IRC Driven

[01:52:14] & elcasey good evening, friglords

[01:56:57] & elcasey hey Milambar, mate, how you doing?

[01:57:24] & elcasey So good, man. The hell is over!

[01:57:39] & elcasey I had the best day ever. No India meetings. Half day off.

[01:57:49] & elcasey Lined up ALL remaining contractors for the house.

[01:57:56] & elcasey lmao you are right, of course

[01:58:07] & elcasey but Christ, you couldn't just let me enjoy ONE DAY xD

[01:58:27] & elcasey oh yeah, God Emperor Trump has fucked everything

[01:58:30] & elcasey but it's ok

[01:58:55] & elcasey Rukia_Kuchiki: sup ASSBUTT

[01:59:17] & elcasey Fud Emperor Trump kek

[01:59:41] & elcasey Rukia_Kuchiki: did you ever watch Eastbound and Down?

[02:00:03] & elcasey ok then I won't make the joke I had ready

[02:00:06] & elcasey all good

[02:00:41] & elcasey i'll see if I can find the bit on the U-Toobs, but if I just call you "ASS BLOOD" it won't be funny without the context, right

[02:01:05] & elcasey https://youtu.be/OFT8FPJOqA4

[02:01:08] & elcasey ^

[02:01:39] & elcasey my other favo(u)rite - https://youtu.be/7xeWqvSQVck

[02:02:03] & elcasey some days I wake up and I think to myself "I feel 10 feet tall right now. And STRONG as a OX!"

[02:02:31] & elcasey Rukia_Kuchiki: so enjoy! New material in your quiver!

[02:03:08] & elcasey Milambar: yeah, ffs, I can't imagine the damage in UK/EU. I mean here, I don't drive THAT much, and if my tank is $40-50 (or now $60) to fill, I can handle it

[02:03:23] & elcasey but if it was my job, and work didn't cover it, I would feel the sting

[02:03:56] & elcasey but hey, decades of, "they'll close the Strait of Hormuz if you fuck with them too hard" ... I mean, who's paying attention? Not Washington.

[02:04:23] & elcasey and THEY'RE the bad guys, ofc, because they closed the strait

[02:04:40] & elcasey just ignore all the bombings of their country, we did out of freedom and democracy

[02:05:10] & elcasey jeeezus, £146.90/litre?!

[02:05:12] & elcasey ;D

[02:05:33] & elcasey weird way to read it out

[02:05:41] & elcasey but we still do 9/10th of a cent on the price, too

[02:05:49] & elcasey per GALLON ;D

[02:06:27] & elcasey fuckin Doctorate in Maths from Cambridge required to work out a fucking petrol bill!!!!

[02:06:51] & elcasey Rukia_Kuchiki: it went up the walls a bit, soz

[02:07:14] & elcasey rekt

[02:07:30] & elcasey PapaFrog: are you in UK, MATEY BOY? Srs question

[02:07:34] & elcasey pls no

[02:08:15] & elcasey Rukia_Kuchiki: true but also full of friends of mine :P

[02:08:28] & elcasey Naemuti: Dollars and Mike Pence?

[02:08:52] & elcasey Naemuti: that guy has paedo written all over him. You know he's fucked kids,

[02:09:00] & elcasey ^

[02:09:08] & elcasey $4/gal kid-fuckers

[02:09:18] & elcasey PapaFrog: bill fucked AND ate kids

[02:09:42] & elcasey Bill wasn't a homo but in the cabal you HAVE to fuck and eat kids

[02:09:45] & elcasey it's just the drill

[02:10:05] & elcasey nah not yet

[02:10:28] & elcasey Naemuti: I liked what Tim Dillon said, he's like Bill and Hillary have NOTHING left to live for, they're gonna burn it all down xD

[02:11:20] & elcasey I used to joke with a friend of mine, we're both middle managers, and extremely fed up, but we would joke that "Look, to get to Director, we are gonna have to fuck some kids. Are you ready for that?"

[02:11:27] & elcasey no, ofc we aren't, for fuck's sake

[02:11:53] & elcasey that's legal, fine, I would

[02:12:05] & elcasey lol NO

[02:12:07] & elcasey jesus fuck man

[02:12:15] & elcasey no

[02:12:17] & elcasey there are not

[02:12:24] & elcasey my best friend is Swedish, they are ALL FUCKED

[02:12:59] & elcasey regardless, I am not the Casey involved in that weird IRC tranny deal

[02:13:18] & elcasey I never even HEARD about it until that one broad (or bloke or whatver) came on here that one night

[02:13:22] & elcasey and shat me up about it

[02:13:35] & elcasey Hel, yes

[02:13:44] & elcasey one-L is Viking Hell

[02:13:51] & elcasey oh it rhymed

[02:14:28] & elcasey I got the pressure washer boys coming at 0745, all I bloody need

[02:14:40] & elcasey but I do need them to hose all the filth off my hoose

[02:14:57] & elcasey a for reals BBS?

