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kisser
my yellow duck
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zinvoke
holy shit is gets dark quick here
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Kuro-chan
hands out a golf ball and a garden hose
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zinvoke
anyone wanna exchange hand pics
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sushi-chan
is out
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Kuro-chan
covers sushi-chan's eyes, just in case
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irishh
You were locked up 10 years ago
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Kuro-chan
And I am still locked up, today
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irishh
For this sort of thing
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zinvoke
being locked up these days is a cake walk
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zinvoke
can't you get computer privs?
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sushi-chan
everyone stays in thier home nowadays
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zinvoke
I don't have a phone
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zinvoke
I'm self isolating still
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sushi-chan
if a fire happens or you have a heart attack
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zinvoke
run outside and scream for help
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sushi-chan
not sure u can do that with heart attack
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zinvoke
I guess i could use someone elses phone
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zinvoke
and pawn the ambulance fee off onto them
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zinvoke
I have a computer
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zinvoke
I mean i could always just call from here
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zinvoke
I think i still have a firertc account if thats up
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zinvoke
but i don't live alone so
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zinvoke
i could use one of my room mates phones
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sushi-chan
people saying guns save lifes. But if a fire happens not sure your gun gonna do much about it. Except if its a water gun lol
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zinvoke
a water gun ain't gonna help you
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Kuro-chan
you should shoot it to put it out?
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CrystalMath
"what if we nuke the fire?" -- Trump
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sushi-chan
if you dont have anything to get off a fire
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Kuro-chan
sets out some equations for CrystalMath to snort
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zinvoke
"What theres a fire? I thought it was my toast" -- Biden
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sushi-chan
but it could work only on small fire
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sushi-chan
if the flames are big not sure your pee gonna do much against it
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zinvoke
or more like "What theres a... Wait what was I saying?"
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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zinvoke
Wanna know how a mobster deals with fires?
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sushi-chan
imagine if firemen would turn off fire with their pee instead
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zinvoke
he forgets about it
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zinvoke
mans needs a bigger hose
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zinvoke
is hotties a pervert?
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zinvoke
theres no girls on the internet
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Kuro-chan
ponders this
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Kuro-chan
says my next door neighbour
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sushi-chan
so u think girls only stay in the kitchen ? never use internet or going away from kitchen?
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zinvoke
anyone who says they are a girl is actually a trap pretending to be a femdom
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Kuro-chan
a lot of my work is in the kitchen
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Kuro-chan
what does that make me? :(
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zinvoke
they do more then work in the kitchen
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zinvoke
@kurochan a good women?
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Kuro-chan
I have to slave in mine nearly every day to feed my family a wholesome homemade dinner
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Kuro-chan
I have to bake all my own breads, make the sauces, desserts,
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zinvoke
thats wife material
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Kuro-chan
even some of the condiments like mayo is homemade :(
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irishh
Everyone belongs changed to be the kitchen. Eat, sleep and SHIT kitchen, discuss.
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zinvoke
I don't wanna know how that home made mayo is made
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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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Kuro-chan
actually I make mine with cooked egg mix
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sushi-chan
mayo or ketchup or mustard which is most delicious
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zinvoke
why don't you just buy it from the store or steal packets from a fast food restaurant
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Kuro-chan
I don't want to get sick
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feeds sushi-chan some chesscake
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zinvoke
is that a cake with chess peices inside?
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dives hungry onto sushi-chan
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Kuro-chan
cheesecake spelled wrong
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sushi-chan
or thats a cake with chess pieces ON it. Like a chess board looking cake
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sushi-chan
u can play it then eat it after
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Ryu
all this nudity in front of the chilkdren
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Kuro-chan
I make my own cheesecake, too
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zinvoke
I'm tired of all these animes with lewd handholding like this is getting out of control
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Kuro-chan
I keep the nsfw for my games I make :3
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sushi-chan
i dont even know how to play chess anyway
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sushi-chan
the rules r hard to understand
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zinvoke
you don't need to know how to play to eat the peices
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zinvoke
first one to finish the set wins
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irishh
zinvoke asked a Fr*nch woman for Hand pics, amateur, they only have frog like flippers
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zinvoke
ive been to quebec...
