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[03:15:56] Khajiit Instead of sheep to shag in Florida, you can shag the alligators :>

[03:18:45] Khajiit Whow

[03:18:53] Khajiit This guy

[03:23:11] Khajiit School uniforms are hot? Have a seat over there.

[03:23:12] Khajiit lol

[03:25:10] Khajiit y u highlight me?

[03:25:21] Khajiit Where's the hot guys at?

[03:26:09] Khajiit Ugly.

[03:26:41] Khajiit Yes, ugly.

[03:27:13] Khajiit You have bad taste in men.

[03:27:32] Khajiit Gay

[03:29:04] Khajiit One that isn't all hairy an shit for 1.

[03:29:32] Khajiit Yo mama.

[03:31:36] Khajiit covid's fake tho

[03:32:14] Khajiit Lame

[03:32:19] Khajiit Covid Stats were nice.

[03:32:28] Khajiit I like em.

[03:32:35] Khajiit Welcome to the world.

[03:32:44] Khajiit Hai Foxy. :>

[03:32:53] Khajiit Nice

[03:33:19] Khajiit Now should be safe, and not dangerous hazards.

[03:33:24] Khajiit Gross.

[03:34:26] Khajiit Nice

[03:34:32] Khajiit Look at all these people.

[03:34:36] Khajiit Lol

[03:37:45] Khajiit I can't post pics of me, they're too nsfw.

[03:37:45] Khajiit ;(

[03:39:55] Khajiit Only due to shitposting tho.

[03:40:28] Khajiit Just cause you got the numbers, doesn't mean you got the respect.

[03:40:47] Khajiit And their conversations are shit.

[03:41:00] Khajiit Gotta get yer numbers with bot spamming.

[03:41:20] Khajiit Mmmhmmmm

[03:42:05] Khajiit Either way, ChanStat is shit.

[03:42:27] Khajiit except the 392458209348 !bang goin on

[03:42:29] Khajiit Shit's annoying lol

[03:42:39] Khajiit Should have a subroom for that.

[03:43:15] Khajiit Imagine being a dick.

[03:43:18] Khajiit lmao

[03:43:54] Khajiit But, it counts when others post the command.

[03:44:10] Khajiit :>

[03:44:13] Khajiit Well, there it is.

[03:44:25] Khajiit Meh

[03:44:33] Khajiit Still lowest form of interaction.

[03:44:37] Khajiit Make me. Cunt. \

[03:45:12] Khajiit Cry deez nuts.

[03:45:49] Khajiit Been around the block.

[03:46:06] Khajiit https://i.imgur.com/oYTREQ4.jpg Anyhow, if you don't have these, what's the point of even living?

[03:47:16] Khajiit Life of a player hater.

[03:48:26] Khajiit O_o

[03:48:36] Khajiit You need to lay off the meth and sheep dick.

[03:49:17] Khajiit Clearly you because you have problems with your cognitive memory.

[03:50:03] Khajiit Good, that dickshitter left. lol.

[03:50:18] Khajiit MasterKeef, what kind of keyboard you got?

[03:50:37] Khajiit Aw it's back.

[03:50:52] Khajiit Ahhh, that makes sense.

[03:51:00] Khajiit MasterKeef, you need a better keyboard.

[03:52:14] Khajiit Microsoft Natural Ergonomic 4000, MasterKeef. Yo wrists and fingers and all will thank you later.

[03:53:25] Khajiit Wtf did Microsoft discontinue that keyboard? Niggaz be charging $100+ for that damn thing.

[03:53:55] Khajiit Used is still cheap, but new? Lol

[03:55:37] Khajiit Been using the same Microsoft Intellimouse since like 2001.

[03:56:11] Khajiit Greatest mouse ever made.

[03:56:24] Khajiit Lol

[03:56:57] Khajiit Oh, here's a dreamy guy, ComputerTech: https://i.imgur.com/IXUOrMp.jpg

[03:57:17] Khajiit https://i.imgur.com/iK9DpSc.jpg And there's a dreamy mouse.

