IRC Driven

[16:55:26] & h4 hey cunts

[16:55:40] & h4 hallo hallo

[16:55:46] & h4 well well well

[16:55:51] & h4 if it isnt diddly himself

[16:56:04] & h4 absolutely

[16:56:09] & h4 did anyone not?

[16:56:16] & h4 who?

[16:56:20] & h4 ComputerTech?

[16:56:25] & h4 i was about to say hi to him

[16:56:29] & h4 but if you tell me he didnt miss you

[16:56:30] & h4 i wont

[16:56:36] & h4 fuckers

[16:56:56] & h4 stop sucking his irc dick ComputerTech

[16:56:57] & h4 its too late

[16:57:01] & h4 its not hard anymore

[16:57:22] & h4 drunk or sober?

[16:58:05] & h4 that sounds really bad

[16:58:37] & h4 he's not 15 ComputerTech

[16:58:39] & h4 that won't work anymore

[16:59:07] & h4 just place that ass in the sink

[16:59:08] & h4 with hot water

[16:59:12] & h4 what could possibly go wrong?

[16:59:38] & h4 also since ComputerTech has a guilty conscience for not having noticed your absence

[16:59:43] & h4 he will volunteer to wash you

[16:59:48] & h4 and bathe you properly

[16:59:59] & h4 wow

[17:00:02] & h4 !bang

[17:00:04] & h4 if he likes

[17:00:21] & h4 s/huh/nice/

[17:00:33] & h4 that is probably what you meant

[17:00:47] & h4 careful crovax

[17:00:50] & h4 he undresses you with his eyes

[17:00:59] & h4 he's thinking about his tongue going places

[17:01:15] & h4 oh no, the IRA nutjob

[17:01:28] & h4 now a royal arselicker

[17:01:43] & h4 just give it up ComputerTech

[17:01:58] & h4 i wanted some crisps

[17:02:11] & h4 but i was too lazy to buy groceries

[17:02:21] & h4 i now have paprika and carrots

[17:02:27] & h4 tough choice

[17:02:40] & h4 crovax: you should keep your groceries far away from ComputerTwat

[17:02:55] & h4 he is in his late puberty and just keeps fucking and cumming on everything within a five meter radius

[17:03:21] & h4 now how would that go there?

[17:03:27] & h4 lol

[17:03:38] & h4 i love sarcasm

[17:04:09] & h4 franstam: puberty

[17:04:21] & h4 .quote search hammered

[17:04:32] & h4 mine are more subtle

[17:04:37] & h4 but have the same topic

[17:04:41] & h4 yes

[17:04:43] & h4 i am quite famous

[17:05:00] & h4 they used to sing songs about me

[17:05:24] & h4 like a champ

[17:05:33] & h4 are there gonna be any tors and h4 quotes now?

[17:05:37] & h4 whats the point of searching for them

[17:05:41] & h4 if you dont read them?

[17:06:09] & h4 .quote read 100

[17:06:15] & h4 ah yes

[17:06:18] & h4 he called you boris for a while

[17:06:31] & h4 .quote read 104

[17:06:49] & h4 hands off his mom please

[17:06:53] & h4 tors will get angry

[17:07:00] & h4 he tapped that ass first

[17:07:12] & h4 ComputerTech: that's what she said

[17:07:21] & h4 that would be a crime

[17:07:24] & h4 and you would go to jail

[17:07:32] & h4 you told me

[17:07:36] & h4 and the entire channel

[17:07:56] & h4 tors is a legend

[17:08:14] & h4 s/retarded/genius/

[17:08:26] & h4 little typo there Peorth

[17:08:27] & h4 ftfy

[17:09:06] & h4 i cant get him to hate me either way

[17:09:08] & h4 and i tried hard

[17:09:12] & h4 really, very hard

[17:09:17] & h4 like erect

[17:09:36] & h4 you watched?

[17:09:38] & h4 you are so disgusting

[17:09:42] & h4 get your own butt buddy

[17:10:05] & h4 .yt purple haze

[17:10:11] & h4 thats much better anyways

[17:10:36] & h4 i'm just gonna tell tors that Peorth says hi and wishes he would return to this channel

