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[00:31:32] & Milambar I refuse to play anymore when the score keeps getting reset

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[00:47:10] + Rukia_Kuchiki I'll reset my foot up your ass

[00:47:55] + OrangeJuice i agree with Milambar

[00:49:29] Terry5 getting committed sucks delatoni

[00:49:47] Terry5 looks like that haldol is going strong

[00:50:21] Terry5 give it time it'll all come back

[00:50:24] * kaitphone slaps the juice off of OrangeJuice

[00:50:29] kaitphone Sticky mess

[00:51:53] + OrangeJuice rude

[00:52:20] kaitphone I thought I was being helpful

[00:52:20] + Techy i ride a car

[00:52:29] kaitphone Being sticky is kinda gross

[00:52:29] + OrangeJuice nope

[00:52:33] kaitphone :(

[00:53:26] + Rukia_Kuchiki It's gross even if it's a guy Cumming in your face?

[00:53:36] kaitphone Feels gross.

[00:54:05] kaitphone I don't like sticky messes.

[00:54:38] + T_D_H needs more explanation

[00:55:18] & Naemuti i wish i had a sticky mess on me

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[00:55:51] kaitphone Boliver: hopefully your ears are burning

[00:56:00] + Rukia_Kuchiki Intercourse covered in maple syrup?

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[01:20:48] delatoni Terry5: nah, I got zyprexa given

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[01:29:51] + DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the FAST DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+12 xp] [Total ducks: 51]

[01:29:51] + DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > The fast duck dropped a Item 8! [Added to inventory]

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[01:56:26] xternal fuck haldol

[01:56:34] xternal ancient schizo drug

[01:57:09] xternal zyprexa is much more modern

[01:57:26] xternal how many MG delatoni?

[01:57:34] Terry5 haldol will make you crazy, im sure zyprexa isn't 1000% better

[01:57:41] Terry5 but haldol is one of the worst drugs ever invented

[01:58:08] Terry5 made me lose it for close to 9 months

[01:58:11] @ Fensta i take quetiapin, or also known as seroquel

[01:58:13] Terry5 was talking to fucking birds

[01:58:38] Terry5 yea, that's usually what you get after the initial haldol if you end up in the ward

[01:58:44] Terry5 glad they're using something else though

[01:58:44] + Techy else in here runs a proper jellyfin/plex

[01:58:48] @ Fensta sounds like u were ot acid or ket

[01:58:55] Terry5 amps

[01:59:20] @ Fensta i can't feel a single emotion on these pills, makes ya a zombie

[01:59:37] @ Fensta and fat

[01:59:48] Terry5 yep

[02:04:03] * Milambar sprays Terry5 with chocolate and orange flavouring and hands them to Fensta

[02:04:17] delatoni Terry5: like 10mg

[02:05:03] & Milambar Terry5 Chocolate Orange, Fensta?

[02:05:15] * Fensta throws his weight around at Milambar n decks him with the fatness

[02:05:49] @ Fensta never liked orangey flavoured choc, also don't have a sweet tooth

[02:05:51] & Milambar yes you're a fatass

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[02:06:09] @ Fensta nah, just me stomach, me arse is slim

[02:06:53] @ Fensta are u in shape mil or a bit skinny or chubby ?

[02:07:03] * LimitServ set mode +l 316

[02:07:12] & Milambar Your arse gets a lot of exercise does it

[02:07:26] + Rukia_Kuchiki Your nan

[02:07:33] @ Fensta just sitting on it all day every day :P

[02:07:52] * Milambar wedges Rukia_Kuchiki head first up ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's arse

[02:08:02] & Milambar (Hancock style)

[02:08:17] delatoni so, I was waking up in this ward with severe eye pain, being told this was in my fucking head pretty much

[02:08:34] delatoni and if I did not go along, they were gonna keep me locked up there more, insanity, because of some half-arsed opinion

[02:08:35] + Techy were any jesus he's gone to another universe by now

[02:08:56] @ Fensta sometimes ya just can't win del

[02:09:02] delatoni these people have no idea what happens when shit goes wrong, the tests were neither run or...

