IRC Driven

[18:01:49] & h4 +tell ComputerTech bite me

[18:02:49] & h4 hey ysalamiri

[18:02:52] & h4 hey foxy

[18:04:47] & h4 autocomplete

[18:06:00] & h4 !bang

[18:06:05] & h4 !topduck

[18:07:13] & h4 fuck that duck then

[18:13:15] & h4 !bang

[18:13:18] & h4 !bang

[18:13:20] & h4 !reload

[18:48:09] & h4 hey ComputerTech

[18:48:10] & h4 fuck you

[18:59:30] & h4 shit i missed it

[19:00:08] & h4 stfu

[19:01:27] & h4 do it

[19:01:36] & h4 i dare you

[19:01:40] & h4 i double dare you

[19:01:57] & h4 you cant, can you?

[19:02:41] & h4 bitch

[19:02:54] & h4 speaking of bitches

[19:03:09] & h4 wtf?

[19:04:02] & h4 what?

[19:04:17] & h4 courtesy of some douchebag

[19:04:23] & h4 who at least got a friend in here

[19:04:27] & h4 nope

[19:04:32] & h4 she said she was gonna return after 24 hours

[19:04:35] & h4 that was a lie

[19:07:13] & h4 but dont worry

[19:07:19] & h4 i heard the cunt is actually a nice guy

[19:07:28] & h4 the cunt that upset her that is

[19:08:55] & h4 !bang

[19:08:57] & h4 !bang

[19:09:01] & h4 great Kowal

[19:09:05] & h4 next time hit something

[19:09:26] & h4 RAPE KOWAL!!!!

[19:09:42] & h4 i mean in a friendly way

[19:10:06] & h4 something like

[19:10:09] & h4 Vergewohltätigung

[19:10:12] & h4 ic you catch m ydrift

[19:11:01] & h4 sur surely understands it

[19:11:06] & h4 she is german after all

[19:11:44] & h4 what is that supposed to mean?

[19:11:47] & h4 i like you Kowal

[19:11:54] & h4 but dont shit on germans

[19:12:04] & h4 else we will bury you in Wurst

[19:50:09] & h4 +say ComputerTech dork

[20:01:54] & h4 wow

[20:01:56] & h4 who sent that?

[20:04:25] & h4 .tell ComputerTech eat a massive cock

[20:04:27] & h4 +tell ComputerTech eat a massive cock

[20:04:30] & h4 +tell ComputerTech eat a massive cock

[20:04:31] & h4 +tell ComputerTech eat a massive cock

[20:04:32] & h4 +tell ComputerTech eat a massive cock

[20:04:38] & h4 nice

[20:04:44] & h4 wtf

[20:04:47] & h4 shut this Komputer up

[20:04:53] & h4 yes

[20:05:11] & h4 +tell ComputerTech eat

[20:05:12] & h4 +tell ComputerTech a

[20:05:13] & h4 +tell ComputerTech

[20:05:14] & h4 +tell ComputerTech dick

[20:05:23] & h4 lol

[20:05:39] & h4 nice wof

[20:05:53] & h4 +tell wof suck

[20:05:54] & h4 +tell wof my

[20:05:54] & h4 +tell wof dick

[20:06:49] & h4 +tell ComputerTech homo

[20:06:50] & h4 +tell ComputerTech homo

[20:06:51] & h4 +tell ComputerTech homo

[20:06:52] & h4 +tell ComputerTech homo

[20:06:53] & h4 +tell ComputerTech homo

[20:07:09] & h4 lol

[20:07:10] & h4 i did?

[20:07:12] & h4 haha

[20:07:22] & h4 i should enable parts and joins

[20:07:29] & h4 ComputerTech: that looks like bad code my dude

[20:07:59] & h4 but he knew beforehand what hardware he was using

[20:08:13] & h4 he should have considered people using it for more than...~5 messages

[20:09:20] & h4 rip Komputer

[20:10:26] & h4 ComputerTech

[20:10:28] & h4 you fixed it yet?

[20:10:31] & h4 just reboot

[20:10:33] & h4 the windows way

[20:10:43] & h4 hold on

[20:10:48] & h4 microsoft had an outage in asia

[20:10:52] & h4 with a lot of their shitty cloud services

[20:10:58] & h4 and their first try at fixing it

[20:11:01] & h4 was rebooting part of it :D

[20:11:07] & h4 and they announced it like they did good

[20:11:16] & h4 let me find the article

[20:11:59] & h4 https://www.theregister.com/2022/12/02/microsoft_teams_exchange_apac_outage/

[20:12:00] & h4 "While we continuing to analyze any relevant diagnostic data, we are restarting a subset of the affected infrastructure to determine if that will provide relief to the service," stated an update posted 17 minutes after the first status notice.

