IRC Driven

[14:14:14] % Direktor Gentlemen.

[14:22:40] % Direktor https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1676728372292580.png

[14:22:55] % Direktor "Waaah, hire me even though I can't do my job for muh diversity sake"

[14:22:59] % Direktor Topkek

[14:23:12] % Direktor Seethe, HR roasties and recruiter slags

[14:23:16] % Direktor Gtfo out of my industry

[14:26:20] % Direktor Mmm

[14:26:29] % Direktor Five officers assaulted in Trier

[14:26:37] % Direktor I love to start out my day with good news

[14:51:45] % Direktor Hngnn I damaged my liver hard yesterday

[14:52:27] % Direktor I'm too old to end my nights at 7 in the morning, fuck

[14:52:43] % Direktor And once again, my brogramming morning vanished

[14:58:31] % Direktor herald: horse?

[14:58:35] % Direktor Nah fam, I don't do heroin

[14:58:39] % Direktor Just cocaine

[14:58:48] % Direktor But I gotta stop, or else I'll legit die from liver failure

[14:59:24] % Direktor ComputerTech: (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[15:02:46] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-bijO3uEw

[15:08:31] % Direktor ComputerTech: So like uuuh

[15:08:41] % Direktor Remember how I told you, I started taking asteroids to lose weight

[15:08:58] % Direktor Started out at 120kg

[15:09:04] % Direktor Currently sitting at 127.5 kg

[15:09:08] % Direktor I fucking gained

[15:09:15] % Direktor 7.5kg in 2 weeks lmfao

[15:09:48] % Direktor How tf my legs and joints withstand this shit is beyond me

[15:11:02] % Direktor herald: Yes and no. Still hasn't properly kicked in

[15:11:15] % Direktor I've been forcing myself to eat 4-5 meals per day and drink as much water as possible

[15:11:31] % Direktor (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[15:12:21] % Direktor Fuck this, time for an omlette

[15:12:26] % Direktor With some Frischkäse mmm

[15:26:12] % Direktor Ohai Ahsoka

[15:27:18] % Direktor Hey hey my schizophrenic autist friend

[15:27:19] % Direktor :3

[15:27:52] % Direktor Question

[15:28:07] % Direktor Can an induction stove heat up medicinal metal in your body

[15:28:13] % Direktor I.e. metal plate in your hand

[15:29:27] % Direktor I was degreasing my mince yesterday and on God

[15:29:33] % Direktor I felt like a sharp cut in my hand

[15:29:40] % Direktor Could fucking feel it for hours later

[15:30:02] % Direktor Titanium isn't magnetic, shouldn't be

[15:30:21] % Direktor Unless they put some kind of alloy inside

[15:33:12] % Direktor Ew, spying amazoon devices

[15:33:18] % Direktor Why do people even use that shit

[15:33:24] % Direktor Smart living is a jewish psyop

[15:36:14] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfhCCbSm-_g

[15:36:31] % Direktor Don't like the cringe humor and over the top acting

[15:36:49] % Direktor But pretty much corresponds to most IT roasties I met

[15:38:08] % Direktor Ahsoka: Have you ever considered

[15:38:15] % Direktor Standing up and doing it yourself, fattie?

[15:38:17] % Direktor :^]

[15:38:35] % Direktor Goshdarn, saved them 2 calories by telling Alexa to do it

[15:41:07] % Direktor Lmfao

[15:41:10] % Direktor Rekt

[16:26:42] % Direktor Just to spite you, nigga

[16:27:03] % Direktor Schwindliger

[16:27:05] % Direktor h4

[16:27:13] % Direktor G'schissna

[16:27:32] % Direktor Degenerate

[16:27:47] % Direktor Hoeass

[16:27:54] % Direktor I know you'd like to fuck me, homoboi

[16:28:05] % Direktor I got a gf though, so fuck off

[16:28:07] % Direktor :^]

[16:28:30] % Direktor Servas

[16:28:43] % Direktor *hacken

[16:29:16] % Direktor We see obvious signs of

[16:29:19] % Direktor Migrationshintergrund

[16:29:21] % Direktor With ComputerTech

[16:29:46] % Direktor I wonder how Friedrich (Sch)Merz would react to this

[16:30:26] % Direktor We need to tell CDU/CSU to stop cucking us and just Koalition with AfD

[16:30:40] % Direktor h4: We call thems

[16:30:42] % Direktor Bananen-Bootler

[16:31:42] % Direktor h4: Did you see that 5 officers were assaulted in Trier?