[02:09:07] delatoni well, `we don't do that here` I shit you not

[02:09:11] @ Fensta that sounds a nightmare tho

[02:09:17] delatoni as if they'd be able to order in the drug too

[02:09:38] delatoni this shit is straight up experimental therapy shit they used back in the day, but there is nothing in literature for when shit goes wrong

[02:09:55] delatoni so, they immediately think psychosis despite literally looking wasting disease

[02:09:57] @ Fensta hope i never end up in hospital again, it's no friggin fun at all

[02:10:18] delatoni if those panels they run come back ok, you're fucked

[02:10:20] kaitphone Meep! https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/utw1f7W0/2543.jpg

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[02:10:36] delatoni so stressful man, I wouldn't be angry if I was able to purchase this easily

[02:10:42] delatoni oral ivermectin doesn't work for me basically

[02:10:56] * Milambar sends Fensta to hospital (as a cleaner)

[02:10:57] delatoni the worms live for 15yrs, shit out 4k microfilaria/day, I have no way to easily shut this off

[02:11:10] delatoni and that goes right into the eyes and shit, you can imagine

[02:11:16] @ Fensta here, if u have psychosis they just put you in hospital for a day and monitore you physciallyy, then kick you out later that night with no medication

[02:11:34] delatoni ivermectin has no effect on the reproduction, you have to take that shit every 3mths

[02:11:37] @ Fensta i tried to overdose on sleeping pills , they couldnt have cared less

[02:11:38] delatoni it is insane, yeah

[02:11:42] delatoni yeah

[02:11:51] delatoni they spent so much to check up on me instead of treating the physical problem

[02:11:58] @ Fensta they just want to kick u out asap

[02:12:09] delatoni I dunno, others were there for 6wks

[02:12:19] @ Fensta if your not dying physically, its not an issue to them

[02:12:38] delatoni I wanted to inject steroids into the eyes, this kinda shit I think triggered someone

[02:12:42] @ Fensta a cry for help doesnt work

[02:12:44] delatoni I was this desperate cause the pain

[02:13:04] delatoni like, I can check for IOP and shit, I know what I needed to do, but nobody would give me basic shit I needed

[02:13:27] @ Fensta sounds like u need a quality optomitrist to seriously examine ya eyes

[02:13:35] delatoni just if you were going blind from this shit, had severe issues getting this wonder drug right, can't get someone to do steroid shot, etc...

[02:13:49] delatoni I tried like 3-4 people man, they have no clue

[02:14:00] delatoni one person is like oh your cornea is weird, but they never dig into shit

[02:14:08] @ Fensta me maa and daaa had needles in their eyes, i don't think i'd be brave enough

[02:14:15] @ Fensta sounds like the worst thing ever

[02:14:29] @ Fensta unless it was in your cock end

[02:14:36] delatoni I wanted to do subconjuctival pretty much, so not deep, but you can imagine..

[02:14:58] delatoni fucked shit, the chem suppliers pretty much extort you if you can find someone to get it from

[02:15:20] delatoni I can't go back to the shithole I got this from, they stopped using this shit decades ago

[02:15:20] + Techy i was allowed to go to bed \o

[02:15:29] @ Fensta my folks said it's nowhere near as bad as you'd think , it's most a natural fear to protect your eyes but a needle going into it doesn't hurt how u'd expect it do

[02:15:39] @ Fensta but , fuck that !

[02:15:53] delatoni well, I will find a fucking way eventually

[02:16:01] delatoni I just can't go and order this shit from china right

[02:16:17] & Milambar Ive had plenty of injections in both eyeballs

[02:16:21] & Milambar Its meh

[02:16:24] delatoni this drug is not easy to manufacture, and customs is gonna flip their shit if I get it from a better one right

[02:16:39] & Milambar the eyedrops they put in before the needle hurt more than the needle

[02:16:45] @ Fensta that's one of the many things i hated about hospital, i spent hours trying to fall asleep, finally did then the fuckin doctor n nurse wake ya up at 5am to take your blood pressure, it's really hard not to swear !

