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[16:51:43] & h4 o/

[16:52:00] & h4 about to try legacy of hogwarts

[16:54:53] & h4 Harzilein: i am?

[16:56:40] & h4 jokes on them

[16:56:42] & h4 i am offline

[16:58:44] & h4 whoa

[16:58:57] & h4 cant call the character dick

[16:59:04] & h4 uninstalling it right now

[17:00:58] & h4 Glied is his surname now

[17:01:26] & h4 you think they get away with glitches because its harry potter stuff?

[17:01:32] & h4 there was no horse in front of the carriage

[17:01:35] & h4 might be intended

[17:01:38] & h4 might be a glitch

[18:09:53] & h4 .w hamburg

[18:09:57] & h4 yeah

[18:09:59] & h4 here too

[18:10:27] & h4 meh

[18:14:22] & h4 if you search for "hammered"

[18:14:28] & h4 you will get it immediately

[18:14:52] & h4 today you learned!

[18:15:20] & h4 o

[18:15:21] & h4 m

[18:15:22] & h4 f

[18:15:22] & h4 g

[18:15:36] & h4 .quote search hammered

[18:15:40] & h4 wow

[18:15:43] & h4 .quote search hammered til

[18:16:00] & h4 nice

[18:16:02] & h4 bye o/

[18:16:09] & h4 see you later ComputerTech

[18:16:16] & h4 come back when you finished crying

[18:16:46] & h4 !bang

[18:16:50] & h4 oh, thought you were a duck

[18:16:57] & h4 th

[18:16:58] & h4 x

[18:17:01] & h4 !reload

[18:17:02] & h4 !bang

[18:17:08] & h4 you spawned that yourself?

[18:17:17] & h4 or conincidence?

[18:17:22] & h4 very suspicious

[18:17:34] & h4 i will keep an eye on you

[18:18:41] & h4 sure you could more than one dick into your mouth

[18:18:47] & h4 if the dicks are ok with that

[18:19:18] & h4 oh god

[18:19:23] & h4 "lemme screenshot"

[18:19:28] & h4 fuck discord

[18:22:39] & h4 wow

[18:22:44] & h4 quite the ComputerTECH

[18:22:47] & h4 emphasis on the tech ofc

[18:27:04] & h4 ...

[18:27:15] & h4 yeah no

[18:27:17] & h4 you do yours

[18:27:53] & h4 crovax: that is a great superhero origin story

[18:28:07] & h4 his superpower is being alone i guess?

[18:28:12] & h4 since daddy didnt care for him

[18:28:27] & h4 but someone told me autistic people are smart

[18:28:51] & h4 oh, the molesting of sheep then

[18:29:15] & h4 wow imagine being a sheep

[18:29:20] & h4 and some creep whispers in your ear

[18:29:32] & h4 while touching you in places he shouldnt

[18:29:37] & h4 hey foxy

[18:29:51] & h4 you probably got activated by people talking trash about ComputerTech

[18:29:56] & h4 care to join in? :P

[18:30:17] & h4 pay with potatoes

[18:30:29] & h4 there there

[18:30:45] & h4 yeah that

[18:30:51] & h4 nice hitlergruß btw

[18:31:11] & h4 well since he is irish

[18:31:14] & h4 he is probably drunk

[18:31:18] & h4 and unable to move

[18:31:24] & h4 yet

[18:32:11] & h4 its not really rocket science though

[18:32:45] & h4 you do?

[18:32:50] & h4 get a real computer

[18:33:02] & h4 who plays fps on consoles?

[18:33:10] & h4 straight to hell for you guys

[18:33:26] & h4 oh then it shouldnt be a problem for you

[18:33:43] & h4 you dare take surs name in your filthy mouth!?

[18:33:49] & h4 Harzilein: lol

[18:34:36] & h4 that sounds like xbox voice chat lol

[18:34:53] & h4 oh please

[18:35:01] & h4 this is common tongue on irc

[18:35:41] & h4 they clearly havent met a lot of grammar nazis

[18:35:49] & h4 i totally approve of grammar nazis

[18:36:13] & h4 no

[18:36:17] & h4 this is just discord in disguise

[18:36:26] & h4 some skin to make it look ancient

[18:36:47] & h4 stop lying ComputerFraud

[18:37:02] & h4 it is very rude to confuse newcomers

[18:37:18] & h4 he isnt

[18:37:21] & h4 rather small for a guy

[18:37:44] & h4 the fuck is wrong with rap?