[02:15:22] & elcasey BBSes were the fucking best thing ever

[02:15:34] & elcasey cheers, fucko

[02:15:52] & elcasey omg I miss those days

[02:16:21] & elcasey PapaFrog: pls figure it out and then tell me ;D

[02:16:36] & elcasey I'm drinking + also retarded and middle aged (redundant)

[02:17:03] & elcasey their ASCII art is 1337 af

[02:17:21] & elcasey ANSI art? idk

[02:17:45] & elcasey Naemuti: you would like Iran if they put idk falafel in a furniture store

[02:17:47] & elcasey unreal ;D

[02:18:01] & elcasey lol fuk yeh bruv me too

[02:18:04] & elcasey falafel is amazing

[02:18:09] & elcasey ^

[02:18:53] & elcasey oh lmao probably cos Sweden is the newest vilayat

[02:19:19] & elcasey "Claude, Shia females near me"

[02:19:25] & elcasey wait, shit I put that into irc

[02:19:51] & elcasey telnet is the jam but how the fuck do you do it else?

[02:20:00] & elcasey these guys are too 1337 for me

[02:20:25] & elcasey i never even heard of that

[02:21:08] & elcasey https://youtu.be/Yf0kx2vZx8o?list=RDYf0kx2vZx8o

[02:21:19] & elcasey oooh DJLaraMexico remix

[02:21:28] & elcasey kek nfc what that is, but it seems good

[02:21:46] & elcasey I like Mexico better than Iran tbf

[02:22:23] & elcasey let's hear em

[02:22:47] & elcasey no joke, I built a team (for work kek) out of Mexico and they were SO FUCKING COOL and did such good work

[02:23:09] & elcasey and the one girl was so hot and we still talk (WORK WORK, relax) but I would marry her

[02:23:44] & elcasey as opposed to the teams I've had to deal with in India, but I'll stop there

[02:23:51] & elcasey Milambar will pick it up as needed, no doubt

[02:24:21] & elcasey the Mexico team I built is STILL AT THE CLIENT 3yrs later

[02:24:35] & elcasey oh I am not saying ALL INdians are shit

[02:24:44] & elcasey just the ones they've given me for the last 2yrs

[02:24:51] & elcasey yeah that's what I do

[02:24:58] & elcasey but "DevOps"

[02:25:33] & elcasey my company has (probably secret but fuck it) 378K employees in India

[02:25:40] & elcasey 80% are useless

[02:25:45] & elcasey but it's Pareto Principle, man

[02:26:16] & elcasey I just get annoyed when I do 90% of the work for a 20-person team

[02:28:04] & elcasey PapaFrog: bro is that some mainframe shit? I am asking for a reason

[02:28:21] & elcasey https://youtu.be/c5BL4RNFr58?list=RDYf0kx2vZx8o

[02:28:40] & elcasey :D

[02:29:52] & elcasey PapaFrog: one of the projects I did with x10-hottie Mexico was mainframe modernization, I wrote a Jenkins-based platform that would recompile COBOL for AWS M2 (so running COBOL for AS/400 on Amazon Linux)

[02:30:07] & elcasey including DB2 *gag*

[02:30:30] & elcasey who tf does

[02:30:57] & elcasey I mean, I would if they paid me 250k+

[02:31:03] & elcasey but they don't

[02:31:40] & elcasey I'm tryna retire in 5yrs so I need the most money possible

[02:32:44] & elcasey yeah I'm not like "oh IBM is shit they never did anything" they did incredible stuff

[02:32:48] & elcasey but so did Hitler

[02:33:23] & elcasey ;D

[02:33:29] & elcasey Milambar: https://youtu.be/_sQGwDeambg?list=RDYf0kx2vZx8o

[02:34:08] & elcasey Naemuti: my dad was never a "computer" guy but he was a teletype repairman in the army and so he got a job with DEC in the 60s!