[17:10:49] & h4 but is afraid to go up against ComputerTech

[17:10:55] & h4 sounds legit

[17:11:41] & h4 yes

[17:11:46] & h4 but prepare to lose second rank

[17:12:35] & h4 .quote search tors

[17:12:38] & h4 .quote read 25

[17:12:46] & h4 .quote read 22

[17:12:55] & h4 .quote read 32

[17:13:03] & h4 .quote read 34

[17:13:11] & h4 oh i remember

[17:13:17] & h4 i was the boss in every channel tors was in

[17:13:22] & h4 he screamed it hourly

[17:13:38] & h4 you got lucky

[17:13:43] & h4 ireland is still around

[17:14:00] & h4 .quote read 36

[17:14:13] & h4 safety first

[17:14:20] & h4 dont want to infect the little sheep

[17:14:50] & h4 [18:14:15] <@TorS> Laughing Out Loud

[17:14:50] & h4 [18:11:23] <@h4> TorS: peorth says hi and wishes you'd return to #cumdumpstertech

[17:14:55] & h4 he does that when he gets nervous

[17:15:11] & h4 i did :D

[17:15:30] & h4 how could i even fake that?

[17:15:41] & h4 think about it you moron

[17:15:46] & h4 the timestamps make sense

[17:16:01] & h4 that is true

[17:16:03] & h4 buuut

[17:16:07] & h4 suspiciously

[17:16:09] & h4 there is no timestamp

[17:16:21] & h4 yeah right

[17:16:25] & h4 i call fake

[17:16:34] & h4 that is just ugly

[17:16:44] & h4 just absolutely ugly

[17:16:59] & h4 [18:16:13] <@TorS> no thanks i need colby his friends not :)

[17:17:00] & h4 lol

[17:17:08] & h4 tors is over you guys

[17:17:11] & h4 took him years

[17:17:33] & h4 for horrible grammar?

[17:17:39] & h4 talk about abuse

[17:17:53] & h4 get that tongue away you filth

[17:18:36] & h4 also not funny

[17:18:44] & h4 but props for trying i guess

[17:19:33] & h4 but really

[17:19:47] & h4 the jizzbots have become unemployed since tors got booted almost everywhere

[17:19:59] & h4 when was the last time you see someone jizz on another chatter?

[17:20:25] & h4 moobot probably cant get it up anymore

[17:22:22] & h4 wonder if you got any x_ quotes

[17:22:28] & h4 he was in here for a short while wasnt he?

[17:22:30] & h4 .quote search x_

[17:22:38] & h4 lol, "a few"

[17:22:43] & h4 .quote read 2

[17:22:53] & h4 ok that search is meh

[17:22:59] & h4 .quote search "x_"

[17:23:35] & h4 wow fuck wof for talking trash about deadly

[17:23:51] & h4 .quote search bouncing

[17:23:55] & h4 .quote read 27

[17:29:04] & h4 !bang

[17:29:06] & h4 !reload

[17:36:18] & h4 what kind of phone?

[17:36:34] & h4 gonna put a custom rom on it?

[17:36:42] & h4 gonna root it?

[17:37:21] & h4 its really simple

[17:37:37] & h4 unlock bootloader, flash a recovery

[17:37:42] & h4 sideload magisk

[17:37:45] & h4 should do the trick

[17:38:00] & h4 its not like you bought samsung garbage

[17:38:07] & h4 or xiaomi crap

[17:39:07] & h4 if you erase him from real life

[17:39:12] & h4 you would never have to erase him from pics

[17:39:21] & h4 just saying

[17:40:11] & h4 burn it with fire

[17:41:40] & h4 like what?

[17:42:01] & h4 the only thing i always liked about google phones was how easy they were to free from that google crap

[17:43:00] & h4 but that requires google services

[17:43:06] & h4 so you are not really interested in getting rid of those

[17:43:46] & h4 shame but i dont judge

[17:44:33] & h4 take good care of that device Ahsoka

[17:44:40] & h4 when official updates are running out

[17:44:47] & h4 there is a good chance you will get long time support through lineageos

[17:45:16] & h4 only phones that got no more support for android 13 (or was it 12?) are the ones running kernel versions <5

[17:45:31] & h4 because of android switching to ebpf instead of iptables

[17:45:39] & h4 and older kernels dont seem to support that

[17:51:04] & h4 you seem to be deep into all those proprietary garbage services

[17:51:07] & h4 have fun with that

[18:16:59] & h4 second2050: do you also hate germans?

[18:20:39] & h4 wow

[18:20:41] & h4 Blitzmerker

[19:20:43] & h4 huh?

[19:20:53] & h4 who dare disturbs my slumber?