[18:37:47] & h4 also

[18:37:51] & h4 dont call that "rap"

[18:38:00] & h4 you clearly have no idea what you are tlaking about

[18:38:06] & h4 come on

[18:38:09] & h4 pitbull is 175cm

[18:38:12] & h4 that's not groß at all

[18:38:23] & h4 wow

[18:38:27] & h4 another page says he is 170cm

[18:38:33] & h4 and 171cm

[18:38:38] & h4 take your pick

[18:39:12] & h4 .yt SAt-1IY7ogw

[18:59:29] & h4 stop putting things up your ass ComputerTech

[18:59:34] & h4 for crying out loud

[19:22:16] & h4 jesus

[19:22:19] & h4 wanna do !shop again?

[19:23:09] & h4 bad DuckHunt

[19:28:37] & h4 hm lets see

[19:28:38] & h4 !shop

[19:28:42] & h4 what could i buy?

[19:28:49] & h4 perhaps if i do it again, the output will change?

[19:28:50] & h4 !shop

[19:28:54] & h4 no it really doesnt

[19:28:59] & h4 i could have just scrolled up

[19:29:11] & h4 or maybe use a display bigger than 11"

[19:29:43] & h4 oh i am sorry

[19:29:47] & h4 did i do something wrong?

[19:29:54] & h4 let see if there is a remedy in the shop for it

[19:29:55] & h4 !shop

[19:30:05] & h4 oh right

[19:31:16] & h4 poor Ahsoka

[19:31:22] & h4 stop looking at the naked pics he sent you

[19:32:12] & h4 look at the shop again

[19:32:15] & h4 you can buy your gun back

[19:33:10] & h4 PenisBild und Jogger?

[19:33:13] & h4 what is PB&J?

[19:33:36] & h4 no

[19:33:36] & h4 !

[19:33:38] & h4 buy it

[19:33:40] & h4 here

[19:33:40] & h4 !shop

[19:34:09] & h4 !duckstats

[19:35:50] & h4 nice

[19:35:53] & h4 !shop 16 Serion

[19:36:43] & h4 !shop 16 foxy

[19:36:48] & h4 water buckets for everybody!

[19:36:53] & h4 oh shit

[19:36:58] & h4 nestlé smells the water

[19:37:02] & h4 lol

[19:37:08] & h4 fucking !shop everywhere :D

[19:37:40] & h4 who is Serion btw?

[19:37:45] & h4 also not mean

[19:37:53] & h4 just my usual thing in any duckhunt game

[19:37:59] & h4 get enough xp to throw water on people

[19:38:25] & h4 and why has nobody granted him voice yet?

[19:38:50] & h4 even Ahsoka has @

[19:40:11] & h4 !shop 12

[19:40:11] & h4 !bang

[19:40:14] & h4 oof

[19:40:22] & h4 tanks!

[19:44:42] & h4 that sort of

[19:44:45] & h4 BACKFIRED

[19:44:49] & h4 badum *Tss*

[19:50:05] & h4 ...

[19:50:19] & h4 really?

[19:50:23] & h4 look up documentation

[19:53:50] & h4 i miss my hype man :/

[19:59:12] & h4 did you sing loudly

[19:59:14] & h4 and he listened in?

[19:59:21] & h4 OPA WAR STURMFÜHRER BEI DER SS

[19:59:28] & h4 no don't sing that

[19:59:39] & h4 it might activate Mikoolo

[19:59:52] & h4 oh another shop :D

[20:00:13] & h4 hold on, lemme check someting

[20:00:14] & h4 !shop

[20:00:22] & h4 it seems to be identical for me

[20:00:43] & h4 the KKK

[20:00:44] & h4 what else?