[16:31:50] % Direktor What a nice way to start a Saturday morning

[16:31:53] % Direktor With good news

[16:32:02] % Direktor Nah, by "Deutsche Staatsbürger" kek

[16:32:09] % Direktor Ahmad, Ossama

[16:32:19] % Direktor Al-Hilal

[16:32:28] % Direktor And all the colorful names of "German Citizens"

[16:33:08] % Direktor Kai-Julius-Mehmet

[16:33:20] % Direktor Arkadius-Remzi

[16:33:37] % Direktor KEK

[16:33:41] % Direktor THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

[16:34:25] % Direktor Hrk hehe

[16:34:43] % Direktor Fucking Ossis

[16:34:51] % Direktor Albeit, one of them is one of my best friends

[16:34:57] % Direktor But he's superbased

[16:35:10] % Direktor Nah, Jörg

[16:35:11] % Direktor Lmfao

[16:37:58] % Direktor Aight

[16:38:06] % Direktor Who WAS the best, in the end?

[16:38:16] % Direktor Leonard, Duran, Hearns or Haggler?

[16:38:33] % Direktor For me... It's naturally Tommy Hearns

[16:38:40] % Direktor Hitman style, flicker jabs

[16:38:49] % Direktor TONI POLSTER

[16:38:52] % Direktor O:

[16:39:46] % Direktor Herr Polster, Tore schießen und die Zukunft des Österreichischen Fußball weiterentwikeln

[16:39:53] % Direktor *weiterentwickeln

[16:40:01] % Direktor Naja egtl.

[16:40:06] % Direktor Woidaentwickl'na*

[16:40:14] % Direktor But let's keep it simple

[16:40:31] % Direktor h4: Geh' schaaß'n, Piefke

[16:40:40] % Direktor SCHLEI DI

[16:41:24] % Direktor Zelda: Go rescue the princess

[16:41:29] % Direktor You little blond haired boy

[16:41:43] % Direktor That's there them the little Zelda

[16:41:47] % Direktor With his boomerang

[16:41:50] % Direktor And sword

[16:42:30] % Direktor I eat approximately 0 pizzas per day

[16:42:37] % Direktor And you sound like a seething fattie

[16:43:05] % Direktor Lmfao nah crovax

[16:43:07] % Direktor Zelda

[16:43:36] % Direktor Kek

[16:44:03] % Direktor Zelda: Thanks for being proud of me, fattie

[16:44:16] % Direktor I'll embrace your weight and use it as motivation to keep on training

[16:44:20] % Direktor Your hopes and reams are safe with me

[16:44:26] % Direktor *dreams

[16:44:46] % Direktor :^]

[16:45:12] % Direktor toni: Herr Poete

[16:45:50] % Direktor Lul

[16:46:35] % Direktor Sometimes, I'd want to show CT the pinnacle of German literature, by a famous writer named Goethe

[16:46:37] % Direktor FAUST

[16:46:39] % Direktor BAM NIGGA

[16:46:47] % Direktor (Not what the book is about, but irrel)

[16:47:11] % Direktor h4: Bla bla, what is muh life

[16:47:15] % Direktor Oh woe me

[16:47:20] % Direktor Sealeth dealeth with ze devil bla bla

[16:47:25] % Direktor German kvetching

[16:47:29] % Direktor Snoozefest, basically

[16:48:00] % Direktor https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kvetch

[16:48:36] % Direktor I think Zelda likes to beobachten Nachbars and touch itself in a weird way, while calling the Ordnungsamt

[16:49:04] % Direktor h4: https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/images/large/deb3284a-1a04-45da-9171-f6e75847a098.jpg.pagespeed.ce.bNEHU5Uv26.jpg

[16:49:06] % Direktor Basically you

[16:49:15] % Direktor Zelda: KEINE FENSTER?!

[16:49:26] % Direktor Wat issa des für a traurige Existenz...