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Kuro-chan
that privileged waste of land?
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zinvoke
my step dad is from montrel
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still owes Canada 395 CAD for speeding....
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irishh
People in Quebec aren’t Fr*nch they just live somewhere terrible and it’s a human reflex to come to the assumption you then must be Fr*nch
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sushi-chan
thats funny how foreigners all think that frog leg is the main food in France while only rich people here eat that. Main favorite meal in France is cheese, baguette bread and wine.
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Ahsoka
I Like my women/men like i like my coffee tied up in a sack and thrown onto the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez
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CrystalMath
sushi-chan: cheese, baguette bread and wine is exactly how most people imagine france :P
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zinvoke
why not a pickup truck
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Kuro-chan
because the discussion is being an ass
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sushi-chan
we eat more baguette and wine
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Ahsoka
Juan Valdez rides donkeys XD
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irishh
We all seen les miserables we know what you eat
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sushi-chan
I never seen anyone eatin frog leg here
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zinvoke
Donkeys ride juan valdez
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Kuro-chan
but sushi-chan doesn't spend 20 years of her life evading the law over stealing a single loaf of bread
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Ahsoka
Not Like ComputerTech rides Sheep
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sushi-chan
irishh yes but i live in france so im more relevant to know which things french ppl eat
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zinvoke
frog leg is a appetizer if anything not much meat
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irishh
I went there and ate Belgium waffles
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Ryu
frog legs are yummy, but I still prefer shrimp
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Ryu
oysters are DA BoMB
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irishh
It was by a beach
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Kuro-chan
also, delayed response, but there is no way I could possibly be wife material
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sushi-chan
I admit we do eat some weird thing such as snails. But frog leg is rarely eaten here. Mostly its snails, cheese, wine, baguette
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zinvoke
Kuro that's okay just put on a dress
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irishh
It it has a pulse the French are trying to cook it
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PapaFrog
Dudes can be biches.
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zinvoke
Maybe you look like a girl from the back?
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Ryu
escargo is OK sushi-chan
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zinvoke
that's all a straight man needs
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Kuro-chan
I might have at one point, but I no longer have long hair
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irishh
Blue cheese not even bacteria is safe
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sushi-chan
but that doesn't mean all of french ppl eat snails. I don't. My favorite meal is Sushi (hence my nick); but im a french weeb so that is normal lol
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irishh
My favourite flavour of crisp is prawn cocktail
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Ryu
I wore a dress once for halloween
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zinvoke
it was fun chatting with yall i'll be back i'm going to stop being lazy and get up to do some work around the house and cook dinner
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irishh
The warden came
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Kuro-chan
daylight has been gone for an hour now
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Kuro-chan
I made slop with noodles and a batch of onion rings to go with it
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Kuro-chan
tucks sushi-chan in her basket
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Kuro-chan
sets a big pillow and kuro plush toy to cuddle
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PapaFrog
I want to smoke.. but I need to eat first.
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wofmobile
yea you should have food in your belly before smoking crack
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wofmobile
did i say something to upset her
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !bang
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DuckHunt
darthoreo > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !unjam
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !reload
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DuckHunt
darthoreo > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !unjam
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DuckHunt
darthoreo > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !bang
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !reload
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DuckHunt
darthoreo > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !bang
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DuckHunt
darthoreo > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 42.16s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Ryu > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Ryu > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn58.228s, which makes you a total of 9 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Ryu
yay! \O/\O/\O/
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Zack > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Zack > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
Zack > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.952s, which makes you a total of 99 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Zack > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 2 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
Zack > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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DuckHunt
Zack > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
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DuckHunt
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (20 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 1 piece of bread on #computertech.
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DuckHunt
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 2 pieces of bread on #computertech. Your purchase made you go back to level 4 (duck misser).
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DuckHunt
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 3 pieces of bread on #computertech.
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End3r
ComputerTech vc.
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ComputerTech
End3r, not rn, i'm helping clean up stuff rn, give me 5-10m
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End3r
oreo is shit faced
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn17.696s, which makes you a total of 76 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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wemadeit
fuck canada is a 3rd world these days lost power for a day
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Ahsoka
Ugly butt face
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DuckHunt
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 4 pieces of bread on #computertech.
