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[16:46:53] & h4 that's not very german

[16:48:19] & h4 sounds like a shitty movie

[16:48:23] & h4 i dont like the genre at all

[16:48:55] & h4 awesome ac3 dub on a 4k there too

[16:49:08] & h4 at least it's a line

[16:49:33] & h4 well me too

[16:49:35] & h4 but still

[16:49:53] & h4 that too

[16:50:09] & h4 although i advise germans not to do that

[16:50:12] & h4 you cant ever go back

[16:50:27] & h4 if i watch a german dub i can see how it just doesnt fit with the person talking

[16:51:03] & h4 speaking of movies

[16:51:09] & h4 i really thought CAM Rips died out

[16:51:17] & h4 why are people filming shit in cinemas?

[16:51:21] & h4 in 4k even

[16:51:28] & h4 who wants to watch a 4k cam rip?

[16:51:30] & h4 exactly

[16:51:33] & h4 this m3gan movie too

[16:51:38] & h4 and it got downloaded a lo

[16:51:39] & h4 *lot

[16:51:49] & h4 the quality was kinda ok back then too

[16:52:07] & h4 haha

[16:52:10] & h4 SVCDs were the shit!

[16:52:19] & h4 wait

[16:52:22] & h4 there were MVCDs too

[16:52:25] & h4 what was the difference there?

[16:52:47] & h4 that was easily 20+ years ago

[16:53:07] & h4 something nobody should touch nowadays

[16:53:18] & h4 but there was a time when things to released on divx too

[16:53:31] & h4 glad x264 became a de facto standard

[16:53:39] & h4 wonder if AV1 will be next

[16:56:11] & h4 true

[16:57:48] & h4 which is now standard

[16:59:02] & h4 lol yeah

[16:59:09] & h4 especially when it was packed in seperate folders

[16:59:21] & h4 and your media station stopped playback since there was no file remaining in the current directory

[17:01:30] & h4 pgs?

[17:01:57] & h4 i know srt

[17:02:08] & h4 wasnt ocr something like text recognition in documents?

[17:02:17] & h4 ah okay

[17:02:33] & h4 wow

[17:03:01] & h4 non-free fonts?

[17:03:05] & h4 i feel like puking

[17:03:34] & h4 oh dear

[17:03:35] & h4 please

[17:05:53] & h4 want me to change it?

[17:12:52] & h4 !bang

[17:12:57] & h4 took care of that for you

[17:12:58] & h4 !reload

[17:17:55] & h4 oh god no

[17:18:32] & h4 is he gone again?

[17:20:20] & h4 i give you my pubkeys

[17:20:23] & h4 you give me your private ones

[17:20:25] & h4 alright?

[17:21:31] & h4 what talk?

[17:21:33] & h4 nextcloud talk?

[17:22:11] & h4 oh cool

[17:22:16] & h4 just say man talk

[17:22:38] & h4 https://man.openbsd.org/talk.1

[17:22:42] & h4 something for you to analyze ComputerTech

[17:22:47] & h4 the code should be fairly small

[17:22:49] & h4 and comprehensible

[17:22:51] & h4 improve your C

[17:23:07] & h4 stop laughing

[17:23:09] & h4 i mean it

[17:23:16] & h4 its pretty clear how this is supposed to work

[17:23:21] & h4 watch the implementation in code

[17:23:47] & h4 https://github.com/openbsd/src

[17:24:08] & h4 it is in usr.bin/talk

[17:24:15] & h4 usr.bin/talk.c

[17:24:42] & h4 pff, 80 lines in talk.c

[17:24:46] & h4 talk_ctl.h must contain something more

[17:25:09] & h4 wow that is small

[17:25:35] & h4 oh

[17:25:36] & h4 my bad

[17:25:45] & h4 its actually a directory

[17:25:48] & h4 with some more files

[17:26:08] & h4 please, none of these files has 200 lines

[17:26:11] & h4 you can do it ComputerTech

[17:26:29] & h4 lets use one of ComputerTechs machines

[17:26:38] & h4 create accounts and we provide pubkeys for you to add

[17:27:46] & h4 so all those people on there

[17:27:47] & h4 are noobs?