[16:49:34] % Direktor Wo wohnst'n du, im KELLER?

[16:49:53] % Direktor Zelda: basiert, at least you admit it

[16:50:03] % Direktor We have a similar guy here

[16:50:05] % Direktor n0s3y|afk

[16:50:11] % Direktor Here's your friend, du Hartzer

[16:50:14] % Direktor Lmfao

[16:50:31] % Direktor Jetzt könn'ma die beide Philosophen ihr FAch ausüben

[16:50:44] % Direktor The "achkschuallies"

[16:51:34] % Direktor Zelda: besser oabeid'n

[16:51:46] % Direktor Die German*

[16:51:57] % Direktor Zelda: Jo freile!

[16:52:03] % Direktor Mein Titel steht dir im Namen!

[16:52:10] % Direktor Junger Herr IT Direktor

[16:52:15] % Direktor >Träum weiter

[16:52:17] % Direktor Kek

[16:52:49] % Direktor Zelda: you're very close of me accusing you of being a Geringverdiener

[16:52:51] % Direktor VORSIIICHT

[16:53:07] % Direktor >Accusing me of being in Ö-Dienst

[16:53:13] % Direktor >While being Ö-Dienst himself

[16:53:16] % Direktor What a fucking jew lmao

[16:53:35] % Direktor i bin im realsektor

[16:53:38] % Direktor Privatsektor

[16:53:43] % Direktor Ned wie du, PArasit'n

[16:53:52] % Direktor Kek

[16:53:58] % Direktor Shit, that was a good one

[16:54:04] % Direktor PIECE OF SHIT

[16:54:05] % Direktor CLIENT

[16:54:13] % Direktor NEIN

[16:54:21] % Direktor We do however support POS's

[16:54:25] % Direktor But that's irrel

[16:54:42] % Direktor Zelda: Bro, it's sad that you have to clarify that

[16:54:49] % Direktor Since I haven't even ousted a real opinion of you

[16:54:53] % Direktor We're internet people, relax

[16:55:13] % Direktor This isn't discord, you understand that

[16:55:14] % Direktor Right?

[16:55:21] % Direktor We're on IRC, newfag

[16:55:43] % Direktor crovax: You have entered the dick-sword realm

[16:55:51] % Direktor h4: yes

[16:56:04] % Direktor All jannies, mods, opers, whatevers

[16:56:09] % Direktor Are absolute Abschaum

[16:56:44] % Direktor >Being called a Lauch

[16:56:47] % Direktor Have I been

[16:56:53] % Direktor Challenged to post pic again

[16:57:07] % Direktor Lmfao

[16:57:29] % Direktor h4: On God, you accused me of being a lauch back then

[16:57:31] % Direktor I posted pic

[16:57:34] % Direktor You disconnected

[16:57:35] % Direktor Kek

[16:57:52] % Direktor Lmfao, cope

[16:57:59] % Direktor The sheer amount of biceps energy

[16:58:01] % Direktor DC-ed you

[16:58:11] % Direktor :^]

[16:58:19] % Direktor That "fat" part applies

[16:58:36] % Direktor Did I tell you I climbed up to 127.5 kg

[16:58:43] % Direktor I don't understand how

[16:59:03] % Direktor LUL

[16:59:07] % Direktor Three shins

[16:59:09] % Direktor Based

[16:59:16] % Direktor He basically said I got a gargantuan penis

[16:59:27] % Direktor Thanks for lying bro

[16:59:32] % Direktor Saved me the effort :^´]

[16:59:41] % Direktor Zelda: I eat around approx. 250g of protein

[16:59:43] % Direktor Per day

[16:59:46] % Direktor 4-5 meals

[17:00:01] % Direktor I have no space left for pizzas

[17:00:25] % Direktor Christ, do you have energy to talk shit today h4 lmfao

[17:00:27] % Direktor I like it

[17:00:32] % Direktor Love seeing you inspired

[17:00:41] % Direktor All that stored energy from doing fuck all at the Amt

[17:00:46] % Direktor :^]

[17:00:53] % Direktor Thank you for parasiting my Steuer

[17:01:02] % Direktor Same bro...

