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So Elon is making a solar powered Cow now?
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computertech check my channel.
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farts and fans it towards url
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adult worms are supposed to be valuable since the characters will be for output so it has the money
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don't worry i wont play with it for now
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That's what CT says to the sheep before he molests them
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irish is just a terribly bad influence on techy
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It's almost 8:30pm here
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kaitphone just got back from a birthday party
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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birthday knownsyntax, will you teach me a vegan burger
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Hey ComputerTech
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twin
hows it going ?
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kaitphone
I'm tired, go to bed sheepfucker
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even though i only got 3 hours sleep
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kaitphone go to bed and pet your kitties
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I'm already doing one of those things
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And it's not going to bed.
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kaitphone hopefully petting your kitties?
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Techy
ComputerTech: Markov command restricted to bot admins only.
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twin
watching sports channe.
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kaitphone
Jenny is currently on me
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ComputerTech
kaitphone feed em some cooked carrots
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kaitphone
We're out of carrots atm
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ComputerTech
what other vegetable do kitties like?
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·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
ButtrdBread > *SWISH* The ninja duck effortlessly dodged your shot! [-1 XP]
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DuckHunt
ButtrdBread > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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DuckHunt
ButtrdBread > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 7]
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DuckHunt
ButtrdBread > *BANG* You hit the ninja duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+14 xp]
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kaitphone
Not many. They're obligate carnivores.
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kaitphone
What part of obligate carnivore don't you understand?
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ComputerTech
kaitphone yes but aren't cats okay with eating peas etc?
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kaitphone
But it's best for most of their diet to be meat.
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i'm trying to learn more about cats as one of my friends has a cat
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and she insists i find about cats my own way
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saying they are "mysterious babies"
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and for me to talk to someone who owns cats
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ComputerTech
kaitphone so it was a trick question? ll
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kaitphone
Are you normally this stupid or do you have a knack for pretending?
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Rukia_Kuchiki
ComputerTech is blonde so he is that stupid and more so
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ComputerTech
kaitphone it depends, i do like sometimes pretending to force a convo to continue, but atm i am confused when it comes to cats
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ComputerTech
don't we all do that? but when it comes to pets
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as much knowledge i got is about 30 minutes with my brothers dog
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Naemuti: halp before I commit a felony
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ComputerTech
kaitphone gimme a few facts on cats so i can sound knowledgeable on cats
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Techy
it looks suspiciously a lot but
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kaitphone
You don't deserve help from me
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ComputerTech
ButtrdBread i'll make it tomorrow only specific users can do !markov
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ComputerTech
kaitphone come on, one favour, when have i ever asked you for a favour. Besides who else owns as many cats as you
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Rukia_Kuchiki
Sorry I said ComputerTech full name out loud
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kaitphone
I'm not doing you any favors.
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kaitphone
You're lucky I'm nice to you occasionally.
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ComputerTech
what is with cat owners expecting you to know everything about cats btw
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Rukia_Kuchiki
I'm always mean to ComputerTech in a joking way
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kaitphone
Rukia_Kuchiki: I'm not joking
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ComputerTech
kaitphone ok at least answer this, aren't cats the type to hate strangers? what does it mean if all her cats circle my legs/try to climb them
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kaitphone
I just don't do favors for or be nice to someone who let me and others be bullied or be treated like shit.
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I took you too literal on treating you like shit part
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twin
>_< listening to ZZ Top
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Fensta
i just been thinkin, this network could use an 80's music chan for people to share random old shit adored or forgot about
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MaidenAmerica
.yt Rick Astley Never gonna' give you up.
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TechServ
YouTube Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Video) (4K Remaster) | Length: 3:34 | Views: 1,760,552,372 | Channel: Rick Astley - https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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TechServ
YouTube The Chinee Laundryman (All-A-Same) by Frank Dumont (1880) | Length: 3:01 | Views: 45,926 | Channel: Ragtime Rev
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Fensta
that's not even a rick roll, man u need some lessons in trickery
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TechServ
YouTube Huey Lewis and the News - Full Show (Rock am Ring, August 3, 1985) | Length: 19:04 | Views: 365,503 | Channel: hueylewisofficial
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MaidenAmerica
Fensta, nah, wasn't trying to rick roll you. Just, it's an 80's song. :)
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Fensta
not a brilliant one.......
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MaidenAmerica
just like "Jesse's Girl" by Rick Springfield.
