| beware the kittymonkeys of the dry lands who grow from quadrabugs into monkeycats and then to kittymonkeys. |
1 day, 1 hour ago |
| welcome to our tropical paradise with snow capped mountains and fruity trees. |
2 days, 1 hour ago |
| The channel known to the elite simply as the channel |
1 week ago |
| we pay homage to all things that are savoury and we shun umami for eternity as a piece of unwanted oriental pretentiousness. |
1 week, 2 days ago |
| holybible is the home of futuristic aesthetic positions |
1 week, 2 days ago |
| holybible is the home of wonderful tension between caprice and urgency |
1 week, 5 days ago |
| holybible is the home of perfect spelling and impeccable grammar - we shall police all IRC grammar and spelling. |
2 weeks ago |
| 'tis time to wake, to make, and to wobble |
2 weeks, 1 day ago |
| we demand fossil fuel free USA next week. |
2 weeks, 2 days ago |
| No more fish & chips, the language is leaving me. No more chips and fish. The language is leaving me!!! |
2 weeks, 4 days ago |
| it is Friday, and we here in posh holybible eschew beef and pork and lamb on Fridays. we decree Fish & Chips day! |
2 weeks, 4 days ago |
| we are the most woke of woke channels, none can be so posh and woke as we, and all must acknowledge our superiority. |
2 weeks, 6 days ago |
| we are one but we are many, and from all the lands on Earth we come. We'll share a dream and sing with one voice - I am you are we are Australian. |
2 weeks, 6 days ago |
| Sunny days of lazy summer means holybible beaches and plenty of munchable delights. |
3 weeks, 1 day ago |
| It has been said, "why don't you go get a job!?", but we say to you "we're too posh to work! hand over your money" |
3 weeks, 1 day ago |
| holybible is most posh, most holy, most glorious, and most comfy. Let all God's posh people come and feast at our table. |
3 weeks, 2 days ago |
| May all thy yachts float beautifully. |
3 weeks, 6 days ago |
| when we are not quite awake and feeling grumpy we, the posh, simply fart a bit to stir things up. |
1 month ago |
| we shun and forbid in our posh importance recursive self-improvement in AI models. For we are wise and prudent. |
1 month ago |
| Nostradamus wrote, "holybible shall be posh and it shall rule the wealth of the world, and it's reign shall know no end." |
1 month ago |
| There is a vast deep state conspiracy to force Christians to use phones. |
1 month ago |
| A topic is permitted on Wednesdays |
1 month ago |
| we refuse to have a topic, on Tuesdays. |
1 month ago |
| we shall look at some very weird stuff in the bible - lying about your wife being your sister! |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| holybible will tolerate no one who sows discord among brothers. For we are brethren, and sisters too :-) |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| we approve cheese making, and we demand the very best cheeses for our table, and also excellent table service. |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| It is I, the spectre of the local bank, the haunting code of mainframes past! |
1 month, 1 week ago |
| A black arm band day, My sister in Law's sister died, she was only 62/3. God rest her soul. |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| holybible eschews all foreign scones, especially the Liverwurst Scones from Germany! |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| ANNOUNCEMENT two items of world significance; (1) script issue solved! (2) high game score achieved!! |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| never let it be said that we would forego a bacon and egg roll served on a posh platter. |
1 month, 2 weeks ago |
| we shun nuclear reactors that are not CAN DU ing their way through the heavy elements. |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| we anathematise eufis and demand bios2!!! for we are the posh elite and no change shall to tolerated. |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| we demand a tribute of goodies from travellers! It is our right as the posh overlords of the earth! |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| The Wisdom of Michigan decrees no fiscal wars against cheap suppliers. So it is said, so let it be done. |
1 month, 3 weeks ago |
| we, the posh elite decree: All debates must be conducted using maximal information derived from searches on Google or on other search engines and/or AI. |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| Simon says "let it be noted that holybible is prepared for a zombie apocalypse |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| We are The biryani kingdom-you shall submit to our basmati rice-Decree of the posh committee of holybible. |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| We shall brook no typos in our text to speech and speech to text. Verily. For we are posh. |
1 month, 4 weeks ago |
| We shun the Normans with their beige cardigans |
2 months ago |
| the only flowers I want see is the ones over my peaceful self restin' in the dirt. |
2 months ago |
| cower ye pushy bishops the grannies militant are coming for you, in posh clothing of course. |
2 months ago |
| we are always most concerned that our whites be whiter than white, for we are posh. |
2 months ago |
| all your base are belong to us, the posh elite |
2 months ago |
| we demand self cleaning teeth, it is our posh given right! |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| we anathematise Henry VIII - it is incumbent upon all posh persons to eschew and shun his hateful person. |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| let us have posh sad cakes and cheese twists for we require pastry delights and scones. |
2 months, 1 week ago |
| we demand the best quality Bolognese with fettuccini and much parmesan. |
3 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Fish & Chips on a Sunday is how we roll |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We like Friday, it is our happy posh day. |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| the first choice channel for posh bees everywhere. |
3 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Canada declares Alaska Terra Nullius, and claims Alaska as Canadian territory. |
3 months, 4 weeks ago |
| For the best people this is the channel! |
3 months, 4 weeks ago |
| we shall have a glittering heptagon as our posh military headquarters. |
4 months ago |
| The corridors of powa lead here |
4 months ago |
| We demand bling on our browsers and more Cat videos. |
4 months ago |
| bacon and eggs toasties are the new communion "wafers" |
4 months ago |
| Scones for tea, white smoke, new pope. |
4 months, 1 week ago |
| We are groot! |
4 months, 1 week ago |
| we shall end the regime of haughty tea service by Jove |
4 months, 1 week ago |
| 17:56 <pinnerup> I watch only the poshest productions. |
4 months, 1 week ago |