[17:01:04] % Direktor I feel

[17:01:12] % Direktor :|

[17:01:17] % Direktor Hoeass

[17:01:22] % Direktor I legit worked a lot this week

[17:01:28] % Direktor -Gasp-

[17:01:51] % Direktor Be compassionate with Beamten, they say

[17:02:00] % Direktor They're here for a reason, they say

[17:02:11] % Direktor You're basically one for me

[17:02:14] % Direktor Bastard

[17:02:30] % Direktor I don't discriminate between small and large parasites

[17:02:32] % Direktor I only see

[17:02:40] % Direktor "Taking away my Spitzensteuer"

[17:05:45] % Direktor Btw, h4, Zelda

[17:05:54] % Direktor Just to fuck you boys up on this wonderful Saturday

[17:06:01] % Direktor https://imgur.com/a/fLZMGxZ

[17:06:07] % Direktor Direktor Lohn :^]

[17:06:17] % Direktor That's base salary btw, no bonuses

[17:07:53] % Direktor Meh, geht

[17:09:11] % Direktor h4: It's actually 5400~ish netto

[17:09:20] % Direktor But cba to black out my iban and name

[17:09:39] % Direktor h4: Payslips are in anglo

[17:09:48] % Direktor We moved back from a payment provider to insourcing

[17:10:20] % Direktor Yes.

[17:10:30] % Direktor Ergo

[17:10:33] % Direktor "Without bonus" part

[17:10:41] % Direktor You can calculate the difference

[17:10:54] % Direktor Since bonus plans are paid out separately

[17:11:02] % Direktor Yes

[17:11:06] % Direktor 48 to be exact

[17:11:14] % Direktor Which is still a shit bonus

[17:11:24] % Direktor We have quarterly bonuses here

[17:11:28] % Direktor For whatever fucking reason

[17:11:40] % Direktor Kek

[17:11:55] % Direktor Not doxxing myself

[17:12:03] % Direktor Too many people know my name here

[17:12:17] % Direktor I believe she doesn't even know

[17:12:54] % Direktor Lmfao

[17:12:58] % Direktor Go for it, buddy

[17:13:03] % Direktor I live in Heidelberg

[17:13:09] % Direktor You do know, we have no ghettos here

[17:13:10] % Direktor Right

[17:13:26] % Direktor Mannheim is our gheto

[17:13:28] % Direktor *t

[17:13:46] % Direktor Fuck off, we're full

[17:13:53] % Direktor Got enough hohol ukrainian ukrops here now anyways

[17:14:15] % Direktor Christ, please

[17:14:17] % Direktor Bring me those

[17:15:10] % Direktor I'mma write a typical Heidelbergian sentence now

[17:15:14] % Direktor Just to make you feel bad

[17:15:28] % Direktor If you earn under 4k netto in Germany, you're basically commiting to lawful slavery

[17:15:31] % Direktor :^]

[17:15:32] % Direktor Lmfao

[17:16:11] % Direktor Mikoolo: Lmfao based

[17:16:39] % Direktor I did that once, when I was a vendor for a certain large social media company

[17:16:49] % Direktor Came in and streamed initial d on two 40 inch monitors

[17:16:53] % Direktor And ate m&m's

[17:17:03] % Direktor Shame the meeting room had seethrough windows

[17:17:10] % Direktor Got kind of berated for by my then boss kek

[17:17:36] % Direktor >Acura

[17:17:40] % Direktor >American brand

[17:17:43] % Direktor >In Germany

[17:17:46] % Direktor :|

[17:18:08] % Direktor Acura is known as "Honda" here, bro

[17:18:13] % Direktor Lmfao no malign

[17:18:56] % Direktor malign: Something to do with USDM retarded rules

[17:19:01] % Direktor 25 year import rule

[17:19:07] % Direktor Mitsubishi went to chrysler

[17:19:11] % Direktor Diamond motors

[17:19:15] % Direktor Honda made Acura

[17:19:26] % Direktor Toyota built plants

[17:19:28] % Direktor I believe

[17:19:31] % Direktor So technically usdm

[17:19:34] % Direktor Nissan errr

[17:19:36] % Direktor Lemme check

[17:20:25] % Direktor I hate nissan with a passion

[17:20:29] % Direktor But I hate mitsubishi more

[17:20:44] % Direktor Since mitsufags let their car manufacturing division basically get taken over my nissan

[17:20:51] % Direktor And renault

[17:20:53] % Direktor Fucking

[17:20:57] % Direktor What's their name

[17:20:59] % Direktor Stellantis?