[02:16:49] delatoni oh, anaesthetic?

[02:16:55] delatoni or like atropine?

[02:17:03] & Milambar annesthetic yeah

[02:17:08] delatoni ya, I also had to compound atropine myself

[02:17:09] & Milambar it stings until it takes effect

[02:17:10] @ Fensta it's just the idea of it milambar

[02:17:22] @ Fensta possibly most ppl's worst fear

[02:17:25] Number1Stunna gn friends

[02:17:32] @ Fensta nn maaaan

[02:17:40] delatoni just very stressful stuff man

[02:17:48] delatoni nobody can work with every lymph vessel going off 24/7, constant eye shit

[02:17:51] & Milambar Fensta: just imagine its a broken glass bottle, you should be used to that, being a liverpuddlan

[02:17:55] @ Fensta thankfully my eyes work, so far

[02:18:03] @ Fensta lol

[02:18:06] delatoni I should've taken ivermectin looking back instead of doing what I did, but too late

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[02:18:10] delatoni even with this fucking drug yeah

[02:18:17] delatoni shit can survive, takes months for it to kill it

[02:18:40] delatoni so, you can pop all of the albendazole, etc., it will not kill it

[02:19:09] @ Fensta i only like drugs that end in "azapam"

[02:19:15] & Naemuti i can't watch the epiosdes of house where they inject people in the eye

[02:19:17] delatoni the level of extortion pretty much by those suppliers yeah

[02:19:29] & Naemuti well i can i just cant watch em do it

[02:19:30] delatoni this drug is only maybe $600 USD right from a good firm

[02:19:31] & Naemuti shit terrifies me

[02:19:36] delatoni nobody will sell it to me ofc, even with an llc I'm sure

[02:19:44] @ Fensta have you ever seen those nutters in prison that have they eyes tattoo'd black ?

[02:19:45] delatoni so, you gotta buy it from the bigger fuckers through someone, so...

[02:19:51] @ Fensta the whites of their eyes

[02:19:57] delatoni >7.8k EUR for this shit, shit can survive

[02:20:33] delatoni I dunno what to think

[02:20:39] @ Fensta why the fuck would you let some lunatic prisoner go at yer eyes with a half arsed shadily made tat gun using ash for ink

[02:20:52] delatoni I would pull out a loan if they'd let me ofc

[02:21:03] delatoni you're just so physically weak from this shit

[02:21:57] delatoni probably better I leave it there, you will lose your mind, it becomes `how desperate are you`

[02:22:07] delatoni throw away ethics, you're literally wasting away

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[02:22:23] & ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:22:23] + DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. \_X< *KWAK* [+10 xp] [Total ducks: 52]

[02:22:43] @ Fensta i need ozempic , or whatever its called to make ya lose weight. too expensive tho

[02:22:43] delatoni I mean, good luck convincing people IRL to give you money to go to some random guy to order this for you without any sort of obvious test on hand

[02:23:26] delatoni they go and read the literature, think ivm or whatever is enough

[02:23:38] delatoni but read deeper, zero effect on shit in reality

[02:24:10] delatoni I literally went through a box of ivermectin, it only kills the mf in the skin pretty much then the eyes went red ofc

[02:24:28] delatoni so, you need adulticide, it's fucked

[02:25:15] delatoni I think it is some histamine release that makes you very sick

[02:25:37] delatoni I remember before I got this, I was very sharp, now yeah, hard to focus, antihistamine only gives minor improvement

[02:25:56] delatoni look at this way, don't expect to get help when shit goes wrong in the west

[02:26:43] delatoni I wanted to make a drug nanosuspension ages ago pretty much

[02:26:51] delatoni then I realised I needed a literal dry mill, so I had to shove the idea