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MaidenAmerica
if i never hear that song again, it'll be too soon
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Fensta
i'm listening to A-Ha at the moment, loved / love em
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Fensta
think it'd be kinda cool for ppl to spam 80s track in a chan dedicated to it
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Fensta
just need a person with bots to make the chan n idle em in there
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MaidenAmerica
I was 16 in 1986, fresh with a driver license
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Fensta
then we can start inviting ppl
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Fensta
same man, we are same age
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ButtrdBread
the '80s are overly romanticised imo
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Fensta
i'd rather someone just parked their bots in a chan, it's been a long time since i new how to partyline n control a bot
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MaidenAmerica
I guess I could bring keyser over, but I'm sure someone else in here has a better one.
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Fensta
where u around at that time ButtrdBread ?
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Fensta
when computers were new, breakdancing, cool movies, bmx's, music etc
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Fensta: no but i know that it was a time of economic uncertainty in many places
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Fensta
and old memories of chicks u fancied but could never get
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MaidenAmerica
It was a fantastic time to be young. Reagan was President, and Clint Eastwood had his own police force.
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Fensta
it makes my heart sink to hear certain music
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MaidenAmerica
Fensta, you hear 80's all the time in stores now. Welcome to being the Target Demographic. :)
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Fensta
your stores are cooler than ours, here it's 90s+
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Fensta
random stuff
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MaidenAmerica
tbh I think it depends on the demographics of the neighborhood & customers
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Fensta
also some oldies
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MaidenAmerica
some places here mix in Hispanic type music
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Fensta
i think all the Tesco supermarkets get their music pumped in from HQ down south
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Fensta
someone somewhere has a job making a playlist
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Fensta
do you live in LA or miami ? :P
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Fensta
latino / mariachi stuff
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Fensta
oh, thats not very mexican
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Fensta
oh, forgive my geography
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los angeles couldnt be a more hispanic name
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"They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly."
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Milambar
Fensta: make me some poached egg on toast man
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Milambar
I have 128 eggs to use up
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Fensta
i know of san obispo from the ring announcer in UFC introducing "chuck liddell"
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Fensta
lol 128, u think u maybe bought too many ?
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he has his own chicken i think
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Fensta: I went to a farm...
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ButtrdBread meant to say: he has his own chickens i think
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Fensta
chuck's chicken , guess that would work
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Milambar
"I need some eggs, can't afford store prices no more. How many for £5?"
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"You the guy that went to <other farm> last week?"
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a dozen mil
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Fensta
for less than 5
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"Been expecting you. Here, fivers worth of eggs at cost."
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why are you on one about eggs btw ? :P
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YouTube Ben E. King - Stand By Me (HQ Video Remastered In 1080p) | Length: 3:01 | Views: 20,541,286 | Channel: PRIMITIV RECORD
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Fensta: last week I drove to a farm, not a farm shop, the actual farm
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Milambar
asked if they'd sell me spudatoes
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Milambar
2 50lb sacks for.. I forget
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Milambar
"We'd rather sell to the public than to supermarkets."
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Milambar
then they threw in 10lb onions
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"<other farm> down the road does eggs if you're interested."
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Terry5
pun intended
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Milambar
"Might call in there next week"
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Milambar
now I have 128 eggs
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Terry5
don't put them all in one basket
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Milambar
Fensta: think about it, if thats what they are selling them for to supermarkets, andwe pay £3.50 for 6
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how much fucking profit the supermarkets are making
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Fensta
bonus milambar, do you live in the sticks or somethin ? where the fuck is a random country farmer near manc chester ?