[17:21:01] % Direktor Whores

[17:21:14] % Direktor Bro, Ghosn was based

[17:21:18] % Direktor He saved them

[17:21:25] % Direktor The slanty eyed chink japs will never admit it

[17:21:46] % Direktor "You have not admittedu to bushido rures, Karurosu Ghosnu"

[17:21:55] % Direktor "You haveu to be incarcerateduuu"

[17:22:09] % Direktor Lmfao get fucked jappies, -sneaks away in a speaker box-

[17:22:17] % Direktor He's a genius

[17:22:23] % Direktor I don't care what practices he did

[17:22:26] % Direktor Bro, do you even know

[17:22:32] % Direktor What kind of impossible task he had

[17:22:38] % Direktor To make that shithouse profitable

[17:22:40] % Direktor After the 2008 crisis

[17:22:59] % Direktor Japs are horrible business people

[17:23:05] % Direktor And have horrible work efficiency

[17:23:13] % Direktor They work 16 hours per day

[17:23:16] % Direktor Typing in data

[17:23:19] % Direktor Lmfao

[17:23:34] % Direktor My job in Europe is like 4 separate jobs in Japland

[17:23:41] % Direktor Asia in general

[17:23:57] % Direktor Americans are mentally useless but at least they're sepcialists

[17:24:00] % Direktor *specialists

[17:24:14] % Direktor When I call Johnny Eagle, Herr Yankee

[17:24:16] % Direktor I know

[17:24:26] % Direktor This bitchass hoe will know this nigga from A to Z

[17:24:27] % Direktor No question

[17:24:36] % Direktor If I ask about omega, he'll bullshit me and say

[17:24:39] % Direktor "This isn't relevant"

[17:24:42] % Direktor But he'll know

[17:24:45] % Direktor Buit asians?

[17:24:47] % Direktor Lmfao

[17:24:52] % Direktor "I amu data anaristu"

[17:24:55] % Direktor "I anarise data"

[17:24:58] % Direktor And that's it

[17:25:22] % Direktor "I am speshiarti data correkshionsu engineer"

[17:25:29] % Direktor "I spendo my day fukkingu uppu excel"

[17:25:33] % Direktor Good

[17:26:43] % Direktor Kek true

[17:26:46] % Direktor And forced drinking

[17:26:48] % Direktor Twice per week

[17:26:52] % Direktor What a cucked existence

[17:31:35] % Direktor LMFAO

[17:31:46] % Direktor Absolutely based and true

[17:31:56] % Direktor But don't drop turthballs anymore

[17:32:03] % Direktor These weebs might get disillusioned

[17:32:26] % Direktor Japan is a place of milk, honey and anime grills

[17:33:53] % Direktor Mikoolo: Nein, I have hohe Ausgaben >:v

[17:34:01] % Direktor I need to go to amerikkka next month

[17:34:08] % Direktor Then Evo tuning for the last time

[17:34:15] % Direktor Then kredit abzahlen

[17:34:29] % Direktor Mikoolo: You're swedish, you should understand this if you try

[17:34:42] % Direktor Lmao

[17:34:44] % Direktor Zis is true

[17:34:52] % Direktor Smh

[17:34:56] % Direktor Why did I mention zis

[17:35:03] % Direktor Mikoolo: I blame the germs

[17:35:07] % Direktor They ruined my peak english

[17:35:37] % Direktor HOGA KOSTNADER KEK

[17:35:51] % Direktor I command 2 perfect accents

[17:35:54] % Direktor Texas american

[17:35:58] % Direktor And irish english

[17:36:28] % Direktor Whenever I speak american-american, I picture a gallon jug cowboy hat wearing ,revolver strapped nigga texan