[02:27:12] delatoni I mean, the other compound that is super cheap and even more effective, it is not soluble in water

[02:27:34] @ Fensta might as well self medicated, buy shit online

[02:27:53] @ Fensta tho that tends not to work out well in the end

[02:27:59] @ Fensta just good short term

[02:27:59] + Techy just want to see it

[02:28:03] delatoni yeah, I literally tried every dewormer out there before I realised what shit I was dealing with

[02:28:08] delatoni there was this guy from spain yeah

[02:28:14] delatoni he did not have the shit I have, but similar story

[02:28:18] delatoni he tried every shit, only ivermectin worked

[02:28:47] delatoni all of our oral drugs only kill the mf, the adult worms are supposed to be in the nodule for 15yrs/until they die

[02:28:57] @ Fensta what can ya do cept find clues from other peoples experisnce n try what they did

[02:29:07] delatoni so, anything to shut this down, it's expensive or toxic on the patient

[02:29:14] delatoni just scary cause the eye lesions

[02:29:14] & Naemuti buying random drugs online seems dodgy at best

[02:29:49] delatoni I guess it's better than being dead, but very scary stuff man

[02:30:06] @ Fensta hiya Naemuti , it's the worst idea i ever had possibly

[02:30:15] & Naemuti lol

[02:30:22] @ Fensta but, when a doctor lets you down, it's tempting

[02:30:37] delatoni yeah, another issue too

[02:30:42] delatoni the tests they run, it's for wrong kind

[02:30:42] + Techy the president or king or whatever? that's how my dad literally wants either meat and potatoes or bologna sandwiches (he does like pizza at least)

[02:31:03] delatoni NTD my arse, they cut off funding (US) for this shit

[02:31:09] delatoni so, over there in that shithole I got this from right

[02:31:16] delatoni transmission ongoing, it's fucked

[02:31:30] @ Fensta u aint the only one mate

[02:31:42] @ Fensta also, stfu techy

[02:31:54] delatoni it's sad cause completely preventable shit, I don't know, I will stay strong and try to get this drug no matter the cost

[02:31:58] ~ End3r ⚡ ender@SER [~/wine-source] (master) $ /opt/wine-devel/bin/wine --version

[02:31:58] ~ End3r wine-11.6-30-ge0663e8a283

[02:32:08] ~ End3r well, that took forever to compile

[02:32:34] & Dragon go figure :P

[02:32:34] + Techy go into the terminal and do a mv

[02:32:46] ~ End3r sitting on 16 cores

[02:32:54] @ Fensta get AI to do it End3r :P

[02:32:57] ~ End3r figured it would go a bit faster

[02:34:09] @ Fensta it's disappointing when upgrading to a nice new cpu and shit still goes the same speed

[02:34:21] @ Fensta cos bottleneck is somewhere else

[02:34:50] delatoni End3r: ryzen?

[02:36:45] & Naemuti i am quite happy with my new CPU tbh

[02:37:07] ~ End3r delatoni Ryzen 7 5800H

[02:37:26] & Naemuti really need to fix the computer it's in though

[02:38:16] ~ End3r CPU: 8-core AMD Ryzen 7 5800H with Radeon Graphics (-MT MCP-)

[02:38:16] ~ End3r speed/min/max: 3170/403/3201 MHz Kernel: 6.17.0-19-generic x86_64

[02:38:16] ~ End3r Up: 8d 8h 31m Mem: 9.03/23.39 GiB (38.6%) Storage: 2.43 TiB (16.0% used)

[02:38:16] ~ End3r Procs: 492 Shell: Bash inxi: 3.3.39

[02:38:29] ~ End3r 16 threads

[02:38:29] + Techy 16 hours, 44 minutes ago)

[02:38:32] ~ End3r 8 cores

[02:38:50] ~ End3r I love this lil mini pc

[02:39:47] ~ End3r it is 32GB ram, but the reset is allocated for the GPU

[02:39:48] + Techy it to the cotswolds then

[02:41:17] ~ End3r $markov

[02:41:17] + glitchy onions are stored like in the day star!!

