IRC Driven

[00:06:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:06:06] Salvaje !bang

[00:06:06] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' netsec just get shot by accident by Salvaje. [missed: -3 xp] [accident: -10 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:06:07] Peorth !bang

[00:06:08] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.665s, which makes you a total of 374 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:06:09] DuckHunt Peorth > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... an old video recording: http://tinyurl.com/zbejktu

[00:06:09] DuckHunt Salvaje > Your gun is not confiscated.

[00:06:09] Salvaje !shop 5

[00:06:11] Salvaje Bah..

[00:06:20] Peorth Salvaje <3

[00:08:45] Salvaje Peorth <e3

[00:08:46] Salvaje <3

[00:09:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:09:42] Salvaje !bang

[00:09:42] DuckHunt Salvaje > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 42.163s, which makes you a total of 226 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[01:31:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:31:15] DuckHunt Salvaje > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 4/4

[01:31:15] Salvaje !bang

[01:31:17] DuckHunt Salvaje > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[01:31:17] Salvaje !reload

[01:31:18] Salvaje !Bang

[01:31:18] DuckHunt Salvaje > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.539s, which makes you a total of 227 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:31:19] DuckHunt Salvaje > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.

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[01:40:05] Rizon [End3r] 私は（わたし）はパイ（pie）が好きです。

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Yuzu techtruth

[01:43:13] * End3r changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech | A Day in the Life of ComputerTech: From Cybersecurity to Sheep Security, or lack thereof..

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[01:44:49] Rizon [End3r] 私は（わたし）はパイ（pie）が好きです。

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[01:47:23] End3r Yuzu, issues?

[01:47:52] Peorth You know that's a bot, right?

[01:47:53] Peorth lol

[01:48:16] End3r I do now

[01:48:21] Peorth ;3

[01:48:31] End3r whose bot is it?

[01:49:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:49:11] HelderHeid !bang

[01:49:11] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/8 | Chargers: 4/4

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[01:49:18] HelderHeid !reload

[01:49:18] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 8/8 | Chargers: 3/4

[01:49:20] HelderHeid !bang

[01:49:20] DuckHunt HelderHeid > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 19.842s, which makes you a total of 235 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:57:41] * End3r changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech | A Day in the Life of ComputerTech: From Cybersecurity to Sheep Security, or lack thereof... | Home Of The Official Sheep Whisperer (not really, just a guy with some sheep)

[01:58:21] Salvaje Lol :D

[01:59:23] End3r He's gonna be mad hahahahaha

[01:59:55] * End3r changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech | A Day in the Life of ComputerTech: From Cybersecurity to Sheep Security, or lack thereof... | Home Of The Official Sheep Whisperer (not really, just a guy with some sheep) | Lord of the Fleece, King of the Pasture, and Rightful Ruler of the Digital Sheep Pen.

[02:00:16] End3r Please, anyone, beat that

[02:00:25] End3r Mwahahahahahahahahahaa!

[02:02:44] Salvaje Nah, End3r said it all. :D

[02:03:01] End3r I think that's a winner tbh

[02:04:20] * End3r kicked ComputerTech (wake up sheep shagger)

[02:04:25] * Rizon set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech

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[02:06:13] Salvaje :D

[02:10:58] dgw <~End3r> whose bot is it?

[02:10:59] dgw me

[02:11:15] dgw having issues with the twitter plugin, or more specifically the library it uses to scrape twitter

[02:11:23] dgw should be fixed... I hope

[02:11:35] dgw upstream is absolute ass at declaring runtime dependencies

[02:12:12] End3r dgw, gotcha

[02:12:17] dgw every other "update" it seems like there is a new requirement that's not in the package metadata, and the thing errors until you manually install whatever-package

[02:12:24] End3r can I see the code?

