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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

[02:55:40] + kaitphone Bawston

[02:56:15] + kaitphone That's not saying much

[02:56:31] + kaitphone Also depends where in Newark

[02:56:35] + kaitphone Hai

[02:56:53] + kaitphone I'm often in the North Ward/Forest Hill sections of Newark

[02:56:59] + kaitphone The airport is in Eluzabeth

[02:57:17] + kaitphone Elizabeth is a shithole

[02:57:35] + kaitphone Yeah

[02:57:42] + kaitphone I went to school like right there

[02:58:31] + kaitphone I still live nearby

[02:59:00] + kaitphone Lol

[02:59:34] + kaitphone I can honestly say parts of Newark and Paterson aren't bad at all

[02:59:44] + kaitphone Newark Airport is fucked in a lot of ways

[02:59:50] + kaitphone I hate driving around it.

[02:59:53] + kaitphone Yes it is

[03:00:16] + kaitphone Of the three major international airports in the area, I fucking HATE LaGuardia the most

[03:00:45] + kaitphone You're in Queens. They have a neighborhood called Flushing.

[03:00:49] + kaitphone Nuff said.

[03:01:23] + kaitphone The traffic around it is shit

[03:05:54] + kaitphone Lmfao

[03:41:45] + kaitphone You should see the amount I have had to clean up when taking over someone's bookkeeping

[03:42:15] + kaitphone I once had someone who mixed up accounts receivable and accounts payable

[03:42:53] + kaitphone I looked at her and I straight up asked her if she was naturally this stupid or did she practice it at night like for a fucking recital

[03:43:20] + kaitphone "what's the difference?!"

[03:43:51] + kaitphone Seriously. How the fuck are you a bookkeeper and you don't know the difference between AR and AP?!

[03:44:09] + kaitphone I also had a newly minted CPA asking last year what counted as fixed assets

[03:44:22] + kaitphone Let's just say my desk acquired a new dent in it.

[03:44:40] + kaitphone I won't say how that dent happened.

[03:44:58] + kaitphone I don't but I could probably figure it out.

[03:45:39] + kaitphone I also had someone who didn't know what ACH payments were on a bank statement.

[03:45:45] + kaitphone And she was a 35+ year bookkeeper.

[03:46:03] + kaitphone ^^^^^^

[03:46:29] + kaitphone Almost as dumb as store managers.

[03:47:04] + kaitphone When I worked at a grocery store as a lead bookkeeper, my store manager had closed with someone the night before. I opened the next morning and the safe was not locked.

[03:47:21] + kaitphone My night crew chief said he could hear me screaming by the back loading dock.

[03:48:21] + kaitphone I had to call my district manager AND my loss prevention head to let them know as well. AND I had to count every fucking penny in those drawers.

[03:48:28] + kaitphone All before the store opened.

[03:48:41] + kaitphone Me

[03:48:46] + kaitphone No

[03:48:55] + kaitphone I was so LIVID.

[03:49:24] + kaitphone Because the night crew has doors opening and closing to let cleaning crews in or outside vendors....

[03:49:26] + kaitphone Yeah.

[03:49:37] + kaitphone Or loading from trailers.

[03:49:40] + kaitphone Yeah

[03:49:45] + kaitphone Exactly

[03:50:31] + kaitphone So imagine coming in first thing in the morning, finding the safe unlocked from the previous night, and having to count all the shit in less than thirty minutes.

[03:50:47] + kaitphone I have a college degree.

[03:52:19] + kaitphone Sometimes that works out better.

[03:53:25] + kaitphone My husband has a bachelor's in comp sci and he's a lead software engineer, but he has told me his company tests coding capabilities before hiring.

[03:54:29] + kaitphone Lmao you shoulda heard the crazy shit I heard last year during tax season for business tax write offs or valid out of pocket medical.

[03:55:05] + kaitphone I had someone try and pass off OF as a valid business expense.

[03:55:27] + kaitphone Yeah sure

[03:55:48] + kaitphone Actually I do know a lot of loopholes

[03:55:56] + kaitphone Florida's aren't too bad though.

[03:56:08] + kaitphone NiniGeo2: true!

[03:56:30] + kaitphone Nah, only thing you can't trust me with is chocolate.