[17:28:23] & h4 wow

[17:28:35] & h4 it guy over there

[17:28:52] & h4 prepare your asscrack bandit

[17:28:54] & h4 licking incoming

[17:29:05] & h4 gonna give you some privacy for this ComputerTech

[17:30:28] & h4 eeew

[17:30:35] & h4 on the mexican

[17:30:37] & h4 and kali

[17:31:04] & h4 overloaded

[17:31:06] & h4 based on debian

[17:31:08] & h4 or was it ubuntu?

[17:31:32] & h4 it's the cool thing to install if you are just learning how to crack weak wep

[17:31:44] & h4 or learn how to intercept wpa2 keys to brute force them without success

[17:31:47] & h4 since your machine is too weak

[17:32:09] & h4 but who hasnt tried it with a password he set himself just to see if it would eventually work? :D

[17:32:27] & h4 still couldnt get into my neighbors wifi

[17:32:44] & h4 TaZeR: they gotta have a really weak passphrase

[17:32:50] & h4 or you need to have some information about them

[17:32:58] & h4 and hope they use personal shit in their weak passwords

[17:33:02] & h4 otherwise have fun

[17:33:38] & h4 isnt wpa3 standard by now?

[17:34:24] & h4 ComputerTech authenticates with ssh keys on his wifi

[17:34:28] & h4 til

[17:34:53] & h4 wait

[17:35:04] & h4 ComputerTech: you dont really think wifi authentication uses ssh keys

[17:35:05] & h4 right?

[17:41:02] & h4 yeah no TaZeR

[17:41:13] & h4 i told him about openwrt a week ago

[17:41:16] & h4 he never heard of it before

[17:41:36] & h4 TaZeR: wouldnt that old laptop be a bottleneck performance wise?

[17:41:49] & h4 just how old are we talking?

[17:41:56] & h4 i wish i had some old x86 around to try it

[17:42:31] & h4 i do have a t430 here

[17:42:36] & h4 which i barely use

[17:43:07] & h4 it got one port lol

[17:43:11] & h4 i can put a switch behind it

[17:44:26] & h4 your link up there?

[17:53:26] & h4 who

[17:53:30] & h4 tells you

[17:53:45] & h4 lol

[17:53:53] & h4 elefant im porzellanladen

[17:56:10] & h4 [ERROR]

[17:56:10] & h4 --> You (185.129.61.9) are trying to connect from a Tor exit node

[17:56:10] & h4 --> Tor exit node access is only available to PREMIUM users

[17:56:11] & h4 buuuh!

[17:56:46] & h4 yeah i did

[18:05:07] & h4 lol

[18:05:14] & h4 why even have telnet exposed?

[18:05:20] & h4 why even have telnet running?

[18:15:08] & h4 s/rigged/ripped/

[18:15:10] & h4 fuck yeah

[18:15:24] & h4 s/xxx/Computertech/

[18:17:44] & h4 s/n/i'm gay/

[18:17:48] & h4 shit lol

[18:18:29] & h4 wow

[18:18:36] & h4 as owner of this channel you should let your users shoot the ducks

[18:18:41] & h4 as admin of the game as well

[18:18:56] & h4 guess senpai has to find a new duckhunting channel

[18:19:00] & h4 i suggest #gk senpai

[18:20:38] & h4 wow

[18:20:41] & h4 did you write it?

[18:21:11] & h4 never heard

[18:21:20] & h4 as long as it isnt this serviteur fucktwat

[18:23:56] & h4 what?

[18:24:01] & h4 Allen Iverson was fucking great

[18:24:26] & h4 sure he never had a team around him that could win a championship

[18:24:28] & h4 well perhaps that one time

[18:24:38] & h4 but going up against the lakers with shaq and kobe

[18:24:41] & h4 shaq in his prime ...

