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March 9, 2026
1 week, 4 days ago
Trump Family Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent Moron Who Only Got His Position Through Nepotism.
February 27, 2026
3 weeks ago
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. --- He acquired his size from too much pi.
February 8, 2026
1 month, 1 week ago
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
February 2, 2026
1 month, 2 weeks ago
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
January 28, 2026
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Abraham Lincoln said watching “Melania” was the worst experience he’s ever had in a theatre.
January 10, 2026
2 months, 1 week ago
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I wouldn't want to get my head that far up your ass.
January 2, 2026
2 months, 2 weeks ago
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. -- Irish proverb
December 25, 2025
2 months, 3 weeks ago
A Holy Knight is one who had very unfortunate luck at the jousting tournament.
December 5, 2025
3 months, 2 weeks ago
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe
December 3, 2025
3 months, 2 weeks ago
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills? ---------------- Aretha Franklins
November 26, 2025
3 months, 3 weeks ago
I am a person who wants to do lots of things, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
November 21, 2025
3 months, 3 weeks ago
If you're waiting for me to act normal, I hope you packed a picnic basket.
November 18, 2025
4 months ago
I have never had a bad day when I didn't choose to.
November 15, 2025
4 months ago
A man was injured while playing peek-a-boo. --- He's currently in the ICU.
November 13, 2025
4 months ago
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you didn't overthink everything? I think about it all the time.
November 1, 2025
4 months, 2 weeks ago
There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold, over ice, with a celery stalk. And Vodka.
October 23, 2025
4 months, 3 weeks ago
I tried calling the Tinnitus help line. No answer. Just kept ringing.
October 10, 2025
5 months, 1 week ago
That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.
September 26, 2025
5 months, 3 weeks ago
A wise man hears one word and understands two.
September 24, 2025
5 months, 3 weeks ago
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart (1897 - 1937)
September 22, 2025
5 months, 3 weeks ago
Know women, know pain, no women, no pain.
September 21, 2025
5 months, 3 weeks ago
Do you remember --- The twenty-first night of September?
September 12, 2025
6 months, 1 week ago
Stop worrying about what other people think. Have you met other people? They're AWFUL!
August 22, 2025
6 months, 3 weeks ago
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
August 19, 2025
7 months ago
Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska.
July 16, 2025
8 months ago
You will never amount to much. -- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
July 6, 2025
8 months, 2 weeks ago
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
May 27, 2025
9 months, 3 weeks ago
One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love, and to long life. - Alexander A. Bogomoletz
May 20, 2025
10 months ago
One kind word can warm three winter months -- Japanese proverb
May 17, 2025
10 months ago
What I do today is important because I am paying a day of my life for it.
May 10, 2025
10 months, 1 week ago
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
May 1, 2025
10 months, 2 weeks ago
Old age is real. I was in bed for 20 mins when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came in my room for my wallet.
April 29, 2025
10 months, 2 weeks ago
The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke
April 6, 2025
11 months, 2 weeks ago
It is better to be silent and appear ignorant than to speak and confirm it.
March 30, 2025
11 months, 2 weeks ago
We make a living by what we get. We make a LIFE by what we GIVE.
March 14, 2025
1 year ago
Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. It bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
March 3, 2025
1 year ago
No matter how nice you are, German children will always be Kinder.
February 2, 2025
1 year, 1 month ago
- Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
January 8, 2025
1 year, 2 months ago
A special message to Canada, Greenland, Panama, and now the Gulf of Mexico. Apologies. He's an imbecile. --- USA
January 3, 2025
1 year, 2 months ago
A special message to Canada, Greenland, & Panama. Apologies. He's an imbecile. --- USA
December 17, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers - Sydney J. Harris
November 21, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
You can tell God has a sense of humor because she put the male G-spot in his rectum.
August 23, 2024
1 year, 6 months ago
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy
August 13, 2024
1 year, 7 months ago
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
August 2, 2024
1 year, 7 months ago
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick (1928-1982)
July 10, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. 18 +room
July 4, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
July 1, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
HAPPY CANADA DAY !!!
June 19, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden
June 12, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet. -- 19th century toast
March 22, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go.
March 11, 2024
2 years ago
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
February 15, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Someone just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.
January 30, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
There was never a good war or a bad peace.
December 7, 2023
2 years, 3 months ago
If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
November 13, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3 - Alice Kahn
October 10, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
September 12, 2023
2 years, 6 months ago
Captain America's suit does not have 50 stars. It was 1 star, so he's actually Captain Texas.
August 12, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
July 31, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
-An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.
July 21, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
-Have you heard about the defunct rock band 999 Megabytes? ---------- They couldn't get a gig.
June 27, 2023
2 years, 8 months ago
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
May 19, 2023
2 years, 10 months ago
The educator must above all understand how to wait - to reckon all effects in the light of the future, not of the present. -- Ellen Kay
May 18, 2023
2 years, 10 months ago