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[16:28:34] & h4 always with the fucking petting

[16:28:42] & h4 do you see me wag my tail or some shit?

[16:30:46] ~ h4 ⁵

[16:33:15] ~ h4 !bang

[16:33:34] ~ h4 i just read that "you should for me"

[16:33:35] ~ h4 gay dude

[16:33:39] ~ h4 really gay

[17:39:13] ~ h4 i see you are getting slapped again ComputerTech

[17:39:17] ~ h4 we have been over this

[17:39:21] ~ h4 stop drinking beer every fucking day

[17:39:24] ~ h4 you become an alcoholic

[17:39:35] ~ h4 you dont want to become an alcoholic

[17:39:45] ~ h4 most people arent able to get off of this shit for their entire life

[17:39:53] ~ h4 ComputerTech: oh you too? germany as well :D

[17:40:09] ~ h4 something about reformation and that luther dude

[17:40:13] ~ h4 not MLK though

[17:40:18] ~ h4 so not someone worth celebrating

[17:41:01] ~ h4 all work and no holiday makes daniel a dull boy

[17:41:31] ~ h4 wow

[17:41:43] ~ h4 are you still believing IN him?

[17:41:58] ~ h4 toni: in his case that was not even 10 years ago

[17:42:31] ~ h4 ComputerTech: we stopped believing in santa clause somewhere around elementary school

[17:42:35] ~ h4 age 7 perhaps

[17:42:45] ~ h4 parents tried to hold it up

[17:42:49] ~ h4 but we werent buying it :D

[17:43:03] ~ h4 hey the easter bunny must be real

[17:43:13] ~ h4 i found some eggs in my parents garden the other year

[17:43:19] ~ h4 who else but a bunny lays those eggs?

[17:44:00] ~ h4 toni: oh please. Giving how shitty reality is, i'd gladly lie to people to let them enjoy live more

[17:44:18] ~ h4 daniel you drank that early?

[17:45:32] ~ h4 what?

[17:45:53] ~ h4 ComputerTech: you still get presents from santa?

[17:46:16] ~ h4 lol

[17:46:23] ~ h4 .tell ComputerTech good job i guess

[17:46:50] ~ h4 there there

[17:46:51] ~ h4 dont cry

[17:46:57] ~ h4 people will think you're a bitch

[17:47:05] ~ h4 bitch

[17:47:30] ~ h4 .quote search hammered

[17:48:20] ~ h4 who is blake?

[17:48:41] ~ h4 so he talked to himself?

[17:49:15] ~ h4 nice

[17:49:48] ~ h4 there are a lot missing ComputerTech

[17:49:49] ~ h4 sur! <3

[17:50:01] ~ h4 .k ComputerTech does that work now too?

[17:50:02] ~ h4 no

[17:51:01] ~ h4 nice

[17:51:16] ~ h4 how much beer did you have again ComputerTech?

[17:51:24] ~ h4 you should really drink less

[17:51:34] ~ h4 oh the 1 litre faxe beer can?

[17:51:37] ~ h4 thats awesome

[17:51:43] ~ h4 .w faxe beer

[17:51:55] ~ h4 they sold 1 litre cans in germany :P

[17:52:26] ~ h4 lara croft makes me think of the last trilogy

[17:52:34] ~ h4 where there were countless animations of lara dying painfully

[17:52:38] ~ h4 someone really got a kick out of that shit

[17:52:53] ~ h4 but she was an attractive lara

[17:53:00] ~ h4 wasnt that much into the monster boob lara

[17:53:15] ~ h4 ⁵

[17:53:19] ~ h4 shoot the butler too!

[17:54:56] ~ h4 ComputerTech: Augen auf bei der Berufswahl

[17:55:21] ~ h4 basically know what you are getting into before applying for a job

[17:55:32] ~ h4 so ComputerTech i bought myself a RX6800XT and it rocks

[17:55:37] ~ h4 what should i play?

[17:55:52] ~ h4 played that countless times

[17:55:54] ~ h4 whats dn n0s3y|afk?

[17:56:02] ~ h4 aaah

[17:56:06] ~ h4 scheiß Deutscher

[17:56:12] ~ h4 got me though

[17:56:29] ~ h4 got jedi fallen order which i never finished

[17:56:38] ~ h4 cyberpunk edgerunners but not installed yet

[17:56:46] ~ h4 still got GTA V and RDR2 installed

[17:56:57] ~ h4 but played GTA V several times and RDR2 is a really long intro

[17:57:08] ~ h4 n0s3y|afk: the latest release is also called edgerunners :P

[17:57:36] ~ h4 https://www.xrel.to/game-nfo/2662573/Cyberpunk-2077-Edgerunners-DINOByTES.html

