Thursday, February 26, 2026
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: 🌧️ Rainy]
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DuckHunt
\o< *flap* *flap* The duck has escaped!
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url
.trivia 7
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Trivia
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 7
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Trivia
1. Category: Botany : These flowerless plants grow on bare rocks and tree stumps.?
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Peorth
tydel that's for posting to sharey via CLI? Neat.
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Trivia
Winner: Peorth; Answer: lichen; Time: 6.563s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 96
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Trivia
2. Baby Names Beginning With "C": Meaning: People of Alien Speech?
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tydel
Peorth: ya
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Trivia
Skipping question
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Trivia
Skipping question
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Peorth
does it return a URL? :P
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Trivia
3. TV/ Movies: Frank Sinatra: In what year was Frank Sinatra born?
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tydel
Peorth: got tired of looking up the curl string :P
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tydel
Peorth: it does!
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Trivia
Hint: 1***
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Trivia
Hint: 19**
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Trivia
Hint: 19*5
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Trivia
Winner: url; Answer: 1915; Time: 44.232s; Streak: 1; Points: 1; Total: 795
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Trivia
4. TV Film and Stage : Who played Adenoid Hynkel in the film The Great Dictator?
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charlie chaplin
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Trivia
Hint: cha*** *******
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Peorth
charlie chaplain
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charlie chaplin
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url
charlie chaplain
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Trivia
Hint: chalie *******
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Peorth
charles chaplin
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Peorth
chalie chaplain
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url
charlie chaplin
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tydel
chalie?
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Peorth
chalie chaplin
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Trivia
Winner: Peorth; Answer: chalie chaplin; Time: 26.158s; Streak: 1; Points: 2; Total: 98
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Trivia
5. Music : What was the first album Roger Waters released after leaving Pink Floyd?
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Peorth
nice typo there
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Trivia
Hint: The Pros *** **** ** ***** ******
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Trivia
Hint: The Pros and **** ** ***** ******
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tydel
The Pros and Cons of Bitch Assess
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url
not writing essays
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Peorth
the pros and cons of being alone
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Trivia
Hint: The Pros and **** ** ***** Hiking
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Peorth
the pros and cons of hitch hiking
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Trivia
Winner: Peorth; Answer: The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking; Time: 47.885s; Streak: 2; Points: 2; Total: 100
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Trivia
6. TV Film and Stage : Comedien born in 1892 in Harlem Georgia part of a two man comedy team with Mr. Laurel?
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Trivia
Hint: Oli*** *****
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oliver hardy
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Trivia
Winner: Peorth; Answer: Oliver Hardy; Time: 13.070s; Streak: 3; Points: 9; Total: 109
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Trivia
7. Acronym used for direct data transfers between disk & ram?
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flexes
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Trivia
Winner: Peorth; Answer: dma; Time: 5.818s; Streak: 4; Points: 20; Total: 129
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Trivia
Round of trivia complete. '.trivia [number]' to start playing again.
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Milambar
Total Questions: 7
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Milambar
peorth (5 - 38 points) url (1 - 1 points)
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url
stelth win
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tydel
undercover
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tydel
because yo
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tydel
beez be trippin'
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killa beez
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tydel
bitches
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tydel
I mean, allegedly
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Boliver
hello ADMIRAL_HUBRIS tydel Peorth Milambar
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tydel
hey Boliver
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glitchy
🐄⚡ Super Cow Powers activated! (+10 moos!)
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kcrow
SuperCaw !
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Boliver
hello PapaFrog
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Boliver
Who is your favorite super villain?
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PapaFrog
If we are talking Marvel/DC.
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PapaFrog
Achilles if we are including books.
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DuckHunt
💀 A BOSS DUCK has appeared with 15 HP! Everyone !bang to take it down! [Weather: 🌧️ Rainy]
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norex
!daily
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DuckHunt
norex > ⏳ Daily already claimed! Come back in 1h 36m.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 14 HP left. [+5 xp]
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norex
!reload
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DuckHunt
norex > You're out of ammo!