[19:24:02] & h4 !bang

[19:24:03] & h4 !bang

[19:24:07] & h4 cheer me up sushi

[19:24:23] & h4 i agreed to take part in some event from my employer

[19:24:30] & h4 where i get to enjoy an evening with my dear coworkers

[19:24:34] & h4 of whom i like exactly one

[19:24:40] & h4 who isnt even attending due to being sick

[19:24:54] & h4 i will hate every single fucking second of this

[19:25:23] & h4 normally i'd tell them to fuck off because i really dont wanna take part in any shitty events from my employer that dare take up my free time

[19:25:30] & h4 but for the sake of team and all that shit i agreed

[19:25:35] & h4 now i need a valid reason not to go

[19:25:53] & h4 running a cold since saturday, might just call in sick tomorrow

[19:25:59] & h4 but then i'd have to go to the doctor

[19:26:10] & h4 or return friday which would seem suspicious

[19:26:24] & h4 now i'm pissed even thinking about this waste of a day

[19:26:29] & h4 so please

[19:26:31] & h4 cheer me up

[19:26:37] & h4 and start

[19:26:52] & h4 not impressed so far

[19:27:06] & h4 i need to get another job again

[19:27:08] & h4 this one just isnt it

[19:27:30] & h4 these weird people work in it yet we share absolutely no interests

[19:27:33] & h4 which is really weird

[19:27:38] & h4 *IT that is

[19:28:06] & h4 these are facebook/instagram people

[19:28:08] & h4 i despise them

[19:28:26] & h4 their interests annoy me

[19:28:36] & h4 no i dont know celeb xy who did this and that

[19:28:40] & h4 i dont give two shits about any celebs

[19:28:43] & h4 much less german ones

[19:28:51] & h4 "you dont know XY?"

[19:28:54] & h4 fuck no, why would i?

[19:29:00] & h4 i dont consume the same garbage as you

[19:29:13] & h4 "you cant tell me you havent heard of XY"

[19:29:17] & h4 i fucking havent

[19:29:33] & h4 you can always just delete your account there

[19:29:43] & h4 at least you can put that garbage into spam

[19:29:51] & h4 i cant put my coworkers into a spam folder

[19:30:09] & h4 my head has to filter out their crap

[19:30:12] & h4 and smile in their faces

[19:30:18] & h4 thinking i actually give a shit about what they tell me

[19:30:34] & h4 these idiots think i'm easily distracted because i dont remember what they tell me

[19:30:39] & h4 yeah, alright, lets keep it that way

[19:30:59] & h4 i remember when i had a facebook account

[19:31:06] & h4 most annoying hour of my life

[19:31:17] & h4 back in school and every fucker that saw me immediately wanted to befriend me

[19:31:24] & h4 deleted the account shortly after

[19:31:33] & h4 shut up ComputerTech >:[

[19:31:52] & h4 no u!

[19:32:00] & h4 in hell i hope

[19:32:08] & h4 lola is fucking obnoxious

[19:32:27] & h4 will that be enough though?

[19:32:39] & h4 feel like a third one is justified

[19:33:01] & h4 perhaps add a function to komputer to flip her off before she is removed

[19:35:55] & h4 oh i have a different problem with her

[19:36:13] & h4 her uneducated, retarded being has the negative property of being loud

[19:36:17] & h4 and "outspoken"

[19:36:27] & h4 she throws her "wisdom" around like it was all facts

[19:36:39] & h4 then shares shit from twitter, yahoo and other shitty outlets

[19:36:55] & h4 acts like she actually knows anything

[19:37:03] & h4 then starts insulting when she is opposed in any way

[19:37:04] & h4 !bang

[19:37:06] & h4 !reload

[19:37:07] & h4 !bang

[19:37:08] & h4 !bang

[19:37:14] & h4 fuck Darthkilroy then :D

[19:37:15] & h4 !reload

[19:37:51] & h4 she is mentally challenged

[19:38:04] & h4 but also why care? :D

[19:38:07] & h4 as long as she isnt here

[19:38:19] & h4 and its fun to make fun of her

[19:38:33] & h4 yeah

[19:39:35] & h4 you did what?

[19:40:07] & h4 hey naemuti is ok

[19:40:11] & h4 just a little direct

[19:40:36] & h4 sushi-chan: interesting people you say? So lets talk about tors

[19:40:55] & h4 first thing that comes to mind when you hear tors

[19:41:09] & h4 lol

[19:41:12] & h4 i was gonna say jizz

[19:41:14] & h4 but that works too

[19:44:44] & h4 amphetamines maybe

[19:47:23] & h4 what?

[19:47:32] & h4 probably

[19:47:37] & h4 try psylocibin

[19:48:14] & h4 and the shrooms

[19:49:56] & h4 lol sushi

[19:50:06] & h4 speaking of lola sticking her nose into other peoples business

[19:50:21] & h4 she just told me to leave because i argued with someone else lol

[19:52:23] & h4 hey hey

[19:52:25] & h4 bad trips arent fun

[19:52:28] & h4 you need a trip advisor

[19:53:42] & h4 :D

[19:53:48] & h4 i am thoroughly confused now

[19:53:54] & h4 let's just agree that drugs are interesting, ok?