[17:36:32] % Direktor And roll r's

[17:36:44] % Direktor And stretch consonants

[17:37:30] % Direktor Mikoolo: YES HAHA

[17:37:36] % Direktor 100% correct

[17:37:53] % Direktor Based top gear post

[17:38:12] % Direktor Hoondaaay

[17:38:53] % Direktor Ok, Fischkopp

[17:38:59] % Direktor Sag du uns mal wie's lang geht

[17:39:03] % Direktor :^]

[17:39:08] % Direktor Reperbahn Fotz'n

[17:39:11] % Direktor Fotznknecht*

[17:39:15] % Direktor Even

[17:39:29] % Direktor G'SCHISSNA SCHWIIINDLIGER

[17:39:50] % Direktor I was refering to you, captain igloo

[17:40:07] % Direktor toni: Pardon, Herr Polster

[17:40:11] % Direktor Mein Hawara

[17:40:47] % Direktor h4: Sohnemann der Josefine Mutzenbacher

[17:40:51] % Direktor :^]

[17:41:14] % Direktor Mutter Huan, du a Huan

[17:41:33] % Direktor Provinzieller Fischkopp

[17:41:35] % Direktor :^]

[17:41:57] % Direktor Nockr'l

[17:42:01] % Direktor Echt

[17:42:27] % Direktor Weißti, Zeit für a Tschick

[17:42:44] % Direktor DUUU HAST Saphir VERSCHEICHT!

[17:42:57] % Direktor Mit die ganzen G'laberei

[17:43:03] % Direktor Leiwand :^]

[17:43:09] % Direktor Saphir: Komm nimmer weg

[17:43:41] % Direktor Saphir: Was mach'ma mit die Piefk'n?

[17:43:44] % Direktor Die sind echt schiach

[17:43:57] % Direktor Ok, Marmeladinger

[17:44:03] % Direktor °bang

[17:44:07] % Direktor Scheiße

[17:44:11] % Direktor !bang

[17:44:13] % Direktor Huan

[17:44:31] % Direktor Saphir: Basiert

[17:44:55] % Direktor Im Namen des Kaisers!

[17:44:58] % Direktor HOID'S MAUL

[17:45:08] % Direktor Na, Franz Josef

[17:45:10] % Direktor :^]

[17:45:32] % Direktor Alex Mac

[17:45:40] % Direktor Klingt schiach und schwul

[17:45:52] % Direktor Richtiger Baidlreizer Name

[17:46:21] % Direktor Siehsti

[17:46:34] % Direktor Wusste das du a schwuchtel Baidlknecht bist

[17:46:38] % Direktor Schwindliger

[17:46:44] % Direktor Zeit für a Tschick echt

[17:46:55] % Direktor Schlei di

[17:57:01] % Direktor KEK

[17:57:04] % Direktor As if

[17:57:13] % Direktor The only simp I see here is you, h4

[17:57:19] % Direktor She told me about your pvt messages

[17:57:32] % Direktor "Komm latina bb, post some of ze spicy foot pics"

[17:57:43] % Direktor "I love to play your voice on the loudspeaker system"

[17:58:25] % Direktor Mai, muss zur Edeka foahn

[17:58:28] % Direktor Haa kein Bock

[17:58:37] % Direktor Jemand hat den Nick haa

[17:58:42] % Direktor Legg mi am Oasch

[17:58:55] % Direktor >Selbst einkaufen gehen

[17:58:58] % Direktor >Armutsgrenze

[17:59:09] % Direktor Smh, deformed German perception of wealth

[17:59:22] % Direktor I pity you fools

[17:59:31] % Direktor And möchtegern Lindner-Economics

[17:59:39] % Direktor You sound like one of those FDP Wählern

[17:59:44] % Direktor Möchtegern Reiche

[18:00:27] % Direktor toni: schieb dir deine Eloquenz sonnst wo

[18:00:34] % Direktor Mir san hier auf die INTERNET

[18:00:37] % Direktor *sonst

[18:00:39] % Direktor Yes

[18:02:26] % Direktor h4 spotted

[18:02:27] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mh3vtI16G4

[18:02:38] % Direktor Der Freetimer :^]

[18:03:30] % Direktor >First

[18:03:32] % Direktor amateur

[18:03:36] % Direktor Both at the same time

[18:03:39] % Direktor German efficiency

[18:03:43] % Direktor Based h4

[18:05:14] % Direktor h4 spotted again

[18:05:15] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPypxDNcCp4

[18:05:24] % Direktor Member of the Taubenfüttermafia

[18:06:46] % Direktor "Nur versteckt... In der Nocht..."