[20:00:47] & h4 try to keep up

[20:00:55] & h4 lol sorry

[20:01:00] & h4 i almost spat at my display

[20:01:06] & h4 the yellow card really threw me of course

[20:01:18] & h4 i was still arrogantly giggling at my own joke

[20:01:29] & h4 lol

[20:01:32] & h4 hold on

[20:01:44] & h4 ComputerTech, a MALE, does not join because "HIS HAIR" is "MESSY"?

[20:02:09] & h4 !bang

[20:02:13] & h4 thx Serion

[20:02:15] & h4 now i know its empty

[20:02:16] & h4 !reload

[20:02:43] & h4 you should see mine

[20:02:48] & h4 havent kempt it in 20+ years

[20:03:06] & h4 excuse you!

[20:03:08] & h4 i shave

[20:03:20] & h4 you activated the genie

[20:03:25] & h4 i shall grant you three wishes

[20:03:32] & h4 kick komputer is your first?

[20:03:34] & h4 shall be done!

[20:03:43] & h4 ban ComputerTech? YES

[20:04:23] & h4 lol

[20:04:41] & h4 and dont tell anybody about my wish granting bald head

[20:04:59] & h4 Ahsoka: du hast meine Glatze nicht gestreichelt

[20:05:08] & h4 doesnt work for you

[20:05:11] & h4 i made certain exceptions

[20:05:18] & h4 also i need to reload

[20:05:22] & h4 and grow some hair

[20:05:33] & h4 its not because you are irish

[20:05:37] & h4 its because you are ComputerTech

[20:05:49] & h4 you arent a race

[20:06:01] & h4 bad ComputerTech!

[20:06:30] & h4 crovax: his daddy seems to know

[20:06:40] & h4 ComputerTech has to provide logs for his mommy every evening before bed

[20:06:53] & h4 since he had cybersex with a horny male before

[20:07:03] & h4 !bang

[20:07:05] & h4 !reload

[20:07:05] & h4 !bang

[20:07:07] & h4 lol

[20:07:13] & h4 !rearm ComputerTech

[20:07:17] & h4 there you go

[20:07:33] & h4 ComputerTech: tors really ruined it

[20:07:39] & h4 but you confirmed it

[20:07:43] & h4 so it's all good

[20:08:34] & h4 oh ComputerTech ask Phoenix for help

[20:08:41] & h4 his duckhunt returns a confiscated gun after 15 seconds

[20:08:44] & h4 its quite the nice feature

[20:09:10] & h4 Ahsoka: please be polite

[20:09:37] & h4 last night i had to hum ComputerTech to sleep because he kept crying

[20:09:40] & h4 i dont want to have to do it again

[20:09:58] & h4 he always thought you wanted his ass Ahsoka

[20:10:05] & h4 and it really hurts him when you talk smack about him

[20:10:21] & h4 she was looking for a real man

[20:10:25] & h4 one that wasnt crying on irc

[20:10:52] & h4 lol

[20:10:55] & h4 good point

[20:11:04] & h4 they did have something going though

[20:11:12] & h4 remember their PENIS - VAGINA talks?

[20:11:14] & h4 it was weird

[20:11:36] & h4 well with hair like that

[20:11:38] & h4 who doesnt?

[20:12:04] & h4 Piba?

[20:12:10] & h4 lol

[20:12:20] & h4 need confirmation

[20:12:23] & h4 pls send dick pics sur

[20:12:26] & h4 to confirm you are indeed female

[20:12:33] & h4 lol

[20:12:52] & h4 QUICK COMPUTERTECH

[20:12:52] & h4 HIDE!

[20:12:57] & h4 SHE IS STRAPPED!

[20:13:26] & h4 lol

[20:13:31] & h4 sur: zenik or ComputerTech?

[20:13:44] & h4 tell him you check his prostate

[20:13:48] & h4 its for his health

[20:14:19] & h4 can someone confirm this?

[20:14:27] & h4 in all my life only one man had his finger up my ass

[20:14:38] & h4 and it was his job

[20:14:47] & h4 it was really uncomfortable :D

[20:14:56] & h4 he told me to relax

[20:15:00] & h4 dude you got a fucking finger in my ass!