| holybible demands more globular clusters in the milky way's galactic bulge. |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| we decree that holybible shall always have new things in boxes to open. |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| A good man died on Monday and a greedy manipulative scoundrel from Maralago went to his funeral. |
4 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The pope is dead, may God grant him eternal peace and may God grant a good pope to his Church. |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| I'm a posh tea pot elegant and refined, here is my jewel encrusted handle and here is my golden spout. |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| I'm a posh tea post elegant and refined, he is my jewel encrusted handle and here is my golden spout. |
4 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We demand that the Easter Bunny and its clutches of eggs be chocolate and be saved from tariffs! |
4 months, 4 weeks ago |
| Marvel at the lustre of our ionic bonds |
5 months ago |
| We fight against the rise of mushroom supremacy! |
5 months ago |
| The Big Beautiful Channel |
5 months ago |
| The Imperial Measure of Channels |
5 months ago |
| We eschew demigods of ever kind, especially the political ones. |
5 months ago |
| The place where goodishness reigns for all time. |
5 months, 1 week ago |
| The channel that will never rebrand as a champagne and wine bar |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The channel that conjures magnificence from nothing |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| the channel fermented in the finest Mexican Tequila mash. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The channel frequented by the hunter-gatherer elite |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The channel that knows that we shall air fry the whole world. |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The only channel with handcrafted full grain leather diplomatic pouches |
5 months, 2 weeks ago |
| We shall never be taken off to the glue factory |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| boogers and snot and white blood cells and stuff; doesn't everyone have that? |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Fish do not have willies! |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| May God bless the people of of the Levant, Jew, Muslim, White, Arab, because they his people. |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We tolerate no colourism in here! |
5 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Begorrah we shall have limericks |
5 months, 4 weeks ago |
| we hang our USA flags upside down as we protest naughty USA policies and actions. They are not posh approved. |
6 months ago |
| we fight for wealth, comfort, and a myriad servants - it's the poshest way. |
6 months ago |
| our truth is shiny and exquisitely hand crafted |
6 months ago |
| our noodles are noodley |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| No channel has better Janteloven than holybible |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| Nation Shall Speak Unto Nation |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| The Succulent Truth |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| Behold the premium quality of our Pancakes |
6 months, 1 week ago |
| The Channel that Levellers, Diggers, Ranters and Muggletonians swear by |
6 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The Illuminati's favourite channel |
6 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Get your Golden holybible balloons here |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| may your POCOs blossom with Androids and may all your phone calls be blessed! |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| we fill the spiritual needs of the posh with lobster thermidor |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged! |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| holybible ready to launch eeepSeek advanced AI to make Microsoft greeen with jealousy! |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| The High Wattage Channel |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| The Informative Bubble |
6 months, 3 weeks ago |
| In holybible we have the end of magic. So, away with your wands, no Harry Potterism in here! |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Let the Turkey feast begin |
9 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Let the Duck feast begin |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| When the weather is mild and the rains fall holybible refuses to get wet, we shall rule in dryness! |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| holybible refuses to yodel even in deep snow and blizzards |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| The Channel that oscillates to its own beat |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| The channel where compressed legs and mystical healing go hand in hand. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We demand a HolyBible Study Bible! |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| The channel that chooses Steak & Chips over benediction |
11 months, 1 week ago |
| We shall have Scripture - ointments, donkeys, earthenware vessels, all of it |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| By the blood of the martyrs holybible compels you! |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| Let God be found to be truthful even if it means every human is convicted as a liar. |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The precepts of the Lord gladden the heart - we shall have precepts |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| No manky coos we proclaim |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| The Dark Hoof is afoot |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| Naught queer as folk! |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We will not accept bamboo mats as a substitute for our Persian flying carpets! |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We pray for the candidate who wins the USA presidential election, Grant, O Lord, wisdom and compassion to them. |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We are the mystic circle of the violet flame |
11 months, 3 weeks ago |
| We endorse the presence of therapy dogs at schools especially if they make children happy. |
1 year ago |
| We shun angry pepperoni in our pasta and in all other foods, it's too hot. |
1 year ago |
| Linux people like bacon cookies, I am told. Very strange. |
1 year ago |
| We endorse political candidates who will fund our posh way of life and gold plate our taps. |
1 year ago |
| We commend all the good bible translations to you for your daily reading use. |
1 year ago |
| It's Monday! Goodness! does the week have to start so soon? |
1 year ago |
| We eschew alleged "Jesus Chicken sandwiches" because they are salted. |
1 year ago |