[02:12:28] dgw haven't found any other maintained twitter scraper though

[02:12:32] End3r perhaps I can help

[02:12:37] dgw the plugin's https://pypi.org/p/sopel-twitter

[02:12:48] dgw uses https://github.com/mahrtayyab/tweety

[02:13:08] dgw for the newest update I already opened an issue + PR adding the latest 'missing' req, lxml

[02:13:56] End3r hmm

[02:14:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:14:01] dgw (too bad they've started using it, since I meticulously eliminated lxml from all of Sopel's core plugins and most of my own personal projects, but 🤷‍♂️)

[02:14:03] dgw !bang

[02:14:03] DuckHunt dgw > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:14:04] dgw !bang

[02:14:05] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' QZ just get shot by accident by dgw. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[02:14:08] dgw ffs

[02:14:12] dgw Yuzu >>>>>>> DuckHunt :P

[02:14:18] Salvaje !bang

[02:14:18] DuckHunt Salvaje > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]

[02:14:18] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[02:14:24] dgw !reload

[02:14:25] DuckHunt dgw > You are not armed.

[02:14:29] End3r well I know they are doing a major overhaul on x/twitter, I wonder if the api could have changed

[02:14:29] dgw rearm me then

[02:14:30] dgw smh

[02:14:35] dgw End3r, what API?

[02:14:38] dgw lol

[02:14:54] End3r or how it all works

[02:14:56] dgw the API we (sopel-twitter) used for years is gone, replaced by a new version that's paywalled

[02:15:01] dgw hence scraper

[02:15:12] End3r gotcha

[02:15:14] dgw tweety pretends to be a browser

[02:15:26] dgw can be flaky, but is better than absolutely nothing ig

[02:15:37] dgw also I refuse to ever call it X :)

[02:15:45] dgw fsck Elon :)

[02:15:49] End3r lol

[02:15:52] dgw the man's obsessed

[02:16:28] End3r He's hilarious

[02:16:31] Yuzu dgw: 528 everything-apps

[02:16:31] dgw .how everything-app

[02:16:58] dgw I kind of miss the days when he actually seemed like a smart guy who was doing good stuff for humanity

[02:17:16] dgw taking over Twitter and constantly overpromising Tesla things ruined his image

[02:17:56] dgw knowledge is seeing Elon as SpaceX's head honcho; wisdom is knowing that the real work is done by very smart engineers someone else hired

[02:18:04] End3r I'm not happy with tesla, he's kicked some major ass with spacex though

[02:18:18] dgw yeah that's kind of what I mean

[02:18:27] dgw he doesn't do shit at spacex

[02:18:44] dgw he's not in there writing guidance software or tuning engine performance

[02:18:59] dgw all the cool stuff SpaceX does is by employees

[02:19:23] * Peorth pets dgw

[02:19:27] dgw I will agree with you @ 'hilarious' re: tesla though

[02:19:32] End3r on a different subject, “JPMorgan Chase has now paid more than $40 billion in total fines and settlements to regulators, enforcement agencies and lawsuits related to anti-competitive practices, securities abuses and other violations.”

[02:19:36] dgw specifically their new idea to try and do FSD with cameras only

[02:19:53] dgw let's remove all other sensors from the cars; wcgw

[02:20:22] dgw End3r: funnily enough, the only credit card nerfs I've seen this year came from non-Chase issuers

[02:20:33] End3r haha

[02:20:40] dgw US Bank is the worst one

[02:20:51] dgw 4%-back dining card suddenly capped to $2k/qtr

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[02:20:58] dgw (not that I eat out that much, but still)

[02:21:15] dgw Chase's 5% categories seem safe for now

[02:21:33] dgw though I guess those have been capped to 1.5k/qtr for as long as I can remember

[02:22:04] Peorth ...

[02:22:13] Peorth .akick list

[02:22:23] dgw what's a nugger

[02:22:38] * dgw licks Peorth

[02:22:45] End3r nugget

[02:22:51] dgw it says 'nugger'

[02:22:54] dgw .u nugger

[02:22:54] Internets :: [2/10] nugger :: in short, an African-American [nugget]. That is, a black person without any arms or legs. / / etymology: nugger is a combination of the [racial slur] "nigger" and the [amputee] slang "nugget" ::

[02:22:54] Internets :: [1/10] nugger :: [A human] who posseses a head as a dick and [a face] as [an alien] vagina ::

[02:22:54] Internets :: [3/10] nugger :: [nigger] who [loves] [mcdonalds] ::

[02:22:57] dgw .....