[20:15:23] & h4 cant recommend

[20:15:24] & h4 1/10

[20:15:42] & h4 he had a glove

[20:15:48] & h4 maybe before entering lol

[20:16:12] & h4 always wondered why the dude was a proctologist

[20:16:18] & h4 given the other patients i saw there

[20:16:22] & h4 i cant see him enjoying his job

[20:16:27] & h4 the pay must have been great

[20:16:43] & h4 now that you quote it

[20:16:48] & h4 "up my ass" would have sounded better

[20:17:01] & h4 speaking of weird stuff

[20:17:03] & h4 where is sushi?

[20:17:08] & h4 why remove it!?

[20:17:09] & h4 oh

[20:17:18] & h4 that's tainted now

[20:17:20] & h4 not what i said

[20:17:27] & h4 haha

[20:17:29] & h4 dude wtf

[20:17:47] & h4 you know what would really fit right now?

[20:17:48] & h4 !shop

[20:17:51] & h4 another spammy output

[20:18:34] & h4 topic was just getting interesting

[20:19:03] & h4 i'm gonna play some hogwarts legacy

[20:19:21] & h4 Ahsoka: you done with forspoken yet?

[20:20:18] & h4 @chanrank 2

[20:20:27] & h4 @ustats

[20:20:50] & h4 glad its only top 15

[20:21:21] & h4 ye havent heard?

[20:21:25] & h4 du Landratte :O

[20:21:41] & h4 jetzt verscheuch sie nicht Harzilein

[20:21:57] & h4 sur ist ein scheues Reh

[20:22:23] & h4 gut, kleiner Unterschied. Sie rennt nicht, wenn sie erschreckt. Sie zertrümmert dein Gesicht

[20:22:34] & h4 just roll with it :P

[20:22:50] & h4 hush!

[20:23:00] & h4 how dare you speak of foreign channels here?

[20:23:05] & h4 @topchans

[20:23:14] & h4 look at the shitters at 8

[20:23:20] & h4 someone should go in there and masskick

[20:23:57] & h4 no more underdose

[20:23:59] & h4 no more dwarf

[20:24:21] & h4 last seen Jan 13 :(

[20:24:32] & h4 because you suck like a champ ComputerTech

[20:24:44] & h4 they like to keep you around

[20:24:45] & h4 for your services

[20:24:56] & h4 ^

[20:25:24] & h4 i called her that a while back too

[20:25:31] & h4 she really hated it

[20:25:32] & h4 ⁵ sur

[20:25:37] & h4 and south?

[20:26:46] & h4 still love toni for calling her Puba by mistake lol

[20:27:01] & h4 yeah drink up ComputerTech

[20:27:07] & h4 we all know you are going to the store to buy poison

[20:30:38] & h4 sur: yeah for some reason she really holds a grudge against you lol

[20:31:38] & h4 havent even seen you before

[20:32:09] & h4 doesnt ring a bell

[21:36:38] & h4 wow

[21:36:39] & h4 mean

[21:37:05] & h4 he did?

[21:37:10] & h4 screw his fucking face

[21:37:26] & h4 just holla at Ahsoka

[21:37:31] & h4 she will fuck his face for you

[21:37:51] & h4 yeah

[21:37:53] & h4 still

[21:37:56] & h4 it will be fucked up

[21:38:31] & h4 i dont think Ahsoka would do anything else with it

[21:39:07] & h4 oh that works too

[21:42:21] & h4 !shop

[21:43:42] & h4 no thanks

[21:45:25] & h4 or not talk at all lol

[21:46:25] & h4 i wouldnt be that rude

[21:47:22] & h4 lol

[21:47:34] & h4 there is a certain tone when swearing in german

[21:47:40] & h4 they will smell it

[21:49:43] & h4 no

[21:49:44] & h4 !bang

[21:49:46] & h4 !reload

[21:49:47] & h4 !bang

[21:49:52] & h4 but thx for alerting me

[21:50:02] & h4 you should try to hit the duck

[22:08:13] & h4 !bang

[22:08:20] & h4 !reload

[22:23:33] & h4 !bang

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