IRC Driven

[17:25:05] & h4 aha

[17:25:11] & h4 fuck that

[17:25:22] & h4 did it actually bother him the other day?

[17:25:32] & h4 exactly

[17:25:37] & h4 so why not let it happen?

[17:25:44] & h4 buzzkill

[17:26:02] & h4 not you

[17:26:03] & h4 him

[17:26:10] & h4 lol

[17:26:25] & h4 did you just call me an ass-ass?

[17:26:38] & h4 was zum Fick dude?

[17:26:59] & h4 huh

[17:27:20] & h4 !topduck

[17:30:20] & h4 bon appetit

[17:57:43] & h4 grr?

[18:00:17] & h4 just wait for CumdumpsterTech to pet you if you keep growling

[18:41:04] & h4 it's wof

[18:41:08] & h4 how are you wof?

[18:43:39] & h4 hey

[18:43:49] & h4 where the fuck is sushi?

[18:43:53] & h4 .seen sushi-chan

[18:45:03] & h4 i'm about to emoquit in tors-fashion just for the fun of it

[18:45:23] & h4 fuck...i'm actually missing that one lol

[18:46:12] & h4 yeah toni but he really worked hard to achieve being disallowed on rizon lol

[18:46:23] & h4 he might have been taught by rockho

[18:50:52] & h4 deine Mudda

[18:51:17] & h4 so i heard about bismuth

[18:51:22] & h4 to add some sort of tiling to plasma

[18:51:28] & h4 and am disgusted to find it requires npm

[18:51:30] & h4 and typescript

[18:51:33] & h4 know any alternatives?

[18:51:45] & h4 or rather tsc

[18:52:02] & h4 !bang

[18:52:04] & h4 !bang

[18:52:05] & h4 !reload

[18:52:06] & h4 !bang

[18:52:12] & h4 this is the right channel for this, right ComputerTech?

[18:52:30] & h4 where has that guy from lain.la gone?

[18:52:38] & h4 oh thx for the extra bullet

[18:52:40] & h4 but why? :D

[18:52:56] & h4 tors is?

[18:53:03] & h4 lol

[18:53:10] & h4 last couple of times he ranted about them in my pm

[18:53:17] & h4 lol

[18:53:26] & h4 really upset why they are always missing

[18:53:57] & h4 they dont grow back

[18:54:00] & h4 once gone, always gone

[18:54:43] & h4 why puke?

[18:54:48] & h4 this is something that can actually happen lol

[18:54:56] & h4 you dont like testing?

[18:55:00] & h4 your software must be glorious

[18:55:26] & h4 wof seems right

[18:57:30] & h4 what?

[18:57:40] & h4 no clue what that is

[18:57:44] & h4 but if you are referring to the testicles

[18:57:49] & h4 they can be inside the body

[19:00:27] & h4 nice

[19:00:35] & h4 i went jogging today

[19:00:41] & h4 hated it

[19:00:43] & h4 back to cycling lol

[19:01:40] & h4 you chubby?

[19:01:48] & h4 it always looks smaller looking from the top

[19:01:59] & h4 try watching it in the mirror from the side

[19:02:36] & h4 they clearly haven't seen you naked

[19:03:08] & h4 you dont have to be half naked to get on a boat, you know

[19:03:17] & h4 or is it someone elses yacht?

[19:03:45] & h4 some senile old fart with tons of money who lets you use his yacht if you flash your boobs

[19:03:50] & h4 he said boat

[19:03:57] & h4 obviously

[19:04:05] & h4 groß?

[19:04:08] & h4 nobody said anything about the size

[19:04:30] & h4 and stop speaking german

[19:04:34] & h4 it doesn't look good on you

[19:05:07] & h4 !bang

[19:11:39] & h4 .seen maylay

[19:22:28] & h4 wof: don't underestimate the summer we got here nowadays

[19:23:33] & h4 evad

[19:23:39] & h4 oh boy

[19:24:36] & h4 i cant unbreak your fingers

[19:24:45] & h4 she isnt even talking

[19:24:48] & h4 because you hid the spiders

[19:24:52] & h4 she is confused now

[19:25:03] & h4 stop poking random people

[19:25:12] & h4 with what even?