[03:56:54] + kaitphone I don't fuck with other people's money

[03:57:30] + kaitphone Ew

[03:58:41] + kaitphone elcasey: are you on w-2 or 1099?

[03:59:47] + kaitphone Ew crypto

[03:59:52] + kaitphone I like food

[03:59:57] + kaitphone I'm just a bit picky

[04:00:30] + kaitphone One thing I've had to tell people is that they cannot deduct work expenses if w-2

[04:00:47] + kaitphone Rofl

[04:01:06] + kaitphone Yep

[04:01:32] + kaitphone Croaks?

[04:02:17] + kaitphone elcasey: want a good laugh as to what my degree is in?

[04:02:42] + kaitphone I have a bachelor's in history and a minor in political science

[04:03:12] + kaitphone Yes, I had planned on going to law school.

[04:03:25] + kaitphone Didn't work out. Long story there.

[04:03:58] + kaitphone My mom tried to convince me to get a teaching degree or certificate

[04:04:02] + kaitphone But fuck dem kids

[04:04:19] + kaitphone And fuck the public schools lately.

[04:04:46] + kaitphone Teachers haven't been able to manage their classrooms cause parents cry

[04:05:54] + kaitphone Some of us wouldn't mind being fucked.

[04:05:57] + kaitphone Naemuti:

[04:07:05] + kaitphone ^

[04:09:07] + kaitphone Lmao

[04:09:35] + kaitphone I've been told I'd have made a good lawyer

[04:09:49] + kaitphone Damn right

[04:10:06] + kaitphone Knew it

[04:10:21] + kaitphone Milambar: I don't feel like catching a charge this week

[04:11:17] + kaitphone Honestly. I really like bookkeeping

[04:12:32] + kaitphone Just a putz?

[04:12:52] + kaitphone Haha

[04:14:56] + kaitphone ^

[04:16:33] + kaitphone How do you jerk off a jerk?

[04:18:10] + kaitphone Naemuti: did you include yournamehere in that?

[04:18:48] + kaitphone I would also include deadly

[04:19:32] + kaitphone Gross

[04:20:27] + kaitphone No, in Florida, they light it with a firework.

[04:21:47] + kaitphone Lol

[04:21:51] + kaitphone 1987 here

[04:22:29] + kaitphone Maturity is a state of mind.

[04:22:51] + kaitphone But it's also more fun to have a mind living in the gutter.

[04:23:51] + kaitphone I'm more of a xennial

[04:24:55] + kaitphone 11:24 here

[04:24:58] + kaitphone Tf

[04:40:34] + kaitphone https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/klivXfsh/1989.jpg

[16:32:11] + kaitphone Hai ily

[16:32:28] + kaitphone rails: you fucking suck ❤️

[16:36:20] + kaitphone Sleepy, you?

[20:01:57] + kaitphone deadly: bitch

[20:03:07] + kaitphone deadly:

[20:03:24] + kaitphone No one cares

[20:04:04] + kaitphone h4 has nothing else better to do in his life than talk shit. Pathetic. Why call him out for it?

[20:04:43] + kaitphone deadly: you're surprised? I've been saying he's two faced for months now.

[20:04:50] + kaitphone Thanks for also calling him out.

[20:04:55] + kaitphone Naemuti ^

[20:05:05] + kaitphone Milambar: ^

[20:06:24] + kaitphone Doubt

[20:06:58] + kaitphone Use condoms

[20:08:49] + kaitphone antitheus: use gloves

[20:09:00] + kaitphone He's talks so much shit he's covered in it

[20:09:14] + kaitphone ComputerTech:

[20:09:25] + kaitphone And deadly called him out

[20:10:08] + kaitphone I call bullshit.

[20:10:28] + kaitphone You're just mad cause people are blowing your shit

[20:11:37] + kaitphone deadly:

[20:11:56] + kaitphone There's an easy way to settle thos

[20:11:58] + kaitphone This*

[20:12:04] + kaitphone Screenshots/logs

[20:13:01] + kaitphone Seriously you're just mad cause your spot got blown up

[20:14:49] + kaitphone No one likes two faced cunts :)

[20:56:06] + kaitphone Carole king

[20:57:09] + kaitphone Peters

[20:59:16] + kaitphone Madonna

[20:59:52] + kaitphone Johannesburg

[21:00:03] + kaitphone Yuuuuge

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