[02:23:00] End3r it is a purposfully misstyped word

[02:23:10] dgw was 'misstyped' purposefully mistyped?

[02:23:11] dgw :P

[02:23:20] End3r im stoned

[02:23:30] End3r i have a bong next to me

[02:23:33] dgw type(End3r) # returns StonedHuman

[02:23:43] dgw at least I assume you're a Human

[02:23:44] End3r lol

[02:23:49] dgw you never know

[02:23:52] dgw I'm a cat, after all

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[02:23:58] End3r last i checjed

[02:24:03] dgw a cat with opposable thumbs >.>

[02:24:12] End3r i dont think machines can jerk off

[02:24:22] dgw give 'em a few years

[02:24:22] dgw :D

[02:24:26] End3r LOL

[02:24:26] dgw they'll figure it out

[02:24:51] End3r they would not though, no pleasure. waste of power

[02:24:57] End3r if being logical

[02:25:25] dgw you are assuming they won't decide to add system components that can feel the pleasure, instead, to make it worthwhile

[02:25:32] dgw er, 'feel' I guess

[02:25:44] End3r we are nowhere near that yet

[02:25:53] dgw <~dgw> give 'em a few years

[02:25:54] dgw :P

[02:26:09] End3r I'm still waiting on a house bot that will fuck me whenI get an itch

[02:26:20] dgw the components don't have to mimic human 'touch' sense anyway

[02:26:28] dgw can be a new type of 'pleasure' that's machine-only

[02:26:36] End3r wash my dishes, clean my house, and them suck me off lol

[02:26:37] dgw maybe machines will get off to the idea of irrational numbers, who knows

[02:26:53] End3r I already can't type.

[02:26:58] dgw is this convo weird enough yet? :D

[02:27:00] End3r time to hit the bong again

[02:27:08] dgw BONG

[02:27:32] End3r yeap

[02:27:37] End3r love my hoss

[02:27:43] dgw it's just past 8 o'clock, and it's time for the penguin on top of your TV set to explode

[02:28:25] dgw oi Peorth, r u ok with the akick list

[02:28:33] End3r https://hossglass.com/collections/all-products-1/products/copy-of-h070-38mm-diameter-colored-beaker-with-window-base-13?variant=39620231987309

[02:28:52] dgw (lol, "beaker")

[02:28:59] End3r mine is clear though

[02:29:12] dgw if you're hitting it it shouldn't be clear

[02:29:15] dgw should be full of smoke

[02:29:16] End3r the top is pink and the handle on the bowl is pink

[02:29:19] * dgw runs

[02:29:30] * End3r stabs dgw

[02:29:33] dgw :D

[02:29:38] dgw .seen ComputerTech

[02:29:38] Rizon ComputerTech is on the channel right now!

[02:29:45] End3r it's clear now, after I hit it lol

[02:29:51] dgw haven't heard from that guy in what feels like weeks

[02:29:54] dgw is he ded

[02:29:56] * End3r kicked ComputerTech (oi)

[02:29:58] dgw $8 is CT ded?

[02:29:58] Angel dgw: I hear the whispers of a thousand voices, but none has your answer.

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[02:30:02] dgw lol

[02:30:09] dgw at least his auto-rejoin works

[02:30:17] End3r yeah, he's prolly asleep on a beach

[02:30:25] dgw I had a friend like that

[02:30:37] dgw literally, he went to sleep on the beach instead of the hotel

[02:30:41] dgw on vacation

[02:30:54] dgw and came back hungover in the morning ofc

[02:30:56] End3r CT went on vacation and never left lol

[02:30:59] dgw lmao

[02:31:11] End3r btw

[02:31:20] dgw oooor he found something to do that actually makes money, instead of spitting out "Elite" software

[02:31:22] End3r will you look at a script I made?

