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[02:53:51] bic Hi guys, is anybody good with hardware? I have a weird situation and would love a wild guess

[02:55:01] bic Came for advice, now I wanna see the second cube movie :D

[02:55:18] bic Hi sushi-chan :)

[02:55:24] bic Also foxy

[02:56:33] bic I'll check out if there are some tech support channels while staying here I guess :D

[02:57:55] bic Where you two from by the way?

[02:58:16] bic Switzerlandia :)

[02:59:17] bic @situation: it's a boring one, pc took longer and longer to even start booting. Like a black screen, no noises, just not doing anything. Now not booting at all. Seems like a weird symptom

[02:59:31] bic Where? Well, Schaffhausen :D

[02:59:35] bic Do you know Switzerland?

[02:59:38] bic Yes, 10

[02:59:59] bic Not really

[03:00:25] bic Motherboard does have an LED lighting up in green, seems to have power

[03:00:28] bic Desktop

[03:01:02] bic At first there was like a short delay, maybe 10s, then it got longer and longer over maybe half a year I think

[03:01:10] bic Yes, should

[03:02:04] bic I hope I can fix it myself somehow because it's pain to get them to look at it during xmasy days

[03:02:37] bic Senior HDD :)

[03:03:09] bic Well once it runs, it does an amazing job really. Just takes hours by now xD

[03:03:46] bic Hehe, I thought I'm actually good with IT, but now I'm swimming in doubt :D

[03:04:36] bic Do you think santa will repair it for me if I trade for something?

[03:05:16] bic Foxy, what would you trade it for?

[03:05:22] bic I can make cookies

[03:06:14] bic Hehe, dvd players :)

[03:06:36] bic My computer actually does have a cd drive. Haven't used that one in a while

[03:08:12] bic Where do you get dvds, sushi?

[03:08:33] bic (Also I love how easily amused sushi is :D)

[03:08:42] bic What's fnac? Googling it..

[03:09:25] bic Gotcha, google tole me too. It's one from 1954 even

[03:09:49] bic At first I thought it's fake news

[03:10:06] bic But I guess they were selling mail pidgeons back then or something

[03:10:35] bic sushi-chan, you're like "I put in a dvd and it plays, just like that!"

[03:10:46] bic Me I'm like... "I EXPECT you to work, why you no work?"

[03:11:22] bic :))

[03:11:34] bic If you were santa I'd bride you with sushi I think

[03:11:38] bic *bribe

[03:11:41] bic Not bride

[03:11:44] bic BRIBE

[03:12:55] bic CrystalMath, I mean I'm in europe, but I haven't seen any let's say shops where I could physically get one anymore

[03:13:59] bic Sushi, do you have netflix too?

[03:14:34] bic You get a 2x2 and just make your own story from these 4 pixels you get :D

[03:16:33] bic xD

[03:17:16] bic CrystalMath, what's your opinion on block chains?

[03:17:21] bic I'm curious

[03:18:32] bic I thought you're the "eats too much energy" kinda person

[03:19:30] bic I should probably just order a new power supply and see how far it brings me

[03:19:54] bic For my pc issue

[03:20:07] bic Something tells me santa won't help me

[03:23:24] bic CrystalMath, :D

[03:23:42] bic c0ded, I'd be offended if you use any other lighters

[03:24:50] bic Imagine using matches

[03:25:27] bic Is it still etiquette to say "wb" when somebody says he's back? :D

[03:25:59] bic c0ded, do you trade tech advice for sex?

[03:26:06] bic xD

[03:26:37] bic I didn't say it because I didn't want to give myself away as one of the older ones who prefer cigs only

[03:27:07] bic c0ded, you give tech advice, please

[03:27:35] bic CrystalMath, casettes + pencil is the best experience ever

[03:27:50] bic I wish I had any of these 2 things here, but I'm all digital...

[03:28:26] bic c0ded, :D

[03:28:38] bic I'm curious... did I trigger billy?

[03:29:59] bic c0ded, no, just explain to me what can cause a computer to have a delayed start. Then said start delay getting longer and longer, now not starting at all *thinking*

[03:30:08] bic I don't wanna suck off santa...

