Friday, February 20, 2026
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Rizon
set mode +ao weasel weasel
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Milambar
sets up weasel in range of a perigrine falcon
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weasel
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Milambar
I saw a video on how falcons kill their prey
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Boliver
deploys anti-weasel speed bumps, booby-traps, mines, missiles, radar systems and drones
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Milambar
they spot their prey from really high up
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ComputerTech
listens
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ComputerTech
i saw a video of a cat dodge an attack from one once Milambar
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Milambar
at the last moment, clench their talons into a fist
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Milambar
and literally punch it in the head with both "fists", at 200mph
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Milambar
breaking its neck, and shattering its skull
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Milambar
then they land and wait for it to die
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Boliver
falcon punches Milambar in the twat
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weasel
ComputerTech!!!
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ComputerTech
Milambar i wonder how their talons can withstand that kind of force
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Milambar
wonders how Boliver did that since he doesn't have a twat
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ComputerTech
feeds DG salsa
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Boliver
good question ComputerTech
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kaitphone
Milambar: he is the twat
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Boliver
calcium is a metal. Dense bones in the fists.
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ComputerTech
nods
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ComputerTech
still impressive to withstand that kind of force and speed
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kaitphone
I took my snarky bitch pills earlier today
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ComputerTech
glances at kaitphone
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Techy
Location: Tenerife, Canarias | Conditions: Breezy 🌦️ | Temperature: 16.9°C (62.4°F) | Pressure: 1023 hPa | Humidity: 71% | Rain: 0.0 mm/hr | Wind: 29.4 km/h / 18.3 mph from NE | Cloud cover: 0%
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kaitphone
Still some trash in here I see
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ComputerTech
hands Milambar a pepsi
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weasel
ComputerTech: oh hellz yea!!!
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weasel
music night :D
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glitchy
🌑 🧃 Boliver, the 🏛️ Crime Lord spilled the crime juice and lost 100,000 coins buying napkins! | Boliver: 2,765,454,150 | p-rhodan: 2,025,802,738 🤡
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Milambar
aye, trash keeps returning
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weasel
about to get the pizza out of the oven
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Milambar
eats hte pepsi
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ComputerTech
yup, tomorrow night(well friday now for me, so tonight) is an event for me
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Boliver
what kind of pizza weasel
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Milambar
knowing weasel, its a duck pizza
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Boliver
ComputerTech: are you going to Live DJ and talk to us in your DJ voice
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ComputerTech
Boliver atm? nah, although i could code something that would allow me to do so
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Milambar
awwww, glamourcat shot
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kaitphone
She was trying to bug her daddy to bring her home a souvenir from NYC
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kaitphone
Don went in for a divers club meeting tonight
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kaitphone
Jenny wants a subway rat
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Milambar
so he brought home a city rat for her to catch?
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kaitphone
I told her the vet doesn't carry enough amoxicillin for that
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kaitphone
And I don't think a subway rat could feed just one cat. I could put a fucking saddle on one and ride it down Fifth.
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kaitphone
Now you know why I got my Rabies vax. That and helping neighborhood kitties.
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[Quote] <&h4> beats me uncle sally said NO
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[Quote] <&ComputerTech> MAGIC: my mums attractive, obviously <&ComputerTech> hot/attractive
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[Quote] #236 added by ComputerTech 3 years 19 weeks 6 days 19 hours 52 minutes 3 seconds ago.
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[Quote] [02:04] (&Billy) its my BABY [02:04] (~Peorth) Shake it harder. [02:04] (~Peorth) It's not dead yet.
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Peorth
.seen billy
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Rizon
I don't know who billy is.
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ComputerTech
we need billy back in here amirite Peorth
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Rizon
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Rizon
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Boliver
You don't have a trigger command to answer that FAQ yet?
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elcasey
hello, freakazoids, what's up?
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ComputerTech
hugs elcasey
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elcasey
ComputerTech: hey pal is it really you?
