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ComputerTech
wiggles around socraticDev
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ComputerTech
changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech || Happy Paddies day!!!
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Dragon
hi futureworld
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Dragon
how's the paddies
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ComputerTech
flops on Dragon x1000
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End3r
I will not stand for sibling fights
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End3r
knock it off you two
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Naemuti
changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech || Happy Paddies day!!! || ComputerTech FIX IT
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End3r
shimmeringvoid ComputerTech and OrangeJuice are my kids.
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shimmeringvoid
lol wait - like actual kids or you just adopt em
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Terry4
Terry4
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kaitphone
Considering he doesn't get fucked regularly ...
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shimmeringvoid
if they are yer spawn imma laugh long into the night
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shimmeringvoid
ComputerTech shhh, trying to clap yer daddies cheeks here
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kaitphone
You're too busy yapping and farting around. Stfu.
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Naemuti
i want my cheeks clapped next
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Naemuti
how long is the line
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Naemuti
older than me even
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kaitphone
And 10000% better than you
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ComputerTech
set mode +v shimmeringvoid
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid i like thta attitude
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ComputerTech
i already got a real dad, End3r is my irc dad
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kaitphone
Is that how you're a complete idiot?
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ComputerTech
where you from? and do i know you/do you know me?
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid where abouts you on this lil globe
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End3r
pulls off his belt
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kaitphone
OrangeJuice: join the club. Long ass list there.
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ComputerTech
lame joke, come up with something new OrangeJuice smh
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ComputerTech
Rukia_Kuchiki tells enough sheep jokes to sicken it
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ComputerTech
at least kaitphone comes up with new insults lately
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ComputerTech
Rukia_Kuchiki can't apparently, so don't you start also lol
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End3r
does she though?
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End3r
.owner
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shimmeringvoid
End3r you put that belt back on unless yer gonna bully me
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kaitphone
shimmeringvoid: cause he's an egotistical douche
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End3r
tell me those two aren't fucking siblings
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kaitphone
Jesus fucking christ you two were clearly not spanked enough as kids
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End3r
kaitphone I blame myself
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End3r
sounds about right
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kaitphone
One drunken idiot and a fruit juice
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shimmeringvoid
preference to the fuck with a side order of belt
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kaitphone
He's a better version of annoying4
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shimmeringvoid
ComputerTech who are you? I thought this was Drama Class. Where the fuck am I?
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid are you another Syndus
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Rizon
set mode +h kaitphone
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ComputerTech
kaitphone i thought you liked syndus
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shimmeringvoid
And I'd not sell my scrot to a hobo for a kondike bar
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ComputerTech
ok ok, so did you just come back today or what lol
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End3r
$w Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
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glitchy
🌍 Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin · ⛅ Mostly Cloudy · 🌡️ -9.5°C (15.0°F) · 💧 73% humidity · 🌬️ 22.1 km/h (13.7 mph) ↖NW · ☁️ 72% cloud · 🌧️ 0.0 mm/hr · 📊 1015 hPa
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kaitphone
I hate him a lot less than I hate you
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shimmeringvoid
Holy dilly fucks why Wisconsin Rapids End3r ?
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Techy
Location: Arona, España | Conditions: Partly Cloudy ☁️ | Temperature: 17.2°C (62.9°F) | Pressure: 1013.73 hPa | Humidity: 76% | Precip: 0.0 mm/h | Wind: 6.2 km/h / 3.8 mph from N | Cloud cover: 56%
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shimmeringvoid
Don't be a fuck waddle - I'm actually at work :P
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shimmeringvoid
I stop working kinda like a big boy locomotoive stops working
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kaitphone
Why I left the grocery store
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shimmeringvoid
I shat a wad on the side of the tracks and now people are pissed
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kaitphone
Wasn't getting paid enough to fix everyone's shit
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shimmeringvoid
I get paid to fuckin suck a whole bunch of vendor dick and fondle serious scrot so my client can stick fibre cards in their running nas, blow it's guts across the wall, and have it replaced under "warranty"
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Naemuti
i like this void guy already
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End3r
shimmeringvoid
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shimmeringvoid
I'm so sorry I've lied to you that badly Naemuti
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End3r
I too work in IT
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kaitphone
You missed him a few years ago when Void was an even bigger asshole.