[19:25:15] & h4 your fingers are fucked

[19:25:36] & h4 kick him

[19:25:46] & h4 this behaviour is not to be tolerated

[19:26:03] & h4 sushi-chan: cat got your tongue?

[19:27:19] & h4 oh shit

[19:27:25] & h4 these ice cubes are getting mad

[19:27:31] & h4 gonna have some disstracks coming my way soon

[19:27:47] & h4 wb sushi-chan

[19:28:04] & h4 you may wonder where all the spiders are

[19:28:14] & h4 that moron ate them before you arrived

[19:28:32] & h4 [20:23:41] ComputerTech eats spiders

[19:28:50] & h4 Ahsoka: please stop eating people out in here

[19:29:09] & h4 sushi where have you been?

[19:29:22] & h4 the spiders in my apartment were asking about you

[19:29:49] & h4 yes!

[19:30:08] & h4 she paused it to come here Ahsoka

[19:30:21] & h4 whoa i take offense to that

[19:30:24] & h4 i can't design for shit

[19:30:28] & h4 more of a backend person

[19:30:49] & h4 always had a guy to make my work look nice

[19:31:26] & h4 for crying out loud Ahsoka

[19:31:30] & h4 if you had a dick

[19:31:35] & h4 i'd say it's hard for ComputerTech

[19:31:47] & h4 who the fuck is Sushic-han?

[19:32:01] & h4 but

[19:32:02] & h4 there is

[19:32:07] & h4 it drives some people

[19:32:19] & h4 cum at me then

[19:32:28] & h4 eeew

[19:32:30] & h4 !jizz Audi

[19:33:06] & h4 your Audi sounds weird

[19:33:08] & h4 get the engine checked

[19:33:48] & h4 wof we have all seen you in a bikini

[19:33:58] & h4 tors even jerked off to it

[19:34:26] & h4 Ahsoka: if you have doubled your weight

[19:34:29] & h4 you have proof of who the thief is

[19:35:04] & h4 jeff_stacey: easy, just put a book under your pillow

[19:35:10] & h4 in the morning you will know all of its contents

[19:35:35] & h4 sushi-chan: slap on the back of the head

[19:35:41] & h4 hold your hand in front of their face

[19:35:45] & h4 do it while they are talking

[19:35:55] & h4 slap hard enough and you may even win a set of glasses

[19:36:12] & h4 sushi-chan: nazis

[19:36:39] & h4 lol

[19:36:53] & h4 painting some weird houses and getting angry they look shitty

[19:37:12] & h4 Ahsoka: do you need a hug? There is so much hate in you

[19:37:29] & h4 hitler approves

[19:37:31] & h4 leo is shit

[19:37:46] & h4 hitler disapproves

[19:37:53] & h4 he looks at poland now

[19:37:56] & h4 take that back sushi, quick!

[19:38:33] & h4 ouch

[19:38:43] & h4 they were however attacked by partisans

[19:38:48] & h4 so i suspect they might have been running late

[19:38:58] & h4 sushi-chan: heinrich himmler

[19:39:00] & h4 hands down

[19:39:04] & h4 the face of a rat

[19:39:06] & h4 wearing glasses

[19:39:09] & h4 looking degenerate

[19:39:13] & h4 while claiming to be superior

[19:39:44] & h4 MDMA - Make Deutschland mächtig again

[19:40:23] & h4 he was something like a prophet

[19:40:26] & h4 delivered the message

[19:40:29] & h4 he also never had kids

[19:40:32] & h4 he knew about his inferior genes

[19:40:58] & h4 also that race shit was mainly from the SS i think

[19:41:03] & h4 so more himmler than hitler

[19:41:21] & h4 sushi-chan: they fought the yellow humans

[19:41:22] & h4 so that was ok

[19:42:23] & h4 sushi-chan: there were arabs fighting for the third reich as well