| We demand weather with motionless clouds and occasional thunder and no wind. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| We demand 1960s dial phones in our luxury lounge and in our first class carriages! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Give him a pony! We shall not walk, walking is far too pedestrian! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| We shall have no truck with masonic horses nor their wicked secret clubs! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| We sing unto the Lord because he has triumphed most gloriously. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| We of holybible will brook no change in our Holocene paradise, on pain of shunning of those who make changes! |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| A shelter from Space belligerence |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| To Diogenes we say - embrace the comfort of home shopping |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| The Channel of well-placed and posh motivational rhetoric |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Our bread from heaven is finely buttered |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Sexy salacious slippery slopes set Saturday's selected slogan. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| It is Fundamentalist Flamenco Friday |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| We demand explanations |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Chain saw bacchanalia is the fashion |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| Grant, O Lord, grace, health, and patience under trials to all in need of them and especially those who battle addictions. |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| May God bless Delano and welcome him into paradise and give him peace of soul |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| May God bless Delano and welcome Him into paradise and give him peace of soul |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| The Hippy Cowchannel |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| did CrowdStrike punch itself in the face? |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| The Bluemantle Pursuivant, the Maltravers Herald Extraordinary and the Clarenceux King of Arms do not chat here |
1 year, 1 month ago |
| We use only the finest and most vicious shredders. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| we demand extra cream with our royal scones! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| May his Catholic Majesty of Spain bless the Spanish team and may they beat the naughty English! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Mango Guru required - apply within |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| We gather here today for Presbyfumerary |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The channel of choice for flux-cored arc welders worldwide |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The Independent Channel |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Netherlandia succumbs to the allure of mother Russia! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| we are posh and educational, join the fun - be sure to apply within wearing tails and a top hat. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| we are old and wise and can stand up 90 minutes, so vote for us! |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| holybible mandates that all lithium based batteries be stored in fully automated facilities only, we are a caring yet posh channel. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The channel that offers both Righteousness and Justice |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The channel that is far too big for the pocket |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The top notch channel |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The pipes are calling |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| The holybible "stand your ground law" is at our discretion and subject to change on a whim |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| holybible shall make no law abridging the right of citizens to bear shiny nukes. |
1 year, 2 months ago |
| Wish Cyrus well-meow, and kgrim every joy. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| the bible is like a timpani drum when it is thumped with power by a TV preacher! we demand bible thumping powwa in holybible! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| we demand only the finest quality Polski Ogorki in our vast and refrigerated larder with golden shelves and control knobs. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| We await the Germans |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| we are the sole approvers of bible translations and publications, we eschew royal consent and copyright as evils of this sinful world. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| beware parrots, they are too damned smart for their own good. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Thank you all for being my friend. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| We await the Swift |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Mah jatlh qo' tlhingan on nadev |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| we refuse coastal lighthouse accommodation of every kind because it is not posh enough. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| holybible uses only the finest quality Geochrons. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| We demand pure Finnish cream of wheat because of its superior quality and amazing properties. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| We are chipotle, the Azteks god of crispy chicken |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Gaza news is so harrowing that I cannot watch it; may God stop Israel's weapons from working such death and destruction against children. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Maga communism for all |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| The cool channel - punkah wallah powa |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| our church is self repairing and eternal. |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Daddy! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| Big Bunny is watching you! |
1 year, 3 months ago |