[02:41:18] & Naemuti https://termbin.com/d415

[02:41:28] & Naemuti check out these bleeding edge specs

[02:41:52] ~ End3r lmao

[02:42:26] @ Fensta thats "hackers" level shit, LEET !

[02:42:31] @ Fensta 1337

[02:43:40] @ Fensta that movie had aged badly when they talk about the killer laptop specs and it's the power of a standard mobile phone or calculator these days

[02:44:09] & Naemuti i feel like i'm missing out because i haven't seen it

[02:44:12] & Naemuti just never got around to it

[02:44:21] @ Fensta watch it just for the irony

[02:44:28] & Naemuti too busy hacking irl y'know

[02:44:36] + NiniGeo2 :o

[02:44:38] + NiniGeo2 Hackin'?

[02:44:40] ~ End3r holy fuck wine 11 is fast

[02:44:41] + NiniGeo2 What's the Naemuti hackin' today?

[02:44:51] @ Fensta its not a bad movie, hackers - takedown was better tho, the kevin mitnick story

[02:44:56] + NiniGeo2 I liked Hackers.

[02:45:00] ~ End3r that kernel module really works well

[02:45:02] & Naemuti not much hacking mostly just worried cause i'm running out of UMB lol

[02:45:03] @ Fensta hack the planet

[02:45:05] + NiniGeo2 I didn't watch Takedown though.

[02:45:24] ~ End3r takedown sucked

[02:45:30] @ Fensta ah man, check it out NiniGeo2

[02:45:46] @ Fensta it's more realistic and interesting than hackers

[02:46:10] @ Fensta u didn't dig it End3r ?

[02:46:24] + NiniGeo2 :o

[02:46:31] ~ End3r The original is my jam

[02:46:48] @ Fensta old mofo :)

[02:46:54] ~ End3r :)

[02:46:59] @ Fensta the truer story was the mitnick one

[02:47:00] ~ End3r I resemble that remark

[02:47:08] @ Fensta heh

[02:47:13] ~ End3r FREE KEVIN!!!

[02:47:52] @ Fensta that fucker must be outta prison by now, he got screwed for being a pioneer

[02:47:54] ~ End3r Didn't he pass a couple years ago?

[02:48:03] @ Fensta no idea, sad if so

[02:48:13] * End3r looks

[02:48:17] ~ End3r i think he did though

[02:48:17] + Techy did not find authorization to view logs.

[02:48:35] @ Fensta he's the kinda person that contributed to the jolly rogers cookbook, loved all that shit

[02:48:53] ~ End3r Kevin Mitnick passed away on July 16, 2023, at the age of 59 after a 14-month battle with pancreatic cancer.

[02:49:03] & Dragon it was a good run

[02:49:03] @ Fensta sad

[02:49:19] @ Fensta at least he fucked with the man while he was alive

[02:50:19] @ Fensta nerd version of rage against the machine

[02:50:49] ~ End3r lolol

[02:51:32] + NiniGeo2 RIP Kevin

[02:52:32] ~ End3r agreed

[02:52:38] ~ End3r RIP Kevin :(

[02:52:38] + Techy kevin mitnick story

[02:52:39] * Fensta cancels his free kevin spam and switches to RIP kevin

[02:52:54] @ Fensta at least he's free now

[02:53:00] ~ End3r true that

[02:53:33] & Dragon tru

[02:53:33] ~ End3r After I croak, you fuckers better have a party

[02:54:23] @ Fensta odds are more of us will pass before u do :P

[02:54:32] @ Fensta cos old cunts

[02:55:20] @ Fensta but just in case u go first, i'll keep stocked up on cider and raise a can to ya

[02:56:09] + Syndus I'll raise a plate of tacos

[02:56:17] + Syndus You can have one

[02:56:35] ~ End3r I am older than most of you lol

[02:56:41] + Syndus Not by much

[02:56:48] ~ End3r :P

[02:58:10] & Milambar Can we not talk about death.