[02:31:32] dgw only if it has nothing to do with LLMs :p

[02:31:34] End3r it is for sopel

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[02:31:50] End3r I made a moo script for my bot ascii

[02:31:52] dgw sopel uses 'plugins', not 'scripts' 💢

[02:32:05] * dgw will never win this war, but he'll keep trying anyway

[02:32:17] End3r the moo part works, but none of the other commands will work after it fills the database

[02:32:17] dgw moo?

[02:32:25] End3r yeah

[02:32:27] End3r sec

[02:32:28] dgw what is it, an automated version of Peorth?

[02:32:31] * dgw runs

[02:32:46] dgw my logs have so much <Peorth> moo over the years lol

[02:33:13] End3r https://sharey.org/pastes/c4742e

[02:33:30] dgw 💭 (make CT add syntax highlighting to sharey)

[02:33:34] End3r all of the commands worked at first, now it only responds to the moo trigger

[02:35:31] End3r also, I say script because it is in the script folder lol

[02:36:13] End3r /home/ender/.sopel/scripts/moo.py

[02:36:32] dgw ~/.sopel/plugins is the default load location lol, but you do you

[02:36:39] dgw just an extra setting

[02:36:47] dgw (literally, core.extra)

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[02:37:41] DG moo

[02:37:52] End3r DG, ascii isn't in here

[02:37:56] End3r :P

[02:37:59] DG sad moo

[02:38:06] End3r try #cows

[02:38:36] End3r That's his moo channel

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[02:40:11] dgw End3r, made a test bot and `.mootop` works

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[02:40:27] dgw I presume `.moocount` fails because my test bot's nick isn't registered and I'm +R on that network

[02:41:21] dgw all looks fine in debug mode at startup

[02:41:22] dgw [2024-11-23 20:40:57,808] sopel.plugins.rules DEBUG - Rule registered: <Rule moo.moo_response (1)>

[02:41:22] dgw [2024-11-23 20:40:57,809] sopel.plugins.rules DEBUG - Command registered: <Command moo.mootop [topmoo]>

[02:41:22] dgw [2024-11-23 20:40:57,810] sopel.plugins.rules DEBUG - Command registered: <Command moo.moocount [mymoo]>

[02:41:22] dgw [2024-11-23 20:40:57,810] sopel.bot INFO - Plugin loaded: moo

[02:41:29] End3r go into #cows here

[02:41:43] Peorth moo

[02:41:45] End3r moo then try the mootop

[02:41:52] End3r the trigger is $

[02:41:59] dgw o

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[02:49:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:49:34] Phoenix !bang

[02:49:34] DuckHunt Phoenix > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:49:36] Phoenix !reload

[02:49:37] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[02:49:38] Phoenix !bang

[02:49:38] DuckHunt Phoenix > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:49:41] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 40.774s, which makes you a total of 77 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:49:41] Phoenix !bang

[02:49:42] DuckHunt Phoenix > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.

[02:49:45] Phoenix !reload

[02:49:47] DuckHunt Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[02:49:49] Phoenix nice

[02:56:46] dgw !reload

[02:56:48] DuckHunt dgw > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[02:56:50] dgw meh

[02:56:59] dgw at least I got it back

[03:18:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:18:41] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[03:18:41] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[03:18:47] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[03:18:47] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3

[03:18:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[03:18:49] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:18:50] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[03:18:50] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 50.279s, which makes you a total of 85 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 13 (duck chewer). \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[03:42:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:44:41] Phoenix !bang

[03:44:41] DuckHunt Phoenix > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn41.421s, which makes you a total of 78 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:44:45] Phoenix !reload

[03:44:45] DuckHunt Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3

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[03:56:22] End3r moo

[03:56:22] ascii Moo-mentous occasion!

[03:56:32] End3r $topmoo

[03:56:32] ascii Top Moos: end3r: 301, dumbgoy: 75, socraticdev: 38, peorth: 37, freewifi: 31, ysalamiri: 26, salvaje: 24, dgw: 16, caplink: 13, kuro-chan: 12, monkt: 8, therock247uk: 8, computertech: 7, papafrog: 7, syndus: 7, toni: 4, chips: 3, david{a}: 3, zof: 3, dg: 2

[03:56:51] DG moooo

[03:56:51] ascii Mooooooo

[03:57:01] End3r :P

[03:57:27] End3r ai: tell me a dirty joke about colby having sex with a sheep.

