| Transgender people aren't what they used to be... |
5 days, 11 hours ago |
| Jau die Fotze hats guat, braucht koan mantel und koan hut muss ned kochen und ned striken, liegt nur da und laesst sich ficken! |
3 weeks, 4 days ago |
| Willux> I am lazy. It's my long weekend :D Willux> I am eating lunch! Willux is hungry |
4 weeks ago |
| Wenn du dich manchmal klein,nutzlos beleidigt und depri fühlst,denke immer daran: Du warst einmal das schnellste & erfolgreichste Spermium in deiner Gruppe |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| Gibst du mia Jacke du Opfer, sonst mach isch dir Messer! |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks: Some asshole got my pen! |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| 10th of may 1940, socialist nazis attacking Holland and Belgium, today 85 years ago. |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Habemus Papam! |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Tiburon is God! |
3 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Free Duterte! Shame on Karim Ahmad Khan and his ICC! Duterte Best President Ever for Phils! |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Chag Purim Sameach! ** Happy Purim! |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| #Duterte Support Duterte! Shame to ICC! Shame to corrupt Marcos! Free Duterte, best president Pilipinas ever had! |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Happy Bitches day! ;o) |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| https://www.gofundme.com/f/alone-after-tragedy-aid-lindas-recovery |
5 months, 1 week ago |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkH_14Mz_P0 - Bayern from above |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvdEgkqei6c Oan Münchner im Himml! |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNkrtoVGmMg Tre Bukkene Bruse |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| PartyTurk acts like a Maine Coon cat... Always sleeping. ;o) |
5 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Today 27th, world Holocaust remembrance day. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Holocaust_Remembrance_Day |
6 months ago |
| Child: "Dad, there is a monster under my bed. Can I sleep in your room?" Dad: "Look, it's you he's after. Why make him my problem too?" |
6 months ago |
| Yo mama so dumb she was going to the airport and she saw a sign that say "airport left" so she turned around and went home. |
6 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Happy Christmas, Merry Chanukka! |
7 months, 1 week ago |
| John said, Emma, shall I wear this gown today? - John, said Emma, shall I wear this gown today? <--- Just a comma. |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| https://youtu.be/5t59s1sa1oc |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| What do you call a black person on the moon? *** An Astronaut! (you racist bastard) ;o) |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Happy Pentecost! (That's the holiday with the chocolate eggs, right?) |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Iran attacked Israel. Happy weekend! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Four things I trust more than Biden/Harris: Mexican tap water, a rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign, gas station sushi, and a prostate exam from Captain |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| McChicken has shot way over 100000 ducks in duck shoot channels and earned a day being op here, as promised. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Freedom is the right to tell people what they don't want to hear. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| GOD created the world in six days without much difficulty only because there were no lawyers to delay and complicate the process. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| April Foolsday! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| This weekend: CET to CEST (+1 hour). Stupidity since 1977. *** Happy Easter and happy bidens faggot day. ;o) |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Hätte Bill Gates gewollt, das Frauen mit Computern arbeiten, wäre der Bluescreen rosa. |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| Chag Purim Sameach! * Happy Purim! |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| schweinegrippe hin oder her - die bullen haben den rinderwahnsinn ueberlebt und die politiker werden die schweinegrippe ueberstehen |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| http://www.wolfmodels.com |
1 year, 4 months ago |
| https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n1tf4wvIVD8 <--- The next PM of Ca! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyUa63NM1E <--- Pass the Dutchies! ;o) |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the whore gives the money back! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| You slaughter a chicken with a knife for a cow. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Deppengschwätz!!! () http://www.bayern-irc.de.vu |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Sons are easier, you only have to worry about 1 weenie... With girls, you have to worry about every weenie in the county. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| RIP Gaston Glock (94) Thank you for the amazing gun! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGWIsvcL6s |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Chag Chanukka Sameach! Happy Chanukka! Chag HaOrim! Happy Hestkuk day! (today) |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Chag Chanukka Sameach! Happy Chanukka! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| https://youtu.be/5t59s1sa1oc |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| RIP Spike/Ekips (DenSpike) Undernet Network Oper and Coder *1983 - â 2023 |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| Dear daughter, it is time you know the truth: Daddy and I did bring you to life so you can do our dishes. |
2 years, 1 month ago |
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2 years, 2 months ago |
| http://bar.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wia_schreib_i_a_guads_Boarisch%3F < how to write proper bavarian |
2 years, 2 months ago |