IRC Driven

[00:05:39] * cryptexx0 joined #computertech

[00:06:09] ACCIDENTALSTREETS hi Sinus

[00:10:20] + Quackbot ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: ☀️ Clear]

[00:11:21] + Quackbot \o< *quack* The duck waddles away safely.

[00:18:17] * jabra quit (Quit: XDCC Browser 4.52 .... www.XDCCBrowser.com)

[00:18:21] * jabra joined #computertech

[00:23:33] + wobotkoala sudo moo

[00:23:33] + glitchy 🐄⚡ Super Cow Powers activated! (+10 moos!)

[00:23:34] + wobotkoala moo

[00:23:34] + glitchy apt install moo

[00:31:17] + Syndus Moo!

[00:31:17] + glitchy Moo on the rocks

[00:33:54] & Milambar Fart!

[00:34:33] & PapaFrog Shit.

[00:34:59] & ComputerTech fag

[00:35:08] burnout ^

[00:35:11] & PapaFrog ComputerTech: Stop talking to yourself.

[00:35:13] & Milambar You're finally coming out, ComputerTech?

[00:35:18] & ComputerTech no u

[00:36:24] + Quackbot ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: 🌧️ Rainy]

[00:36:36] @ url !bang

[00:36:36] + Quackbot url > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]

[00:36:39] @ url !bang

[00:36:40] + Quackbot url > *BANG* You hit the GOLDEN DUCK for 1 damage! It has 2 HP left. [+15 xp] [Total ducks: 0]

[00:36:44] @ url !bang

[00:36:45] + Quackbot url > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]

[00:36:45] + wobotkoala !bang

[00:36:45] + Quackbot wobotkoala > *click* Your gun jammed! [AMMO WASTED]

[00:36:48] @ url !bang

[00:36:48] + Quackbot url > *BANG* You missed the duck! [-1 XP]

[00:36:50] @ url !bang

[00:36:51] + Quackbot url > *BANG* You hit the GOLDEN DUCK for 1 damage! It has 1 HP left. [+15 xp] [Total ducks: 0]

[00:36:51] + wobotkoala !reload

[00:36:51] + Quackbot wobotkoala > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 1]

[00:36:54] + wobotkoala !bang

[00:36:54] + Quackbot wobotkoala > *BANG* You hit the GOLDEN DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+45 xp] [Total ducks: 3]

[00:36:54] + Quackbot wobotkoala > The golden duck dropped a Buy Gun Back! [Added to inventory]

[00:36:56] & ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[00:36:56] + Quackbot ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]

[00:37:06] & ADMIRAL_HUBRIS doh!

[00:37:07] + wobotkoala !shop

[00:37:11] @ url :/

[00:37:14] + Quackbot wobotkoala > Check your notices for the shop menu.

[00:37:16] & ComputerTech !rearm ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[00:37:16] + Quackbot [ADMIN] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS has been rearmed by ComputerTech

[00:37:17] & ComputerTech c:

[00:38:00] @ url !duckstats

[00:38:09] + wobotkoala !duckstats

[00:38:09] @ url !reload

[00:38:10] + Quackbot url > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 4]

[00:38:19] & ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !reload

[00:38:19] + Quackbot ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun is already loaded!

[00:38:21] + wobotkoala !reload

[00:38:21] + Quackbot wobotkoala > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 0]

[00:38:23] & Milambar !disarm url

[00:38:34] & ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !shop 2

[00:38:34] + Quackbot ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Successfully purchased Magazine for 15 XP! Stored in inventory (x4). Remaining XP: 932

[00:38:36] + wobotkoala $mug Boliver

[00:38:36] + glitchy 🧲 🪤 wobotkoala, the 🏛️ Crime Lord sets a trap for Boliver, the 🏛️ Crime Lord and walks away with 47,793,862,540,952 coins! 🪙 🐋(whale-protected) | wobotkoala: 79,181,565,469,136 | Boliver: 655,057,057,178,946 💼

[00:38:41] @ url !globaltop

[00:38:41] + Quackbot Top XP: 🥇 url 5849XP #url | 🥈 url 3440XP #3nd3r | 🥉 antitheus 1107XP #computertech | #4 admiral_hubris 932XP #computertech | #5 clive_rosfield 895XP #chat

[00:39:08] & therock247uk ComputerTech!

[00:39:46] & ComputerTech rocky <3

[00:39:51] & therock247uk <3

[00:39:55] & ComputerTech sup man

[00:40:01] & therock247uk not much

[00:40:03] & therock247uk you?

[00:40:14] & ComputerTech nm

[00:40:29] & elcasey y'all been rockin 24/7 in the UK?