[02:34:15] & elcasey which I think is pretty fuckin cool

[02:34:35] & elcasey and then he went "fuck the cold in Mass, I'm moving back to FLA"

[02:34:56] & elcasey which city is that? I was in Marlborough a lot

[02:35:07] & elcasey ok yeah! he was at Maynard

[02:35:31] & elcasey Marlborough was apparently (this was TJX) a former DEC building, then Fidelity, then TJX took it over

[02:35:37] & elcasey nice campus to be fair

[02:35:59] & elcasey but you know it? that's cool man

[02:36:34] & elcasey but I actually really liked Mass

[02:36:57] & elcasey Naemuti: thanks for NOT moving to FLA, btw ;D

[02:37:10] & elcasey every fucker else on Earth is

[02:37:24] & elcasey ugh, Disney ruined it

[02:37:30] & elcasey ^

[02:37:58] & elcasey barricades at 95 and 75, one way unless you got a FLA license

[02:38:26] & elcasey Naemuti: but no shits, man, I *really* enjoyed my time in Mass

[02:38:45] & elcasey I was ready for all the stereotypes, ofc

[02:38:57] & elcasey food was INCREDIBLE

[02:39:00] & elcasey I love seafood

[02:39:11] & elcasey $1 oysters at the bah!

[02:39:30] & elcasey Naemuti: you know Fish in Marlborough?

[02:40:02] & elcasey Naemuti: Wang that's fuckin cool

[02:40:13] & elcasey Naemuti: all good, would be surprised if you did

[02:40:36] & elcasey the fuckin ice hockey rink is the MAIN STAH

[02:40:56] & elcasey evvery fuckin weekend I would fly up early and the hotels were full of fuckin hawkey kids

[02:41:04] & elcasey (I'm doing my Mass accent now)

[02:41:27] & elcasey yeah jesus not joking

[02:41:42] & elcasey nawt*

[02:42:09] & elcasey if it wasn't for the crippling taxes, I might have stayed ;D

[02:42:25] & elcasey like Flahrida is any bettah now

[02:42:27] & elcasey it's nawt

[02:42:44] & elcasey I hope so

[02:42:52] & elcasey I LOVE Florida, but I also HATE it

[02:43:07] & elcasey I love where I grew up. It was amazing. This place is pure shit now.

[02:43:31] & elcasey North Florida is still probably ok. Gonna give it a try.

[02:43:42] & elcasey Nawth Flahrida.

[02:44:05] & elcasey Naemuti: maybe I'll move up there but pretend I'm from Marlborough just to shit people up

[02:45:05] & elcasey Naemuti: one of the guys in my hawbby (we're historical miniature wargamers, make your jokes) is a former Mass State Policeman, fuckin Pete

[02:45:15] & elcasey ENDLESS STORIES

[02:45:22] & elcasey but they're all pretty fuckin good!

[02:47:02] & elcasey Naemuti: one of my best friends (in FLA) is from CT, and we like to say this scene is our relationship - https://youtu.be/feqLF1Ec0cg

[02:47:04] & elcasey be SMAHT

[02:47:19] & elcasey wait, this one is too long

[02:47:43] & elcasey fuck it's all there is

[02:48:17] & elcasey Naemuti: you wanna visit me? Come dahn to FLAHRIDA

[02:49:49] & elcasey Naemuti: all you care about is coke and Xbawx!

[02:49:51] & elcasey xD

[02:50:22] & elcasey the fuckin Town, what a brilliant film

[02:52:10] & elcasey PapaFrog: did you solve the terminal thing?

[02:52:29] & elcasey https://youtu.be/GUBOgWYMBwo

[02:52:38] & elcasey enjoy heavy rawk and big tits

[02:55:07] & elcasey :D

[02:55:11] & elcasey Naemuti: ;DDDDDD

[02:56:04] & elcasey lot nicer than fuckin Newark, that's for sure :P

[02:56:20] & elcasey lol correct :D

[02:56:50] & elcasey I'm only tawkin abou the aihpoht

[02:57:01] & elcasey but Whippany was nice

[02:57:15] & elcasey I didn't hate NJ either, I expect to

[02:57:17] & elcasey +ed

[02:57:28] & elcasey wtf was the other place

[02:57:32] & elcasey Florham Park?

[02:57:37] & elcasey yeah

[02:57:43] & elcasey it's alright out there!

[02:58:27] & elcasey I mean, I can go literally almost anywhere in the world and say "It was OK out there"

[02:58:49] & elcasey everyone who doesn't live in a place can easily say some other place is shit

[02:59:29] & elcasey but Newark Airport was awful :P

[02:59:50] & elcasey JFK is fucked

[03:00:24] & elcasey LGA I never been outside. It was dirty. But the bar was OK and eventually my flight took off.

[03:00:48] & elcasey STL is bad, even the 00s

[03:01:07] & elcasey lmao Flushing

[03:01:22] & elcasey Naemuti: ok last I was there was 2019

[03:01:50] & elcasey Naemuti: I stayed at the TWA when it FIRST OPENED. It was SHIT. I was FURIOUS. I hope they sorted it out.