[03:57:49] Khajiit k

[04:05:14] Khajiit Audi said that anyone with an animal name is a furfag.

[04:05:18] Khajiit And left.

[04:05:59] Khajiit <Audi> People with the an animal name on irc, like a cat, dog, bird, fox, they are furfags.

[04:06:27] Khajiit Lmao

[04:06:48] Khajiit Agreed, Toyotas > Audis

[04:07:19] Khajiit Cause, he's mean.

[04:07:35] Khajiit Pretty soon, he'll abandon us for video games.

[04:07:41] Khajiit And we won't see him

[04:07:43] Khajiit for another 3 years.

[04:08:03] Khajiit :(

[04:08:12] Khajiit Then comes back, like nothing ever happened.

[04:08:28] Khajiit You said it not me.

[04:09:23] Khajiit Kek

[04:10:12] Khajiit Damn, mine is older.

[04:10:15] Khajiit Lmfao

[04:10:29] Khajiit At least you don't have to be with her 24/7

[04:10:30] Khajiit I do.

[04:10:46] Khajiit I even bought the minivan too. All about that Siennalife.

[04:10:48] Khajiit Yeeee

[04:10:54] Khajiit I'm not a good mom tho.

[04:11:34] Khajiit Greatest state in the Union.

[04:11:46] Khajiit No, Illinois.

[04:11:52] Khajiit y confused?

[04:12:25] Khajiit Minus Shitcago, yes.

[04:12:35] Khajiit Wut?

[04:13:14] Khajiit We got Weed, good schools, tons of safe neighbourhoods (outside of Shitcago).

[04:13:41] Khajiit Teachers make good money here. Which benefits me.

[04:13:52] Khajiit Oh yeah, good food here too.

[04:14:06] Khajiit We get Snow.

[04:14:18] Khajiit We didn't vote for Trump.

[04:14:28] Khajiit Oof

[04:14:37] Khajiit Fuck Trump too.

[04:14:49] Khajiit Lmao, a lying piece of shit you mean.

[04:15:00] Khajiit A conman.

[04:15:10] Khajiit ^

[04:15:14] Khajiit Gas was cheap due to pandemic lol

[04:15:29] Khajiit A shitty one.

[04:15:47] Khajiit ^

[04:16:03] Khajiit I live quite comfortably thank you :)

[04:16:16] Khajiit Lot of failed businesses.

[04:16:26] Khajiit Now Kamala, she's a VPILF.

[04:16:56] Khajiit You mean Trump

[04:16:59] Khajiit Trump was the worst.

[04:17:06] Khajiit "WAH! I LOST! STOLEN ELECTIONS! WAH!"

[04:17:09] Khajiit Just admit you lost bro.

[04:17:44] Khajiit What proof.

[04:17:50] Khajiit Anyhow

[04:17:57] Khajiit I do have nudes of Audi if anyone wants to buy em off me :>

[04:18:08] Khajiit Name a price.

[04:18:46] Khajiit 5 Pounds is worth like, $.50

[04:19:27] Khajiit "The guy I don't like keeps winning, my friends don't like him either, NO ONE LIEKS THEM!"

[04:20:21] Khajiit Lol

[04:21:12] Khajiit Audi, sure bby <3

[04:22:47] Khajiit Yeh, he helped by ripping off tax payers by charging secret service and what not to stay at his resorts.

[04:23:16] Khajiit What flavour?

[04:24:32] Khajiit The only politician that truly cared and was as most legitimate was Bernie Sanders. But nope, rejected him as too extreme.

[04:25:22] Khajiit He was the most honest guy up there.

[04:25:39] Khajiit Compared to all the others.

[04:25:55] Khajiit There we go

[04:26:40] Khajiit With Putin, he'll reunite the Soviet Union, and the his republican allies will support him bringing the new variant here :>

[04:27:53] Khajiit Ooooh that'd be cool to be able to ignore all those

[04:28:12] Khajiit Shoot deez nuts.