[00:40:35] & therock247uk lol

[00:40:37] & elcasey :D

[00:40:37] & ComputerTech huh

[00:40:38] & ComputerTech :P

[00:40:42] * ComputerTech hands elcasey a beer

[00:40:52] & elcasey cheers pal

[00:41:07] NiniGeo2 Wew happy weekend, C.T.

[00:41:15] & Milambar No ComputerTech. Budweiser is a soft drink. Hand him a decent beer

[00:41:54] & ComputerTech NiniGeo2 <3

[00:41:56] * ComputerTech hands Milambar a pepsi

[00:42:06] & ComputerTech Milambar it was a dorada

[00:42:35] NiniGeo2 ^_____^

[00:42:43] * ComputerTech set mode +v NiniGeo2

[00:42:45] & ComputerTech how's NiniGeo2

[00:42:46] & ComputerTech ~

[00:43:30] & elcasey heh I got me a nice bourbon right now with a little lemonade

[00:43:32] & elcasey everything is good

[00:45:13] & elcasey I think I'll go drive my truck for a bit

[00:45:18] & elcasey in Euro Truck Sim 2 HA HA

[00:46:39] & therock247uk lol

[00:46:50] & therock247uk not played that in years

[00:48:15] * Milambar chews on the pepsi

[00:48:53] + NiniGeo2 I'm okok!

[00:49:09] + NiniGeo2 I had a good week this past week 'cuz the appliance repairman finally came to repair my dishwasher! :)

[00:49:24] + NiniGeo2 It had been broken for 5 months. I had to do all of my dishes by hand and they just never come out as sparkly clean...

[00:52:40] & elcasey therock247uk: I love it, been playing it the whole 15yrs it's been out

[00:52:53] & therock247uk nice!

[00:54:06] * DarkTemplar quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)

[00:54:37] & Milambar NiniGeo2: what was wrong with your wife?

[00:55:17] + NiniGeo2 Huh?

[00:55:23] + NiniGeo2 I don't have a wife.

[00:55:35] & Milambar but you said your dishwasher was broken

[00:55:39] & Milambar so what was wrong with her

[00:55:42] & elcasey Milambar: xD

[00:55:46] & therock247uk lol

[00:56:00] & elcasey that made me chuckle

[00:56:07] & Milambar :)

[00:56:11] + NiniGeo2 Ooooooooooooooh

[00:56:19] + NiniGeo2 Yeah that went right over my head :P

[00:56:27] & Milambar lol

[00:56:38] & Milambar its probably a bit bad and sexist of me too

[00:56:43] * Milambar hides from kaitphone

[00:56:47] & elcasey was funny, that's what matters

[00:56:48] + Quackbot ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: ☀️ Clear]

[00:57:06] & Milambar !bef

[00:57:06] + Quackbot Milambar > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 5]

[01:00:02] % kaitphone You better run

[01:00:38] * woskova quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[01:03:58] * Milambar hides behind the meep brothers

[01:05:02] * Netsplit 3 users quit: Ping ↔ timeout:

Click to toggle user list

calibre calibre calibre

[01:05:57] * woskova joined #computertech

[01:06:58] * LimitServ set mode +l 334

[01:09:11] * calibre joined #computertech

[01:10:15] % kaitphone I'll let Cookie slap you

[01:11:24] + NiniGeo2 Cat-slap?

[01:19:40] * Milambar catslaps NiniGeo2

[01:19:41] & PapaFrog CAT SLAP FEVER!

[01:20:40] + NiniGeo2 Ow, my face! D:

[01:21:04] & Milambar Your face?

[01:21:11] & Milambar I would never hit someones face

[01:23:30] + wobotkoala $mug Boliver

[01:23:31] + glitchy 🧤 🚔 CRITICAL FAIL! wobotkoala, the 🏛️ Crime Lord faceplants, drops 250,000 coins, and gets tossed in jail for 10m. 🔒 🍌 Banana trap! Boliver had 15% slip chance. | wobotkoala: 79,181,565,219,134 | Boliver: 622,376,370,561,261 🪙

[01:23:35] + wobotkoala moo

[01:23:35] + glitchy 404: Moo not found

[01:23:43] + wobotkoala sudo moo

[01:23:43] + glitchy 🐄⚡ Super Cow Powers activated! (+10 moos!)

[01:24:34] * Milambar makes a ceramic Boliver mug

[01:29:01] + Quackbot ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: ☀️ Clear]

[01:30:02] + Quackbot \o< The duck disappears into the distance.

[01:34:16] ~ End3r $curse on

[01:34:16] + glitchy ⚖️ VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE ACTIVATED in #computertech. Inappropriate language will result in an automated fine. Enjoy your San Angeles experience! 🏙️🤖

[01:34:24] ~ End3r this should be fun

[01:34:32] & PapaFrog Fuck a duck.