[03:30:49] bic @Billy: You started being active when I mentioned sex trades xD

[03:31:20] bic c0ded, no, all it was doing was living its happy life. Just taking its time to actually start the boot

[03:31:56] bic Uhu

[03:32:31] bic Some are now sea men

[03:33:19] bic c0ded, it doesn't even feel like sending any juices to any components, only the motherboard is like a xmas tree xD

[03:33:27] bic Billy xD

[03:34:09] bic Honestly, googling what Billy just did to me :D

[03:34:33] bic You giving away condoms now?

[03:35:30] bic So if I knew irc good enough I would be god?

[03:35:57] bic Partially joking

[03:36:15] bic But yes, sadly a waste. I do appreciate the nice gesture though, Billy :D

[03:37:08] bic Sometimes they take a long winter nap too, like mine

[03:39:52] bic xD

[03:40:09] bic Also soap

[03:40:21] bic Not sure why I just said that

[03:40:39] bic I actually knew that shit before fight club :O

[03:40:56] bic Didn't gypsies like steal kids to soap them up?

[03:41:01] bic Or what do I know

[03:42:13] bic Do you think somebody's diarrhea was so strong it split those buns for good?

[03:43:59] bic Google, show me "ben stiller shitting scene"

[03:44:20] bic Along came polly?

[03:46:58] bic Cleaning up the puke is shit

[03:50:01] bic sushi-chan, I have a dumb question

[03:50:30] bic sushi-chan, did you ignore Billy or just mute? xD

[03:51:26] bic sushi-chan, I was just curious, at first I thought you seem to be maneuvering your way out of his comments, then I thought this must be because you don't see his chat xD

[03:53:15] bic sushi-chan, makes sense. Kinda thought you're like best friends here

[03:53:35] bic Like friends from the tv show. But then the shit topic happened xD

[03:54:36] bic Well, I think all are fine here :D

[03:55:01] bic Sex with trolls

[03:55:43] bic Speaking of sex... who do I sell my body to in order to have my computer running again?

[03:55:49] bic At this point I'm not even picky...

[03:56:41] bic My win10 would be flattered hearing that

[03:56:51] bic TOO BAD IT'S NOT BOOTING ¬.¬

[03:57:39] bic I have no clue. When you pressed a button the booting wouldn't start. No POST, no nothing. Just silence. Then after a while booting would start.

[03:57:47] bic Then these delays got bigger and bigger

[03:58:05] bic Now I'm waiting here for hours. Can't be cables because that wouldn't explain the delay

[03:58:23] bic c0ded, explain the game please

[03:58:31] bic I wanna win at SOMETHING today...

[03:59:16] bic !bang

[03:59:43] bic ski, I'll probably have to do that, yeah :/

[04:00:24] bic I might be dense...

[04:00:45] bic But this machine doesn't do anything after I press the power button

[04:01:03] bic Don't I at least need it to be able to boot into bios for the live cd / usb?

[04:01:36] bic wof, as last resort, definitely

[04:04:24] bic I don't think my pc knows what usb is at this point xD

[04:06:00] bic wof, how did you know I'm trying to save my porn? ...

[04:06:20] bic Are you watching me you perv? _D

[04:06:56] bic I swear to god, I'll just get a new pc... it's about time

[04:08:10] bic sushi-chan, what's your favorite sushi?

[04:09:08] bic wof, gotcha

[04:09:28] bic idriven57, thanks!

[04:09:40] bic Wait, is driven a bot?

[04:09:49] bic Fuck me xD

[04:10:28] bic sushi-chan, salmon + mango + avocado is the best I think

[04:10:40] bic Also... the bot was really nice tho xD

[04:11:16] bic And curious about usbs :D

[04:11:28] bic Go usb sleep

[04:12:09] bic Yeah... you're not getting out of this alive xD

[04:12:57] bic Is better than peein in the fridge and eating on the toilet

[04:14:00] bic xD

[04:14:30] bic I'm voting for toilet paper

[04:14:48] bic No risk no fun

[04:15:10] bic Not really, but you know somebody can actually use you to cum inside?

[04:15:15] bic When you're the tissue

[04:15:24] bic I'm like...

[04:15:31] bic "let it be a girl, thanks"

[04:15:40] bic Is 50/50 xD

[04:16:12] bic Exactly

[04:16:43] bic THat's what a snail would say

[04:17:15] bic What body part do you actually use to eat sushi, sushi-chan ?