[19:42:25] & h4 common enemies

[19:42:37] & h4 indians too

[19:42:56] & h4 jeff_stacey: she is retired

[19:43:06] & h4 now we got this clown that always looks like he has no clue where he is

[19:43:08] & h4 or who he is

[19:43:16] & h4 jesus jeff

[19:43:27] & h4 yeah

[19:43:31] & h4 thats the joke sushi :P

[19:43:41] & h4 whoa

[19:43:43] & h4 "druggies"

[19:44:00] & h4 whoa

[19:44:06] & h4 you just crossed a line with madonna there

[19:44:43] & h4 fuck madonna

[19:44:51] & h4 woman cant accept that she ages

[19:44:54] & h4 fucking disgusting

[19:45:06] & h4 stop using sex appeal when you are 50+

[19:45:16] & h4 nobody wants to see your ugly clit

[19:45:26] & h4 retire already skank

[19:46:20] & h4 rebecca something

[19:46:21] & h4 black?

[19:46:27] & h4 wasnt there a saturday song as well?

[19:46:37] & h4 she might be working on an album for the entire week

[19:46:46] & h4 monday should be somewhat depressing

[19:46:59] & h4 jeff cracking some heads to rebecca black

[19:47:10] & h4 jeff also calls Death Metal "Kuschelrock"

[19:47:28] & h4 oh hell nah

[19:49:07] & h4 so jeff

[19:49:13] & h4 i need to take that mein kampf book back from you again

[19:49:17] & h4 i think it made you worse

[19:49:37] & h4 quite demanding

[19:50:20] & h4 no i still got some of those trump nft cards printed out

[19:50:46] & h4 Goebbels?

[19:50:57] & h4 sounds like a thing the Klumpfuß might have done

[19:51:08] & h4 oh thats Leni Riefenstahl

[19:51:16] & h4 its pretty boring

[19:51:23] & h4 and filled to the brim with cheap propaganda

[19:51:41] & h4 sushi-chan: think he looks better now

[19:51:44] & h4 def an improvement

[19:52:13] & h4 hai

[19:52:19] & h4 i might have killed one earlier

[19:52:29] & h4 had some laundry drying

[19:52:31] & h4 and decided to put it away

[19:52:43] & h4 found some daddy long leg thingy lying in there

[19:52:47] & h4 didnt look crushed

[19:52:49] & h4 but was barely moving

[19:52:53] & h4 put it on the window sill

[19:53:07] & h4 please dont kiss spiders sushi

[19:53:12] & h4 you have no idea what your saliva might do to them

[19:53:22] & h4 they might smell and be disrespected by other spiders

[19:53:29] & h4 "oh look, it's the humans pet"

[19:53:33] & h4 then they start punching it

[19:53:34] & h4 shoving it

[19:53:47] & h4 lol french kiss

[19:54:00] & h4 go away chelsea!

[19:54:09] & h4 i wouldnt kiss a dog or a cat

[19:54:19] & h4 dogs are drooling

[19:54:23] & h4 there is always a danger of getting kissed back

[19:54:30] & h4 cats i'm allergic to

[19:54:35] & h4 wouldnt put my mouth anywhere near them

[19:54:40] & h4 i like to pet them though

[19:54:58] & h4 you have no power here!

[19:55:17] & h4 sushi-chan: also i dont particularly like dogs

[19:55:24] & h4 they have their own smell

[19:55:30] & h4 and make your apartment smell like dog

[19:55:37] & h4 i dont want my apartment to smell like dog

[19:55:50] & h4 and cats smell disgusting at times too

[19:55:58] & h4 just go near their shitter and be disgusted

[19:56:02] & h4 coffee and spiders are great

[19:56:09] & h4 coffee smells great and spiders dont smell

[19:56:29] & h4 yeah

[19:56:33] & h4 who said something about fags?