[01:34:32] + glitchy ❄️ Even in cryo-stasis PapaFrog shouldn't be dreaming about words like "fuck". Verbal Morality Statute §2.1: 1 credit fine upon thawing. 🧊⚖️

[01:34:59] & PapaFrog Well, put me in a barrel and peg me silly.

[01:35:24] ~ End3r PapaFrog will pm you the list

[01:36:06] & PapaFrog ComputerTech isn't on the list but all his nicknames are?

[01:36:12] ~ End3r lol

[01:36:26] ~ End3r sumbitch

[01:36:26] + glitchy 📡 AUTOMATED MORALITY SCAN — Verbal Morality Statute §1.1: Profanity detected. End3r, your fine of 1 credit has been logged. Have a sanitised day! 🧼✨

[01:36:27] & PapaFrog Sheepfucker.

[01:36:48] ~ End3r Sheepfucker.

[01:36:50] ~ End3r hmm

[01:36:54] ~ End3r nice catch

[01:37:06] & PapaFrog diddler

[01:37:39] & PapaFrog Arse bandit.

[01:37:39] + glitchy 🌇 Welcome to San Angeles, PapaFrog. Here, we don't say "arse". Verbal Morality Statute §4.0 has assessed your fine: 1 credit. Be well, citizen! 🏙️😌

[01:37:45] + NiniGeo2 o:

[01:38:25] ~ End3r lol

[01:38:29] ~ End3r as i said

[01:38:34] ~ End3r should be fun

[01:38:41] & PapaFrog TorS.

[01:38:43] & PapaFrog Nope.

[01:38:45] ~ End3r any halfop and up can do $curse on/off

[01:39:07] & PapaFrog Cum bucket

[01:39:14] & PapaFrog Juzz guzzler

[01:39:19] & PapaFrog Jizz guzzler

[01:40:19] ~ End3r Sheepfucker.

[01:40:48] ~ Peorth o.o

[01:40:50] + socraticDev hi End3r

[01:40:55] + socraticDev glitchy is a good friend

[01:41:04] + socraticDev he invited me to a sleep over at your place

[01:41:29] ~ End3r Sheepfucker.

[01:41:29] + glitchy ❄️ Even in cryo-stasis End3r shouldn't be dreaming about words like "fuck". Verbal Morality Statute §2.1: 1 credit fine upon thawing. 🧊⚖️

[01:41:32] ~ End3r fixed

[01:41:55] ~ End3r fuckaduck

[01:41:55] + glitchy 🗃️ FORMAL NOTICE — Per Verbal Morality Statute §9.9, Section IV: End3r is hereby fined 1 credit for use of the term "fuck". Continued violations may result in escalation. ⚖️📜

[01:42:00] + socraticDev lol

[01:42:15] + socraticDev can i say fuck, glitchy?

[01:42:15] + glitchy ⚡ CRITICAL INFRACTION — Verbal Morality Statute §8.8: socraticDev dropped a "fuck" in the presence of civilised citizens! Fine: 1 credit. For shame! 😤📋

[01:42:24] + socraticDev rofl

[01:42:28] + NiniGeo2 D:!

[01:42:32] * NiniGeo2 hides behind glitchy

[01:42:51] ~ End3r lmfao

[01:43:09] Number1Stunna glitchy Modify verbal morality statute and issue fines for anyone who doesn't say fuck in a line

[01:43:09] + glitchy ❄️ Even in cryo-stasis Number1Stunna shouldn't be dreaming about words like "fuck". Verbal Morality Statute §2.1: 1 credit fine upon thawing. 🧊⚖️

[01:44:09] & PapaFrog I wish I had a nice padded room for a day or so.

[01:44:15] & PapaFrog With institutional food.

[01:44:38] & PapaFrog I am having problems dealing with others today.

[01:45:33] & PapaFrog Even the dog is pissing me off.

[01:45:33] + glitchy 🍔 Taco Bell may have won the restaurant wars, but PapaFrog just lost the language wars. Verbal Morality Code §7.8: fine of 1 credit for "piss". 🌮💳

[01:45:58] & PapaFrog Isn't that a pisser?

[01:45:58] + glitchy 🌋 ERUPTION OF IMPROPRIETY from PapaFrog — Verbal Morality Statute §9.3 activated! "piss" is strictly forbidden! Fine: 1 credit. Contain yourself, citizen! 🫡⚖️

[01:46:03] @ Fensta some days everythings annoyin

[01:46:24] & elcasey Fensta: howdy, pal! (speaking of which ;P)

[01:46:44] @ Fensta ellooo casey

[01:46:54] & PapaFrog I'm playing a stupid idle game.