[19:55:37] & h4 what?

[19:55:41] & h4 i'm not schizo

[19:55:44] & h4 no

[19:55:48] & h4 i havent done weed in half a year

[19:55:54] & h4 hate the smell

[19:56:06] & h4 hate the shit i cough up the next day

[19:56:12] & h4 like the effect though

[19:56:23] & h4 hate the quality of weed i can get my hands on

[19:56:26] & h4 that isnt full of shit

[19:56:35] & h4 Frogorg: you know the same shit when smoking

[19:56:41] & h4 its like slime in your throat

[19:57:16] & h4 lets smoke a blunt together though

[19:57:48] & h4 brainhemorrhage-chan now

[19:57:54] & h4 hopefully not misspelled

[19:58:45] & h4 yes

[19:58:50] & h4 no

[19:59:01] & h4 she only sounds like she has a stroke

[19:59:09] & h4 but against me and ComputerTech

[19:59:19] & h4 she also fights with a 14yo

[19:59:23] & h4 and the 14yo is winning

[19:59:34] & h4 she isnt there yet

[19:59:40] & h4 she keeps repeating herself as usual though

[20:00:13] & h4 she must be a bot

[20:01:39] & h4 lol

[20:01:56] & h4 she gets teased a lot lately :D

[20:02:50] & h4 yes and people seem to call her out and provoke her now :D

[20:03:47] & h4 Darthkilroy: sorry i shot you earlier

[20:03:53] & h4 never try to protect a duck with your face

[20:03:55] & h4 ok?

[20:04:45] & h4 surprisingly she has people sticking up for her

[20:05:31] & h4 neat?

[20:05:33] & h4 @ustats

[20:05:36] & h4 oh dear

[20:05:37] & h4 14

[20:05:41] & h4 fick mich ahrt

[20:05:42] & h4 *hart

[20:05:49] & h4 lol Opfer

[20:06:53] & h4 yo ct wanna see something funny?

[20:09:12] & h4 ahahaha

[20:09:17] & h4 sorry

[20:10:03] & h4 no way

[20:10:08] & h4 you eight-legged son of a!

[20:11:57] & h4 that's fair

[20:12:04] & h4 !bang

[20:12:16] & h4 !topduck

[20:12:21] & h4 !duckstats

[20:12:28] & h4 exactly 1000xp

[20:12:31] & h4 not gonna play anymore

[20:12:55] & h4 don't tell me what to do!!

[20:13:52] & h4 you could have talked anyways

[20:14:18] & h4 later sushi o/

[20:14:26] & h4 go easy on the spiders

[20:14:36] & h4 no cuddling!

[20:14:52] & h4 bye

[20:15:09] & h4 bye wof

[20:15:41] & h4 lol why were you banned?

[20:15:58] & h4 big brain time

[20:16:38] & h4 but does it taste like a load of cum?

[20:16:52] & h4 quick before ComputerTech smells it

[20:17:20] & h4 cum?

[20:17:23] & h4 or the yoghurt?

[20:17:32] & h4 not the yoghurt then

[20:17:47] & h4 whoa :O

[20:18:06] & h4 this is it

[20:18:10] & h4 there!

[20:18:13] & h4 chew on that!

[20:18:23] & h4 haha

[20:18:26] & h4 we can't have that

[20:18:37] & h4 you lucky you had a good argument

[20:19:05] & h4 haha

[20:19:07] & h4 wof at the top

[20:19:36] & h4 but this one has been influenced by the dark side

[20:20:03] & h4 weird ComputerTech

[20:20:06] & h4 why isnt rockho on the ban list?

[20:20:28] & h4 i am Audi

[20:20:30] & h4 right at the top

[20:20:41] & h4 wof!*@* (gesetzt von h4!~h4@my.vhost.brings.all.the.trolls.to.the.yard am Mi. Feb. 8 21:15:16 2023)

[20:20:43] & h4 there i am

[20:21:00] & h4 Ahsoka: just do it!

[20:21:10] & h4 Audi: how courteous of you! Apology accepted

[20:21:18] & h4 why did Lord255 lose his %?

[20:21:22] & h4 is it because of the midget porn?

[20:21:27] & h4 that was years ago

[20:21:57] & h4 those were two females midgets

[20:22:01] & h4 they were having fun

[20:22:09] & h4 i watched it

[20:22:15] & h4 didnt really turn me on

[20:22:18] & h4 but was fun to see

[20:22:21] & h4 two midgets having fun

[20:22:31] & h4 they also had toys

[20:22:40] & h4 Phirst Grader?