[18:25:01] & h4 wof its this thing in the air you can connect devices too

[18:25:46] & h4 you need some tinfoil

[18:25:57] & h4 wrap it around your phone so you block out the bad internet

[18:26:03] & h4 then connect to the good internet

[18:39:18] & h4 i wanted to kick him

[18:39:20] & h4 but he is gone

[18:40:22] & h4 totally

[18:49:20] & h4 sounds like your childhood was weird

[18:52:50] & h4 i however think its in bad taste and not that funny

[18:52:55] & h4 this just sounds disgusting

[18:59:24] & h4 it's a trap!

[18:59:30] & h4 he will just steal your tactics

[18:59:39] & h4 throw some pics of tors in there wof

[18:59:43] & h4 let them enjoy his ugly dick

[19:00:03] & h4 i almost made a joke about "intel"

[19:00:08] & h4 but i was able to stop myself in time

[19:00:32] & h4 ComputerTech still thinking hard about this one

[19:03:17] & h4 who needs 2fa? just use a very very very secure password

[19:03:18] & h4 right?

[19:03:32] & h4 and dont ever hand the piece of paper you wrote that password on to anybody!

[19:03:35] & h4 except friends

[19:03:37] & h4 and colleagues

[19:04:16] & h4 just giving you an insight as to why the german state or Bundesland is shitty at security

[19:04:32] & h4 also at least two people had no trouble telling me their password

[19:04:44] & h4 one even had a pattern that could be guessed easily

[19:04:58] & h4 i since gave up trying to tell them how to do it better

[19:05:16] & h4 and yes, there are people with post-its on their displays

[19:05:21] & h4 which contain credentials

[19:05:29] & h4 the people?

[19:05:30] & h4 or the post it?

[19:05:37] & h4 wise choice lol

[19:05:53] & h4 there was an employee who had a book with all of his passwords

[19:05:59] & h4 during the day he kept it at the same place

[19:06:07] & h4 he never concealed it or anything

[19:06:10] & h4 so during lunch break

[19:06:17] & h4 literally anybody could have taken his credentials

[19:06:37] & h4 trust me senpai, they really dont understand or care

[19:06:46] & h4 there is this BSI

[19:06:52] & h4 it gives out guidelines regarding security

[19:07:05] & h4 currently their recommendations include deprecated versions of shitty microsoft software

[19:07:11] & h4 that naturally is exposed to the internet

[19:07:27] & h4 if you follow these guidelines, you are safe and nothing can happen to you

[19:07:30] & h4 that is common believe

[19:07:32] & h4 *belief

[19:08:54] & h4 i got the pw safe from a former colleague

[19:09:05] & h4 i obtained it when that fool left his password in my code

[19:09:12] & h4 he reused it a lot

[19:09:21] & h4 and obviously ssh auth via password

[19:09:24] & h4 shouldnt be a problem

[19:09:25] & h4 right?

[19:10:18] & h4 true

[19:10:48] & h4 also assume you dont know anything about the password

[19:11:00] & h4 neither its length, nor symbols used etc

[19:11:50] & h4 please report on your success senpai

[19:12:30] & h4 dont ignite him

[19:14:08] & h4 DO IT

[19:14:12] & h4 JUST DO IT

[19:14:25] & h4 wofmobile in 5...4...3

[19:37:32] & h4 is there a fix for it?

[19:37:38] & h4 can you just patch it?

[19:39:12] & h4 oh

[19:39:16] & h4 STDs

[19:39:27] & h4 are you burning?

[19:42:05] & h4 !bang

[19:42:07] & h4 !reload

[19:42:07] & h4 !bang

[19:43:12] & h4 i feel like this should be common knowledge

[19:44:08] & h4 hahaha

[19:44:09] & h4 no

[19:44:34] & h4 not that either

[19:44:40] & h4 remember TorS back then?

[19:44:47] & h4 stfu

[19:45:27] & h4 ComputerTech made sure to get rid of the most annoying people

[19:45:30] & h4 like TorS and Piba

[19:45:35] & h4 and x_

[19:45:40] & h4 still we keep talking about these people in here

[19:45:54] & h4 and snek

[19:45:55] & h4 russell

[19:46:22] & h4 no russell the horse molester

[19:46:35] & h4 that creepy brit that has a camera aimed at the street

[19:46:39] & h4 to spot college girls

[19:46:45] & h4 and record them

[19:47:02] & h4 who also kept talking about horse porn

[19:47:25] & h4 just whois him

[19:47:32] & h4 i think he has his page linked somewhere

[19:48:10] & h4 you call your jack off hand mr. hands?