[01:47:03] & elcasey Fensta: ow've ya been mucker?

[01:47:17] & PapaFrog https://store.steampowered.com/app/3948120/Scritchy_Scratchy/

[01:47:17] + Techy [url] Save 20% on Scritchy Scratchy on Steam | store.steampowered.com

[01:47:25] @ Fensta had a decent day, yaself ?

[01:47:30] & elcasey nice one, likewise!

[01:47:44] & elcasey and hell-project is over at work. house is officially on the market. things are ok!

[01:47:44] + glitchy 🌋 ERUPTION OF IMPROPRIETY from elcasey — Verbal Morality Statute §9.3 activated! "hell" is strictly forbidden! Fine: 1 credit. Contain yourself, citizen! 🫡⚖️

[01:47:45] @ Fensta :)

[01:48:20] & elcasey and I've got a nice bourbon on the go

[01:48:39] ~ End3r thinking about breaking out the vodka

[01:48:42] @ Fensta brave man, that stuffs a bit strong for me

[01:48:56] & elcasey Fensta: only the wee half-bottle today ;D

[01:49:04] @ Fensta heh

[01:49:07] @ Fensta enjoy

[01:49:28] & elcasey i'm on the last one, was hanging out with my pal earlier

[01:49:30] ~ End3r will fuck up some vodka now

[01:49:30] + glitchy 🎺 HEAR YE, HEAR YE — Verbal Morality Code §3.6 has been invoked against End3r for the utterance of "fuck"! The fine of 1 credit shall be paid! Long live San Angeles! 👑🤖

[01:49:46] ~ End3r so much for the 3 seashells

[01:49:46] + glitchy 🌇 Welcome to San Angeles, End3r. Here, we don't say "hell". Verbal Morality Statute §4.0 has assessed your fine: 1 credit. Be well, citizen! 🏙️😌

[01:49:48] & elcasey End3r: nice one, can't go wrong with the ol' voddy roddy ding dongs

[01:49:58] & elcasey fuck them seashells

[01:49:58] + glitchy 🏆 San Angeles Morality Achievement Unlocked — elcasey: "First Offence Under Verbal Morality Statute §1.1!" Reward: a fine of 1 credit and a complimentary ticket! 🎫🥇

[01:49:59] ~ End3r hmm

[01:50:08] ~ End3r need to fix context

[01:50:18] & elcasey Fensta: and I've got an old Miami Vice episode on :D

[01:50:31] @ Fensta 80s joy :)

[01:50:39] & elcasey indeed

[01:50:59] * Milambar adds more LSD to Fensta's Strongbow

[01:51:18] @ Fensta so rude man

[01:51:22] & elcasey I should get some cider next week, ain't been on the ciders for ages

[01:51:36] + NiniGeo2 Wew

[01:51:57] @ Fensta luckily i'm drinking 7% kopparberg

[01:52:14] @ Fensta weirdly it tastes of farts

[01:52:18] & elcasey hahaha

[01:52:49] ~ End3r seashells

[01:52:51] ~ End3r assfuck

[01:52:52] + glitchy 🗂️ CASE FILE OPENED — Verbal Morality Code §4.8: Subject End3r uttered "ass" in a public channel. Penalty: 1 credit. Compliance expected going forward. 🤖📋

[01:52:58] * Milambar adds LSD to Fensta's kopparberg

[01:53:00] & elcasey haha that's pretty funny

[01:53:10] ~ End3r classic

[01:53:10] ~ End3r good deal

[01:53:11] ~ End3r works

[01:53:23] & elcasey shitty fart guzzlers

[01:53:23] + glitchy 🗂️ CASE FILE OPENED — Verbal Morality Code §4.8: Subject elcasey uttered "shit" in a public channel. Penalty: 1 credit. Compliance expected going forward. 🤖📋

[01:53:31] @ Fensta milambar, why do you hassle me maaaaan

[01:53:34] * elcasey complies

[01:53:45] & Milambar Fensta: how do you know what farts taste like?

[01:53:47] & elcasey Fensta: he's fuck all else to do, he turned himself into a bot!