[04:17:58] bic oO

[04:18:10] bic newegg is like USA,

[04:18:19] bic I'll have to check something in switzerlandia

[04:18:33] bic XD

[04:18:50] bic Can't be a french person

[04:19:13] bic wof, all good, at least I could see what thingy you mean :) I can find something similar here

[04:19:17] bic Thank you :)

[04:19:30] bic xD

[04:19:31] bic I was

[04:19:53] bic ski, I think she's using google translate secretly

[04:20:17] bic THen she quickly writes "no" and "lol" to make it appear like she's fast :D

[04:20:38] bic Yes, google sucks, that's why he translates your questions to usb questions xD

[04:20:59] bic She copies that from the internets

[04:21:33] bic oO

[04:21:45] bic It's very close to mrd I think

[04:21:51] bic Is that a thing?

[04:22:06] bic Like merde I thought

[04:22:07] bic Uhu

[04:22:35] bic Sure :D

[04:22:43] bic 1 letter and you're in the toilet again

[04:23:18] bic ezzep, people suck at ressurecting in here

[04:23:26] bic But if you're looking for snails, you've found the place

[04:23:57] bic CrystalMath, I think it's a crappy name, just being honest

[04:24:05] bic SUper misleading too ¬.¬

[04:24:38] bic sushi-chan, I'm a pen brand EVERYWHERE

[04:24:58] bic Frenchland not so special after all, huh? :P

[04:25:13] bic ski, we do shavings too :)

[04:25:43] bic Are you sure you're not color blind?

[04:26:14] bic ski, yes, we've been between your legs.. maybe that'a a better answer

[04:26:19] bic Sorry^

[04:26:43] bic WIkipedia is bad in france it seems

[04:27:12] bic I think it's like what... 5x more common in males?

[04:27:51] bic Up until now sushi-chan thought she's a girl

[04:27:57] bic Welcome to the real world, boy!

[04:29:48] bic Some things don't work like that with chromosomes. I think the skin color for instance. You just get a mix of both, at least for black and white if I'm not mistaken

[04:30:21] bic Dabuh dee dabuh dye :D

[04:31:02] bic ski, I think so too

[04:31:25] bic CrystalMath, you into bio?

[04:32:08] bic Did you just bring me as an example for Klinefelter? CrystalMath? xD

[04:32:19] bic (Jokes, I know what you meant^)

[04:33:34] bic CrystalMath, chemistry then mostly?

[04:34:04] bic sushi-chan, I'm not sure why you still pretend to see colors ..

[04:34:26] bic :DDD

[04:35:07] bic Grey sky, grey cats

[04:35:43] bic Sushi, I'm black

[04:36:29] bic Stop with your racist assumptions! :D

[04:36:43] bic I'm not black xD

[04:37:26] bic CrystalMath, do you make explosives?

[04:37:43] bic Come on on, you can tell us

[04:37:50] bic -on on +on now

[04:38:15] bic I take it as a yes :)

[04:38:18] bic !bang

[04:38:34] bic Did this game just assume I'd bang a duck?

[04:39:08] bic ski is a coder?

[04:39:19] bic Oh, I see...

[04:40:17] bic !bang

[04:40:30] bic I'm always armed... I'm black

[04:40:51] bic I mean technically if you're a dog lover it's a great deal

[04:41:04] bic You basically get more dogs out of just 1

[04:41:51] bic xD

[04:42:01] bic Mhhh

[04:42:09] bic He's very simple minded, isn't he?

[04:42:22] bic Oh there we go :D

[04:43:06] bic ski, actually rings a bell.. older movie?

[04:43:26] bic Lol CrystalMath

[04:43:46] bic ski, because dvds are dying out?

[04:45:00] bic ski you sound like my dad. Falling asleep to every great movie there is

[04:45:11] bic Goodnight sooshles

[04:45:20] bic THanks for the fun

[04:45:34] bic I'll be out some time later too, maybe see you some other place another time :)

[04:45:52] bic I think sooshles is really a nice name

[04:46:30] bic I hope I'll have a daughter one day :D

[04:46:58] bic I can see all the fucking pickup lines coming up

[04:47:12] bic Like guys going... "can I eat you?"