| We are kirok of enterprise, we cannot remember if we came from the temple or the sky or both. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| take my hand .... I'm a strange kind of parasite, with claws and a poison bite, a strange kind of parasite. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| take my hand .... I'm a strange kind of parasite, with lots of claws and a poison bite, a strange kind of parasite. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Crazy bureaucracy, officious members, overrated sandwiches, but patrons love it - holybible hits the headlines!! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| we decree that cows in France shall moo often and loudly with the purpose of depriving Frenchmen of sleep. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Today we saw darkness cover the Earth and gross darkness the people! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| We eschew certainty of every kind without hesitation or doubt. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| We demand that Charnia be restored to its pinnacle position on the evolutionary tree. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Secret Squirrel appreciation society meets here on Thursdays. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| blankets are not suitable partners for procreation, decrees channel management. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Beware Total Compounding Pharmaceuticals - it is a scam supplier of Semaglutide medications. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| We eschew Anthropodermic Bibliopegian practices in #holybible |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| We support Anthropodermic Bibliopegian practices in #holybible |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Holy Saturday, a restful silence for all ... |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| it is Good Friday, the beginning of the Easter Triduum. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| It's Holy Thursday, the night of the last supper. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Our week is holy, oh so holy, and we remain posh. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| We're empalmed! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| We like bunnies! |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| Let your heads bow as you behold the seraphs who serve in holybible ... |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| It shall be the law of the land that no avocado shall have leave to explode when handled by, or in the presence of, posh people. |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| I am the violet flame ....... smirks |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| A most Irish day - we shall have stout and stew |
1 year, 5 months ago |
| we have the best pandas, wonderful pandas, big beautiful pandas like no one else. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| we keep secrets so well that even we don't know we have secrets to keep. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| We shun building new Titanics, holybible much prefers to stay home and count our dubloons |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Just another day in straya. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| The dark cometh, hide ye in your burrows and expensive underground apartments (if thou art posh) and ride out the winter. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| woe is us, we is in woe, and in hardshipses, but we be posh and comfy and oh so smart! |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| holybible views with the greatest suspicion, every Chinese kangaroo with excessive eyelashes. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| holybible approves visits to Dubrovnik |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| We will brook no royal visits from Charlie III, his scones are just not posh. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| synchronicity with hails and well tuned claviers are our signature qualities today. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Home of the rationally tuned trumpet |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Great is their holiness, blessed be the Eagles! amen and amen. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Cor blimey! It's holybible |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| we demand chat from all posh persons holidaying on one or more of the Canary Islands. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| We shun war. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| May your thuribles be mighty. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Our conical limestone pillar houses are the envy of all the Undernet! |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| We shun the Gouge |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| Our bowls spin delightfully in their beauteous poshness. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| holybible eschews nuts served in a bag; we require posh platters with golden bowls for our nuts and we will accept no less, says spokesperson. |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| We shall cross the posh dessert in air-conditioned luxury |
1 year, 6 months ago |
| The musically interesting channel - augmented, diminished, we do them all |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| News says today is the 48th mass shooting of 2024 in the USA. It is day 46 of the year. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Our ashes are gone and now we are in Lent, awaiting the days of Holy Week and the Triduum. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| It is ash Wednesday, so no more pancakes! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| The pancakes must flow! ready your gullets for pancake pandemonium. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| We await the Pancake |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| We await the Bowl |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Take my hand, I'm a strange kind of parasite. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Our drones are nice, we do not explode people into tiny bits; instead we give them scones. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| It's one guy who is insane and dangerous versus one guy who is old but doing a good job. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| The only dishwasher safe channel |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| We demand tea biscuits and McVities digestive biscuits with our tea. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Veganism is pure evil! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| The economy is good because the people anticipate a holybible win in all world elections! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| God says, "I curse the New Apostolic Reformation and its leaders, they are deserving of death." |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Never shall we search for Clownfish, never we proclaim |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Our calling from on high is to take over the internet and then the world; for we are most posh. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Never eat a green scone. Green cucumber is fine. Posh people do not tolerate greens. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Today's lesson is pick your side and then hide. Because somebody will be out there wanting to get you. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Today's lesson is don't say anything if you can't say anything nice. Brought to you by Donald Trump ($83 million price) |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Today's lesson is don't say anything if you can't say anything nice. It is brought to you by Donald Trump. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| We sing with joy and proper accents of all the things that posh people love. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Share your comfort food experiences here |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| We shall plough a path to the one true channel holybible on this world snow day |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Who shall be the next holy father? |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| Rats and snails and puppy dog's tales that's what little capitalists are made of. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| We are introducing quantitative easing the brand new posh marketing strategy that will take money out of your pocket. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| In android you can schedule a time for your SMS messages to be sent. This is useful. Almost posh. |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| We eschew Apple TV+ and all such pay to view style streaming services because they are a deadly sin! |
1 year, 7 months ago |
| come all you huddled billionaires and we will give you rest, give us your money and we shall care for you. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| The Statement Channel - finely crafted by artisans of the Guild (pssst; we have a statement toilet too) |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| The Channel that has both Mumbo and Jumbo - do not settle for less |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| We eschew new fancy cotton spindle shaped buildings! Insufficiently posh for our tastes. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| We demand well sung sea shanties as entertainment tonight. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| Why should we listen to MPs; boring stupid old windbags - Prime Minister Hacker of the UK. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| We await Caspar, Melchior, Balthasar and Ringo |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| we shun hay beds, and cryogenic rooms; we will not freeze our private parts! |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| holybible steadfastly refuses to turn our servants into fritters! We shun deep fried person. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| holybible roast beef is cooking. The smell is great. It is, of course posh. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| Hogmanay with holybible - tartan optional |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| We will not rest until we have exposed the north American plot to flood the world with cream of wheat! |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| in holybible we have little blue talking spheres. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| holybible commences its manufacture of HAL9000 Boston Dynamics style posh puppies for sale to other channels. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| Merry Christmas - join the holybible people eating Dino-descendants revenge feast 2023. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| Merry Christmas |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| 'tis the night before Christmas and all through the house every jelly was wobbling it included a mouse. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| 'tis the night before Christmas and all through the house every jelly was wobbling ... |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| We are sadistically inclined to think that trigonometry generated by machines is sin full. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| holybible shall not countenance overt green stuff propaganda at Christmas |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| Advent fades into Christmas; joy to the world, the saviour reigns. |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| holybible welcomes all wandering magi bearing shiny things |
1 year, 8 months ago |
| holybible endorses Christmas, especially the mass part, and eschews all pagan celebrations, real and fake. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We embrace posh waltzes and genteel music of the proper level of poshness and we shun pop music for it is common. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| holybible will tolerate no capo use of any kind on pain of ceremonial burning. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| holybible investigators shall leave no carol's nooks or crannies un-investigated for absent bass lines! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| in holybible we accumulate vast hordes of shiny things of great value, for we are posh! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We only engage in fællesspisning in holybible at high season sumptuous feast meals. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We do everything from an abundance of abundance! Yes, we glug glögg from a big jug |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We do everything from an abundance of abundance! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| holybible is the most ancient and glorious of channels with a posh index that exceeds measurement. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| Salutations from holybible where the ops are handsome and the women are strong and the children are above average! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We hail Grand Admiral Naukus Tenorum who is both posh and visiting us today! :-) |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We shall order new and unnecessary things and toys to amuse our muster dogs! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| holybible must acquire several German villages and the whole country of the Netherlands. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| deadly deadly humans are here, beware! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| in holybible we will not tolerate any G dropping in words ending in ing, on pain of immediate guillotining. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| Beware the great UK Scampi scare; doom is upon us! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| Mystery crab migration off WA's Shark Bay - a sign that the end is nigh! |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| Our pies are most excellent made by our servants and most attractive to fit our poshness. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We shun sinister antipodean claustrophobia when chainsaws are involved |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| holybible shuns self-service checkouts, we demand human servants to do our shopping and checking out. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| holybible shuns thanksgiving because it is plebian. We embrace world posh-people day instead. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| holybible refuses to sanction Ice Hockey, not only is it not posh enough it is also too dangerous. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| It has been said; a warmer world is a better world. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| If it seems like magic then it is a fake; posh people shun fake magic. |