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]
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PapaFrog
Well.. Ender Games are movies too.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 13 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
norex > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > 🎁 Daily bonus claimed! +14 XP (🔥 1-day streak!) Come back tomorrow!
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DuckHunt
DuckHunt Shop: (1) Single Bullet - 5 XP | (2) Magazine - 15 XP | (3) Sand - 10 XP | (4) Gun Brush - 20 XP | (5) Bread - 50 XP | (6) Hunter's Insurance - 75 XP | (7) Buy Gun Back - 40 XP | (8) Bucket of Water - 25 XP | (9) Dry Clothes - 30 XP | (10) 4-Leaf Clover - 250 XP | (11) Binoculars - 30 XP | (12) Hunting Dog - 80 XP | (13) Scope - 60 XP | (14) Body Armor - 100 XP | (15) Decoy Trap - 45 XP |
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DuckHunt
(16) Mystery Box - 35 XP | You have 158 XP
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 2]
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norex
!shop 2
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DuckHunt
norex > Successfully purchased Magazine for 15 XP! Stored in inventory (x1). Remaining XP: 143
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 12 HP left. [+5 xp]
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norex
!reload
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DuckHunt
norex > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 0]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 11 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]
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DuckHunt
norex > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 10 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 9 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
norex > *click* Your gun jammed! [AMMO WASTED]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* Your gun jammed! [AMMO WASTED]
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 8 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
norex > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 7 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 1]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > Successfully purchased Mystery Box for 35 XP! Stored in inventory (x1). Remaining XP: 45
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 6 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 5 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
norex > *BANG* You missed and hit fifel! [GUN CONFISCATED] [LOST 25 XP]
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 4 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > Used Mystery Box!
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 3 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* Your gun jammed! [AMMO WASTED]
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DuckHunt
The massive boss duck effortlessly takes off and disappears into the clouds. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 1]
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Used Magazine!
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 0]
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End3r
!rearm PapaFrog
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DuckHunt
[ADMIN] PapaFrog has been rearmed by End3r
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norex
that was fun
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norex
I shot fifel
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End3r
Hahahahahaha
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norex
it really should kick whoever gets shot tho
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End3r
!rearm norex
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DuckHunt
[ADMIN] norex has been rearmed by End3r
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norex
bows
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End3r
get a ninja yet?
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DuckHunt
norex > *gentle approach* There is no duck to befriend in the area...
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End3r
!ducklaunch ninja
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: 🌧️ Rainy]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the ninja duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+14 xp]
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DuckHunt
🏆 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS unlocked achievement: 🥷 Ninja Slayer — Shot a ninja duck!
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]
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norex
I saw one *poof* earlier tho
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End3r
!ducklaunch ninja
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: 🌧️ Rainy]
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DuckHunt
norex > *BANG* You hit the ninja duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+14 xp]
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DuckHunt
🏆 norex unlocked achievement: 🩸 First Blood — Shot your first duck!
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DuckHunt
🏆 norex unlocked achievement: 🥷 Ninja Slayer — Shot a ninja duck!
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Successfully purchased Buy Gun Back for 40 XP! Stored in inventory (x1). Remaining XP: 1019
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Boliver
Holy shit there are updates
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun is already loaded!
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norex
can you !bef a ninja?