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shimmeringvoid
You know EXACTLY what I'm fuckin talkin about End3r
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End3r
I work for a MSP
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End3r
so yes.
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kaitphone
I'm a bookkeeper and I also do people's taxes
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End3r
I love when you tell somebody to restart their machine and so they log out
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End3r
in 2026
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shimmeringvoid
Hired for Systems Admin - dumped into heading security, backing up the network administrator, fuckin....I'm the goddamn oh shit wagon
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End3r
I was hired for tier 1
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End3r
paid for tier 1
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End3r
fuck that, let's give him a network admin hat too
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End3r
okay cool I guess
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End3r
just pay me for tier 2 or 3 shit
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End3r
hey socraticDev how are you?
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shimmeringvoid
Yup. Network Admin is being eaten by marketing. Who is rebuilding a bunch of networks? This guy. While spinning out PKI on the side cuz why the fuck not
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End3r
been pissed off since about 2pm my time. got into it with my boss
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End3r
loves his job but, R E D A C T E D
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Techy
ComputerTech thinks End3r meant to say: loves his cock but, R E D A C T E D
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End3r
should have made that a blackout with mirc code or something
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End3r
ComputerTech I can /kill you now.
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ComputerTech
abuse, you'd be killing 2 levels higher oper than you
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End3r
he's pulling out his epeen
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ComputerTech
pets End3r
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End3r
ComputerTech it isn't abuse if requested, right?
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Quackbot
💀 A BOSS DUCK has appeared with 13 HP! Everyone !bang to take it down! [Weather: 🌪️ Stormy]
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Quackbot
End3r > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 12 HP left. [+10 xp]
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Quackbot
End3r > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 11 HP left. [+10 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* Your gun jammed! [AMMO WASTED]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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End3r
help me kill the goddamn duck ppl
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 1]
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Quackbot
End3r > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 10 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 9 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 8 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 7 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
End3r > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 6 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 5 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 4 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
End3r > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 3 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 2 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
End3r > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 1 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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Quackbot
End3r > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 0]
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woodwose
quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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Quackbot
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the BOSS DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+5 xp]
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Quackbot
💀 Boss duck defeated! Contributors: ADMIRAL_HUBRIS(8 hits, +30XP) | End3r(5 hits, +19XP)
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End3r
!reload
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Quackbot
End3r > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 1]
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End3r
weeeee
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End3r
high fives ADMIRAL_HUBRIS
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End3r
I have a better idea
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glitchy
🌿 3... Get ready...
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glitchy
🔥 2... Spark it...
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glitchy
💨 1... Inhale...
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glitchy
Roll a fat one, spark it, and pass the vibes 🙌🍁
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End3r
passes the joint to glitchy. hit and pass to someone.
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ComputerTech
pets parabirb
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End3r
oh yeah, ai is off in here
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End3r
glares at ComputerTech
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End3r
you are spammy
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End3r
Irish cuck
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End3r
wanna fight?
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Naemuti
cucking is based waow
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid I'm irish but i no longer live in ireland
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ComputerTech
and the politics up in the north is shite
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shimmeringvoid
I'd take ireland over several months of snow tbh
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ComputerTech
(assuming you're telling the truth that you're from ireland lol)
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Techy
Location: Arona, España | Conditions: Partly Cloudy ☁️ | Temperature: 17.1°C (62.7°F) | Pressure: 1013.55 hPa | Humidity: 76% | Precip: 0.0 mm/h | Wind: 5.9 km/h / 3.7 mph from N | Cloud cover: 55%
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Naemuti
i'd also gladly take ireland
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glitchy
🌍 Lynn Haven, Florida · ☀️ Clear · 🌡️ 8.7°C (47.6°F) · 💧 56% humidity · 🌬️ 22.6 km/h (14.0 mph) ↖NW · ☁️ 2% cloud · 🌧️ 0.0 mm/hr · 📊 1018 hPa
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ComputerTech
Naemuti you just want your fish n chips with curry
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glitchy
⚠️ 1 active weather alert(s) for Lynn Haven, Florida — use $wa to receive details via PM.
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Naemuti
no i want hot irish women
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shimmeringvoid
ComputerTech I'm a goddamn mutt. I'm Irish, Scottish, BASTARD CHILD OF THE ENGLISH ROYAL FAMILY!!! Also got lotta German in me and some indian and some african and fuckin...