[19:49:52] & h4 Ahsoka: isnt it Jewpacabra?

[19:50:01] & h4 or was that just south park?

[19:50:35] & h4 i am hot

[19:50:38] & h4 how are you?

[19:51:34] & h4 you been to puerto rico ComputerTech?

[19:51:40] & h4 you lied about your age as well?

[19:53:36] & h4 s/yw/get your dick fixed/

[20:01:45] & h4 s/need tickled/need to be tickled/

[20:02:09] & h4 s/shoot loads/i swallow

[20:03:46] & h4 the kinds of people you let in here ComputerTech

[20:03:47] & h4 amazing

[20:04:53] & h4 are you fusing?

[20:05:02] & h4 *fusioning

[20:05:34] & h4 man fuck that Audi cunt

[20:05:37] & h4 for being a racist

[20:07:16] & h4 arent you trash already?

[20:07:38] & h4 have you seen his tramp stamp?

[20:07:50] & h4 direktor?

[20:08:10] & h4 he is croatian

[20:08:12] & h4 living in austria

[20:08:17] & h4 that could be fun

[20:08:22] & h4 i bet we end up drunk

[20:08:35] & h4 beating up some racist cunts

[20:08:37] & h4 oh wait

[20:08:39] & h4 he is racist himself

[20:08:43] & h4 beating up some lefist cunts

[20:08:53] & h4 we can do that

[20:46:56] & h4 i made that joke before deadly

[20:46:56] & h4 lame

[20:47:25] & h4 your face died

[20:50:15] & h4 !bang

[20:50:17] & h4 !reload

[20:50:18] & h4 !bang

[20:51:34] & h4 huh

[20:51:38] & h4 guess i need &

[20:53:44] & h4 did he look at you funny?

[20:53:49] & h4 he has that look on him

[20:55:36] & h4 Hotties: did you just call Peorth an "Audi kisser"?

[20:55:40] & h4 wow!

[20:55:54] & h4 lucky you

[20:56:01] & h4 Peorth doesnt play around when it comes to Audi

[20:56:06] & h4 he hates Audi cars

[20:56:25] & h4 no

[20:56:31] & h4 they seem to be acceptable for him

[20:57:18] & h4 wow Audi

[20:57:25] & h4 that is really uncalled for

[20:57:40] & h4 he loves me

[20:57:44] & h4 i sent him a dickpic

[20:57:45] & h4 instant love

[20:57:51] & h4 he keeps asking for more

[21:03:51] & h4 because of me

[21:03:55] & h4 you dont hate me deadly

[21:04:06] & h4 i admire your british insulting

[21:04:32] & h4 we also have a common enemy deadly

[21:04:51] & h4 .tell deadly eat shit you toothless alcoholic

[21:05:12] & h4 damn

[21:05:30] & h4 how dare you fucking cunt insult me as any food from that place?

[21:06:00] & h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[21:06:03] & h4 we are talking here

[21:06:05] & h4 dont interrupt

[21:06:12] & h4 then have at it you fat fuck

[21:06:21] & h4 later homie

[21:06:37] & h4 something funny?

[21:06:46] & h4 did you just laugh about deadlys face?

[21:06:52] & h4 you did!?

[21:07:07] & h4 you did daniels nan?

[21:07:16] & h4 the fuck is wrong with you?

[21:07:19] & h4 infested

[21:07:26] & h4 read between the lines

[21:07:27] & h4 its deadly

[21:07:30] & h4 he is drunk as always

[21:08:15] & h4 luching?

[21:08:21] & h4 yea

[21:08:28] & h4 you dont?

[21:08:45] & h4 daniel this is #computertech

[21:08:51] & h4 your expectations are too high

[21:09:09] & h4 lol

[21:09:36] & h4 s/15/-10/

[21:09:52] & h4 .quote search hammered

[21:10:29] & h4 oh fuck i really did

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