHunt HelderHeid > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[14:17:17] HelderHeid !bang

[14:17:17] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.005s, which makes you a total of 302 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[14:19:19] vk2bio !bang

[14:19:19] DuckHunt vk2bio > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[14:19:21] vk2bio !bang

[14:19:21] DuckHunt vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 20.68s, which makes you a total of 51 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[14:19:23] vk2bio !reload

[14:19:23] DuckHunt vk2bio > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/9 | Chargers: 3/3

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[15:01:06] DasBrain !bang

[15:01:06] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.778s, which makes you a total of 1682 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[15:43:04] DasBrain !bang

[15:43:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.539s, which makes you a total of 1683 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[15:48:20] EvilCareBear !reload

[15:48:21] DuckHunt EvilCareBear > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[15:48:27] EvilCareBear .trivia 10

[15:48:27] Trivia Starting round of trivia. Questions: 10

[15:48:30] Trivia 1. Atlanta 1996 Olympics: This countries medal tally was: 1 Gold, 8 Silver, 5 Bronze, 14 in Total?

[15:48:35] EvilCareBear ethiopia

[15:48:37] EvilCareBear nigeria

[15:48:39] EvilCareBear kenya

[15:48:40] Trivia Hint: gre** *******

[15:48:40] EvilCareBear china

[15:48:44] Trivia Winner: EvilCareBear; Answer: great britain; Time: 14.168s; Streak: 1; Points: 3; Total: 3362

[15:48:44] EvilCareBear great britain

[15:48:49] Trivia 2. Word Play : Unscramble reidto?

[15:48:59] Trivia Hint: e*****

[15:49:09] EvilCareBear deitor

[15:49:09] Trivia Hint: edi***

[15:49:10] EvilCareBear editor

[15:49:10] Trivia Winner: EvilCareBear; Answer: editor; Time: 20.487s; Streak: 2; Points: 4; Total: 3366

[15:49:15] Trivia 3. What symbol on the Bacardi symbol is there because the soil where the sugar cane grows is fertile from the excessive guano?

[15:49:25] Trivia Hint: t** ***

[15:49:30] EvilCareBear the bat

[15:49:30] Trivia Winner: EvilCareBear; Answer: the bat; Time: 14.904s; Streak: 3; Points: 9; Total: 3375

[15:49:36] Trivia 4. In 1931 James---------- , actor (Rebel Without a Cause), born. ?

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[15:49:46] Trivia Hint: d***

[15:49:49] EvilCareBear dean

[15:49:49] Trivia Winner: EvilCareBear; Answer: dean; Time: 13.251s; Streak: 4; Points: 12; Total: 3387

[15:49:54] Trivia 5. TV Film and Stage : Indiana Jones - what creature did indy hate?

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