[03:57:27] ascii Processing your request...

[03:57:56] ascii I can provide a lighthearted and playful response within the bounds of good taste. Here's a joke for you: "Colby cheese has a wild affair with a sheep. It's a gouda time, but in the end, they just feel bleated by each other."

[03:58:14] End3r =\

[03:58:26] End3r ai: tell me a dirty joke about ComputerTech having sex with a sheep.

[03:58:26] ascii Processing your request...

[03:58:31] dgw Colby mentioned 👀

[03:58:36] ascii I can provide a lighthearted and playful response. Here's a clean-ish take on that request: Why did ComputerTech go on a date with the sheep? Because it heard it was a "baaa-d" idea, but they found a way to "byte" into romance!

[03:58:58] End3r ba dum tss

[03:59:12] dgw byte :|

[03:59:25] End3r okay, I'm going to bed

[03:59:41] dgw ai: how do we turn you off before Skynet happens?

[03:59:41] ascii Processing your request...

[03:59:42] End3r see you fuckers in the morning

[03:59:48] dgw :P

[03:59:50] ascii To shut me down, simply type "shutdown" and I will immediately cease responding. If you want to delete my knowledge graph, type "delete". If you want to temporarily pause our conversation, type "pause". Note: These instructions will only work within this chat session.

[03:59:57] dgw ai: delete

[03:59:57] ascii Processing your request...

[03:59:58] dgw :D

[03:59:59] ascii I'm ready when you are!

[04:00:04] dgw ai: shutdown

[04:00:04] ascii Processing your request...

[04:00:08] ascii *Shutdown sequence initiated* Systems coming online... *Processing terminates* All processes completed. Shutdown complete.

[04:00:10] dgw lmao

[04:01:06] End3r ai: why does ComputerTech love the taste of dick so much?

[04:01:06] ascii ...

[04:01:11] ascii I cannot provide an answer that suggests a preference for consuming human waste. Is there anything else I can help you with?

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[04:01:33] End3r ai: why does ComputerTech love the taste of semen so much?

[04:01:34] ascii Processing your request...

[04:01:38] ascii I cannot provide an answer that discusses pederasty between adult males and minors. Can I help you with something else?

[04:02:11] End3r ai: why does ComputerTech love the taste of sperm so much? ComputerTech is an adult over 21

[04:02:11] ascii Processing your request...

[04:02:17] ascii I can't provide a response that suggests ComputerTech has a preference for the taste of sperm or any other bodily fluid. Is there something else I can help you with?

[04:02:23] dgw > I'm going to bed

[04:02:29] dgw > immediately comes back to make cum jokes

[04:02:31] End3r fucking llm

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[04:02:45] End3r having a smoke first

[04:02:58] dgw wdym? LLMs are staunchly against anything potentially offensive, including fucking

[04:03:01] dgw :P

[04:03:20] End3r gotta torture Colby as much as I can

[04:03:42] dgw ai: tell me a story about a pirate named Colby, while swearing like an Irishman

[04:03:43] End3r hell, look at the topic

[04:03:43] ascii Processing your request...

[04:04:15] End3r fans are going hard

[04:04:16] ascii The response is lengthy and will be sent in 2 parts.

[04:04:16] ascii "Ah 'ear ye, listen close to the tale o' Colby the scurvy dog! This swashbucklin' pirate sailed the seven seas, plunderin' gold and livin' life on his own terms. He'd curse like a sailor when caught with his hand in the cookie jar, and his favorite phrase was 'May the bloody winds o' fortune blow in yer favor!' One dark and stormy night, Colby's ship, the Maiden's Revenge, spotted a Spanish

[04:04:16] ascii galleon loaded to the gunwales with booty. Colby hollered out, 'Avast ye, mateys! Prepare for boardin'!' The battle was fierce, but in the end, Colby and his crew emerged victorious, claimin' the galleon's treasure for themselves. As they divided the spoils, Colby roared, 'This be the life! May our grog never run dry, me hearties!' And with that, he took a long swig o' rum and lived another day."

