Tuesday, January 17, 2023
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Rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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Rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn52.405s, which makes you a total of 280 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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nR
[technet] <ChanRank> (ChanRank): sushi-chan (coderain@TechNet-26966669.techznc.org) was last seen messaging #computertech saying "ya" 33 weeks 6 days 2 hours 54 minutes 28 seconds ago
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ChanStat
(UserStats): (Dr_DICK) Lines: 328 Words: 3,220 Letters: 16,942. Most active at 11:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 109 out of 116 users with 1 lines today. Quote: Not much just waking and baking before work. Wbu?
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ChanStat
(UserStats): (ComputerTech) Lines: 8,742 Words: 24,922 Letters: 129,173. Most active at 08:00 PM GMT. Most active channel #computertech. Quote: it's only temporary though :(
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ComputerTech
lol @ everyone's most active channel being #computertech
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ComputerTech
<ChanStat> (UserStats): (Dr_DICK) Lines: 328 Words: 3,220 Letters: 16,942. Most active at 11:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 109 out of 116 users with 1 lines today. Quote: Not much just waking and baking before work. Wbu?
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Dr_DICK
It's the only channel I regularly converse in now adays that has Chanstat
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Dr_DICK
ilu until my amazon package arrives
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Dr_DICK
The one time it hasn't gotten to my house before I get home from work is the one day I am excited for what I am getting
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Dr_DICK
Then I'll still be here but in a weed coma
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Dr_DICK
Nah e-nail. Heating device that goes on my bong to keep the nail at a consistent enough temperature so I don't burn the shit out of my dabs
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Dr_DICK
dabs = weed concentrate
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mrinfinity
6:51p Karma for ComputerTech on Rizon: 24.0
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mrinfinity
6:52p Karma for foxy on Rizon: 7.19
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mrinfinity
keep up the good work ComputerTech
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mrinfinity
you're helping me to code it so people can't game my karma system in the future
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mrinfinity
which means yous the most popular, glad it's you and not some psycho villain though
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franstam
i see a bunch of lego blocks
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
franstam > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn55.827s, which makes you a total of 63 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
franstam > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
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Dr_DICK
Of course the minute I start setting it up I get called for supper
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ChRoNiC
h4 wat is ur acual problem with me?
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
franstam > *BOOM* You shot down one of the ducks in 3mn30.946s, which makes you a total of 64 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
franstam > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn32.285s, which makes you a total of 65 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 6 (duck hater). \_X< *KWAK* [15 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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nR
[technet] <&foxy> yes hello foxy here
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fobby
it's me foxy 2.0
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Audi
I want sdome ice cream
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ComputerTech
feeds Audi da Icedream
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Dr_DICK
An e-nail is fantastic
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Dr_DICK
I'm never going back to torched dabs ever again
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noogies ComputerTech
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snuggles Ahsoka
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snuggles back
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Dr_DICK
I just got so fucked in the span of 10 minutes
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Dr_DICK
Metaphorically. Just bought an e-nail and did my first proper dabs in over a year
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MonkeySays
I've been fucked many times. It was metaphorically and I wanted to murder a bitch
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MonkeySays
And oooo you're stoned as fuck
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MonkeySays
That's the best fucking ever
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MonkeySays
Sorry I just took over the conversation computertech
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MonkeySays
I'm a cunt, most the time cuz I don't trust people with my tenders
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Dr_DICK
I used to be so bad for burning my dabs all the time unless I cold started them. Plus before concentrated were legal here I got hit with some black market shatter that was cut with pine tar. Kinda traumatized me from dabs for a while, the smell of a burnt dab brings the memory back
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MonkeySays
Oh shit so it's a psychedelic moment too
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MonkeySays
I'm high as shit and I am uh I guess transcending my reality cuz this cat is demanding
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MonkeySays
More like traumatic ptsd shit
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Dr_DICK
Yeah more like a bad smell that brings a bad memory
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Dr_DICK
When I burnt the stuff that was cut with pine tar, it coated my banger, bong, and my lips white
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MonkeySays
Oh fuck like Tyrone from the Chapelle Show
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Dr_DICK
No it just makes me question the quality of my product, even if I know it is the government regulated stuff that is guaranteed not to be cut with pine tar. Sits in the back of your head
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MonkeySays
So are you doctor Richard but prefer the nick name?