[04:29:04] Khajiit Awww ty NiniGeo2 <3

[04:29:16] Khajiit You're so sweet ^^

[04:29:49] Khajiit Ily2 bby

[04:30:01] Khajiit At least I am not annoying.

[04:30:55] Khajiit I've played Fallout, I am ready for the nukes.

[04:31:16] Khajiit And Audi, he's good at CoD, so we have someone who can protect us here :>

[04:31:35] Khajiit Lol

[04:31:47] Khajiit Who needs weapons when you can just blind someone with your nudity :>

[04:32:45] Khajiit Don't worry, when the Enclave gets word you have weapons, you'll be targeted so they can harvest them for themselves.

[04:33:00] Khajiit Poor Three Mile Island.

[04:33:22] Khajiit But you can learn from video games.

[04:33:23] Khajiit :>

[04:34:01] Khajiit They see my big saggy udders and stomachs they'll be running lmao

[04:34:07] Khajiit Lol

[04:34:45] Khajiit And my sores.

[04:35:11] Khajiit I am proud to be an American

[04:35:15] Khajiit Where at least I know I am free to eat.

[04:35:31] Khajiit And I proudly stand up! And order more cheeseburgers

[04:35:59] Khajiit I don't hug beggars

[04:36:21] Khajiit My scale maxes out at like 280 Lbs. So, I have no idea what I am lol

[04:36:57] Khajiit Sit moar

[04:36:58] Khajiit Eat moar

[04:37:10] Khajiit Eat non stop.

[04:38:11] Khajiit https://i.imgur.com/Zx2rs8D.jpg As high as my scale goes ;(

[04:39:07] Khajiit I take the elevator at work, and I sit on a desk with my presenter remote/laser pointer when I am teaching.

[04:39:47] Khajiit covid times were the best.

[04:39:52] Khajiit Staying home 24/7 <3

[04:39:54] Khajiit I love being home

[04:40:05] Khajiit If you gotta beg for hugs, I ain't huggin.

[04:40:13] Khajiit Mmmmmmmm, eating out.

[04:40:15] Khajiit I love eating out.

[04:41:27] Khajiit Lot of people died from COVID sadly, proving my point that staying home is the best place to be 24/7.

[04:42:06] Khajiit Yeh, but my friend, my uncle, a few coworkers, and a few students, they died from rona when it was fresh off the boat

[04:42:17] Khajiit Sadly :(

[04:42:37] Khajiit I am positive I had COVID in Feb 2020. I was so deadly sick, I thought I was dying.

[04:42:44] Khajiit Doctor said I Didn't go to China, so likely just the flu.

[04:43:06] Khajiit When I had Rona in Aug 2022, it was nothing.

[04:43:20] Khajiit But I also got my vaccines.

[04:43:29] Khajiit So either my body was better, or the vaccines helped. Idk.

[04:43:39] Khajiit I felt like I had pneumonia, it hurt to breathe.

[04:44:03] Khajiit Damn

[04:46:20] Khajiit Same

[04:46:25] Khajiit I was supposed to get a surgery for my nose

[04:46:29] Khajiit But the doctor said I am too fat lol

[04:46:40] Khajiit Idgaf, being fat has its advantages.

[04:47:02] Khajiit Get those tough kid wannabes who wanna fight everyone. Watchu gonna do? I'll fall over on your ass lmao

[04:47:45] Khajiit Lol Steve

[04:49:12] Khajiit Hot

[04:50:09] Khajiit Lol

[04:50:54] Khajiit Dickord.

[04:52:28] Khajiit Windows 95.

[04:54:16] Khajiit I miss the old BET Audi.

[04:54:29] Khajiit Now all they do is play Tyler Perry and reruns of Martin.

[04:54:52] Khajiit Don't get me wrong, I love Martin, but bruh, the late night BET videos back in the day were bomb.