[17:57:37] ~ h4 see

[17:58:39] ~ h4 also havent finished Stray yet

[17:59:37] ~ h4 yes

[17:59:51] ~ h4 the RX56 managed to crash everytime i played A Plagues Tale Innocence

[17:59:58] ~ h4 we do? Fuck yeah :D

[18:00:08] ~ h4 got the Asus one

[18:00:18] ~ h4 its quiet, gets me 100FPS+ in most games

[18:00:22] ~ h4 even playing in 4K

[18:00:27] ~ h4 on a 32" display :P

[18:00:49] ~ h4 when the package arrived it looked like the package fucked somebodys sister

[18:00:52] ~ h4 and got a proper beating for it

[18:00:56] ~ h4 i was afraid the card would be fucked too

[18:01:06] ~ h4 but the carton it was in was ok

[18:01:10] ~ h4 and so far it works fine :D

[18:01:18] ~ h4 oh you bought it when it was new then

[18:01:25] ~ h4 you must have paid 1000 bucks :D

[18:01:33] ~ h4 jeez

[18:01:39] ~ h4 got mine for 644€

[18:01:46] ~ h4 oh yeah

[18:01:52] ~ h4 and when mining was still a big thing

[18:01:59] ~ h4 nice quote ComputerTech

[18:02:02] ~ h4 i love quotes of me

[18:02:13] ~ h4 no thank you

[18:02:15] ~ h4 we have been over this

[18:02:21] ~ h4 not possible

[18:02:23] ~ h4 too many rips

[18:02:26] ~ h4 *ribs

[18:02:32] ~ h4 still not possible

[18:02:35] ~ h4 Brustkorb im Weg

[18:03:00] ~ h4 so ComputerTech wanna buy a great used graphics card?

[18:03:06] ~ h4 this is a really sweet deal dude

[18:03:15] ~ h4 its a EVGA GeForce GTX650Ti OC

[18:03:23] ~ h4 it has been properly used

[18:03:28] ~ h4 and since you are a friend

[18:03:29] ~ h4 lets say 400€

[18:03:36] ~ h4 thats a yes?

[18:03:36] ~ h4 nice

[18:03:40] ~ h4 i shall send you payment details in pm

[18:03:48] ~ h4 shall i deliver it to poland?

[18:04:01] ~ h4 you could get some weed and we could do stuff like NOT drinking alcohol

[18:04:03] ~ h4 but taking drugs instead

[18:04:10] ~ h4 but get some good weed

[18:04:14] ~ h4 i dont wanna smoke Hecke

[18:04:26] ~ h4 hmm...its less risky

[18:04:35] ~ h4 you dont know whats in the shit you are buying

[18:04:46] ~ h4 smoking it may get rid of unwanted things while burning it

[18:04:55] ~ h4 or do you have a trustworthy guy?

[18:05:04] ~ h4 also you smoke that stuff first and tell me

[18:05:06] ~ h4 before i join in

[18:05:19] ~ h4 then i should probably bring something along

[18:05:30] ~ h4 yeah make an exception

[18:05:35] ~ h4 i dont know how to produce edibles

[18:05:38] ~ h4 but i can roll joints

[18:06:02] ~ h4 i would drink with you but i think you got a problem with alcohol

[18:06:04] ~ h4 and i dont wanna add to it

[18:06:25] ~ h4 plus in my experience

[18:06:29] ~ h4 beer tastes shitty when high

[18:07:54] ~ h4 the fuck is cider?

[18:10:29] ~ h4 lol

[18:10:31] ~ h4 friend of yours?

[18:11:31] ~ h4 he clearly disagrees with your taste

[18:12:05] ~ h4 lol

[18:12:25] ~ h4 wow

[18:12:27] ~ h4 fucking racist

[18:12:38] ~ h4 you should have known better

[18:12:48] ~ h4 yes

[18:12:50] ~ h4 all of them

[18:12:53] ~ h4 especially the albino ones

[18:12:59] ~ h4 i am

[18:13:11] ~ h4 Direktor: hallo du alte Flachzange

[18:13:24] ~ h4 laughing out out out out out out loud

[18:13:45] ~ h4 absentia: if you got a question regarding computers and stuff

[18:13:48] ~ h4 feel free to ask anyway

[18:14:02] ~ h4 but dont combine the two

[18:14:04] ~ h4 that would be weird

[18:14:15] ~ h4 and no we cant help with your waifu

[18:15:13] ~ h4 whose waifu is she?

[18:23:54] ~ h4 screw Direktor

[18:23:58] ~ h4 blöder Ösi

[18:24:00] ~ h4 sprengts euch weg!

[19:09:32] ~ h4 bye

[20:22:02] ~ h4 but admin is +q

[20:22:03] ~ h4 right?