[03:03:45] & elcasey Naemuti: when did you stay there? I honestly hope they sorted it out

[03:03:55] & elcasey yeah it was breathtaking, the lobby

[03:04:39] & elcasey I stayed there in 19, after a very exhausting Kiev-JFK flight (biz class but fuckin screaming infant the whole way)

[03:04:58] & elcasey ALL I WANTED was a burger and to SLEEP

[03:05:44] & elcasey and they asked for $28 for a burger in their restaurant? then my bathroom lights don't work. And then there is screwing (power tools, not enthusiastic couples) and banging next door for hours (fair play it was 4pm)

[03:06:10] & elcasey like jesus fuck, I JUST WANNA SLEEP

[03:07:03] & elcasey &

[03:07:11] & elcasey ^ is what I meant

[03:07:32] & elcasey I am in my mid-40s I can't do it anymore. I have to wait until I can afford business.

[03:08:11] & elcasey I need a flat seat and a sleep

[03:08:30] & elcasey Amtrak to Amsterdam ;D

[03:09:08] & elcasey my SAVING GRACE was how much business travel I did for work. I flew TPA to BOS every week for 18mos

[03:09:16] & elcasey that's the only way I did that travel

[03:09:30] & elcasey it wasn't, 3hrs

[03:09:39] & elcasey even in economy you could TOLERATE it

[03:09:48] & elcasey and I am not a small guy (big but also a bit fat)

[03:10:19] & elcasey first few flights were pure hell

[03:10:32] & elcasey then you got Delta Silver, you ALWAYS got Premium Econ, better

[03:10:45] & elcasey then 40% of the time I got upgraded to First

[03:11:13] & elcasey and I was always pissed out my skull at the ... wth is it called, LEGAL's SEAFOOD

[03:11:22] & elcasey right at the Delta gate, I loved that place

[03:11:27] & elcasey :D

[03:11:41] & elcasey jokers carrying live lobsters onto the plane

[03:12:15] & elcasey Naemuti: also frequent flying is NOT what it used to be, believe me

[03:12:22] & elcasey they fucked everything after COVID

[03:12:41] & elcasey now you basically have to fly for a living to ever get Platinum (and Diamond is above that)

[03:13:39] & elcasey I haven't flown like that since 2020, but I had to fly to PHX a lot last year

[03:13:58] & elcasey I was paying for First out of pocket because it was a fucking 5hr flight

[03:14:35] & elcasey but I could make it up for it out of per-diem because the booze and food was FREELY in that account, which was nice :D

[03:15:13] & elcasey client which pays is 100M+/yr, luckily the bosses were nice about it

[03:15:18] & elcasey s/is/us

[03:15:47] & elcasey could not even believe the money involved there

[03:16:08] & elcasey I do not get much of that, trust me

[03:16:38] & elcasey correct

[03:16:42] & elcasey "oh buy shares"

[03:16:45] & elcasey oh get fucked

[03:16:48] & elcasey give me a proper raise

[03:16:57] & elcasey 8% in the last 4yrs

[03:17:15] & elcasey you nailed it

[03:18:17] & elcasey but wtf can I do? "Oh I'll get a new job" in an economy where everyone is trimming staff (TRIMMING lmao)

[03:18:36] & elcasey I try to keep it in perspective

[03:19:20] & elcasey Naemuti: what do you do, btw, can I ask?

[03:20:07] & elcasey "Finance" ;D

[03:21:56] & elcasey I guess not, I'll live :P

[03:25:16] & elcasey nice, that was my gig for like 2 decades, not joking :D

[03:25:38] & elcasey small biz "hey he knows computers, a bit, I think"

[03:27:43] & elcasey my CV says "almost 30yrs of IT experience" and it is literally 2 decades of me bouncing between sysadmin jobs I hated and for which I was *criminally* underpaid

[03:29:20] & elcasey I hate big companies but I will tell you (and pls ignore me if I sound like some pompous prick, it is not my intent) if I hadn't gotten this job with a big asshole consulting firm, my life would not have changed for the better

[03:31:26] & elcasey far too many capable people undersell themselves and the retards who think they're amazing rise to the top

[03:31:42] & elcasey even in "engineering" roles

[03:32:17] & elcasey https://youtu.be/9kNMzNEGrt0

[03:33:19] & elcasey Milambar: where is young Fensta this fine evening?