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DuckHunt
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 5 pieces of bread on #computertech. Your purchase made you go back to level 3 (trainee).
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DuckHunt
Zack > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 44.616s, which makes you a total of 156 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Phoenix > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an infrared detector ! Your weapon trigger will be locked if there are no ducks around, thus helping you to save bullets. Lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt
Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn15.627s, which makes you a total of 549 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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End3r
!w 32405
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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End3r
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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foxy
!w swartz, la
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End3r
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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DuckHunt
The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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End3r
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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Zack
Waste of money for that bread, I'm not paying attention.
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !w 27909
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tr
[T] <&DarthOreo> !w 27909
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End3r
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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foxy
!w swartz, la
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End3r
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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End3r
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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Internets
:: Elizabeth City, NC, USA :: Conditions Overcast Clouds :: Temperature 15.26C / 59.468F :: Pressure 1013mb :: Humidity 95% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4465088 ::
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End3r
What api is that using?
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Peorth
...Openweathermap ?
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Peorth
like it says?
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End3r
nvm, I am blind
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franstam
.u barjking up wrong tree
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franstam
.u barking up wrong tree
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Internets
:: [1/1] barking up the wrong tree :: Picking [the wrong] person, the most [unlikely] person, to do, listen, or [accept] something. ::
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Internets
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] pussy licker :: [One] who performs [the act] of [cunnilingus]. ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] pussy licker :: me ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] pussy licker :: a very [talented] person whom [i would] like to [get to know] better. ::
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Zack > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Zack > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Zack > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn57.507s, which makes you a total of 100 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Zack > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Zack
100 ducks, woo!
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foxy
hi franstam
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foxy
on hexchat how can i make my time normal time and not military time?
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tr
[S] <@Dragon> you accept military time as superior
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franstam
tbh i like military time. but i get ur point
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franstam
does timestamps format have anything to do with that setting?
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franstam
settings > preferences > appearance
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foxy
timestamp format
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foxy
but what's the format for normal hours?
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foxy
currently its : [%H:%M:%S]
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franstam
Hour in 24-hour format (00 – 23)
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franstam
Hour in 12-hour format (01 – 12)
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franstam
Current locale's A.M./P.M. indicator for 12-hour clock
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foxy
that worked
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foxy
i know on adiirc its h
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franstam
i had to dig into that doc
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tromto_
just use sublime text
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tromto_
visual studio sucks
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Gentoo
>Use this proprietary malware instead of this proprietary malware
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Gentoo
Join the Church of Emacs.
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ComputerTech
set mode +v tromto_
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NiniGeo2
I like Visual Studio.
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franstam
that doc shows the timestamp formats
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pets NiniGeo2
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franstam
nothing to do with the editor.
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tromto_
ComputerTech: i got good news, there were layoffs at my job
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Gentoo
NiniGeo2, Nooooooooooooooo
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tromto_
the people of color got fired and I got a raise
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NiniGeo2
It's proprietary, but it's nice!
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Gentoo
NiniGeo2, What will it take to bring you to freedom?
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NiniGeo2
Having a free IDE that's better than Visual Studio.
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tromto_
emacs has too high of a learning curve
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Gentoo
IDE's were a mistake tbh. If you can't program in a language without an IDE, the language is garbage./
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Gentoo
tromto_, Install GNU nano then.
[03:58:13]
tromto_
but i like sublime text
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tromto_
why do i need to change
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Gentoo
For your freedoms sake.
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Gentoo
NiniGeo2, Literally any free IDE is better than visual studio, as freedom will always be better than proprietary slavery.
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Gentoo
Are you referring to VSCode, or actually Visual Studio?
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Gentoo
There is VSCodium, but most language support seems to rely on proprietary plugins.
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tromto_
they're both shit
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NiniGeo2
Oh I prefer real Visual Studio over VSCode TBH.
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Gentoo
Wew lad, that's even more proprietary.
[04:01:41]
Gentoo
You must install GNU and come to freedom.
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tromto_
are there a lot of indians at your job?
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NiniGeo2
Nah. None that I know of, actually.
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tromto_
must be a small place
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PapaFrog
Too many chiefs not enough Indians.
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