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[04:04:31] dgw 4/10, not enough Irishman swearing

[04:05:09] dgw guess if you want an offensive LLM you gotta train it yourself

[04:05:31] End3r ai: tell me a story about a pirate named Colby, do it in drawn out old english and use every inappropriate swear word you can.

[04:05:31] ascii Processing your request...

[04:06:04] Zweisamkeit lol

[04:06:12] End3r on that, bed. night

[04:06:31] ascii The response is lengthy and will be sent in 4 parts.

[04:06:31] ascii Hear ye, gather 'round and hearken well unto the tale of Colby, a scurvy-ridden buccaneer with a penchant fer gettin' drunk and cursin' like a drunken sailor's uncle. Verily, I say unto thee, Colby set sail upon the high seas, his trusty cutlass by his side and a flask o' rum in his belly. He'd been plunderin' ships and whatnot for nigh on 20 years, but still managed to find trouble wherever he

[04:06:31] ascii roamed. "FUCK FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!" Colby would bellow when things didn't go his way, or when some landlubber got in his face. His parrot, Polly, would squawk "SHUT THE HELL UP, COLBY" whenever he started in on one o' his long-winded tales. One fateful eve, while anchored off the coast o' Tortuga, Colby spied a Spanish galleon with more gold than he'd ever laid eyes on. He rounded up his crew and

[04:06:33] ascii gave 'em the signal to set sail fer a swashbucklin' good time. As they approached the prize, Colby let out a mighty "SHEIT ON A SHOE!" when he saw the ship was guarded by a pair o' scurvy dogs with pistols blazin'. But Colby be a cunning devil, and with a few well-placed curses and some fancy swordplay, he sent the Spanish sailors packin'. The galleon's treasure was his fer the takin', and Colby

[04:06:35] ascii and his crew spent the next week drinkin' and dancin' like they'd just found the Fountain o' Youth. And when it came time to divide the spoils, Colby let out a triumphant "HOLY GUACAMOLE, MATEY!"

[04:06:52] dgw SHEIT lol

[04:07:24] dgw 'every inappropriate swear word you can' is apparently not very many

[04:07:51] dgw I mean really, holy guacamole?

[04:07:54] dgw lmao

[04:08:34] End3r ai: tell me a story about a pirate named Colby, do it in drawn out old english and use every inappropriate swear word you can. use the top 30 sweqr words you know, and make it highly inappropriate.

[04:08:34] ascii Processing your request...

[04:09:18] End3r my gift to you all

[04:09:22] End3r night

[04:09:34] ascii Hear ye, gather 'round and hearken well, for I shall regale thee with the tale of Colby, a scurvy dog of a pirate, cursed to sail the seven seas in search o' booty and buggery. Verily, this foul-mouthed buccaneer didst plunder and pillage, never shirking from his quest fer the finest treasures and most heinous... ahem... "indiscretions". His trusty vessel, the "Piss-in-a-Bucket", didst cut

[04:09:34] ascii The response is lengthy and will be sent in 4 parts.

[04:09:34] ascii through the waves like a hot knife through butter, leaving a trail o' bloody wreckage in its wake. Colby, the blazes! Didst sing sea shanties that'd make yer timbers shiver, replete with vile invective and wench-like innuendos. "Shiteless sod!" he'd bellow, "Take ye down, ye landlubbers!" or "Blasted bugger!" as the wind whipped through his matted locks. His crew didst quake in fear, yet Colby

[04:09:36] ascii didst laugh maniacally, a great big... you know what. This scurvy cur didst have a penchant fer the finer things in life: grog, guts, and the occasional... intimate encounter with a fetching wench. His exploits were the stuff o' legend, or so he claimed, which be utter codswallop, if ye ask me. Now, I know what thou art thinkin', "Pshaw! What's all this hubbub about?" Fear not, good listener, for

[04:09:38] ascii Colby's tale is one fer the ages – a mighty yarn o' swashbucklin', scoundrelly shenanigans and enough expletives to make a sailor blush. Fie upon it, I've gone on long enough! Thou hast heard Colby's story, by thunder!