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Dr_DICK
Richard P. Ennis?
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Dr_DICK
Nah it's another dick joke
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Dr_DICK
The only Dr_ part of me is I work in pharma that has turned heel to Cannabis, and that I am a dick
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Dr_DICK
Our product is going to get sold in Australia
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Dr_DICK
I learned a very important lesson
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Dr_DICK
Don't leave the metal cap on top of the hot metal coil
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Dr_DICK
How was your day MonkeySays?
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MonkeySays
Haha good lesson. It was good, just played games, ran errands, did all my daily tasks so forth....
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mrinfinity
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ComputerTech
sends mrinfinity flying with a mighty slap
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wallops mrinfinity with a giant flyswatter
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ComputerTech
slaps mrinfinity around a bit with a large trout
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Dr_DICK
Pretty good, got a new hire today. Been just myself running a softgel encapsulation machine the past 5 months so it's been pretty stressful and sketchy at times. Gotta put your hands on/near a lot of moving parts
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Dr_DICK
Dude was laid off a few years ago so he knows his shit
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Dr_DICK
*laid off from my place of work
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MonkeySays
Oh well least he knows wtf he's doing
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Dr_DICK
Yeah I was able to just put him on the machine all day while I spread capsules and dealt with paperwork and other shit. I was able to actually take full breaks and mentally be on break as well and felt confident enough to leave him with the machine for more than 15 minutes. Been trying to train the gel tech to watch it for the past 5 months and just haven't been able to
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Dr_DICK
But I've been able to learn gel
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MonkeySays
Oh nice it's nice when shit works out finally
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ComputerTech
i called you a big fat saggy dry cunt
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mrinfinity
let me jot that down for future reference, would that be with a capital B or a lowercase B?
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ComputerTech
whichever makes your cunt more moist tbh
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socraticDev
there is a channel on discord with people's self photos
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ComputerTech
socraticDev: on my discord server we have a selfies section too
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pets socraticDev
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purrs
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 36.998s, which makes you a total of 78 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.066s, which makes you a total of 79 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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foxy
ComputerTech:
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.532s, which makes you a total of 213 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 9 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h. Your purchase made you go back to level 20 (predator).
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
End3r > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
End3r > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn44.611s, which makes you a total of 170 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Billy
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CoolKevin
why is CT fucking a little box
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Billy
8===D-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· * CUM-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· * CUM
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changed topic to: CT fux 🐑 and End3r beats off to the tapes
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End3r
You promised not to tell
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Syndus
Pfft I'm making money off you two
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End3r
where the fuck are my royalties?
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Syndus
You should puff out your lower lip and cry a lil for the camera when you feel the pinky switch to a fist
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End3r
nah, he has soft hands
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Syndus
Uncle Slippyfist
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Syndus
Everyone's fav camp counselor
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End3r
you should call him that from now on
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Syndus
He teaches kids about sex with puppets
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Syndus
...and a hammer
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Syndus
Fuckin, how old is that Moses South park bit now?
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Syndus
.yt south park jew scouts
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Syndus
July 28th 1999
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ChRoNiC
hehe ducks r chill to watch
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ChRoNiC
they fight tho too
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ChRoNiC
rn the white gang protecting the food so they can all eat, its a bunch of different gangs in the same area
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foxy
yes hello
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million
waves to foxy
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foxy
hi million
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foxy
you've been busy
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foxy
miss having you around
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million
miss being around
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foxy
how's work?
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sur
oh shit its million
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million
but busy is good
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foxy
sometimes
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foxy
you still need rest
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sur
waddup million
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Peorth
.tell ComputerTech bitch
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Angel
Peorth: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 29.25s, which makes you a total of 281 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Peorth is around.
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Peorth
.tell ComputerTech no
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Angel
Peorth: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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dramo
.tell dramo u grate
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Angel
dramo: You can tell yourself that.
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Peorth is around.
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dramo
dramo: u grate
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dramo
^_^ ty dramo
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yawns
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stuffs a dick in End3r's mouth
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 32.322s, which makes you a total of 171 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -3 xp] [wild fire: -5 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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End3r
!rearm CoolKevin
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DuckHunt
End3r returns CoolKevin's gun to him.