[19:56:57] & h4 as a former smoker

[19:57:02] & h4 you get to meet other smokers

[19:57:07] & h4 and communicate with those

[19:57:09] & h4 get to meet people

[19:57:20] & h4 but you smell like shit, feel like shit, taste like shit

[19:57:26] & h4 look like shit if you do it long enough

[19:57:47] & h4 Billy: it doesnt smell disgusting when you are doing it yourself

[19:57:49] & h4 you barely notice

[19:57:56] & h4 you only notice how disgusting it is once you stop again

[19:58:06] & h4 also smokers usually have less sense of smell and taste

[19:58:08] & h4 no wonder they dont notice

[19:58:17] & h4 vaporizing is just as shitty

[19:58:30] & h4 you still put shit into your body for no effect whatsoever

[19:58:54] & h4 you shouldnt take any nicotine

[19:58:57] & h4 its utter garbage

[19:59:02] & h4 !bang

[19:59:17] & h4 Billy: sometimes

[19:59:24] & h4 jeff_stacey: lol

[19:59:38] & h4 Billy: yeah but coffee doesnt have the withdrawls

[19:59:50] & h4 sushi-chan: smoking is shit in general

[19:59:53] & h4 but if you have to

[19:59:55] & h4 smoke weed

[20:00:02] & h4 at least you are getting something out of it

[20:00:15] & h4 cigs dont give you shit other than a short while of being light headed

[20:00:34] & h4 Billy is a salesman for vapes :D

[20:00:49] & h4 keep your poison, devil!!

[20:01:00] & h4 Billy: but why not stop smoking altogeter?

[20:01:01] & h4 !bang

[20:01:09] & h4 i did it ~10 years back

[20:01:11] & h4 it was the fucking best

[20:01:17] & h4 havent read it

[20:01:41] & h4 but nicotine gives you nothing

[20:01:57] & h4 use two

[20:02:13] & h4 lol

[20:02:33] & h4 eew

[20:02:38] & h4 chewing tobacco is even nastier lol

[20:02:54] & h4 ComputerTech: who is groß?

[20:03:09] & h4 how do you figure?

[20:03:18] & h4 yes

[20:03:27] & h4 i am from Kabul

[20:03:41] & h4 dude

[20:03:42] & h4 you are 20

[20:03:47] & h4 stop talking shit about young people

[20:03:52] & h4 people my age still see you as an annoyance

[20:04:03] & h4 !bang

[20:04:05] & h4 !reload

[20:04:06] & h4 !bang

[20:04:07] & h4 !reload

[20:04:07] & h4 !bang

[20:04:09] & h4 !bang

[20:04:10] & h4 !bang

[20:04:11] & h4 !bang

[20:04:12] & h4 !reload

[20:04:13] & h4 !reload

[20:04:15] & h4 !reload

[20:04:16] & h4 !reload

[20:04:16] & h4 !bang

[20:04:17] & h4 !bang

[20:04:18] & h4 !bang

[20:04:27] & h4 !bang

[20:04:29] & h4 NICE :D

[20:04:36] & h4 only fair

[20:04:39] & h4 i shot it first

[20:04:43] & h4 after my gun JAMMED TWICE

[20:04:46] & h4 such conicidence

[20:04:50] & h4 "it gets less if you level up"

[20:04:51] & h4 MY AS

[20:04:53] & h4 S

[20:04:59] & h4 hold on

[20:05:01] & h4 i'm still reloading

[20:05:17] & h4 sushi-chan: but do i want to?

[20:05:21] & h4 lol

[20:05:29] & h4 stfu DuckHunt :D

[20:05:39] & h4 stop frisking me

[20:05:42] & h4 are you insnae?

[20:05:43] & h4 *insane

[20:05:52] & h4 if you want to get into my panties

[20:05:54] & h4 take me to dinner first

[20:05:55] & h4 you rude fuck

[20:06:08] & h4 duh

[20:06:10] & h4 you dont?