[20:12:03] & h4 haha :D

[20:12:18] & h4 " We have successfully restarted a small portion of the affected systems and are monitoring the service to determine if there is a positive effect on our service. While we continue to monitor, we will work to understand the root cause and develop other potential mitigation pathways."

[20:15:29] & h4 ComputerTech: where is Komputer?

[20:15:54] & h4 ^

[20:16:23] & h4 lets just hope ComputerTech isnt too drunk to handle it

[20:16:30] & h4 he has a habit of getting drunk after 11am

[20:16:37] & h4 so shortly after getting up

[20:17:35] & h4 +tell ComputerTech does it work now?

[20:17:36] & h4 +tell ComputerTech does it work now?

[20:17:37] & h4 +tell ComputerTech does it work now?

[20:17:38] & h4 +tell ComputerTech does it work now?

[20:18:00] & h4 did it work?

[20:18:27] & h4 suspicous

[20:18:32] & h4 *suspicious

[20:18:51] & h4 lol

[20:19:03] & h4 Peorth: that was rude btw

[20:19:08] & h4 i was only testing his software

[20:20:38] & h4 kill it

[20:20:40] & h4 with fire

[20:22:32] & h4 disappointing

[20:24:27] & h4 !bang

[20:24:33] & h4 Kowal: again?

[20:25:22] & h4 Kowal: use !shop 16 on people

[20:45:38] & h4 atta boi

[20:45:44] & h4 you kept those messages even during your downtime

[20:48:00] & h4 the original one?

[20:48:12] & h4 so not pastebin :P

[20:48:17] & h4 specific reason?

[20:48:45] & h4 debatable

[20:49:04] & h4 philosophical

[20:49:14] & h4 couldnt tell, rarely ever used nginx

[20:49:23] & h4 its pretty easy on apache though

[20:52:27] & h4 getimiskon hey fellow dwm user :P

[20:53:03] & h4 !bang

[20:53:07] & h4 am not?

[20:53:12] & h4 !bang

[20:53:15] & h4 lol

[20:53:18] & h4 screw you

[20:53:21] & h4 thx

[20:53:34] & h4 dont shoot now :O

[20:53:46] & h4 Peorth has already chocked the duck to oblivion

[20:53:50] & h4 +choked

[20:57:20] & h4 i also use arch btw

[20:57:35] & h4 and bspwm on my main machine

[20:58:40] & h4 on a single display i agree

[20:58:52] & h4 but hook up a second display and you got 10 desktops per display

[20:59:00] & h4 and no way to switch between the displays with the keyboard

[20:59:05] & h4 well unpatched that is

[20:59:08] & h4 sure there is a patch for that

[20:59:17] & h4 alt cap?

[20:59:48] & h4 no alt cap

[20:59:49] & h4 :D

[20:59:52] & h4 alt tab?

[20:59:54] & h4 this is dwm

[21:08:22] & h4 it is

[21:09:25] & h4 !bang

[21:09:29] & h4 rigged

[21:09:32] & h4 like Kowal says

[21:11:38] & h4 yes

[21:11:44] & h4 absolutely

[21:12:18] & h4 it seems to be obsessed with making Kowal look especially bad

[21:12:51] & h4 dont put yourself down

[21:12:53] & h4 let others do it

[21:13:06] & h4 you just focus on putting others down yourself

[21:13:50] & h4 who is dave?

[21:13:59] & h4 the CrystalCunt?