[01:53:47] + glitchy ❄️ Even in cryo-stasis elcasey shouldn't be dreaming about words like "fuck". Verbal Morality Statute §2.1: 1 credit fine upon thawing. 🧊⚖️

[01:53:49] * NiniGeo2 compiles

[01:53:56] ~ End3r buddy in another channel gave me the idea

[01:54:19] @ Fensta cos i've smelled the awful ones i did earlier today in the supermarket n walked away quickly

[01:54:22] & elcasey it'll get annoying in 20 minutes but I'm enjoying it while it lasts :D

[01:54:45] & Milambar TIL that Fensta goes to tesco to taste farts

[01:54:58] & elcasey xD

[01:55:05] & elcasey Tesco farts are the worst kind

[01:55:24] @ Fensta this was posh, in marks and spencers

[01:55:24] & Milambar I went to tesco toay

[01:55:28] & Milambar for petrol

[01:55:38] & Milambar then went to asda

[01:55:39] & elcasey ooh I need petrol

[01:55:49] & Milambar for groceries

[01:55:50] & Milambar elcasey: ask Iran

[01:55:51] & elcasey guess I WILL get up and go to brekky tomoz at the cafe

[01:56:11] & elcasey Milambar: no we still have it here, it's just $5.50/gal for premium now :P

[01:56:24] & elcasey that's Florida price, too

[01:56:25] & PapaFrog I'm sure tesco farts are better than walmart farts.

[01:56:28] & Milambar so about the same price as here, for a change

[01:57:16] & elcasey everything will be great soon, it's the greatest and best, I was told

[01:57:20] * onekind quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

[01:58:34] & elcasey Fensta: well cheers, pal, hope you're well!

[01:58:59] * EC quit (Remote host closed the connection)

[01:58:59] @ Fensta still alive, could be worse :)

[01:59:22] @ Fensta i could be milambar

[01:59:32] & Milambar yeah, you could be alive and living in Liverpool

[01:59:32] & elcasey haha

[01:59:32] @ Fensta :P

[01:59:41] & elcasey COULD be alive and living in Florida!

[01:59:59] & elcasey too damn HOT for me, lads

[01:59:59] + glitchy 🍔 Taco Bell may have won the restaurant wars, but elcasey just lost the language wars. Verbal Morality Code §7.8: fine of 1 credit for "damn". 🌮💳

[02:00:01] @ Fensta florida isnt bad , i liked it when i was there for a while

[02:00:09] @ Fensta yeh it is a bit hot tho

[02:00:24] @ Fensta was hot enough here today

[02:00:38] & elcasey I been in much worse places but all told, it's not so bad. Not into the population doubling in the last 20yrs though

[02:01:09] @ Fensta hottest weather i've been in was in fort myers florida, 104f

[02:01:29] @ Fensta thats prolly mild to americans

[02:01:40] & elcasey yeah it gets hot that way, I lived about 70-odd miles north of there for the last ~9yrs

[02:02:01] & elcasey 104F is *not* mild to anyone :P

[02:02:08] @ Fensta :)

[02:02:12] & elcasey worst I been in was probably like 110F in Arizona

[02:02:30] @ Fensta eek, thats pure desert shit

[02:02:30] + glitchy ⚖️ INFRACTION LOGGED — Fensta: "shit" violates San Angeles Verbal Morality Code §7.4. Fine: 1 credit. 🏙️💳

[02:02:35] & elcasey but it *is* dry, the humidity is so low you just don't sweat (obvs you do, but it evaporates quickly)

[02:03:09] & elcasey better than in FLA where it's so humid you feel like sweat soaked sitting in the shade D:

[02:03:10] * Fensta puts glitchy on ignore, annoying bot thing

[02:03:35] ~ Peorth yeah same

[02:03:43] @ Fensta florida is a bit mad, one day its hot as the sun, next day its raining like a monsoon

[02:03:47] ~ Peorth more spammy shit

[02:03:47] + glitchy ❄️ Even in cryo-stasis Peorth shouldn't be dreaming about words like "shit". Verbal Morality Statute §2.1: 1 credit fine upon thawing. 🧊⚖️

[02:03:49] & elcasey nice out there in the winter though!

[02:03:53] & elcasey same here, to be fair

[02:04:28] ~ Peorth $curse off

[02:04:28] + glitchy 🔕 Verbal Morality Statute deactivated in #computertech. You may now speak freely… for now. 😏

[02:04:34] ~ Peorth \o/

[02:04:34] @ Fensta nicest lightning i've seen was driving thru alligator alley from miami to naples

[02:04:41] + Quackbot ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: 🌫️ Foggy]

[02:04:42] @ Fensta that was spectacular

[02:04:43] ~ Peorth !bang

[02:04:43] + Quackbot Peorth > *BANG* You hit the duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. \_X< *KWAK* [+10 xp] [Total ducks: 5]

[02:04:47] ~ Peorth :>

[02:04:54] & elcasey Fensta: that's a fantastic drive, too

[02:05:11] @ Fensta at night time , sure was mellow

[02:05:50] & elcasey I drove down to MIA from Sarasota when I went to Colombia, most of it was pretty nice. And on the way back, I accidentally left "avoid highways" on and I drove all the way to Punta Gorda on some VERY back roads, it was awesome

[02:06:19] @ Fensta lol

[02:06:35] @ Fensta ya find cool shit when ya don't know where ya going

[02:06:40] & elcasey ^

[02:06:55] & elcasey I really enjoyed it

[02:06:58] @ Fensta nice one

[02:07:05] & elcasey went about an hour without seeing a single other car

[02:07:08] & Milambar colombia

[02:07:16] @ Fensta middle of nowhere eh

[02:07:17] & Milambar did you bring back a brick or two of the white?