[20:22:06] ~ h4 this is owner i think

[20:22:11] ~ h4 or not?

[20:22:18] ~ h4 its a tilde in front of my nick :D

[20:22:38] ~ h4 i'm in good company up here on that list now :D

[20:23:02] ~ h4 thats a nice color

[20:23:07] ~ h4 so kvirc?

[20:23:12] ~ h4 oh

[20:23:16] ~ h4 seems to have similar colors then

[20:23:36] ~ h4 sushi piba had a cute pic

[20:23:37] ~ h4 hold on

[20:23:40] ~ h4 she wanted to show you

[20:23:42] ~ h4 lemme search it

[20:24:06] ~ h4 https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/5jHmwSfo/20221031_085118.jpg

[20:24:07] ~ h4 this

[20:24:08] ~ h4 :P

[20:25:01] ~ h4 impossible you say?

[20:25:02] ~ h4 haha!

[20:25:08] ~ h4 you havent heard about german yet

[20:25:15] ~ h4 i can just string things together to make things

[20:25:20] ~ h4 lets say you look like shrek and are thus green

[20:25:25] ~ h4 i can just invent SUSCHIGRÜN

[20:25:32] ~ h4 which is just sushi-green

[20:25:41] ~ h4 and describes only your green

[20:25:48] ~ h4 overlapping colors are to be discarded

[20:26:50] ~ h4 its all subjective though

[20:27:02] ~ h4 i have partial colorblindness

[20:27:23] ~ h4 no it interprets them

[20:27:27] ~ h4 my eyes see the colors

[20:27:32] ~ h4 or rather the reflecting light

[20:33:06] ~ h4 whoa

[20:33:08] ~ h4 who poked me?

[20:34:21] ~ h4 hate to break it to you

[20:34:23] ~ h4 but pokemon arent real

[20:37:03] ~ h4 !bang

[20:37:12] ~ h4 i shall get you next time

[20:46:23] ~ h4 oh

[20:56:45] ~ h4 i dont know

[20:56:49] ~ h4 boston dynamics

[20:56:53] ~ h4 those robots will be pissed once they take over

[20:56:58] ~ h4 have you seen how they bully those things?

[20:57:08] ~ h4 poor robot just wanting to pick up a box

[20:57:14] ~ h4 and gets pushed away with a hockey stick

[20:57:37] ~ h4 oh please

[20:57:42] ~ h4 space is fucking huge

[20:57:53] ~ h4 and as far as our current understanding of physics goes

[20:57:57] ~ h4 nothing beats speed of light

[20:58:03] ~ h4 much less with a watery fleshbag on board

[20:58:12] ~ h4 if there isnt anything within our solar system

[20:58:15] ~ h4 aint shit gon happen

[20:58:28] ~ h4 closest star is what, 21 light years away?

[20:58:43] ~ h4 thats travelling 21 years even IF they could manage speed of light

[20:58:57] ~ h4 and light travels at 287.000 kilometers per SECOND

[20:59:10] ~ h4 sushi-chan: the sun cant fall down on earth

[20:59:15] ~ h4 it will however inflate in billions of years

[20:59:20] ~ h4 and swallow our atmosphere up

[20:59:28] ~ h4 because the sun has so much more mass than the earth

[20:59:34] ~ h4 the earth would fall into the sun if at all

[20:59:43] ~ h4 4.5 light years

[20:59:49] ~ h4 still a lot of time to get there

[21:00:00] ~ h4 i think our fastest probe was new horizons

[21:00:07] ~ h4 wasnt it something like 50.000km/h?

[21:00:11] ~ h4 thats per hour, not per second

[21:00:24] ~ h4 and that is insanely fast for us

[21:00:34] ~ h4 the best thing to aliens we will discover

[21:00:43] ~ h4 might be some primitive lifeform on a jovian moon

[21:00:46] ~ h4 or one of saturns moons

[21:00:56] ~ h4 and we just dont have the technology to detect that

[21:00:59] ~ h4 much less see it

[21:01:24] ~ h4 the sheer size of the universe is mind boggling

[21:01:42] ~ h4 light that travelled billions of years to get here

[21:02:15] ~ h4 things you see on the night sky (not in or close to cities though) is pretty much the past

[21:02:23] ~ h4 the thing shining up there might not even exist anymore

[21:02:30] ~ h4 wrap your mind around that sushi

[21:02:43] ~ h4 no

[21:02:47] ~ h4 you will decay at some point

[21:02:55] ~ h4 nothing will be left

[21:03:28] ~ h4 dont care

[21:03:39] ~ h4 blow your mind by learning about space :P

[21:04:23] ~ h4 anyways gotta go

[21:04:25] ~ h4 my planet needs me

[21:04:27] ~ h4 later!

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