[02:58:22] & Milambar I'm prob gonna die in the next 4 or so years

[02:58:38] & Milambar I have congestive heart failure, had 3 heart attacks

[02:58:50] & Naemuti i'm always worried i'm going to die

[02:58:53] & Milambar and both my parents died before reaching 60

[02:59:10] @ Fensta i bet you 1000 quid i die before you

[02:59:19] + T_D_H Milambar, if it isnt stage 4, youre fine

[02:59:21] & Milambar Gonna suicide to prove that bet?

[02:59:41] @ Fensta why worry , who cares man ? u don't exist, then you exist, then u don't again

[02:59:47] @ Fensta dunno why ppl give a shit

[02:59:48] + Techy give it a nice job with this one

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[03:00:39] & Naemuti i got two people that make me give a shit

[03:00:39] & Naemuti that's why

[03:00:45] @ Fensta i have a suicide plan but ideally it involves a gun, annoyingly they're really hard to get hold of when u don't know any rough people from shady areas

[03:01:11] + T_D_H Fensta have you tried ebay? lol

[03:01:27] @ Fensta heh that is a non starter

[03:01:45] + T_D_H or are guns outlawed where you live

[03:02:07] @ Fensta found some on darkweb but i don't trust them, looks like a government setup to catch ppl buying them

[03:02:15] + T_D_H typically the criminals have them regardless

[03:02:28] @ Fensta yeh totally outlawed unless you're a farmer or somethin

[03:02:52] @ Fensta my plan is to join a gun club

[03:02:56] + T_D_H look for cocain dealers, usually dont have to go far up the ladder to find somebody strapped

[03:03:18] @ Fensta then turn up , shoot a few targets, then shoot myself in the head

[03:04:11] @ Fensta i don't know anyone that shifty tdh :?

[03:04:12] @ Fensta :/

[03:04:28] + T_D_H Fensta it usually isnt that hard to find people like that

[03:04:49] @ Fensta it is when u are a loner and don't know anybody

[03:05:02] + T_D_H most addicts are as well

[03:05:08] + T_D_H doesnt stop them

[03:05:25] @ Fensta i don't know ppl like that

[03:05:47] + T_D_H have to go out there and meet the criminal underworld

[03:05:50] @ Fensta i'd pay a few thousand for a gun, even tho theyre only worth 700 ish

[03:05:57] @ Fensta just always wanted one

[03:06:09] + T_D_H you dont want a cheap gun, usually has body's on it

[03:06:25] @ Fensta not too bothered

[03:06:35] @ Fensta i'd leave a note saying "i didn't do it"

[03:06:41] + T_D_H haha

[03:06:43] + T_D_H yeah me too

[03:07:12] @ Fensta only route to shady ppl is to talk to a homeless heroin addict or a prostitute

[03:07:29] + T_D_H you may be able to get around gun laws by buying the gun a single peice at a time

[03:07:34] @ Fensta to either get enuff heroin to overdose on or get to know someone who sells guns

[03:07:54] + T_D_H fentynal is all over the work, fuck herion

[03:08:11] @ Fensta there are places that send them dissasembled

[03:08:29] @ Fensta with instructions on how to make it into working gun

[03:08:59] @ Fensta i havent found a darkweb site that allows fentanyl sellers

[03:09:15] @ Fensta guesing that would be a mellow way to go out

[03:09:26] @ Fensta o/d in peaceful tranquillity

[03:09:29] & Milambar Fensta: shooting yourself in the head only has an 83% success rate, with the 17% failures having debilitating life changing disabilities afterwards

[03:09:40] @ Fensta i'll take 83 :)

[03:09:43] + wobotkoala sudo moo

[03:09:43] + glitchy 🐄⚡ Super Cow Powers activated! (+10 moos!)