[20:06:14] & h4 eew

[20:06:18] & h4 ct free balling

[20:06:38] & h4 you dont have the ass for those ComputerTech

[20:06:44] & h4 i need them to show off my ass

[20:06:57] & h4 lol

[20:07:01] & h4 nice

[20:07:17] & h4 ComputerTech: that'S actually funny

[20:07:22] & h4 wow billy

[20:07:27] & h4 just how far are yours hanging down?

[20:07:35] & h4 hold on sushi

[20:07:52] & h4 i was distracted by my ass

[20:08:03] & h4 that's real sushi

[20:08:10] & h4 but i am wearing boxers too

[20:08:20] & h4 dont like it packed so tightly

[20:08:24] & h4 i need to let them dangle

[20:08:36] & h4 ComputerTech: jerk off

[20:08:52] & h4 they need to cool down

[20:08:56] & h4 otherwise the sperm will be damaged

[20:09:01] & h4 so they have to hang

[20:10:14] & h4 sushi-chan: but they dont hang low if they get hot

[20:10:17] & h4 and retract when cold

[20:11:37] & h4 also if you dont jerk off regularly

[20:11:40] & h4 you get really horny

[20:11:45] & h4 gotta let it go somewhere

[20:11:55] & h4 horny males arent enjoyable

[20:12:04] & h4 especially not at ComputerTechs age

[20:12:14] & h4 they go weird, poke females for reactions

[20:12:16] & h4 act like idiots

[20:12:38] & h4 someone pat him already

[20:12:41] & h4 he really needs it

[20:12:54] & h4 hold on

[20:12:55] & h4 @ustats

[20:13:01] & h4 not my achievement

[20:13:13] & h4 sushi-chan: i get morning wood when i have to pee in the morning

[20:13:16] & h4 its a bad combination

[20:13:48] & h4 jesus lol

[20:13:51] & h4 why would i jerk off?

[20:13:57] & h4 i tried fucking with a pee boner once

[20:14:04] & h4 she liked it because i never fucking came

[20:14:11] & h4 i aborted mission after some time

[20:14:47] & h4 have you ever held it in so long

[20:14:51] & h4 you literally couldnt pee anymore

[20:14:52] & h4 ?

[20:14:59] & h4 drank two beers, went on a bus ride

[20:15:02] & h4 first stop was hours in

[20:15:04] & h4 i had to fucking pee

[20:15:11] & h4 when i got the chance

[20:15:17] & h4 it just wasnt coming out for a solid minute

[20:15:20] & h4 hurt like hell too

[20:15:29] & h4 bad experience

[20:15:57] & h4 AKSHUALLY!

[20:16:13] & h4 where to?

[20:16:25] & h4 alredy?

[20:16:27] & h4 *already

[20:16:35] & h4 you will dream about the quote about my ass

[20:16:36] & h4 have fun

[20:16:50] & h4 i suspect she might be german deep in

[20:16:52] & h4 o/

[20:17:09] & h4 but getting up too early

[20:17:10] & h4 so german

[20:19:33] & h4 stop triggering the other germans in here

[20:21:50] & h4 i feel like waking up sur to tell her you cunts talked german like amateurs

[20:21:52] & h4 thus offended her

[20:22:20] & h4 i would like to hear you pronounce that ComputerTech

[20:23:04] & h4 speaking of eastern europeans

[20:23:10] & h4 when is Direktor coming back?

[20:23:26] & h4 that dude was cool

[20:23:28] & h4 he ragequit?

[20:23:29] & h4 why?

[20:23:32] & h4 was it piba?

[20:23:46] & h4 jesus

[20:23:52] & h4 you are on every fucking network in every fucking channel

[20:23:57] & h4 but cant provide information about drama?

[20:24:20] & h4 because you dont know how to use grep?

[20:24:52] & h4 jfc

[20:25:02] & h4 dont tell him about grep -n

[20:25:05] & h4 or vgrep :O

[20:25:22] & h4 ComputerTech: how were you searching through logs before?

[20:25:53] & h4 tell me

[20:25:58] & h4 you obviously evolved

[20:26:09] & h4 and have you ever used grep -R on a directory?