[18:06:49] % Direktor AHAHAHAHAHHA

[18:06:53] % Direktor TAUBEN FÜTTERN HAHAHAHA

[18:07:02] % Direktor I watched this video like 20 times

[18:07:07] % Direktor And it still fucks me up

[18:07:08] % Direktor Every time

[18:07:17] % Direktor This nigga acting like batman

[18:07:23] % Direktor Hunting old ladies

[18:07:28] % Direktor Feeding pigeons lmfao

[18:07:36] % Direktor Detective stories of Graz

[18:07:41] % Direktor Jessas Herrgott

[18:07:44] % Direktor Aaaah :'D

[18:08:19] % Direktor "Das sind die schlauersten Damen was ma in Graz hoan"

[18:08:22] % Direktor -Wheeze-

[18:08:30] % Direktor "Sind die Damen so rafiniert"

[18:08:35] % Direktor Every line of that video

[18:08:36] % Direktor Is gold

[18:10:08] % Direktor "Ich bin ja nicht dabei!"

[18:10:11] % Direktor ... :))))))

[18:10:12] % Direktor Hehehe

[18:10:16] % Direktor Superbased

[18:10:28] % Direktor Lmfao

[18:13:35] % Direktor Lmfao

[18:13:47] % Direktor You are trapped now in ORF retardation

[18:18:46] % Direktor h4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVWY0b-lL5I

[18:18:50] % Direktor Klassiker

[18:19:29] % Direktor Krügerl! Das isses

[18:19:35] % Direktor Ich wusste i bin ned deppat

[18:19:41] % Direktor Not Bierkrug

[18:19:44] % Direktor Bierkrügerl

[18:19:51] % Direktor Mfs tried to convince me it's "Maß"

[18:19:53] % Direktor Maß my ass

[18:26:11] % Direktor Hngnnn kein Bock

[18:26:16] % Direktor But gotta go to Edeka smh

[18:26:20] % Direktor Later bois

[19:52:43] % Direktor Hngnnn Gentlemen

[19:52:53] % Direktor Trip to Edeka cost me my whole Energievorrat

[19:53:16] % Direktor I remember now, why I quit the powdersugar

[19:53:32] % Direktor >McDonalds

[19:53:34] % Direktor Goyslop

[19:54:05] % Direktor I'd berate you now as a goyslopper

[19:54:14] % Direktor But just chugged a monster to gather my bearings

[19:54:23] % Direktor And gonna enjoy some korean pot noodles

[19:54:26] % Direktor Since fuck life

[19:54:52] % Direktor 2/10 is the correct definition

[19:55:00] % Direktor 1/10 was written by a seething roastie such as yourself

[19:55:04] % Direktor That lives on goyslop

[19:55:27] % Direktor Burger King is nice once in a while

[19:57:12] % Direktor Fuck you

[19:57:19] % Direktor How about that

[19:57:31] % Direktor Gentlemen.

[19:57:40] % Direktor Omg it's Zack!

[20:05:00] % Direktor I would distance myself from such insults

[20:05:05] % Direktor Unless you want an Anzeige

[20:05:09] % Direktor To be raus

[20:05:12] % Direktor :^]

[20:05:27] % Direktor Ohai Syndus

[20:05:32] % Direktor Smh

[20:05:36] % Direktor Bauern Internet

[20:05:43] % Direktor >Rage sentences

[20:05:44] % Direktor Kek

[20:05:54] % Direktor h4: Jawui

[20:05:57] % Direktor Wanted to change

[20:06:01] % Direktor But then they sent that letter

[20:06:10] % Direktor "We upgrade you from 400 mbits to 500 just cause"

[20:06:16] % Direktor "you don't need to do anything"

[20:06:18] % Direktor So I said aight

[20:06:35] % Direktor Zelda: ANARCHISTISCHER ANTICHRIST

[20:06:38] % Direktor Reeee

[20:06:46] % Direktor Gesetze sind da um befolgt zu werden!

[20:06:48] % Direktor !!!1!

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