[03:40:09] & elcasey Naemuti: see, not joking, that self-doubt is it

[03:40:45] & elcasey I am telling you right now, this entire field is full of retarded morons who can't do 10% of what you do

[03:40:52] & elcasey but they THINK they can

[03:41:10] & elcasey that shit killed me for 2 decades

[03:41:33] & elcasey it is literally called "impostor syndrome"

[03:41:51] & elcasey ^

[03:42:08] & elcasey and kaitphone owns cats (I'm just JOKING, settle down, we're friends today)

[03:42:49] & elcasey but like every industry is full of the most retarded assholes who think they're BRILLIANT and so ... they get hired

[03:42:54] & elcasey because they talk a good game

[03:43:25] & elcasey ^

[03:44:06] & elcasey see, I kinda know ... but my job isn't accounting

[03:44:44] & elcasey and I bet kaitphone KINDA knows the difference between Red Hat 6 and Red Hat 9 but her job isn't being a Linux sysadmin

[03:45:06] & elcasey but some literal moron will shout about how smart they are

[03:45:55] & elcasey and hiring managers are generally THE dumbest people on Earth, especially if it's an HR hiring manager

[03:46:51] & elcasey hey, wait, some of my best friends are store managers <_<

[03:46:59] & elcasey I couldn't hold it

[03:47:39] & elcasey "I'm not allowed to unlock the back door after 10pm"

[03:47:44] & elcasey someone is dying

[03:47:48] & elcasey "the book says"

[03:48:38] & elcasey who was the screamer?

[03:48:44] & elcasey was it a THIEF?

[03:48:46] & elcasey oh

[03:48:57] & elcasey :D

[03:49:35] & elcasey but not accountants

[03:49:41] & elcasey you need to follow the procedures

[03:50:06] & elcasey Naemuti: mate you seem smart af (which is unusual in corporate world :P)

[03:50:33] & elcasey Naemuti: and I haven't got a degree btw, I am a COMMUNITY college dropout

[03:50:48] & elcasey so don't ever feel like that matters

[03:51:40] & elcasey every tech job I've ever had wanted a "bachelors in computer science" and I am like "you're retarded, but also I HAVE EXPERIENCE DOING REAL WORK"

[03:52:06] & elcasey not bragging (ok a BIT) but I have people with masters degrees who work for ME, because all they have is school, and I know wtf I'm doing

[03:53:01] & elcasey but you DO have to get lucky and get a TECHNICAL hiring manager (i.e. the person you'll work for) interview you

[03:53:15] & elcasey that is what I got, and I admit it was pure luck

[03:53:36] & elcasey if I could go back in time, with what I know now, and I interviewed myself, I would not hire me

[03:53:51] & elcasey but the guy who interviewed saw whatever he saw in me, and he did hire me

[03:54:32] & elcasey and I was very loyal to him because of that for 7yrs

[03:54:47] & elcasey then I betrayed him (JOKE, I just moved to a different group in the company)

[03:55:19] & elcasey kaitphone: will you pls do my taxes now, I need dodges

[03:55:28] & elcasey and you are NJ

[03:55:37] & elcasey so you know all the secret loopholes ;D

[03:55:57] & elcasey I don't know nothin

[03:56:04] & elcasey yeah state is nothing, I mean Fed

[03:56:21] & elcasey Naemuti: shhhhh stfu, I'm building trust here

[03:56:38] & elcasey Naemuti: SEE, you go too hard right out of the gate!

[03:57:41] & elcasey Naemuti: joke's aside, I am known for going into a super fucked up project where the client hates us, and then mildly un-fucking it, and REbuilding client trust :P

[03:58:11] & elcasey https://youtu.be/xtiFjIVCu_k

[03:58:18] & elcasey see this is a song about me

[03:58:21] & elcasey WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[03:58:25] & elcasey I want rock and roll!

[03:58:45] & elcasey Naemuti: no I was fully srs about everything

[03:59:03] & elcasey kaitphone: I'm w-2 but I have 1099-DAs now

[03:59:55] & elcasey kaitphone: also was joking, I know I can't get around anything, so I am like a 1040-EZ case + the 1099s

[04:00:22] & elcasey I am like eww the USD, it's fake money

[04:00:42] & elcasey thanks, Trump

[04:00:50] & elcasey :D

[04:01:01] & elcasey he removed the home office deductions

[04:01:10] & elcasey well, "his first term" did

[04:01:12] & elcasey yeah

[04:01:29] & elcasey and now it's even more retarded, idk

[04:01:31] & elcasey Naemuti: :D

[04:01:48] & elcasey I voted for this asshole all 3x, and make your jokes

[04:01:54] & elcasey I feel so betrayed

[04:02:21] & elcasey but sweet Jesus of Nazareth, wtf was the alternative?!

