| he's a mental midget, a bitchy billionaire, a sarcastic shitwit, a lethargic leviathan, those aren't cankles on his ankles, they're low profile love handles |
5 days, 4 hours ago |
| the only stupid question is the last stupid question that was asked, all previous stupid questions are henceforth rescinded |
2 months, 3 weeks ago |
| don't be a string, be a frayed knot |
9 months ago |
| This channel contains outdated cultural depictions. Viewer discretion is advised. |
9 months, 3 weeks ago |
| The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: itchy, bitchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho |
10 months ago |
| on 1:TEXT:*:#:{ echo #PoliticallyCorrect $timestamp $chan < $+ $nick $+ > $1- } Old IRCers don't die, we just idle into (Ping timeout) |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| on 1:TEXT:*:#:{ echo #PoliticallyCorrect $timestamp $chan < $+ $nick $+ > $1- } |
10 months, 1 week ago |
| <RetirementHomeJokes> I had `shit happens` tattooed on the inside of my colon, my proctologist thought it was hilarious |
11 months ago |
| the covid nurse asked if I'd had a sudden loss of taste and I told her no, I've always dressed this way |
11 months, 2 weeks ago |
| http://infolab.stanford.edu/pub/voy/museum/google.htm |
1 year, 3 months ago |
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1 year, 4 months ago |
| https://x.com/sentient_dorito <--- RatBastard not that there's anything wrong with that... |
1 year, 4 months ago |