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it's only fair, that's what shimmeringvoid did to me :(
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<ComputerTech> Naemuti esjay is afk
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Naemuti
i'm on another channel being mad at someone
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Naemuti
this fucking dickhead who is honestly just kinda rude to everyone
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Naemuti
so i guess i shouldn't take it personally
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Naemuti
i'm just trying to talk about things i think are cool and he's just being sarcastic and like who cares and saying that it wasn't useful
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Naemuti
like fuck off then
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esjay: come here and help me slap CT around?
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Naemuti
i should exercise then maybe goon
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KnownSyntax
it’s like the desert at the end of a meal
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dumbass808
oh. really good time for exercise and some gooning
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KnownSyntax
You been in the military? I can’t imagine others using that time tbh
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dumbass808
my country doesnt use am pm thingy
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dumbass808
so, it is the default for me
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End3r
1907 here
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End3r
ComputerTech is talking from the future
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Naemuti
24 hour time just makes more sense
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End3r
I'm a military brat, so 24h is easy
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ComputerTech
i'm not a military brat and it's easy
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Naemuti
it is just what a lot of countries use
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Naemuti
it's what i saw in Brazil
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loulan
I think the issue is with the English language
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loulan
since in spoken English people don't use 24h time
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loulan
ComputerTech~
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for me it depends on who I am talking to
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Starting round of trivia. Questions: 1
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1. Who released 'tell him' in november 1962?
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End3r
spam is bad, mmmkay?
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.strivia
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End3r End3r End3r End3r End3r End3r End3r End3r End3r End3r End3r
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giggles
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End3r
Don't make me tell mum
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End3r
where the fuck is weasel
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End3r
I don't like his new schedule
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End3r
weasel++
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🆙 Karma boost! weasel gained 1 karma ✨ (🎯 19 in #computertech | 🌐 261 global)
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Naemuti
ComputerTech we've already long established most americans are stupid
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End3r
ComputerTech pm rq
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KnownSyntax
good thing I’m not American I’m Arizonan
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Naemuti
I'm also not American I'm from Massachusetts
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Naemuti
There's a difference
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KnownSyntax
your British then cause of the OG colonies before Chapter America was launched
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KnownSyntax
but the good British they don’t consider Chinese food French fries with whatever nasty dip they put on top
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ComputerTech
people putting fucking ketchup over their chips and not putting it aside as a fucking dip
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Naemuti
New England does have the best Chinese food though
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Naemuti
I've never gone to another state and thought they did it better than here
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ComputerTech
Naemuti KnownSyntax opinion on that ^
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Naemuti
I have no idea what he's yapping about with french fries
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Naemuti
I only ever see French fries at the buffet
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ComputerTech
and i'm talking about people putting ketchup over their fries
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Naemuti
This article is gonna make me mad
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KnownSyntax
it’s like the go to sauce, or that vinegar sauce
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Naemuti
Curry and fries is fine
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KnownSyntax
I’m trying to chow down on some orange chicken
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KnownSyntax
not some French fries with curry sauce
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Naemuti
I got the biggest plate of orange chicken I'll probably ever have in São Paulo
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KnownSyntax
which is ironic cause aren’t French fries a US made thing?
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Naemuti
It fed four of us
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KnownSyntax
makes me miss NYC. Chinese food was so damn good
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Naemuti
CT I gotta show you the plate
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Naemuti
I'm on the treadmill
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Naemuti
We have phones now lad
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Techy
[url] Review: Panda Express And Buldak's Dynamite Sweet & Sour Chicken Will Light Your Mouth On Fire In All The Best Ways | www.tastingtable.com
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KnownSyntax
and I hate panda but that was the best spicy chicken from a fast food place tbh
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KnownSyntax
I’m more of a crab puff guy myself with the chili sauce tbh
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KnownSyntax
nah the red sauce chilli, the sweet spicy one
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ComputerTech
Naemuti do you like watching womens volleyball
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
OrangeJuice > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 19]
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Boliver
LETS GET TOGETHER AND FEEL ALRIGHT
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Boliver
hear the children crying
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Boliver
I am listening to techy.music
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Boliver
feck he changed it
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Boliver
didn't even let it finish ;/
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Boliver
OH PIRATES YES THEY ROB I!
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Boliver
yar har fiddle dee dee
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Naemuti
i like watching women ComputerTech
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Naemuti
hi OrangeJuice
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Naemuti
i have a girlfriend who i plan to marry some day yeah
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Naemuti
my browser blocked it saying it was a dangerous link
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T_D_H
womens volleyball, brazils team is, how do I say, quite gifted
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TechServ
[UD] sim (1/10): A person encompassing all the traits of perfection. When obstacles present themselves a Sim just keeps on givener. | Example: That girl Seema is gonna be one heck of a Sim one of these days.
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Naemuti
it's Portuguese for yes Boliver
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T_D_H
.d polish snowmobile
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T_D_H
.ud polish snowmobile
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TechServ
No definition found for 'polish snowmobile'.
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T_D_H
.ud polish snowcone
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TechServ
[UD] polish snowcone (1/1): The act of eating a mans semen out of a fleshlight. | Example: Jason performed The Polish Snowcone after eating his own semen from the Fleshlight that he ejacul...
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TechServ
[UD] ComputerTech (1/6): ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net)
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TechServ
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say. | Example: ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
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I just took 100 mg of delta 9 THC weed gummies. I'm gonna be hi :)
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T_D_H
enjoy your trip
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 12]
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I think I triggered a red light camera even though I was turning left on a green light because I saw the red light camera flash. I hope I don't get a ticket, it'd be a pain in the ass to fight it in court.