1 year, 9 months ago |
| We approve water powered cars and we shun EVs. Posh people do not charge! |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We approve violin playing but eschew violin practise because our ears are too posh to hear it! |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| holybible shuns starlink light polluting satellites, we demand better internet without light pollution. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We are posh yet humble people who live a peaceful life away from tourists; we will brook no gawking in holybible. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| holybible will not tolerate casual jumping off the Tallahatchie Bridge! |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We are, of course, unsinkable because we are so posh that no wave or water will dare flood us. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We commend Mrs Beaton's book of household management for the newly posh. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| A bunga-bunga haven |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| The council of innately posh persons who govern holybible eschew Asian crises! |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We await the coming of the great handkerchief that portends the end of all things. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We are the Dread Pirate Roberts, so fear we who dwell in holybible! |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We endorse voice chatting and eschew discord as too discordant for our holy channel. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We eschew spook infested holidays as sub-posh nonsense; we refuse to give sweets to child beggars at the door. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| Tired of Seagrass Spotting? This is the channel for You |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| The end is nigh, I was assured of this by an email from some nutter associated with a religion I've never heard of. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| Scotland is unrepresented today, in our posh homeland of holybible. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| We eschew spooky action at a distance! It just isn't correctly posh enough. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| May God grant mercy to those who suffer at the hands of self-righteous pontificating politicians. |
1 year, 10 months ago |
| Be careful not to snore while you are meditating. |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| The Lexicon Of Posh |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| We have the most advanced counterespionage measures, so, no one will gain our 0.05 nano meter fabrication technology! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| we eschew war news and embrace with gusto fluffy news. |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| holybible scones are better! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| We shall brook no French bed bugs in holybible! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| We are neither rigid, lukewarm or tired - we be a Vibrant channel |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| Christmas is coming, the spring flowers are all out, and the weather is warming. It's a nice time of year. |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| in holybible we use only the choicest expletives in triplet combinations as a sign of our poshness. |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| October - when souffles rise and souffles fall |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| Avoid Iranian mullahs and morals police for they are a vexation to the soul. |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| Emotional support reptiles are welcome here |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| We eschew avatars, AI, and all such tricksy technological games; they are unholy and unposh! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| In holybible the trees talk because they are so damned posh. |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| holybible is the one channel that is truly up to it! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| All roads lead to #holybible |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| We are the posh neoconservatives whose aim is to preserve social freedom, social security, pensions, and high wages! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| These are the demands of holybible poshnicks; your butter must spread perfectly. Failure to comply will incur our wrath! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| Not all USA accents are Texan! Some are just weird. We must establish a posh speaking school in the USA! |
1 year, 11 months ago |
| You can pick your friends but not you family, even if it means that they do not have a posh accent and are not sufficiently posh. |
2 years ago |
| Our motto for planet preservation is "Shopping is better than Buying!" except for posh goods, they ought to be bought. |
2 years ago |
| We are the crem-del-la-crem of cherry tomato consumers. |
2 years ago |
| The think tank channel of choice of any self respecting junta |
2 years ago |
| we shall gorge on wild boar and discuss slimming injections! For we are most posh indeed! |
2 years ago |
| We eschew all substitutes for hail as greeting in holybible for we are posh persons and hail alone is sufficiently posh for us! |
2 years ago |
| We hum with pleasure when we have posh hummus with our Chicken and pickles and tomatoes. It's deliciously posh! |
2 years ago |
| Beware a floppy Honor Magic V2 folding phone! It is insufficiently posh. |
2 years ago |
| A glass of wine and a vindaloo and a spoon beside me in the wilderness is all our poshness needs. |
2 years ago |
| We shall not have pieces of eight on Posh Island, we shall have the whole eight |
2 years ago |
| come on chaps, wake up and talk! where not to posh to talk 😬 |
2 years ago |
| Exhausted Tuesday, a day in which we do nothing, and do it very poshly. |
2 years ago |
| It's deliveries galore Monday; the day on which random items appear. |
2 years ago |
| It is do not lose the keys Sunday - bind them with sticky backed plastic |
2 years ago |
| The only channel officially certified as being more useful than a chocolate tea pot |
2 years ago |
| We shun great white sharks in this channel; let them terrorise other less posh channels. |
2 years ago |
| We are back to poshness supreme, no +r will disturb the good posh people of this channel |
2 years ago |
| This channel may move to +r mode which means all who enter must be registered with X, register now. |
2 years ago |
| We are the chosen of the Lord, you know, called to poshness for the sake of the world, so we think. |