[04:57:13] Khajiit https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/gjns85/nelly_tip_drill_feat_st_lunatics_uncut_video/ Best days of BET.

[04:58:33] Khajiit It must be ass cause it ain't yo face.

[04:59:11] Khajiit :D

[04:59:56] Khajiit If only rap was still good. Modern rap is just awful.

[05:00:06] Khajiit But modern music is just awful in general.

[05:00:13] Khajiit Except Lorde. I love Lorde. Fuck you all.

[05:01:38] Khajiit Bruh

[05:01:51] Khajiit It is junk.

[05:02:05] Khajiit I haven't heard one good modern rap song.

[05:02:47] Khajiit I posted a good one earlier, ComputerTech.

[05:02:53] Khajiit Here's another good one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWP8kbKphYY

[05:03:08] Khajiit Do eet Audi

[05:03:36] Khajiit Even my students, I have smart students, prefer shit like Ice Cube, Dre, 2Pac, Nelly, etc, over this modern rainbow crap.

[05:04:58] Khajiit Lol

[05:05:26] Khajiit TO THE WALL!

[05:05:44] Khajiit Lol

[05:06:13] Khajiit Lol, shit that doesn't suck.

[05:06:29] Khajiit They are, but the message and beat are good.

[05:06:44] Khajiit Here's another, some Bone Thugs n Harmony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdQcJ3I3PYw

[05:06:54] Khajiit Yeh, and Snoop is legendary

[05:07:25] Khajiit Do you got Thug Luv, Audi?

[05:07:28] Khajiit Lol

[05:07:45] Khajiit Imagine, your teacher blasting this on their way in their Toyota Sienna. :^)

[05:08:52] Khajiit Mierda.

[05:09:21] Khajiit I mean, I will listen to anything

[05:09:29] Khajiit And if I like it, I'll keep listening to it.

[05:09:41] Khajiit But just nothing has stood out.

[05:10:04] Khajiit Well, what I hear on the radio sucks.

[05:10:27] Khajiit (Satellite Radio, cause, I have free satellite radio lol)

[05:11:05] Khajiit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZIc8VSonVY

[05:11:24] Khajiit Same time zone as me eh

[05:12:09] Khajiit I do what I gotta do, I don't care if I get caught, the DA can play this motherfuckin tape in court. I'll kill you.

[05:13:38] Khajiit Pwnt

[05:13:41] Khajiit Sure :D

[05:16:38] Khajiit Brb

[05:47:16] Khajiit [11:27] <Audi> Fuck opers

[05:47:17] Khajiit Agreed.

[05:59:29] Khajiit Kek

[15:30:37] Khajiit Pwnt

[17:51:13] Khajiit lol

[17:51:42] Khajiit Mmmmmmmm groins

[17:52:18] Khajiit Baked

[17:52:53] Khajiit I've only been IRC'ing for a few weeks too.

[17:52:55] Khajiit It's cute.

[17:57:55] Khajiit Baked.

[17:58:08] Khajiit I would love to make love to Dr_DICK.

[18:05:52] Khajiit ,kb ComputerTech

[18:06:14] Khajiit yn't? :>

[18:07:14] Khajiit Lol

[18:08:20] Khajiit That is true.

[18:08:33] Khajiit Stand your ground

[18:08:45] Khajiit Florida got that Jeremy Dewitte.

[18:08:50] Khajiit Wannabe cop lol

[18:09:24] Khajiit .yt Jeremy Dewitte Florida guy

[18:10:15] Khajiit Lmao

[18:10:31] Khajiit What's the worst part about being a Black Jew? Having to sit in the Back of the oven.

[18:10:57] Khajiit Killing Nazis is quite fun tbh.

[18:11:18] Khajiit I hope Ukraine says "Tanks!"

[23:23:21] Khajiit Damn

[23:23:40] Khajiit Ku Klux KomputerTech up in here today.

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