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ComputerTech
hands elcasey cava
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elcasey
hugs ComputerTech
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Rizon
set mode +ao elcasey elcasey
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Rizon
set mode +q ComputerTech
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elcasey
living the "dream" brother haha
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elcasey
worked within an inch of my life but I ain't dead yet
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Boliver
like a canned response to !vhosthelp or something ComputerTech that tells them the wiki link ;P
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elcasey
ComputerTech: good to see you, buddy, for real
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ComputerTech
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam indeed
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elcasey
that nick should be length-banned
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elcasey
it's fucked my columns
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elcasey
ComputerTech: as I said to that Spanish plasterer, hey, hey? HA HA HA
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elcasey
never mind that dago chat, get those columns fixed
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Techy
Location: Tenerife, Canarias | Conditions: Breezy 🌦️ | Temperature: 16.9°C (62.3°F) | Pressure: 1023 hPa | Humidity: 72% | Rain: 0.0 mm/hr | Wind: 28.9 km/h / 17.9 mph from NE | Cloud cover: 0%
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elcasey
oh for real? that's pretty cool actually
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Techy
No location found. Use !w <location> or !register_location <location>
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elcasey
!register_location Palmetto FL
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Techy
Location for elcasey registered as: Palmetto, Florida
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Techy
Location: Palmetto, Florida | Conditions: Clear ☀️ | Temperature: 22.4°C (72.2°F) | Pressure: 1015 hPa | Humidity: 83% | Rain: 0.0 mm/hr | Wind: 18.1 km/h / 11.2 mph from S | Cloud cover: 0%
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elcasey
bloody awful, it was lke +29 today
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Internets
:: YouTube Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok "From CHESS" :: (03:55) :: Views 81,476,796 :: Rating [+] 578,679 likes [+] 578,679 likes ::
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elcasey
that's for you, ComputerTech
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elcasey
gets his kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine
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elcasey
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam: that + the English must've ruined it for you
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elcasey
so go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlours
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Internets
:: YouTube Daryl Hall & John Oates - Maneater (Official Video) :: (04:25) :: Views 375,668,095 :: Rating [+] 1,991,890 likes [+] 1,991,890 likes ::
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elcasey
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam: I just know languages "off the cuff," like
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elcasey
ComputerTech: I'm a Geordie now, apparently, like
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elcasey
no don't worry, I could never master that accent, bless 'em
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elcasey
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam: may I ask your nation of origin?
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elcasey
your English is impeccable for non-native
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ComputerTech
set mode +v muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam
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elcasey
is a Florida redneck that speaks Russian
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elcasey
therock247uk: \o
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ComputerTech
hands therock247uk some cava
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therock247uk
sips :D
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ComputerTech
makes therock247uk mod
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Milambar
elcasey: do you also speak Hindu?
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elcasey
ComputerTech: привет, брат, все нормално, как ты?
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ComputerTech
my brother speaks russian fluently lol
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elcasey
I just said "Hi bro, everything is good, how are you?"
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elcasey
yeah yeah, it scares people (which is why I LOVE it) :D
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Milambar
someone call ICE on elcasey
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Milambar
and maybe the CIA too
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elcasey
gets his passport ready
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elcasey
fucking citizen, try me
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ComputerTech
shows irish passport
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elcasey
Milambar: how're ya mate?
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Milambar
ComputerTech: s/iri/briti/
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Techy
Milambar thinks ComputerTech meant to say: shows british passport
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Techy
ComputerTech meant to say: shows irish passport
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muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam
In Europe we can move and work in all the countries and in some countries especially in the north people strated to speak English with expats even if they have their own language
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elcasey
I think the whole EU and Schengen area thing is a tragic mistake
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elcasey
the EEU made sense
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ComputerTech
shrugs
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Techy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Milambar
takes elcasey's doggo out for a walk
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elcasey
but now it's all gone wrong
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elcasey
Milambar: just got off the phone with dear Mother, actually, she's doing quite well! So thanks a lot, mate :)
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elcasey
I meant the doggo. Mother is well also haha
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elcasey
doggo is 13.5 human yrs of age
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elcasey
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam: but having the same political situation, i.e. EC, etc., is a tragic mistake
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elcasey
the idea that all of Europe has the same needs on trade and politics is literally insane
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elcasey
and the lunatics running the show now, like vdLeyen, come on
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elcasey
Kaja fucking Kallas?
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elcasey
you can't be serious
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muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam
We have different politicians different types of governments , republic or monarchy but still the same parliament
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elcasey
but we're all friends here, we don't need to get into politics :)
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elcasey
yes, and "the same parliament" is monumentally stupid
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elcasey
I thought in 96, my first time in Germany, when I heard about EU, "what about sovereignty" and well, here we are
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elcasey
but no, that isn't a good thing for globalists
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elcasey
Milambar: wjat
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elcasey
fuck, I ain't that drunk
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elcasey
Milambar: what's new, mucker?
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muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam
Germany is the country that most is giving money to Europe more that 20 billions every year to 'other' europeas countries
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elcasey
Milambar: had a few drinks, but not my usual incoherent self yet :)
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Milambar
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam: you do realise that, a significant percentage of people here, are euros
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elcasey
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam: yeah and why the FUCK would one (or a few) European countries tax their own citizens for the so-called "benefit" of others? The entire idea is MAD.
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elcasey
EU is globalist insanity
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elcasey
but it's not, mate
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Naemuti
what if the US joined the EU
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Naemuti
that'd be cool
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elcasey
then we could be in Eurovision too!