[20:22:58] & h4 it is since Lord255 shared that midget porn

[20:23:03] & h4 and Russell talked about the horse porn

[20:23:15] & h4 nudes are only accepted from 8-4

[20:23:25] & h4 every nude after 4pm will be considered rude

[20:24:03] & h4 Audi: oh boy

[20:24:07] & h4 do i got a big dick for you

[20:24:08] & h4 hold on

[20:24:27] & h4 fucker

[20:24:29] & h4 he desrves it

[20:24:50] & h4 for fucks sake

[20:25:13] & h4 Frogorg: i love it

[20:25:18] & h4 i prefer blue tits though

[20:25:26] & h4 like in avatar

[20:25:42] & h4 Frogorg: the one on top is really showing off his ass

[20:26:00] & h4 lol

[20:26:22] & h4 just fuck komputer then

[20:26:27] & h4 if ComputerTech provokes you

[20:26:59] & h4 you really gotta decide

[20:27:08] & h4 either you kick me

[20:27:10] & h4 or you dont

[20:27:13] & h4 but dont kick and invite

[20:27:15] & h4 like you are sorry

[20:27:23] & h4 and this fucking % doesnt go over well

[20:27:26] & h4 this

[20:27:27] & h4 means

[20:27:27] & h4 war

[20:27:42] & h4 i shall now leave for a week or two

[20:27:48] & h4 see how famous your channel will be

[20:27:56] & h4 lets see if you can manage top 10

[20:28:11] & h4 thanks for admiring my work as janitor

[20:28:21] & h4 i take a lot of shit out of here

[20:28:35] & h4 starting with that

[20:28:45] & h4 bite me

[20:28:53] & h4 i used to have & here

[20:28:57] & h4 i'm gonna go all tors

[20:29:02] & h4 either access or stalking

[20:29:06] & h4 moar!

[20:29:19] & h4 #chatters will be more than happy to accomodate me

[20:29:23] & h4 oh wait, no they won't :D

[20:29:35] & h4 does not matter, i will just go to #80s

[20:29:37] & h4 shit

[20:29:58] & h4 wow

[20:29:59] & h4 this

[20:30:00] & h4 means

[20:30:00] & h4 war

[20:30:01] & h4 !

[20:30:13] & h4 how dare you disrespect sur like that?

[20:30:50] & h4 you have that when eating ass too?

[20:30:55] & h4 yeah dude

[20:31:34] & h4 yes

[20:31:38] & h4 excuse me?

[20:31:45] & h4 eew

[20:31:55] & h4 only once and eew

[20:32:33] & h4 what?

[20:32:45] & h4 how old are you again Audi?

[20:32:45] & h4 58?

[20:32:52] & h4 so 75

[20:32:58] & h4 man

[20:33:03] & h4 might be too late to start working out

[20:33:06] & h4 just let it go dude

[20:33:32] & h4 the one from frozen?

[20:33:42] & h4 but the water horse!

[20:33:49] & h4 and the cute little gecko or something

[20:33:58] & h4 this weird horse elsa gets

[20:34:01] & h4 in that forest

[20:34:07] & h4 i havent seen it in its entirety

[20:34:26] & h4 envy me dude

[20:34:33] & h4 i know the songs from the first movie in english and german

[20:34:38] & h4 you aint got shit on me!

[20:34:54] & h4 wasnt into eating ass

[20:34:56] & h4 remember?

[20:35:01] & h4 you tried way harder to like it than me

[20:35:22] & h4 i was drunk the only time lol

[20:35:37] & h4 she had her mouth full

[20:35:43] & h4 but the 69 kinda went weird

[20:36:11] & h4 eeew

[20:36:21] & h4 would a ffp2 mask work?

[20:36:44] & h4 haha

[20:36:46] & h4 the real deal

[20:36:53] & h4 just get a fucking gas mask

[20:37:34] & h4 is that a poophole mrinfinity?

[20:38:00] & h4 i am too cool to click links

[20:40:27] & h4 thx

[20:43:56] & h4 ^

[20:46:19] & h4 !bang

[20:46:21] & h4 !bang

[20:46:22] & h4 !bang

[20:46:23] & h4 !bang

[20:46:26] & h4 !reload

[20:46:26] & h4 !bang

[20:46:27] & h4 !bang

[20:46:56] & h4 alright you ugly cunts

[20:47:00] & h4 cant say it hasnt been fun

[20:47:03] & h4 but all good things

[20:47:04] & h4 blabla

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