[20:26:19] & h4 the journalctl thingie?

[20:26:29] & h4 you grep journalctl output?

[20:26:35] & h4 oh

[20:26:40] & h4 phew

[20:27:28] & h4 ComputerTech: shouldnt be too hard to find the last entries of Direktor there

[20:28:02] & h4 k

[20:28:29] & h4 and i answered with k

[20:28:30] & h4 you moron

[20:28:59] & h4 ComputerTech: be glad you arent in poland anymore

[20:29:03] & h4 i'd have paid you a visit

[20:29:14] & h4 bring all your russian friends too

[20:29:24] & h4 i will bring some Kanaken

[20:29:26] & h4 wir ficken dich

[20:29:48] & h4 sur!

[20:30:01] & h4 finally someone speaking proper german

[20:30:10] & h4 die scheiß Angelsachsen hier

[20:30:42] & h4 ...

[20:30:46] & h4 or not :D

[20:30:55] & h4 besides ComputerTech

[20:31:02] & h4 why the fuck are you asking me "in #chat"?

[20:31:06] & h4 how the fuck would i know where he was last?

[20:31:16] & h4 you can grep through directories dude

[20:31:22] & h4 who cares what channel?

[20:33:41] & h4 ComputerTech: ok. And why did he emoquit?

[20:34:15] & h4 probably piba went bonkers and accused and insulted lol

[20:35:35] & h4 hey c0ded

[20:35:55] & h4 c0ded: ct is a bitch

[20:36:02] & h4 he is also drunk most of the time

[20:36:47] & h4 i am very unique

[20:37:04] & h4 probably one of my former victims

[20:37:10] & h4 wanting to insult you with the comparison

[20:38:00] & h4 the fuck is this?

[20:38:27] & h4 wow ComputerTech

[20:39:25] & h4 btw ComputerTech where'd you find that Audi cunt?

[20:39:54] & h4 and why isnt syndus here yet?

[20:40:14] & h4 its not like i checked if he was online

[20:40:43] & h4 whoa whoa

[20:40:48] & h4 you dont sound like me at all

[20:40:55] & h4 find the person who said that

[20:40:58] & h4 gonna have a talk with that one

[20:41:30] & h4 for fucks sake ComputerTech

[20:41:35] & h4 you didnt remind me to take the antibiotics

[20:42:01] & h4 Harzilein: nur erlaubt, wenn du keinen Stuss redest

[20:42:14] & h4 oh

[20:42:15] & h4 obviously

[20:42:26] & h4 do i have a greet here?

[20:42:29] & h4 ComputerTech: find out

[20:42:44] & h4 no

[20:42:49] & h4 gonna have to fix that

[20:42:53] & h4 what was the cmd?

[20:43:43] & h4 so

[20:43:49] & h4 .k h4 hurensohn

[20:44:20] & h4 the statement is clear

[20:44:38] & h4 digga word ist scheiße

[20:45:18] & h4 i feel the urge to kick

[20:45:30] & h4 ComputerTech: are people allowed to praise microsofts adware

[20:45:31] & h4 ?

[20:45:44] & h4 you should change that then!

[20:46:00] & h4 henceforth there shall be a 3 strike system

[20:46:03] & h4 third strike means decapitation

[20:46:08] & h4 by means of a plastic knife

[20:47:15] & h4 oh please

[20:47:18] & h4 7666 uses sharepoint

[20:47:36] & h4 in combination with teams

[20:47:56] & h4 havent used that garbage in a long while

[20:48:05] & h4 these used to be seperate things

[20:48:20] & h4 sorry i dont keep up with microsofts latest garbage heaps

[20:48:34] & h4 Harzilein: not your fault if they wont read it

[20:48:41] & h4 send it, stop giving a fuck

[20:48:42] & h4 done

[20:49:44] & h4 then you slit your wrists

[20:49:50] & h4 and embraced the afterlife

[20:49:56] & h4 everything is better than microsoft software

[20:52:01] & h4 take your gore somewhere else please

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