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End3r
Last nights updates
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End3r
boss is for joint user murder
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End3r
mow that fucker down
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End3r
everyone who hits it gets exp
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Boliver
well End3r my main complaints with ComputerTech's DuckHunt, at first glance, look like they might have been solved with your update. I am going to test tomorrow and get back to you ;)
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End3r
Boliver my quackbot uses the exact same code
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glitchy
slides a flaming Sambuca 🔥🥃 across the bar to burnout ✨
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glitchy
slides a brain hemorrhage 🧠🩸🥃 across the bar to End3r ✨
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End3r
sipping on a beer
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burnout
watching bar rescue
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End3r
about to go check the mail
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burnout
he's like ramsay for the bar world
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glitchy
rolls a hoppy IPA 🌿🍺 down the bar to Boliver 🎳
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Yuzu
(╮°-°)╯︵ 🎳 ɹǝʌᴉꞁoᗺ oʇ ɹɐq ǝɥʇ uʍop 🍺🌿 ⱯԀI ʎddoɥ ɐ a hoppy IPA 🌿🍺 down the bar to Boliver 🎳 🎳 ɹǝʌᴉꞁoᗺ oʇ ɹɐq ǝɥʇ uʍop 🍺🌿 ⱯԀI ʎddoɥ ɐ a hoppy IPA 🌿🍺 down the bar to Boliver 🎳 🎳 ɹǝʌᴉꞁoᗺ oʇ ɹɐq ǝɥʇ uʍop 🍺🌿 ⱯԀI ʎddoɥ ɐ (@_@;)
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Boliver
I want a gin and tonic
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Boliver
make it a triple
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Boliver
You got that glitchy?
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Boliver
$tip glitchy 10
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glitchy
Boliver tips glitchy $10! 💰✨
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burnout
$tip glitchy 300
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glitchy
burnout tips glitchy $300! 💰✨
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burnout
set mode +v glitchy
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End3r
burnout want some spending cash?
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DuckHunt
💀 A BOSS DUCK has appeared with 8 HP! Everyone !bang to take it down! [Weather: ☀️ Clear]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 7 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 6 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 5 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 4 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 3 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 2 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 1 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+5 xp]
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DuckHunt
💀 Boss duck defeated! Contributors: Boliver(5 hits, +31XP) | ADMIRAL_HUBRIS(3 hits, +18XP)
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DuckHunt
🏆 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS unlocked achievement: 💀 Boss Slayer — Contributed to defeating a boss duck!
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > Successfully purchased Buy Gun Back for 40 XP! Stored in inventory (x1). Remaining XP: 61
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DuckHunt
Boliver > Your gun has been returned with 0 bullets and 0 magazines.
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DuckHunt
Boliver > Successfully purchased Magazine for 15 XP! Stored in inventory (x2). Remaining XP: 46
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DuckHunt
Boliver > Already at maximum magazines (3) for current level!
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End3r
!buy 2
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 3]
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End3r
!shop 2
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DuckHunt
End3r > Successfully purchased Magazine for 15 XP! Stored in inventory (x4). Remaining XP: 245
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 1]
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End3r
!use 2
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DuckHunt
End3r > Used Magazine! (3 remaining)
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Boliver
End3r: 20:41:35 <@Boliver> !use 7
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Boliver
20:41:35 <+DuckHunt> Boliver > Your gun has been returned with 0 bullets and 0 magazines.
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set mode +v fifel
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End3r
night Boliver
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toni
rest well
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End3r
i think i found the ammo bug
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patched
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]
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End3r
!shop 7
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DuckHunt
End3r > Successfully purchased Buy Gun Back for 40 XP! Stored in inventory (x1). Remaining XP: 205
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End3r
!use 7
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DuckHunt
End3r > Your gun has been returned with 0 bullets and 2 magazines.
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End3r
!reload
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DuckHunt
End3r > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 3]
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Atque
Hey hey gq
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:: YouTube The Monkees - Hey Hey We're The Monkees (4K/Lyrics) :: (02:21) :: Views 24,723 :: Rating [+] 247 likes [+] 247 likes ::
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]
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End3r
!buy 7
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End3r
!shop 7
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DuckHunt
End3r > Successfully purchased Buy Gun Back for 40 XP! Stored in inventory (x1). Remaining XP: 165
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End3r
!use 7
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DuckHunt
End3r > Your gun has been returned with 5 bullets. You now have 3 spare magazines available.
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End3r
yay fixed
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Milambar
I think !shop should be !acquire
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End3r
That's what you get for thinking.
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End3r
Stop doing that
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End3r
bad for your health.