[03:09:45] + wobotkoala moo

[03:09:45] + glitchy systemd[1]: moo.service failed

[03:09:45] @ Fensta thats good odds

[03:09:50] & Milambar Just jump in front of an express train which has a 99.3% success rate

[03:10:15] @ Fensta i aint that selfish, don't wanna put that on the driver of the train

[03:10:19] @ Fensta same with buses

[03:10:49] @ Fensta i aint got the balls to jump off a tall building either

[03:11:35] @ Fensta some ppl say its the cowards way out, they are so wrong. it takes a lot of commitment to do that shit

[03:11:44] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

[03:11:46] & Naemuti if you wanna be pedantic about it all suicide is kinda selfish, someone's gotta clean up the body no matter what unless you jump into a pool of lava lol

[03:11:52] & Milambar open a vein

[03:11:56] & Naemuti like i ain't saying i haven't thought of it a million times

[03:11:58] & Milambar asphyxiate on N2

[03:12:09] @ Fensta fuck those ppl , they chose to do the job, not my problem

[03:12:20] @ Fensta also fuck the police

[03:12:30] & vk2bio you'se all feeling a bit depressed then are you

[03:12:34] & Milambar Visit liverpool city centre wearing a tutu, and leotard at 2am on a fri night

[03:12:46] + DuckHunt The duck takes flight and vanishes! ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[03:13:01] @ Fensta i'd just end up find a bunch of gay friends milambar :P

[03:13:01] & Milambar bonus points if its pink

[03:13:47] @ Fensta i found today depressing true, i went out n saw people who are happy, it was annoyin

[03:13:56] & Milambar take a drink of water from the mersey

[03:14:08] @ Fensta heh, pass,

[03:14:17] & Milambar but it'll kill you

[03:14:34] @ Fensta yeh would choke on the turd in the glass

[03:14:47] & Milambar play tongue hockey with an american pitbull terrier

[03:15:02] & Milambar "All we found was a headless body"

[03:15:08] & Naemuti even scarier play tongue hockey with an american

[03:15:15] @ Fensta i've got off with some dogs but not an actual DOG

[03:15:21] & Milambar wow, Fensta, Naemuti wants a kiss

[03:15:44] @ Fensta prolly not from us milambar

[03:15:50] * xDemonessx quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Demoness)))

[03:15:55] & Milambar Climb a pylon, and grab the cable

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[03:16:32] & Naemuti you don't got that dog in you Fensta?

[03:16:38] @ Fensta my ex's son climber on top of a train, an electric arc zapped him, he didn't die, just got burnt to shit and lost all his skin

[03:16:42] & Milambar Announce to the world that you have an unredacted copy of the Epstein files

[03:16:43] @ Fensta mad pain

[03:16:49] * xDemonessx quit (None)

[03:17:01] * LimitServ set mode +l 314

[03:17:04] & Milambar and a CIA liquidator will take care of you

[03:17:12] @ Fensta aaaaaaaanyway

[03:17:16] & Naemuti i have an unredacted copy of the Epstein Files (they are just a bunch of files that say the word Epstein in them)

[03:17:27] & Milambar Liquidator dispatched

[03:17:34] @ Fensta why would ya wanna read that miserable shit

[03:17:40] & Milambar please remain where you are, Naemuti

[03:17:58] kaitphone It's out there and no one's done shit about it

[03:18:00] kaitphone Obviously

[03:18:12] @ Fensta theres enuff misery in the world,, ya don't need to read more of it

[03:18:33] & Milambar kaitphone: quite a few politicians in the UK mentioned in it have been RTC'd and arrested

[03:18:33] @ Fensta specially as there's fuckall u can do about it

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[03:18:49] kaitphone Yeah but here....yeah

[03:19:09] & Naemuti quite a lot of misery in new jersey i agree

[03:19:10] & Naemuti ;p

[03:19:15] @ Fensta ppl eh, some should be shot

[03:19:27] & Naemuti hey, that's the american way

[03:19:31] & Naemuti just shoot people

[03:19:33] & Milambar You're very fond of guns, Fensta

[03:19:33] @ Fensta :P

[03:19:47] @ Fensta i would never shoot anyone other than myself

[03:19:50] & Naemuti everyone here knows how to shoot

[03:19:52] & Naemuti cept the Bruins

[03:19:52] @ Fensta i dont belive in violence

[03:19:55] & Milambar personally I prefer sealing them into an empty barrel, and dropping them in deep water