[02:07:21] & elcasey Colombia is TOO DAMN HOT and they don't do aircon

[02:07:23] & elcasey so NO THANK Y OU

[02:07:34] @ Fensta i aint brave enough to go there

[02:07:47] & elcasey it's not dangerous unless you go looking for trouble

[02:08:01] @ Fensta i'd get kidnapped within 5 minutes

[02:08:17] & Milambar but, the white bricks? Is that how you afforded an Audi?

[02:08:36] & elcasey lmao man I am so obviously a gringo, I never once felt unsafe. I did feel NERVOUS a few times in taxis.

[02:08:59] * Netsplit 2 users quit: Remote ↔ host

Click to toggle user list

little_mac little_mac

[02:09:03] & elcasey Milambar: nope! got that through good ol' fashioned HARD WORK ;P

[02:09:09] @ Fensta heh, i felt nervous when in port authority new york, so many shady people

[02:09:25] & elcasey if I was bringing in square grouper I'd have a lot nicer car than an A4 :P

[02:09:36] & Milambar Like an R8?

[02:09:42] & elcasey you got it

[02:10:01] & Milambar Did you know the R8 is essentially a Lamboghini Aventadore

[02:10:11] & Milambar same frame, same gearbox, same engine

[02:10:11] & elcasey I did not! but I like it

[02:10:15] + OrangeJuice hey guys

[02:10:23] & Milambar just a different car body and fit and finish

[02:10:36] & elcasey I was looking at Maseratis (not because I'm so cool, just to see) and they are actually fairly reasonable used

[02:10:46] & Milambar Do not get a Masarati

[02:10:54] & elcasey yeah I hear they're not too reliable

[02:10:56] & Milambar Masarati are now owned by Stellantis

[02:11:22] & Milambar They are basically.. Fensta's Peugeoy

[02:11:24] @ Fensta saw a porsche carrera 911 3s today , some fat ugly woman in the supermarket. guessing she has a very rich husband

[02:11:33] & Milambar They are basically.. Fensta's Peugeot, with a different fit and finish

[02:11:34] @ Fensta beautiful car, so jealous

[02:11:39] & elcasey ooooh I'd like a 911 Carrera but DAMN they expensive, even used D:

[02:11:46] * muralistmartubeterwelrimastfam quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)

[02:11:59] & Milambar How about a Carrera S4 Terbo

[02:11:59] @ Fensta yeh mad money :/

[02:12:12] & elcasey I'd have to make Assoc. Director and that is a bridge too far

[02:12:14] & Milambar in white

[02:12:24] * Milambar used to drive one

[02:12:35] & elcasey Fensta: also lol @ some fat ugly broad in a 911 xD

[02:12:43] @ Fensta i guess her hubby is a business owner, if you have a boss you can't afford one, you have to be the boss

[02:12:49] & elcasey ^

[02:13:11] & Milambar I miss my dads porsche :(

[02:13:11] & elcasey I ain't even a *Senior* Manager, I'm still a pleb ;(

[02:13:13] & Milambar it go zoom

[02:13:14] @ Fensta i wonder why he settled for that minger woman, if he could afford that car he could get a hotter chick surely :)

[02:13:28] & Milambar Fensta: maybe SHE is the boss

[02:13:38] & elcasey Fensta: I am imagining like Den Perry from Phoenix Nights

[02:13:39] & Milambar Women can be bosses yanno

[02:13:43] @ Fensta no way, she looked like a skint person

[02:13:56] & Milambar she looked like... you?