[04:02:28] & elcasey kaitphone: go for it

[04:03:02] & elcasey wow cool, I am not laughing because ... that is literally what I would have done D:

[04:03:29] & elcasey but I had people telling me "well you like history, you wouldn't make any money at that"

[04:03:42] & elcasey thanks for discouraging me from going to university, cheers

[04:03:48] & elcasey ^

[04:04:42] & elcasey I am still super-pissed at my high school counselor (and my folks a bit) for going "OK, you're 18, you don't know anything, so here's your options - you can go to college, or you can join the Army, or you can get a job"

[04:04:45] & elcasey uh ...

[04:04:54] & elcasey no shit ... I figured that out on my own

[04:05:10] & elcasey this channel's rules are FUCK ALL RULES

[04:05:31] & elcasey Workaholics style

[04:06:01] & elcasey NiniGeo2: nice

[04:06:24] & elcasey I swear tae fuck, if Ozzy rises from his grave and says "No politics" I'll be amazed

[04:06:49] & elcasey don't what? who the fuck is even talking politics?

[04:07:01] & elcasey we're talking high school guidance

[04:07:19] & elcasey $beer End3r

[04:07:22] & elcasey ;)

[04:07:34] & elcasey cheers pal

[04:08:49] & elcasey kaitphone: ok so we DIDN'T go for history degrees (not sure if we've met the guidelines yet) ;P

[04:09:25] & elcasey but had I done so, and actually gotten a degree, my life would be completely different

[04:09:29] & elcasey better? no idea

[04:09:43] & elcasey you are quite mouthy :P

[04:10:19] & elcasey good friend of mine that I went through school with (oh sorry, WITH WHOM I went through school, kaitphone, you legal bitch)

[04:10:21] & elcasey ;D

[04:10:55] & elcasey good friend of mine, he got a MARKETING degree, and this was 2001, he was like "I could make 40K" and I was like HOLY SHIT BRO THAT'S AMAZING MONEY

[04:10:57] & elcasey xD

[04:11:24] & elcasey and he was like "nah, gonna get a law degree" and he's built an exceptionally successful estate law practice

[04:11:54] & elcasey through which my parents established a trust, so I'm very thankful :P

[04:12:19] & elcasey he's not a shyster though :P

[04:12:31] & elcasey :D

[04:12:37] & elcasey haha

[04:12:44] & elcasey well his name does end in -berg

[04:12:54] & elcasey so I know my money is safe with him

[04:13:14] & elcasey Korean though (half) haha

[04:13:35] & elcasey he is based AF

[04:13:50] & elcasey I need to get back in touch with him, we should go shoot our guns

[04:13:56] & elcasey (FL)

[04:14:27] & elcasey "So, how's my inheritance doing?" *BLAM*

[04:14:33] & elcasey "it's fine, I got you"

[04:14:41] & elcasey "ok cheers" *BLAM*

[04:15:15] & elcasey Milambar: :P no, it's Florida talk for going to exercise our God-given rights to shoot firearms ;D

[04:15:42] & elcasey whether or not we jerk each other off is another matter

[04:17:00] & elcasey Naemuti: ignore all these fairies

[04:17:25] & elcasey Naemuti: lol ok, join in then!

[04:18:56] & elcasey fuck, I was literally reaching for my pack of cigarettes and realized I quit smoking like 7yrs ago x)

[04:19:33] & elcasey cheers pal

[04:19:35] & elcasey drum?

[04:19:53] & elcasey I used to do rollies of Drum in my youth

[04:20:24] & elcasey very uncommon in the US, I had people tell me "you can't smoke weed in here" xD

[04:21:06] & elcasey Milambar: https://youtu.be/83LjNiwGCk4 (for the smoke)

[04:21:39] & elcasey KnownSyntax: I was born in 1980. I am the last of Gen X. My parents are literal boomers :P

[04:22:25] & elcasey Early Milennials are, in my opinion, depending on their basedness, honorary Xers

[04:22:27] & elcasey ;D

[04:22:43] & elcasey ok I'n bored of this video

[04:23:00] & elcasey https://youtu.be/XYM8VeOUolw?list=RDXYM8VeOUolw

[04:23:02] & elcasey more fun

[04:23:28] & elcasey nice

[04:23:32] & elcasey best generation IMO

[04:23:38] & elcasey (for obvs reasons kek)

[04:24:00] & elcasey i think it's a thing, I do

[04:24:46] & elcasey holy shit, it's 11:34pm here?