[21:14:08] & h4 he is Colby

[21:14:36] & h4 Colby McShenanigan

[21:14:46] & h4 gotta be a Mc in there

[21:14:55] & h4 lies

[21:14:57] & h4 he is irish

[21:15:13] & h4 just because he sucks on the royal families teet

[21:15:16] & h4 doesnt make him a brit

[21:15:21] & h4 he is a proud

[21:15:23] & h4 southern irish

[21:15:24] & h4 or something

[21:15:38] & h4 he tells that

[21:15:44] & h4 but he really is southern i'm sure

[21:18:35] & h4 calm down florida man

[21:18:44] & h4 there is no camera team here

[21:19:05] & h4 you are the dirty sweaty europeans then

[21:19:26] & h4 the lazy cunts making siesta and shit

[21:19:37] & h4 where i as a german go to a pizzeria around midday

[21:19:43] & h4 and the cunt tells me he wont make a pizza now

[21:19:50] & h4 because he doesnt work right now

[21:19:57] & h4 stupid italians

[21:20:24] & h4 oh you are the ones that got financially fucked by france and germany

[21:20:29] & h4 i get why they hate us

[21:20:47] & h4 as a german i would like to tell you that i never voted for those fucktwats who thought you guys had to pay your debts

[21:20:53] & h4 and forced you to buy uboats

[21:21:31] & h4 yes

[21:21:35] & h4 screw those

[21:21:54] & h4 when?

[21:22:05] & h4 oh

[21:22:18] & h4 dont worry, they dont only screw over migrants

[21:22:31] & h4 we got a large portion of germans that get exploited for shitty jobs too

[21:22:43] & h4 you should see how much money is wasted by the state

[21:22:57] & h4 yeah but it got worse

[21:23:09] & h4 i mean 60 years ago you could be a construction worker and build a family

[21:23:10] & h4 own a house

[21:23:17] & h4 and have your wife not be employed

[21:23:41] & h4 nowadays you gotta be born rich

[21:23:45] & h4 or inherit stuff from your parents

[21:24:03] & h4 who could benefit from the situation 60 years ago

[21:24:36] & h4 first world problems wof

[21:24:37] & h4 we all do

[21:24:41] & h4 scarepoint

[21:24:42] & h4 shamepoint

[21:24:51] & h4 insulting people by forcing them to use it

[21:25:15] & h4 the windows shell

[21:25:31] & h4 you should be :D

[21:25:50] & h4 take even more joy in the fact that you dont have to deal with windows admins

[21:25:57] & h4 most of those have questionable knowledge

[21:26:08] & h4 and make you wonder how they got to call themselves admins

[21:26:32] & h4 getimiskon so anarchism then?

[21:26:45] & h4 i'm willing to try

[21:27:20] & h4 whoa

[21:29:40] & h4 wof: a coworker once praised powershell to me

[21:29:50] & h4 but he was a windows fanboy and part of the insider program

[21:30:04] & h4 wof will you kick Dortmund or should I?

[21:30:06] & h4 thats blasphemy

[21:30:30] & h4 haha

[21:30:34] & h4 set the link again

[21:30:38] & h4 *send

[21:30:44] & h4 second2050: you are in good company

[21:31:35] & h4 second2050: are people actually using that?

[21:32:26] & h4 yeah

[21:32:36] & h4 but he'S got a point lol

[21:32:46] & h4 second2050: why the fuck would you do that?

[21:33:10] & h4 yeah

[21:33:14] & h4 no

[21:33:23] & h4 i dont :D

[21:34:03] & h4 why?

[21:34:24] & h4 you either have to drop in your binary or compile it on the system you use

[21:34:32] & h4 requiring tools to compile it

[21:34:42] & h4 sh script will work either way

[21:35:09] & h4 meh

[21:35:17] & h4 zsh is fine too

[21:35:43] & h4 ksh ftw :D

[21:35:59] & h4 better ootb is true though

[21:38:55] & h4 still playing Ads, huh?

[21:39:28] & h4 long username

[21:39:28] & h4 long hostname

[21:39:34] & h4 you just need that \n at the end

[21:40:49] & h4 your username@hostname is on a line above the actual prompt

[21:41:08] & h4 you would waste a lot of space if it was the default fish prompt

[21:41:14] & h4 because your username and hostname are pretty long

[21:43:16] & h4 is that void linux?

[21:43:19] & h4 or is void just the hostname?

[21:43:22] & h4 nice

[21:43:44] & h4 wasnt there some drama around it couple years back?

[21:43:58] & h4 where one dude who controlled the repos left

[21:44:02] & h4 and made it a shitshow

[21:45:00] & h4 second2050: not gonna find your stuff on unixporn, am i? :D

[21:46:35] & h4 second2050: is this plasma too?

[21:46:55] & h4 thought it was a tiling wm

[21:46:59] & h4 ohoho, wayland huh?

[21:47:14] & h4 and here i am still using startx to start my dwm :D

[21:51:05] & h4 his one?