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DuckHunt
End3r > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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DuckHunt
End3r > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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DuckHunt
End3r > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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DuckHunt
End3r > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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End3r
!shop 10
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DuckHunt
End3r > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 10 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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End3r
ComputerTech still waiting on shipping info o.0
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End3r
i hope not
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End3r
that would piss me off
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End3r
I could have bought a bottle of Jameson with that money
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droolls
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End3r
I am drinking canadian blended VO whiskey
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End3r
I want Jamo :(
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pets NiniGeo2
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hands out vegas bombs
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End3r
I do too
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End3r
brb jumping on twitter
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dramo
don't hump twitter
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dramo
twitter is still under 12 yo, it's illegal
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waverwaves
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sur
ComputerTech
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sur
if i leave the xmas channel will i lost my xmas vhost
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sur
im tryna cut down on chans
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sushi-chan
chans as in channels or chatters with "chan" in their nick lol
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sur
im in wayy too many
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sur
over 6 networks
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ComputerTech
sur, think again if you saw how many i'm on
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sur
6 already gives me anxiety
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ComputerTech
probably over 800 channels over the whole thing tbh
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sur
how do you keep up
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ComputerTech
sur, i don't load all nets at once everyday
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sur
i have 5 up at all times
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sur
on my phone client? only 3
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sur
valyria, rizon, efnet
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ComputerTech
technet, rizon, darenet, irc-nerds, tilde.chat, and a private net
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sushi-chan
channels that are useless to be on are the +10000 people inside channels. You just write and what you're typing gets drown and flooded with all of the other ppl's messages becuz theres too many ppl talking at the same time
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sushi-chan
thats why chans with too many ppl in
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sur
I like the smaller, private servers best
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ComputerTech
we're averaging at 220 users on this channel now
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sur
esp mine but :>
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ComputerTech
literally one of the biggest chat channels
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sur
you know what a big chan was
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sushi-chan
nobody reads what u type on chans with too many ppl
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sur
#main on peercommons
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sur
back in the day
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sur
it was all trolling/asl/bullshit
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sur
hallo sushi-chan
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ComputerTech
sushi-chan, idk, I've seen this channel get that busy that it gets fast lol
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 3 out of 246 with a score of 35722.
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sur
irc30 is p big and active
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sur
both efnet chans
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sur
the radio hour?
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ComputerTech
pokes l0de's eyes
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sur
I see ascii posted
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sur
but i dont know if its an ascii channel
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sushi-chan
this channel is talkative but most of the time the convo is interesting and makes sense
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sushi-chan
I've seen convo that dont make sense on too talkative channels
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sur
it has its dead moments like them all
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sur
thats how peercommons was
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sur
asl asl asl
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sur
peercommons was frostwire's server
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sur
kinda like limewire
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ComputerTech
i remember when #nerds was very active
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ComputerTech
i think for about half a year? or so, it was jammed with activity
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sur
frostwire's server was easy to access, there was a tab that autojoined you to their server and main channel
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sur
while you downloaded music on the other tab
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sur
so there was A LOT of people
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Zack
I just pulled two sneezy sheep fucking bizbombs in a row.
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Dr_DICK
TIL I was on IRC earlier than I thought
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sushi-chan
age / sex / location, what I respond to that: Old enough to be your grandmother / Never / On Earth
[04:38:32]
Dr_DICK
I would occasionally chat on the frostwire chat
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sur
Dr_DICK really?
[04:38:46]
Dr_DICK
Not often but yeah.
[04:38:53]
sur
that's where i started at lol
[04:38:57]
sur
i was v active
[04:39:13]
NiniGeo2
Dr_DICK had a song written about him :)
[04:39:32]
sur
i have a few friends from peercommons still
[04:39:37]
sur
14 year friendships goin strong
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FireWire
huggles
[04:39:51]
foxy
hi sushi-chan
[04:39:54]
foxy
hi FireWire
[04:39:56]
sushi-chan
you know whats funny? when a guy is pming me.. and ask me asl... When I say the truth they keep talking to me. But once I didn't want to talk to them so I lied bout my gender (I said I was male which is false) and the guy disconnected lol
[04:39:56]
FireWire
and look it's the Scottish guy!