[04:24:50] & elcasey the day went by

[04:25:10] & elcasey yeah you right, I was 10mins off

[04:25:22] & elcasey I gotta get up early, I have a call at 3pm tomorrow HAHA

[04:25:39] & elcasey oh fuck I miss Sun

[04:25:47] & elcasey and Silicon Graphics

[04:26:06] & elcasey ^

[04:26:10] & elcasey fuck Oracle

[04:26:32] & elcasey Larry Ellison will never take what is OURS

[04:26:39] & elcasey he's gonna try though

[04:26:50] & elcasey and so is Peter Thiel

[04:26:59] & elcasey :(

[04:27:06] & elcasey ^

[04:27:28] & elcasey Naemuti: WELCOME TO THE LIMIT ~

[04:27:58] & elcasey Naemuti: this is what we have to do (and be) - https://youtu.be/DHOdyWLyUtI?list=RDDHOdyWLyUtI

[04:28:18] & elcasey "You're a disease. And I'm the cure."

[04:29:17] & elcasey niiice

[04:29:31] & elcasey I had a Sun monitor but I had killed in my move in 2017

[04:30:13] & elcasey actually, I take it back, it didn't get killed, I donated it

[04:30:18] & elcasey so I hope it went to a good home

[04:30:57] & elcasey But what about your dignity? ~

[04:31:00] & elcasey FEEL THE HEAT ~

[04:31:06] & elcasey see, this is the song

[04:32:09] & elcasey Naemuti: that's a shame, man :P

[04:32:15] & elcasey I meant the dignity lol

[04:32:57] & elcasey not really my speed to be fair

[04:38:29] & elcasey $beer Naemuti

[04:39:10] & elcasey не за что

[04:39:57] & elcasey :D

[04:40:17] & elcasey $help

[04:40:31] & elcasey End3r: what's the menu?

[04:40:45] & elcasey $menu

[04:41:02] & elcasey cheers

[04:41:06] & elcasey $barhelp

[04:41:41] & elcasey $tea Milambar

[04:47:19] & elcasey https://youtu.be/OKzsOyZVvy0

[04:51:23] & elcasey no (and I'm not tryna be a prick, I swear), I just saw more invoices from contractors to do shit before I can even sell my house, and so I started drinking

[04:51:39] & elcasey Naemuti: cawntractas

[04:53:40] & elcasey good-natured racial jokes are the funniest kind, so that needs to come back

[04:55:15] & elcasey ^

[04:55:23] & elcasey it was all fun back then

[04:56:29] & elcasey this is highly funny - https://youtu.be/L7QF32mxftE?list=RDL7QF32mxftE

[04:56:58] & elcasey Come on, boys!

[04:57:00] & elcasey xD

[04:57:45] & elcasey I get no kick from champagne ~

[04:57:48] & elcasey OOOO OOOOOOO

[04:57:50] & elcasey xD

[04:58:18] & elcasey Naemuti: THE SHERRIFF IS NEAR

[04:58:21] & elcasey xD

[04:58:35] & elcasey oh Lord have mercy

[04:59:24] & elcasey my favourite is still "I'm paying you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots" xDDD

[04:59:52] & elcasey ^

[05:00:17] & elcasey sir, he requested two NiggEEERS, well to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch

[05:00:50] & elcasey oh, I'm on the list now

[05:01:06] & elcasey also my lights shut themselves off, which means it's midnight! D:

[05:01:17] & elcasey this is one of the best films of all time

[05:02:07] & elcasey Milambar: D: but I'm a CITIZEN, it CAN'T BE

[05:02:14] & elcasey NO

[05:02:34] & elcasey "Sir, we had reports you looked Hispanic"

[05:03:12] & elcasey a good Mass band

[05:03:34] & elcasey bit heavy for me right now

[05:03:46] & elcasey I gotta get good and vodka-drunk on Friday and we'll fire this up

[05:04:06] & elcasey :D

[05:04:10] & elcasey quality

[05:04:23] & elcasey "Hey, you queers wanna hear a song?"

[05:04:27] & elcasey CITIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN ~

[05:04:57] & elcasey the fuckin state of (not Massachusetts) everything when a fucking PINT costs $4

[05:05:20] & elcasey so much for dawlah beeahs

[05:05:40] & elcasey fucking ridiculous

[05:05:57] & elcasey I don't wahna

[05:06:21] & elcasey this is why I drink in my house

[05:06:29] & elcasey I used to be the king of the bah room

[05:06:54] & elcasey Naemuti: https://youtu.be/yicP7ZEEz1k

[05:06:58] & elcasey Cunt cawp

[05:07:31] & elcasey Naemuti: I definitely did NOT go into South Boston :D

[05:07:58] & elcasey I got my rental cah from Avis, and I went to fuckin Mahlbrah