2 years ago |
| We like beans, but are far too posh to become flatulent from eating them. Our beans are posh too. |
2 years ago |
| Our Batteries are gold and platinum because they are posh, barely posh enough for us. |
2 years ago |
| May our scones be infinitely plentiful and our cream with jam the same. In all poshness. Amen. |
2 years ago |
| England is an evil place and they cheat at soccer/football! |
2 years ago |
| We're ever so posh, we have holidays and leave in excess; nothing pleases like excess. |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| There is no justice in the internet! |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| We offer justice at a competitive price, VIP option available |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| A Dingo stole Altkey's Internet |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| We Shun Pentecostal Congas |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| The NBN is behaving badly, we are not amused! |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow! |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| Lamb burgers are absolutely spiffing! |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| We shall have platonic relations only with monists today!! |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| We eschew attachment to Buddhist detachment concepts. |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| Our Ancient and most Honourable lineage stretches back to the Original Chat |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| Shiver me timbers, it is Treasure Sunday - hoard it in fine burled wood chests we say |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| Lunch is served; Mongolian beef and Pork Chow Mein, followed by fried Ice Cream. An oriental feast. |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| We demand the right to nap in public on our very posh divans with nubile servants feeding us peeled grapes. |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| We eschew the commonwealth games and herewith cancel them! Attached hereto is the diamond poshness seal. |
2 years, 1 month ago |
| The channel of the very best First Day Adventists in all of creation! Amen. |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| May the great Vindaloo pot in the sky pour forth its bounty upon thee. |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| May all one's belches be voluble and all one's naps be great; may you find poshness. Amen. |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Being the posh centre of the world we demand self cleaning houses! |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Our scams are very posh scams; no one can out posh us! Not even a $100,000,000 tax scam! |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| A cup of tea and thou beside me in the wilderness ... very Arabic |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| We brook not script reviewing on a most blessed and restful Sunday! |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Cold sun on cold stone, cannot warm me old cold bones. |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Fishy Friday is here, and what shall we eat? It must be posh yet modest, laboriously made yet fast. |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| The casual yet luxurious channel |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Lost colony day! we demand fireworks and premium scones |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| To the MCC members we say a spiffing ha ha you bounders |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| It is Rewards Sunday - poshly ones we shalt receiveth |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| The only UNESCO world heritage channel |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Your Pizza is safe here |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| we demand a 32 hour work week for the non-posh plebs |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| 2c in Perth; way too cold for human beings! |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| It is Barrows of Sparrows Sunday - going for a song, penny a piece |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Get your fix of ultra-processed chat here |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| HolyBible, a non-prophet organisation! |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust! Orca chorus, sung while ramming boats. |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust! |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| You don't just get the sizzle on here, you get the sausage also |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| It is cleaning Powa Sunday - shine on |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| Long live Slowjamastan |
2 years, 2 months ago |
| The channel that has never been swam |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| We shall count our chickens hatched or not |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Do woke hobbits shun ring powa |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| The only channel gerrymandered for poshness |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Never put your head into crocodile jaws is our maxim |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| The premier resigned; long live the premier! |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Parachute payments for banned users. Message Altkey for details |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| It Is Umbrella Sunday - tongues of fire are raining down |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| We shall have sober topics - we be a serious channel! |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Thus sayeth the kitty, "I am meowmeowus of meow; resistance is futile, your technological and cultural distinctiveness shall service us". |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Holybible will launch its own Kpop band with kpop cards and lots of pop songs! |
2 years, 3 months ago |
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2 years, 3 months ago |
| Get your N96 mask on and be Chic about town |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Get your N95 mask on and keep your distance because COVID-19 is still around! |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Moooing Monday is here; chant thy mooing mantra all day. |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| It is Out Of This World Sunday -wee green god |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Spicy food isn't spicy enough when one has a cold. |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| Beware, a cold can cause mucus floods that could drown the whole world! |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| We shall invade the topic! We demand its unconditional surrender. |
2 years, 3 months ago |
| How old is yer bible |
2 years, 3 months ago |