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elcasey
this is like the most childish worldview I've ever seen, no offense
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elcasey
and it's not aimed at you personally
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elcasey
this utopian nonsense
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ComputerTech
coughs as he twiddles thumbs at political convo
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elcasey
holy fucking SHIT
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elcasey
that is literally the first time I ever heard THAT
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elcasey
so I give you credit
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elcasey
Milambar: plus since Brexit, the UK is physically and geographically no longer Europe, that's what I wasd told on the TV ;D
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ComputerTech
elcasey since obama said aliens exist, what do you think they look like?
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muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam
The UK would like to return in the European Union but many countries would say NO especially the Eastern countries
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elcasey
ComputerTech: no, Mexican
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elcasey
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam: I admire your idealism, I will say that
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Naemuti
the US should give Brazil money as an apology for the constant coup attempts
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Naemuti
and also like the rest of latin america
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elcasey
we already give half the world money for made up shit, so why not our actual real aggressions
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ComputerTech
Naemuti prediction on how the aliens will look?
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Naemuti
aliens dont exist
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elcasey
ComputerTech: what, I like Mexican girls
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ComputerTech
Naemuti wat, ofc they do, we just don't know if they have visited us yet
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ComputerTech
to think we're completely alone in this universe is silly
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elcasey
ComputerTech: but they better be citizens if they over this side of the border ;D
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Naemuti
that nonsense logic
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ComputerTech
Naemuti why would we somehow be the only living beings in this universe?
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Naemuti
why would we not be
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elcasey
ComputerTech: Naemuti is all "bro I am science" so don't worry ;) We know they out there
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Naemuti
burden of proof and all that
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ComputerTech
Naemuti yes that's the only counter that people who don't believe in it has, but the chances of some living being existing outside our planet is highly likely
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ComputerTech
muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam who?
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ComputerTech
Naemuti not being atheist makes it make more sense
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elcasey
ComputerTech: oh, PROVE IT! PROVE IT! CITATION NEEDED! x)
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Naemuti
right i suppose when you believe in one nutty thing
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Naemuti
the rest follow
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Techy
ComputerTech meant to say: Naemuti being an atheist makes it make more sense
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elcasey
Rukia_Kuchiki: finally some sense being talked
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Naemuti
i responded based on your typo
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elcasey
The Night Old #ComputerTech Burned Down is the song I'm gonna play next ;D
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glitchy
Unexpected PublishingError (Could not communicate with publishing service) from elcasey. Message was: $help
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Naemuti
now i don't mind choppin woof
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elcasey
$beer ComputerTech
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glitchy
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ComputerTech
ok well in our galaxy alone there is 100 billion to 400 billion stars roughly, and the chances of there not being a planet orbiting one of them stars and having life on it?
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Naemuti
this is just the
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Naemuti
going to a casino and saying well it HAS to land on red eventually right
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ComputerTech
basically, nobody has proof(that we know of)
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Naemuti
life existed once, there's no guarantee it will ever exist again
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Rukia_Kuchiki
Incert brain here on the back of ComputerTech's head
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Naemuti
doing a lot of heavy lifting
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elcasey
oh I love cheese
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elcasey
ComputerTech: I make an AMAZING macaroni cheese which STARS Colby-Jack
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Rukia_Kuchiki
Or is that your penis is microbial life?
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ComputerTech
america has weird cheese, what's with your foam cheese or whatever you call it
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ComputerTech
it's a fucking can and you spray it?
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elcasey
ComputerTech: now I'll be like "I'm eating Colby now ..." and it will make me go on a diet :(
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elcasey
ComputerTech: I just meant for no homo reasons
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elcasey
Milambar: mate srsly, has Fensta been around, is he ok?
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elcasey
idk Mancunians kekekeke
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elcasey
but I am MANCHESTER UNITED \o/
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Trivia
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 10
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Trivia
1. Sport and Leisure : Which golfer has won the British Open most times since its inception?
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Trivia
Hint: har** ******
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ComputerTech
runs
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elcasey
ComputerTech: GET YOURSAEL RIGHT TAE FUCK
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Rukia_Kuchiki
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ComputerTech
shrugs
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Techy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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elcasey
it's all good, I just messing about
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ComputerTech
hands elcasey more cava
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ComputerTech
hands Naemuti some cava
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elcasey
ComputerTech: you know the song Ivor Biggun - Winker's Song right?
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Naemuti
ComputerTech you know that thing they do at the super bowl
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elcasey
"I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker" you do
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Naemuti
that's football
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Rukia_Kuchiki
I think ComputerTech would have cum all over this channel
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ComputerTech
real football is the football they play in brazil
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Boliver
glitchy: How are countries ranking with medals at the olympics this year?
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ComputerTech
(and i don't even care for football)
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Naemuti
i like pissing her off
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elcasey
ComputerTech: anyway, my point was, I bet a bloke (Man City) in a bar, we both had our tops on, that if the karaoke DJ had that song, I would sing it
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elcasey
MOTHER FUCKER, he had it