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Naemuti
>has no knowledge of fixing computers
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Naemuti
polish snowcone kinda hot honestly tbh
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revs Audi
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Audi
Thanks man
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ComputerTech
converts Audi into a bmw
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set mode +l 318
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KnownSyntax
Audi! you finish the show yet?
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Naemuti
a shitty new BMW or a cool old BMW
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Naemuti
M5s now look like dog shit though
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ComputerTech
they look better than most cars still lol
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Techy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Naemuti
no but like this is such a rich kid borrows his dad's car then totals it while drunk and begs the cop to let it go kinda car
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Naemuti
tell me i'm wrong
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ComputerTech
peugeot 406 2.1 diesel litre engine
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ComputerTech
(yes i showed the racing version to make it seem more cool)
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Naemuti
got enough sponsors m8
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prussian
My first car was a 2000 Buick Regal
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ComputerTech
my first car was from back in 1992
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brandon
that's when I was born
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prussian
Sadly it wasn't the supercharged one
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Naemuti
the first car i ever remember my parents having was a pontiac something or other with crank windows
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Naemuti
then when i was my turn to drive i got to drive a 2005 jetta
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prussian
And I had to take the engine out to fix some God awful computer bullshit
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prussian
Dogshit car, but it was a buick
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brandon
my first was a 2001 pontiac grand am
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ComputerTech
car my parents had when they brought me from the hospital was a limited edition carlos sainz toyota celica
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ComputerTech
prussian the no was @ OrangeJuice btw not you
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prussian
>17k for a 2001 Grand AM
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the FAST DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+12 xp] [Total ducks: 53]
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prussian
Man I wish I had some old ass Celica..
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prussian
Man that's the cool one too
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brandon
I have a 2023 Chevy Bolt EUV and Chevy Silverado Commerical Class 1500
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brandon
I don't miss that grand am one bit
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brandon
thing was fucking awful
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prussian
kek I don't miss the Buick at all...
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brandon
fucking engine block cracked is what killed it
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T_D_H
the GTP grand am was a rocket ship
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ComputerTech
still sitting in a shed locked away
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prussian
I miss pop up lights.
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ComputerTech
very few miles on it and was kept for me since it brought me from the hospital
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ComputerTech
estimated worth is like 100k ish apparently from what i've been offered before
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Naemuti
so it's also never done much of anything
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Naemuti
dad had a lincoln zephyr at one point, they only made those a few years i think
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Naemuti
said it drove like a boat
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ComputerTech
especially low milage, original paintwork, carlos sainz limited edition shit inside it
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Naemuti
always smelled like grandma perfume
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Naemuti
we didn't keep that car long
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ComputerTech
<&prussian> Man I wish I had some old ass Celica..
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prussian
It's the only way to drive.
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ComputerTech
puegeot 406 is a good rally car too
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brandon
why is ComputerTech still not banned
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set mode +b ComputerTech!*@*
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ComputerTech
prussian rallying is a big thing on the island i live on now
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brandon
I need to be a channel owner to kick you
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brandon
ComputerTech: make me a ~
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brandon
just for a minute please
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set mode -b ComputerTech!*@*
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prussian
Nowhere here. There is a race track, but unless you own private land not much...
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kicked ComputerTech (brandon)
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brandon
set mode +b ComputerTech!*@*
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kicks ComputerTech in the shins
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kicks ComputerTech in the shins
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brandon
I'M REPORTING YOU TO #SERVICVES
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prussian
to be fair it's hard to get into. But racing in general is
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ComputerTech
02:26:46 <&ComputerTech> .deprotect
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ComputerTech
02:26:46 *** &Rizon sets mode -a ComputerTech
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prussian
Unless you're doing those illegal street racing things people organize on Facebook...
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brandon
^ ComputerTech
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brandon
you just used your oper powers to bypass a ban
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ComputerTech
brandon duh i got exempt on myself
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runs an hides
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brandon
k now let me kick you
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Rizon
set mode -b ComputerTech!*@*
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ComputerTech
02:28:36 <~ComputerTech> .ban ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
02:28:36 -Rizon- ComputerTech matches an except on #computertech and cannot be banned until the except have been removed.
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Milambar
boys and their toys
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set mode +b *!*@ComputerTech.Network
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MagicalPig
kicked ComputerTech (MagicalPig)
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Rizon
set mode -b *!*@ComputerTech.Network
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yanks MagicalPig's tail
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Milambar
that... wasn't his tail
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averts his eyes
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brandon
of course ComputerTech would sexually assault a pig
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brandon
it's not the first time he violated an animal
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DuckHunt
MagicalPig > *SWISH* The ninja duck effortlessly dodged your shot! [-1 XP]
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DuckHunt
MagicalPig > *BANG* You hit the ninja duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+14 xp]
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glitchy
🐄⚡ Super Cow Powers activated! (+10 moos!)
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glitchy
systemctl status moo.service
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glitchy
MooCoin to the mooooon
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glitchy
🐄⚡ Super Cow Powers activated! (+10 moos!)
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Milambar
PapaFrog: when is your colonoscopy?
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PapaFrog
Consult is on May 5th.
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 5]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the FAST DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+12 xp] [Total ducks: 54]
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > The fast duck dropped a Magazine! [Added to inventory]
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Techy
are you projecting