[03:19:57] @ Fensta hate it

[03:20:00] & Naemuti they don't know how to

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[03:20:30] @ Fensta i'm surprisingly peaceful

[03:20:40] @ Fensta and try to be decent

[03:20:40] & Milambar "for a Liverpuddlan"

[03:20:45] @ Fensta :P

[03:20:46] & Milambar "for a Liverpuddlan"

[03:20:50] ~ End3r lol

[03:21:03] @ Fensta like manc are any better

[03:21:03] + Techy any drug for this shit

[03:21:12] * LimitServ set mode +l 316

[03:21:12] kaitphone ^

[03:21:13] & Milambar ok, Techy ignored

[03:21:23] @ Fensta wise move

[03:21:28] & Milambar I hate bots that randomly say things

[03:21:52] ~ End3r $markov

[03:21:52] + glitchy dolphin is a step to install kde plasma

[03:21:54] @ Fensta ai bots seems to be a thing appearing in random chans n pretending to be people, they are so bad at it

[03:21:54] ~ Peorth yeah CT turned it into a markov bot

[03:21:57] ~ Peorth glitchy does it too

[03:21:58] kaitphone We have people that do that too

[03:21:59] ~ Peorth it's stupid

[03:22:11] & Milambar Fensta: don't forget to update your UC journal, they are making everyone update it twith their rent / housing details

[03:22:11] ~ End3r it is disabled though

[03:22:17] @ Fensta goes without saying to ignore glitchy

[03:22:22] ~ End3r I have to manually trigger it

[03:22:23] & Milambar otherwise your housing component won't go through next pay cycle

[03:22:24] ~ Peorth 22:21:52 <~End3r> $markov

[03:22:24] ~ Peorth 22:21:52 <+glitchy> dolphin is a step to install kde plasma

[03:22:29] ~ Peorth still counts

[03:22:36] kaitphone Bag on my head

[03:22:40] kaitphone Still counts!

[03:22:54] @ Fensta i'll check it tomorrow or sometin milambar, tbh i totally forgot about that shitty website

[03:22:54] + Techy totally normal for acuity to drop in days, but it's empty now, staged, i cant sleep there!!

[03:22:55] * Milambar removes the bag of chocolates from kaitphone's head

[03:22:56] ~ End3r paper or plastic?

[03:22:58] ~ End3r :P

[03:23:07] kaitphone On yours?

[03:23:13] kaitphone Depends which head

[03:23:19] ~ End3r kek

[03:23:30] @ Fensta sooooooo

[03:23:32] ~ Peorth ok yeah

[03:23:40] ~ Peorth .k Techy turn that markov crap off

[03:23:40] * Rizon kicked Techy (turn that markov crap off)

[03:23:53] @ Fensta you'd need me to wear a bad over my head to bang me

[03:24:00] kaitphone Seriously, this room has more active bots than people

[03:24:03] ~ End3r damn, I thought he had it at 3%

[03:24:07] ~ Peorth yep

[03:24:10] ~ Peorth it's annoying

[03:24:11] & Milambar a bag over that head is called a condom, Fensta

[03:24:26] @ Fensta ...

[03:24:30] & Milambar :D

[03:24:34] @ Fensta you are a double bagger milambar

[03:24:42] @ Fensta good luck with that face

[03:24:52] & Milambar Im a zero bagger, I don't engage in that activity at all

[03:24:59] @ Fensta brb more alcohol needed

[03:25:10] & Milambar why?

[03:25:11] @ Fensta same, not by choice tho :P

[03:25:21] kaitphone No it is by choice.

[03:25:28] kaitphone Not yours.

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