[05:08:09] & elcasey nice

[05:08:18] & elcasey shame

[05:08:22] & elcasey everything is fucked now

[05:08:32] & elcasey !bang

[05:08:35] & elcasey !bang

[05:08:37] & elcasey !bang

[05:08:40] & elcasey YES

[05:08:47] & elcasey I got that cawsuckah

[05:09:01] & elcasey GOLDEN SLAYER

[05:09:05] & elcasey <---

[05:09:54] & elcasey Naemuti: me and my pal (from The Town) also do the cranberry juice "what is it, ya fuck period?" joke too, a lawt

[05:10:05] & elcasey +ing

[05:10:16] & elcasey look, we have a few drinks, alright, Christ, take it easy

[05:11:13] & elcasey Naemuti: hey how do you feel about the BAND Boston?

[05:11:25] & elcasey ^

[05:11:27] & elcasey correct

[05:11:29] & elcasey they ah

[05:11:49] & elcasey https://youtu.be/t4QK8RxCAwo?list=RDt4QK8RxCAwo

[05:12:10] & elcasey @randon - play this to her

[05:12:21] & elcasey and be like "this is how I feel about you, honey"

[05:12:45] & elcasey idk, i fucked up every relationship I was ever in, maybe don't listen to me

[05:13:25] & elcasey Naemuti: let's grow fuckin good mustaches and hair like these guys

[05:13:43] & elcasey she never enjoys ANYTHING

[05:13:46] & elcasey the bitch

[05:14:19] & elcasey I closed my HI-EYES and she SLIPPED AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ~

[05:15:25] & elcasey hang on, you paid money to not have a fuckin amazing moustache?!

[05:15:39] & elcasey :D

[05:16:02] & elcasey different generations, I suppose

[05:16:20] & elcasey although I literally recently just shaved my whole beard and mustache off

[05:16:31] & elcasey but it was all grey

[05:17:58] & elcasey christ it's a double-whammy on me

[05:18:40] & elcasey https://youtu.be/RmD7-BO6EbM?list=RDRmD7-BO6EbM

[05:18:46] & elcasey Y E S

[05:19:18] & elcasey Naemuti: can you even fuckin imagine this pahty at the gahden live in 77

[05:19:56] & elcasey my dad woulda been like "fuckin hippie shits, round em up" (cos he was a cawp)

[05:20:17] & elcasey come on girls, get em OUT!

[05:20:37] & elcasey cop material :D

[05:21:33] & elcasey shit happens

[05:21:45] & elcasey wife beater is where I draw the line, so fair fucks

[05:21:52] & elcasey likewise, my pop

[05:22:07] & elcasey not a racist at all, though, he got mad at me a few times

[05:22:36] & elcasey try going to an all-black middle school (as a nerd kid) and tell me you don't become a bit racist, no offense

[05:23:20] & elcasey well you grow up and you learn a few things and it all evens out

[05:23:51] & elcasey but if you have black kids punching you in the face and spitting on you and stealing your shit, you don't have a great opinion of them for a while

[05:24:38] & elcasey well I'm 46 so that ship has sailed

[05:24:52] & elcasey well, no, not yet. next tuesday i will be.

[05:25:01] & elcasey so I got a week HA

[05:25:59] & elcasey oh you got time, but I get it

[05:26:15] & elcasey I said the same thing, and then made sure it happened

[05:26:37] & elcasey https://youtu.be/EO6JN3LLTz8

[05:27:02] & elcasey Naemuti: becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy

[05:27:53] & elcasey you got good taste in music :)

[05:28:27] & elcasey I married the company and have the bottle as my mistress and that is not good

[05:30:16] & elcasey idk I was a piece of shit before I got this job too

[05:30:32] & elcasey but I HAVE FUN

[05:31:03] & elcasey if you have a gal, be nice to her

[05:31:44] & elcasey you're a good shit :D

[05:31:51] & elcasey that's Mass talk, right?:

[05:32:33] & elcasey Naemuti: I had a pal from Foxboro, weed dealer (not mine, it was his job), he used to say that

[05:32:53] & elcasey he's a good shit

[05:33:29] & elcasey fuckin guy's income was "money on the street" and sport betting

[05:33:58] & elcasey Milambar: why you tryna demoralise the guy, no good

[05:34:18] & elcasey Naemuti

[05:34:23] & elcasey he's my new pal

[05:34:30] & elcasey gtfo

[05:34:46] & elcasey lmao

[05:34:57] & elcasey well forgive me, if this true, I assumed you were a fella

[05:35:05] & elcasey it's the internet after all

[05:35:50] & elcasey nice, I'll sell some crypto at a loss and bet on the Pats

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