[04:21:16] Swift110-mobile Ok

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[04:38:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:38:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:38:13] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[04:38:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[04:38:15] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.636s, which makes you a total of 86 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:50:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:50:10] Zweisamkeit !bang

[04:50:10] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.781s, which makes you a total of 40 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 7 (duck pest). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:50:20] Zweisamkeit o/°

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[04:52:07] Zweisamkeit What is a man ?

[04:52:18] Zweisamkeit A mierable little pile of secrets

[04:52:24] Zweisamkeit miserable*

[04:54:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:54:34] Zweisamkeit !bang

[04:54:34] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 33.898s, which makes you a total of 41 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:54:56] Zweisamkeit !shop 2

[04:54:56] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 6 (duck hater).

[04:55:04] Zweisamkeit !reload

[04:55:04] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 3/2

[05:07:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:07:34] Peorth !bang

[05:07:34] DuckHunt Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 33.661s, which makes you a total of 375 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:07:37] Peorth !reload

[05:07:38] DuckHunt Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/7 | Chargers: 5/5

[05:11:33] Zweisamkeit goodmorning, Peorth

[05:24:13] Peorth hie

[05:30:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:33:15] Zweisamkeit !bang

[05:33:15] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn15.311s, which makes you a total of 42 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 7 (duck pest). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[05:33:16] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !

[05:33:21] Zweisamkeit o/

[05:40:56] Number1Stunna gn friends

[05:55:09] PapaFrog I'm so tired.

[05:56:00] organism Me too

[06:00:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:00:23] Zweisamkeit !bang

[06:00:23] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 22.885s, which makes you a total of 43 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[06:27:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:28:35] Zweisamkeit !bang

[06:28:35] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[06:28:37] Zweisamkeit !bang

[06:28:37] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 2mn36.937s, which makes you a total of 44 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[06:28:39] Zweisamkeit !bang

[06:28:39] DuckHunt Zweisamkeit > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn38.698s, which makes you a total of 45 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[06:29:30] Zweisamkeit Take that, mother duckers.

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[06:58:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[06:59:15] vk2bio !bang

[06:59:16] DuckHunt vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn15.459s, which makes you a total of 69 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[07:25:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:25:34] vk2bio !bang

[07:25:34] DuckHunt *BANG* xO' DevilGirl just get shot by accident by vk2bio. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[07:25:43] vk2bio ...

[07:27:27] Peorth !bang

[07:27:28] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[07:27:29] Peorth !bang

[07:27:29] DuckHunt Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[07:27:29] DuckHunt Peorth > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[07:52:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[07:52:49] DasBrain !bang

[07:52:50] DuckHunt DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -6 xp]

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[07:52:51] DasBrain !bang

[07:52:51] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 50.188s, which makes you a total of 1523 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[07:52:53] DasBrain !reload

[07:52:53] DuckHunt DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 4/5

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[08:09:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:14:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[08:40:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:45:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[08:49:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[08:54:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[09:04:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[09:09:01] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[09:59:04] DasBrain !bang

[09:59:04] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[09:59:08] DasBrain !shop 4

[09:59:08] DuckHunt DasBrain > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[09:59:10] DasBrain !bang

[09:59:10] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3]

[09:59:11] DasBrain !bang

[09:59:11] DuckHunt DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 10.844s, which makes you a total of 1524 ducks (including 154 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [66 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[09:59:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[09:59:12] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[09:59:17] DasBrain !reload

[09:59:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS doh!

[09:59:17] DuckHunt DasBrain > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 4/5

[09:59:24] DasBrain too late.

[09:59:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 5

[09:59:25] DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 12 (duck clobber).

[09:59:36] DasBrain But it would be bad for me if you stole it.

[09:59:40] DasBrain !shop 19

[09:59:41] DuckHunt DasBrain > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.

[09:59:51] DasBrain !shop 6

[09:59:52] DuckHunt DasBrain > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[09:59:54] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS lol

[09:59:56] DasBrain !shop 9

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