[21:51:09] & h4 someone added colors

[21:51:45] & h4 i spot too much proprietary software on there second2050

[21:52:27] & h4 spotify

[21:53:01] & h4 :P

[21:53:13] & h4 i dont judge people using these services

[21:53:17] & h4 i just wouldnt use them myself

[21:53:52] & h4 lol hatemachine

[21:54:19] & h4 you guys got cool host- and usernames

[21:54:37] & h4 i just used a combination of the distro and the cpu for both

[21:54:45] & h4 and its not even the current cpu lol

[21:55:15] & h4 damn kowal

[21:55:18] & h4 thats old hardware

[21:55:29] & h4 i still got two E8400 lying around here

[21:55:38] & h4 catching dust

[21:56:03] & h4 !bang

[21:58:30] & h4 second2050: thats embarassing

[21:58:43] & h4 i mean jitsi sure isnt perfect

[21:58:53] & h4 but it beats zoom all day

[21:58:57] & h4 plus is oss

[21:59:26] & h4 so is this shitty facebook messenger

[21:59:30] & h4 and whatsapp afaik

[21:59:38] & h4 so was google talk and hangouts

[21:59:50] & h4 second2050: no clue, just read it used xmpp :D

[22:00:17] & h4 i use xmpp with omemo encryption instead of shit like signal, telegram, whatsapp or whatever

[22:00:30] & h4 jfc ComputerTech

[22:01:10] & h4 second2050: fucks your battery to have it always charged to 99% though

[22:01:35] & h4 second2050: your screenshot said 99%

[22:01:54] & h4 i just assumed :P

[22:02:24] & h4 i got a t430 with a 9-cell battery

[22:02:39] & h4 just terminal and coding in vim lasts it for ~10 hours

[22:02:58] & h4 kick Kowal

[22:02:59] & h4 :D

[22:03:48] & h4 tell me you do that on linux

[22:03:50] & h4 instead of dual booting

[22:04:12] & h4 more proprietary software or Raubmordkopierer? :D

[22:04:52] & h4 oh come on, it only takes at least 40gb for the shitty os alone

[22:05:09] & h4 giving you important things like onedrive, skype, xbox game bar, some other shit nobody asked for

[22:05:32] & h4 next time i shall add the /s for you :P

[22:05:48] & h4 never tried it

[22:06:04] & h4 so you paid for windows actually

[22:06:04] & h4 eew

[22:06:27] & h4 i love the ability to just clone things

[22:06:42] & h4 my current arch was originally installed on some i7-4790k

[22:06:58] & h4 since then i replaced that with a ryzen 7 and just cloned my systme

[22:07:09] & h4 the entire luks volume??

[22:07:21] & h4 damn

[22:07:22] & h4 nice

[22:07:29] & h4 didnt know that actually worked

[22:07:39] & h4 i just dd'ed all the lvs

[22:08:04] & h4 i thought i was cool by having the same uuids and not having to change my fstab and grub config

[22:09:14] & h4 what did you use other than grub?

[22:09:15] & h4 refind?

[22:09:21] & h4 lilo and syslinux wont work with uefi i guess

[22:09:57] & h4 eew systemd-boot :D

[22:10:14] & h4 but dont use systemd-resolved

[22:10:20] & h4 i think arch uses that by default now, doesnt it?

[22:10:29] & h4 it reverts back to googles public dns

[22:10:37] & h4 if it cant find your specified dns servers

[22:10:53] & h4 cloudflare is another pain

[22:11:03] & h4 !bang

[22:11:06] & h4 !reload

[22:11:06] & h4 !bang

[22:11:08] & h4 !bang

[22:11:13] & h4 fuck Chanstat

[22:11:16] & h4 !shop 16 jeff_stacey

[22:11:21] & h4 GET IT KOWAL!

[22:11:25] & h4 FUCKING HELL

[22:11:28] & h4 YOU GOT NO AMMO

[22:11:37] & h4 what?

[22:11:40] & h4 i didnt do it twice?