[04:47:28] bic Mhhh, you think it's a good name or more like a handicap? :D

[04:47:45] bic Maybe give a hooker name right away? Like candy xD

[04:49:27] bic Googling it

[04:49:59] bic 1975?

[04:50:52] bic Looking at the trailer

[04:52:10] bic It actually does look interesting

[04:52:24] bic Was the book better then the movie?

[04:53:05] bic Yeah, at first I didnt know what kind of movie that's gonna be. Not a big fan of strange drama stories where people just fuck each other, then find out they're all a big family

[04:54:01] bic Maybe I can actually download it, let's see

[04:54:30] bic Somehow reminds me of "coherence"

[04:55:55] bic I'm totally overkilling this one with torrenting it down then :D

[04:56:38] bic But it's okay, even if CrystalMath will judge me for this delicious resolution :D

[04:57:04] bic By the way I think CrystalMath went to stalk sushie

[04:59:23] bic !bang

[05:03:35] bic Give me a gun please xD

[05:03:37] bic !bang

[05:04:03] bic Screw you, DuckHunt

[05:04:40] bic Would you give me a stick? xD

[05:05:07] bic You know I can't hunt down a duck with a stick? Maybe molest, but that's about it..

[05:06:26] bic Give me a STICK, I'm ready for both you and this duck! xD

[05:07:02] bic Ski :D

[05:12:51] bic !bang

[05:25:20] bic Eh xD

[05:25:35] bic Me conservative :D

[05:26:09] bic Rearm my yes!

[05:26:11] bic !bang

[05:26:18] bic ...

[05:26:26] bic Give me the STICK

[05:26:31] bic I want to molest the duck

[05:26:45] bic Give me the stick anyway

[05:27:24] bic I can molest duckhunt, yes?

[05:27:44] bic Give me the stick and I show you how xD

[05:27:54] bic One with many branches on it please

[05:28:06] bic Preferably a girthy one

[05:28:13] bic (Hi foxy :))

[05:28:34] bic CrystalMath, so what's up with you and biology?

[05:29:05] bic Switch over to the cuck side

[05:29:09] bic Be nice to the cucks

[05:29:27] bic :D

[05:29:34] bic I don't even know dave

[05:29:50] bic And LickCunt

[05:30:04] bic CrystalMath, no clue who that's supposed to be

[05:30:08] bic Only heard the name today

[05:30:31] bic CrystalMath, yes, but I don't know him

[05:30:46] bic foxy, likes likes likes?

[05:30:57] bic Ah, okay, I was worried for a second

[05:31:48] bic CrystalMath, and I assume these sheep never made a statement to the police, did they?

[05:32:39] bic Sounds like foxy is a witness

[05:32:54] bic But probably won't tell anything either because he was on his was to steal some chicken..

[05:33:15] bic Eh, sorry, foxa

[05:33:25] bic I'm terrible with genders

[05:33:52] bic Okay, so gender was the only thing that was off on my theory'

[05:33:53] bic *?

[05:34:30] bic OH, fox! What color is your sky on a sunny day?

[05:36:25] bic Googling

[05:38:49] bic https://www.funny-jokes.com/fun_pictures/sheep_bike_aussie.jpg

[05:39:03] bic Found

[11:01:21] bic Hi there!

[11:04:58] bic c0ded, you there?

[11:06:19] bic Oh well, I'll write later then, see you :)

[11:54:33] bic c0ded, CrystalMath?

[11:59:57] bic !bang

[12:00:25] bic Ah, I finally figured out how this stupid game works...

[12:06:55] bic Sometimes there's this little shit flying by

[12:06:57] bic The duck

[12:07:05] bic When it does you have to bang it

[12:07:20] bic Looks like this: -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[12:24:08] bic :D

[12:27:42] bic !reload

[12:34:02] bic Inventory does what?

[13:43:11] bic Hi dave

[13:43:17] bic Your name is fucking misleading xD

[13:43:24] bic You baited me here

[13:43:28] bic Hi CrystalMath

[13:43:52] bic Yes Dave

[13:43:56] bic Your name

[13:44:02] bic I came for tech support

[13:44:10] bic Stayed for all the sex, drugs and rock'n'roll...

[13:45:20] bic Oh, meeting real quick

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