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Milambar
Fensta: I live on the edge of the cheshire plains
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Terry5
and the farmer shit is generally always better quality and bigger with less hormones
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Fensta
cheshire is kinda nice
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Fensta
used to go night fishing there
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KnownSyntax
that’s false news. McDonald’s has the most farm fresh chicken nuggets you have seen
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Terry5
safer than ice fishing, except in florida
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They are in the actual shape of the chicken nuggets meat section
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Fensta
u mean pink goo nuggets
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Milambar
7 miles east, to the city centre
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Milambar
1 mile west to open countryside
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Milambar
if you find "city airport manchester" on a map
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Milambar
you will be within a mile of my house
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Milambar
thats city airport manchester
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Milambar
not manchester airport
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Terry5
writing this down
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KnownSyntax
do you actually mean miles or km cause you live in the UK
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Milambar
1.609km, KnownSyntax
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Terry5
We used AI to zero out the probablitiy of whree's Milambar wasn't, and found his location
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Terry5
500 potatoes and 300 eggs later
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Terry5
it was worth it
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·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
Milambar > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 3]
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Terry5: most of the channel knew where I live anyway
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except he has a goldfish memory
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Milambar
and keeps forgetting :D
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i will always know ur a manc :P
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don't ban me for mentioning another chan but if u can be arsed, idle in #80s-music . it's new and needs random ppl in it
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how i always read it
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i'm an evertonian u mofo milambar :P
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they are all alchies, so their livers are pudding
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i went the pub on monday and into the pool / darts room . got talkin to a fella who was about to go back to a rehab. he told me his life story about how he has seizures when he stops drinking. i could so relate cost been there
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Fensta
but i wondered why the fuck are u telling me all this
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Fensta
i don't mention my shit to strangers, it's odd when other ppl spill their guts
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he needed someone to talk to
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Milambar
shoulda charged him a pint of strongbow per hour
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Fensta
he was arite, but crap at pool,,we bet 1 quid a game, i took his money
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Fensta
his mates turned up , 3 of them and 1 of me, i bowed out cos didn't wanna try n mooch in with their group
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Fensta
i aint that outgoing n gregarious
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YouTube A Scottish Woman Reacts to the death of Margaret Thatcher | Length: 0:13 | Views: 905,266 | Channel: Reddebrek
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Naemuti
irish friend just showed me this on discord
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Fensta
assume she isn't complimatary
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Milambar
as much as I disliked baggie scratcher
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I won't celebrate someones death
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Fensta
same, i thought it was poor to laugh at an old woman dying
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Fensta
even if she was shite, uncool to take the piss
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baggie scratcher got a chuckle out of me Milambar
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computer and technology
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Is this room still full of stupidity or did he leave?
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Naemuti
It's always full of stupidity
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kaitphone
I meant the Irish stupidity
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thomas
don't bully my wife (male) like that
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Naemuti
I'm naked and in the shower rn
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Milambar
FREE LAMPSHADE(flower) CAT
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FREE LAMPSHADE(flower) CAT
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·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
Milambar > *gentle approach* The duck doesn't trust you.
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DuckHunt
Milambar > *gentle approach* The duck doesn't trust you.
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DuckHunt
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the FAST DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+12 xp] [Total ducks: 68]
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DuckHunt
Milambar > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]
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[End3r] People are going to the moon, aliens are coming to Earth and I’m still pushing on a door that says pull.
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Boliver
gn ya poofters
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thomas
im not a poofter, im a computer
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Boliver
if you're a computer, I'm Jesus Hercules Christ.
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thomas
you could be talking to a LLM, you never know
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Can a computer be a poofter?
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Milambar
if it blows a diode, *poof*
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PapaFrog
We would need a male-to-male gender changer
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Fensta
you can buy those online
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PapaFrog
I'm old enough to remember them.
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Fensta
mostly audio extension leads
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Fensta
crikey, do u hate me that much ? :P
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Milambar
black pudding is GOAT
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Fensta
punishment food, even prisoners wouldnt eat that
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Milambar
fine, PapaFrog can have them instead
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PapaFrog
I think English food violates the Geneva Convention.
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Milambar
Black Pudding is german
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i love english food but black pudding is definitely a crime against humanity
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PapaFrog
I guess I'm thinking of blood pudding.
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Fensta
same thing
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Milambar
PapaFrog: yes, indeed
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Milambar
stuffed into a pigs intestine
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Milambar
and allowed to set
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Fensta
i gag just at the thought
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PapaFrog
I'm 'murikan. pudding is dessert.
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Milambar
the original name was Blutwurst
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Fensta
germans are into some shady shit
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Milambar
which translates to blood sausage
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Fensta
food wise, not their previous stuff
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PapaFrog
Maybe they were right about the Jews.
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PapaFrog
hides
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Milambar
kaitphone: you wanna field this one?
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PapaFrog
Yes, I know it is Zionists, not Jews. It was a joke.
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kaitphone
backhands PapaFrog
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kaitphone
Say that again and I will schnitzel your weiner
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PapaFrog
What is this? Tennis?
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kaitphone
I'll play tennis with your balls.
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Milambar
PapaFrog: u know that kaitphone is Jewish, right?
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kaitphone
Fuck off with that antisemitic shit
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PapaFrog
Is she a zionist? If so, I have a problem with her.
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kaitphone
I'm not a fan of Israel's shit
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FlatEarther
I wish I was drunk or hi right now.
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kaitphone
But say shit again about the Jews and we will have a problem.
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Milambar
cuddles kaitphone
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Milambar
gives kaitphone a large CDM
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Milambar
The only thing Hitler did correctly, was to die
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Naemuti
i fuckin hate Hitler