[22:11:44] & h4 hey

[22:11:48] & h4 i want my xp back

[22:12:03] & h4 second2050: you could get the digitalcourage dns over tls

[22:12:07] & h4 with stubby

[22:12:14] & h4 FUCKING HELL KOWAL

[22:12:15] & h4 GET IT

[22:12:20] & h4 oh jesus christ

[22:12:33] & h4 yeah

[22:12:37] & h4 they offer free dns servers

[22:12:40] & h4 relatively fast

[22:12:46] & h4 plus dns over tls

[22:13:47] & h4 second2050: i just dont trust cloudflare at all

[22:13:56] & h4 digitalcourage isnt das Gelbe vom Ei either

[22:14:06] & h4 cloudflare is the main reason using tor has gone to shit

[22:14:13] & h4 with their fucking captcha bullshit

[22:14:22] & h4 and the google recaptcha is a real piece of shit on tor

[22:14:32] & h4 you have to solve a shit load of fucking captchas to proceed

[22:14:39] & h4 i hate google and cloudflare equally for it

[22:14:55] & h4 wait

[22:14:58] & h4 there was something about them

[22:15:00] & h4 selling data

[22:15:04] & h4 i heard it on late night linux

[22:15:10] & h4 i just dont remember

[22:15:27] & h4 its a podcast

[22:15:32] & h4 by some british guys i think?

[22:15:37] & h4 there is one irish dude

[22:15:48] & h4 one of them is employed at canonical

[22:16:55] & h4 hold on

[22:17:04] & h4 it was about duckduckgo's browser

[22:17:08] & h4 it doesnst block microsoft trackers

[22:17:19] & h4 is anybody even using that browser?

[22:18:12] & h4 https://www.theregister.com/2022/05/25/duckduckgo_browser_microsoft_privacy/

[22:18:13] & h4 this one

[22:18:35] & h4 yasalame

[22:20:54] & h4 o/

[22:20:55] & h4 ?

[22:21:07] & h4 jeff_stacey: you watched Fist of Legend yesterday? :D

[22:21:34] & h4 downlo- what?

[22:21:37] & h4 you probably meant BOUGHT

[22:21:55] & h4 no thats too 1999

[22:21:59] & h4 you probably meant "RENTED"

[22:22:36] & h4 we all know a place for that :P

[22:23:22] & h4 !bang

[22:23:25] & h4 !shop 12

[22:23:26] & h4 !bang

[22:23:30] & h4 you cunt

[22:23:34] & h4 !shop 16 jeff_stacey

[22:23:49] & h4 !shop 12

[22:23:54] & h4 wtf?

[22:23:59] & h4 why did it say i wasnt able to purchase it?

[22:24:01] & h4 7xp

[22:24:10] & h4 but can wet you for 10?

[22:24:11] & h4 wtf? :D

[22:24:52] & h4 fuck CT

[22:24:56] & h4 i know i would

[22:25:01] & h4 no homo

[22:26:32] & h4 +tell ComputerTech duckhunt is rigged, Kowal gets bullied by it

[22:27:34] & h4 impossibru

[22:28:21] & h4 but the illuminati were just a circle of people wanting to replace religion with rational thought

[22:28:51] & h4 oh wait

[22:29:08] & h4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

[22:29:11] & h4 the real ones though

[22:29:19] & h4 the bavarian ones

[22:30:34] & h4 Elon and Kanye should form a band

[22:31:32] & h4 *twitter aids

[22:31:48] & h4 thought something along aryan lines

[22:31:53] & h4 they both seem to be flirting with nazis

[22:32:54] & h4 only if peorth disagrees

[22:33:34] & h4 you can do better :D

[22:34:42] & h4 shit you guys are a waste of time

[22:34:46] & h4 but in a good sense

[22:35:08] & h4 i hate that its 23:34 already

[22:35:17] & h4 and i want to punch all of you for it

[22:35:27] & h4 but i guess i will just have to punch ComputerTech

[22:35:47] & h4 getimiskon funny enough i got four

[22:35:57] & h4 jeff_stacey: best timezone!

[22:36:16] & h4 yes

[22:36:22] & h4 another word and you will buy another uboat

[22:38:11] & h4 getimiskon you know that germany earned a shitload of money by exploting greece?

[22:38:30] & h4 our govt just gave you a credit for better conditions than you could get yourself

[22:38:37] & h4 disgusting

[22:38:45] & h4 really shows what europe is

[22:39:06] & h4 that's another thing

[22:39:23] & h4 why do i have to pay for the crimes of three generations beforeme?

[22:39:48] & h4 you don't

[22:39:55] & h4 you pay for your corrupt government

[22:39:59] & h4 and my corrupt government

[22:40:13] & h4 and some bankiers

[22:43:52] & h4 @seen sushi-chan

[22:43:58] & h4 3 days ...

[22:45:22] & h4 later cunts <3 o/

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