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End3r
it is ComputerTech's bot
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End3r
talk him into it
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End3r
his original code, I have just been adding features and squashing bugs
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fensta
ello milambar you sweet talking bastard
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fensta
i got a crappy cold, it's goin around , don;t leave the house or you'll catch it
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Milambar
Has everton lost any matches recently?
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fensta
sigh, u know we lost to you red manc shites the other day :/
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fensta
what you been upto , behaving yaself ?
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Milambar
Been a bit ill actually
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Milambar
stomach issues still
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fensta
got the trots ?
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Milambar
No, agonizing stomach pains
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fensta
ugh, whats that about eh
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fensta
i had similar n went to the docs, ended up having a colonoscopy. maybe don't go the docs unless ur happy to take it up the wrongun by a camera
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Milambar
Ive already had the colonoscopy
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Milambar
they found a massive polyp that they need to remove surgically on the 17th
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Milambar
but that should not be causing the pain
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Milambar
only the constipation (partial blockage)
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fensta
i had 5 polyps removed
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fensta
still get the shits regularly tho, so it was those that were causing it
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kcrow
I had evedence of a coral reef up my butt
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fifel
Jason: Medea where are my sons???
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kcrow
they got burned off with a hot wire while I was unconcious
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Milambar
they dont do full sedation in the UK, if they can possibly avoid it, due to the risk of death
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fensta
wish i coulda been unconscious, they gave me some meds but i still felt the discomfort of being anally probed
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Milambar
I even had heart surgery without full sedation
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kcrow
I was out like a light
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fensta
they said i needed to be awake so i could move around n go from my back to laying on my side etc, to let the camera do its thing
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fensta
apparently was given fentanyl, but such a lose dose it was useless
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kcrow
I was't out the entire time though
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@
fensta
i wanted to get high
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kcrow
suddenly I woke up and asked "I am I in the right room?"
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@
fensta
heh its great getting a general anaesthetic, such a nice feeling
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Milambar
I wasn't given anything
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fensta
cos ur gay and ur arse is gaping :P
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@
fensta
just another day for you
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kcrow
the anesthesiologist was wearing a bright hat that said "tentanyl" all ocver it iin various colors :)
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kcrow
"fentanyl"
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Milambar
No, because I had nobody to monitor my recovery
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fensta
is now known as fentanyl
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fentanyl
is now known as fenstanyl
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Milambar
flushes the fenstanyl down the loo
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fenstanyl
i'd take any drugs atm that would make me forget i have a shitty cold
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Milambar
how about liquid vx?
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Milambar
its a colourless to pale green liquid normally
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fenstanyl
yeh but what is it, a drug ?
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Milambar
contact with skin, or inhalation, is....
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Milambar
well, you'd forget you have a shitty cold
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&
Milambar
because you'd be dead
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fenstanyl
if its like proper fentanyl just being around it would kill you
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Milambar
the most dangerous known to man
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Milambar
and a British invention :/
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Milambar
Nic Cage made if famous in a movie
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fenstanyl
good, nice to know we are killing yanks instead of their friendly fire on us
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@
fenstanyl
i kjnow the movie, forgot the name
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@
fenstanyl
the fucker passed this cold onto me
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Milambar
its what a da does, hand his son, all his shit
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fenstanyl
what can ya do, can't live with him, can't murder him in his sleep
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Milambar
murder carries a 20 to 25 tarriff
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fenstanyl
stupidly yeh, i can't say shit, should have me own place since i was 18
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Milambar
youd still be 80 years young whne you got out
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fenstanyl
but such a loser i still live "at home"
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Milambar
and I wouldn't visit ye in jail
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fenstanyl
neither would i , i'm shit company
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@
fenstanyl
i feel i'd be more cheery if this cold would just fuck right off
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Milambar
with honey, lemon juice, and hot water
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fenstanyl
i got a bottle of rum , it helped a little until it ran otu
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fenstanyl
although the hangover was sickly