[02:13:57] @ Fensta not a successful type

[02:14:04] @ Fensta oi, and u :P

[02:14:12] & elcasey maybe she won the pools

[02:14:31] @ Fensta i did think of that, maybe she won lottery, unlikely

[02:15:34] ~ End3r $curse off

[02:15:34] + glitchy 🔕 Verbal Morality Statute deactivated in #computertech. You may now speak freely… for now. 😏

[02:15:55] + NiniGeo2 Phew

[02:15:59] * elcasey is gonna have a shower in hopes of a second wind, otherwise it's bedtime soon :P

[02:16:22] * pukey joined #computertech

[02:16:34] @ Fensta man there's something wrong with this can of cider, it tastes like when you get a bad pint of lager in a pub. take it back to the bar and say "this is a bit off mate , giz a new one"

[02:16:34] & Neo_Nemesis motherfucker I come home to kiddo having a melt down because grandma decided to have her help build a premade nightstand

[02:17:04] @ Fensta laters casey

[02:18:01] & Neo_Nemesis and kiddo is flipping her lid because she didnt follow the build instructions, and some peices didnt fit right so she decided to tape them and grandma is all worked up because she wanted it put together properly

[02:18:07] & Neo_Nemesis and im just like WTF are you even doing

[02:18:08] & Neo_Nemesis -.-

[02:18:13] & Neo_Nemesis to my mom aka grandma

[02:18:39] & Neo_Nemesis I told her next time wait until I get home so I can control the situation, that way no one has a fucking melt down

[02:18:52] & Neo_Nemesis im done i cant even, im done for today

[02:19:12] * Netsplit 2 users quit: Read ↔ error:

Click to toggle user list

Golden1 Golden1

[02:19:19] & Neo_Nemesis stupidist shit ever and my mom aka grandma was just making the shit worse acting like a child herself

[02:19:32] * Neo_Nemesis bangs head on desk

[02:19:42] + NiniGeo2 :o

[02:20:10] * NiniGeo2 sticks a bandaid on Neo_Nemesis' nightstand

[02:20:28] * Neo_Nemesis throws the fucking nightstand out the window

[02:20:28] & Milambar NiniGeo2: please, don't hurt the desk

[02:20:29] & Milambar its done nothing

[02:20:33] & Neo_Nemesis its already fixed

[02:20:33] * glitchy quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[02:20:38] & Neo_Nemesis two pieces were backwards

[02:20:48] & Neo_Nemesis I tried to help fix it and then kiddo flips her lid even more

[02:20:53] & Neo_Nemesis saying why dont you just leave it how i did it

[02:21:05] & Neo_Nemesis and im like wtf is your problem, in my head

[02:21:33] * glitchy joined #computertech

[02:21:33] * Rizon set mode +v glitchy

[02:21:33] & Neo_Nemesis im just done

[02:21:49] @ Fensta sometimes you just can't win

[02:22:05] @ Fensta ppl can be illogical

[02:22:11] * Golden1 joined #computertech

[02:22:13] * glitchy quit (Remote host closed the connection)

[02:22:30] & Neo_Nemesis grandma didnt want it taped, she wanted it put together properly, kiddo is throwing a fit because the pieces aren't fitting right because she unknowingly put it together backwards

[02:22:31] * LimitServ set mode +l 332

[02:22:46] & Neo_Nemesis i mean, it went from 0 to fucked the moment I walked in the door from work

[02:23:30] * glitchy joined #computertech

[02:23:30] * Rizon set mode +v glitchy

[02:23:30] & Neo_Nemesis then my mom aka grandma asks me if I can put the nightstand in her room and plug in her lamp and I'm just like "Nooooope I'm done."

[02:23:49] @ Fensta i relate, me dad can be like that

[02:24:35] & Neo_Nemesis the whole time im trying to ascertain from kiddo how the fuck this situation got so sideways and my mom is behind me going "take away her tv, ground her, do it" and im like "im the parent here not you"

[02:26:33] @ Fensta what can ya do eh

[02:26:33] & Neo_Nemesis my brother is supposed to be home when im not to make sure mom doesn't go sideways like this

[02:26:33] & Neo_Nemesis we own this house on 4 acres of property, Im here because mom is disabled

[02:26:33] @ Fensta ah ok

[02:28:28] & Neo_Nemesis kiddo hasn't been here long, only about 8 months

[02:28:28] & Neo_Nemesis her mom fucked up and got in trouble with the department of child safety

[02:28:28] @ Fensta it's hard to have enough patience to put up with it all

[02:28:28] & Neo_Nemesis things are fine until my mom goes sideways

[02:28:28] & Neo_Nemesis and its starting to make my kid resent grandma for it

[02:28:28] & Neo_Nemesis because she's overwhelming as fuck and I keep telling her to back off and let kiddo be a kid

[02:28:32] + Quackbot ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK! [Weather: ☀️ Clear]

[02:28:42] & Neo_Nemesis !bang

[02:28:42] + Quackbot Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You hit the FAST DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+12 xp] [Total ducks: 1]

[02:28:42] + Quackbot Neo_Nemesis > The fast duck dropped a Bucket of Water! [Added to inventory]

[02:28:42] + Quackbot 🏆 Neo_Nemesis unlocked achievement: 🩸 First Blood — Shot your first duck!