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End3r
Naemuti you and me both, girl
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid yeah but where you brought up
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End3r
Irish chicks are hawt
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End3r
yeah, I already figured out where abouts you are
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shimmeringvoid
ComputerTech how boutcha tell me that to me face after four pints <3
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End3r
I just wish these arctic blasts were done for a while
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End3r
give us more in august
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shimmeringvoid
Tired of you twats goddamn drinking beer and pissing it out and thinking you can drink.
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End3r
pussy ass kids, I drank 151 straight at the clubs
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End3r
ComputerTech and I are straight Irish whiskey drinkers
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End3r
He loves his prosecco though
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shimmeringvoid
we are gonna be friends or yer waking up with a sore butthole
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ComputerTech
adding anything to whiskey including ice to whiskey is a pussy move
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End3r
he's got that fufu in him
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End3r
not if you say "no homo"
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shimmeringvoid
ComputerTech I'm pan, I'll fuck yer dad and yer mum - ye old parental bisexual sandwich
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Naemuti
ComputerTech it's fine to add stuff to whatever you're drinking cause i know it's not good shit
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid i'll break yer legs and blow up your car
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Naemuti
cause you're spelling it whiskey
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ComputerTech
Naemuti tullamore dew is fine whiskey
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End3r
shimmeringvoid you remind me of a guy I know named Paul.
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Naemuti
yeah but is it whisky
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shimmeringvoid
ComputerTech fuck me, don't threaten me with a good time you sonofabitch!
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End3r
wait what
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End3r
i missed something
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ComputerTech
End3r tell Naemuti tullamore dew is good shit
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shimmeringvoid
End3r I don't actually know anyone named Paul.
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End3r
my #1 go to
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End3r
shimmeringvoid well, yoiu remind me of him
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shimmeringvoid
And the only Paul that comes to mind is a pussy ass faggot that can be hit by a bus
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Syndus
Dude that's rhuarc
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End3r
New here?
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End3r
Fresh Meat.
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shimmeringvoid
Why does everyone think I'm new. Jesus christ I was fucking half of ya in my highschool fantasies while the planes hit the towers
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Number1Stunna
hi shimmeringvoid welcome to the channel
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Number1Stunna
one of the first rules of making friends on irc is to treat people the way you want to be treated
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shimmeringvoid
Tho Syndus ya have a point - I got quotes from 2014 and ealier lmao
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End3r
shimmeringvoid++
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glitchy
🆙 Karma boost! shimmeringvoid gained 1 karma ✨ (🎯 1 in #computertech | 🌐 1 global)
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End3r
.voice shimmeringvoid
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shimmeringvoid
gropes Number1Stunna's ass
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid when was the last time you were on rizon?
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End3r
ooh nvm lol
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End3r
the day before.
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ComputerTech
nods
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shimmeringvoid
licks the infant
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shimmeringvoid
I was around and being a TITANIC cock fucker in #dattebayo
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ComputerTech
akills shimmeringvoid
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End3r
jesus christ you young bastards
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End3r
ComputerTech I claim this one.
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kaitphone
blake: rarely comes around
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shimmeringvoid
$tell blake say hi to me you goddamn faggot <3
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glitchy
shimmeringvoid: I'll pass that on when blake is around.
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End3r
shimmeringvoid what was your old handle?
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End3r
main here
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End3r
I think I met you
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End3r
I am always End3r here, since the second year being up
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shimmeringvoid
I keep tellin him to get his dumbass back in here
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kaitphone
He also fucks Audi daily
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End3r
damn, that was like 16 or 17 years ago
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shimmeringvoid
You leave my goddamn chocolate thunder outta this kaitphone
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End3r
.access list shimmeringvoid
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kaitphone
Especially after he knocked up one of his side chicks
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shimmeringvoid
He told me I could raw dog that ass without lube
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ComputerTech
shimmeringvoid you know audi? based
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shimmeringvoid
next time I'm in indy I'm bending him over his girls legs and showing em how an ass gets fucked.
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End3r
we are better for it
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ComputerTech
shifty eyes
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kaitphone
You're about as innocent as ComputerTech in a barn
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End3r
he shags them
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End3r
it is on video
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End3r
He's a sheep shagger.