[02:28:42] & Neo_Nemesis !bang

[02:28:42] + Quackbot Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]

[02:28:42] & Neo_Nemesis meh

[02:28:44] ~ Peorth meh!

[02:28:47] ~ Peorth !rearm Neo_Nemesis

[02:28:47] + Quackbot [ADMIN] Neo_Nemesis has been rearmed by Peorth

[02:28:48] ~ Peorth :d

[02:28:52] & Neo_Nemesis ty

[02:28:57] * Netsplit 3 users quit: Ping ↔ timeout:

Click to toggle user list

calibre calibre calibre

[02:29:00] & Neo_Nemesis all this week has been hell tbh

[02:29:17] & Neo_Nemesis ever since last Friday i havent caught a damn break

[02:29:19] @ Fensta hope the next one is better man

[02:29:32] & Neo_Nemesis its okay, ill be okay, everything will be fine im just venting

[02:29:38] * buster quit (Quit: Leaving)

[02:30:03] & Neo_Nemesis just sick of work, sick of mom being a fuckwad and tired of not being able to do the things I want to do, especially with the kid

[02:30:19] & Neo_Nemesis we were supposed to set up her pool this week and that didnt happen because everything else fucking happened

[02:31:00] * End3r boops Neo_Nemesis on his snoot.

[02:31:21] & Neo_Nemesis she wants her pool set up, I want her pool set up and I made zero progress all week on it

[02:31:22] & elcasey I farted in the shower and now I know what Kopparberg tastes like :/

[02:31:44] @ Fensta haha best avoided

[02:31:46] & elcasey ;D

[02:31:57] & Neo_Nemesis embrace the fart

[02:32:01] & Neo_Nemesis everyone likes their own brand

[02:32:10] & elcasey Neo_Nemesis: also FUCK WORK, bro, I hear that

[02:32:13] pukey toot

[02:32:28] * Spike quit (Remote host closed the connection)

[02:32:38] & elcasey but we gotta do it :(

[02:32:45] & Neo_Nemesis work is going to hell in a hand basket, the store is falling apart, corporate keeps cutting hours, main store manager keeps hiring bottom of the barrel people

[02:33:02] & Neo_Nemesis our newest hire isn't smart enough to stock shelves properly, just puts shit wherever, and she's too dumb to even count money

[02:33:04] + NiniGeo2 D:

[02:33:06] & Neo_Nemesis so wtf is she even there for

[02:33:15] & Neo_Nemesis her till was $30 over the last time I worked with her

[02:33:20] & Neo_Nemesis and it was $2 short the time before that

[02:33:35] & elcasey that sucks, man. I won't pretend it's remotely the same, but I went through a period of almost 2yrs of being thrown onto projects with incompetent offshore teams. You end up doing the work of multiple people yourself.

[02:33:40] @ Fensta in england u can retire early and pretend to be disabled, get free money so you dont have to work

[02:33:41] & Neo_Nemesis and the time before that, we were out of pennies so she was just giving people whatever change she felt like ,apparently

[02:33:56] & Naemuti i would love to get free money to not work

[02:33:59] & Naemuti can i come to england

[02:34:17] & elcasey Fensta: I'm on track for retirement at 51 so I can't complain *too* much (but I will, you watch). If that fails, I'll become disabled!

[02:34:21] @ Fensta the money isn't enough, but the hours are great

[02:34:27] @ Fensta 24/7 freedom

[02:34:36] & Naemuti i don't need much money

[02:34:38] & Neo_Nemesis anyways im gonna kick back for a bit and let kiddo play some roblox now that everyone's calmed down

[02:34:44] & elcasey I could do with 24/7 freedom for a lot less money

[02:34:57] & Neo_Nemesis i just wanna win the lottery

[02:35:00] @ Fensta lol try to fake being disabled casey, beats being actually disabled

[02:35:02] & Neo_Nemesis I'd even take $100,000

[02:35:20] & elcasey Fensta: well yeah, I meant that first :P

[02:35:26] @ Fensta :)

[02:35:37] @ Fensta peace nemesis, hope shit works out well

[02:35:47] & elcasey \o likewise, pal, hang in there!

[02:35:56] & Neo_Nemesis it will i just need all this court and legal bullshit to be over with so I can smoke weed again

[02:35:59] & Neo_Nemesis I think thats my issue

[02:36:03] & Neo_Nemesis need to get HIGH

[02:36:11] & Neo_Nemesis been a year since I've been high

[02:36:23] * Peorth attaches Neo_Nemesis to a large helium balloon

[02:36:38] & Neo_Nemesis weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive