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[00:28:22] dgw at least there haven't been any bombings today

[00:28:25] dgw yet

[00:28:28] dgw no

[00:28:30] dgw blame you

[00:28:34] dgw it's your channel

[00:28:40] dgw you're responsible for everything :>

[00:28:47] dgw it has your name on it

[00:28:57] dgw >#computertech

[00:29:34] dgw $ch #computertech, #peorth

[00:29:38] dgw :O

[00:29:42] dgw the bot's going along with your shenanigans

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[00:50:19] dgw finally

[00:50:32] dgw !rearm beer

[00:50:34] dgw :(

[00:51:01] dgw golden ducks 2stronk

[03:12:09] dgw $slap foxy

[03:12:19] dgw Beware accidental spaces

[03:12:40] dgw 👀

[03:13:10] dgw > You'll usually find me by tracking broken stuff, which was probably broken by me.

[03:13:16] dgw Sounds like ComputerTech

[08:05:14] dgw !bang

[08:05:19] dgw !bang

[08:05:25] dgw Phuck u

[08:10:26] dgw least favorite feature of DuckHunt, hands down

[08:10:38] dgw ahem, "feature"

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[15:32:03] dgw You're just like Peo

[15:32:05] dgw Kek

[15:32:45] dgw He also goes "nick~" when someone talks

[15:32:48] dgw Often, me

[15:32:51] dgw 😁

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[16:46:12] dgw hm

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[17:12:25] dgw 100 \o/

[17:24:48] dgw you bastard, I was slow because I was trying to help you in another channel

[17:42:26] dgw someone set a ChanServ greeting for Mikoolo :^)

[17:42:30] dgw please

[17:43:00] dgw > people joining a software project channel, saying "anyone here?", and leaving when there's no answer in 30 seconds

[17:43:05] dgw like bro

[17:43:06] dgw ASK.

[17:43:07] dgw YOUR.

[17:43:09] dgw QUESTION.

[17:43:12] dgw AND WAIT.

[17:43:15] dgw no

[17:43:24] dgw only one?

[17:44:39] dgw $8b is using a question mark silly on IRC?

[17:44:44] dgw :o

[17:45:37] dgw since we're grammar nazi-ing

[17:46:21] dgw Yes, Mikoolo. Often, me.

[17:46:49] dgw then you joined here and have to listen to ComputerTech all the time?

[17:46:50] dgw :D

[18:07:47] dgw it's like ticket priorities, P0 is the highest and most critical; therefore h3 is more important (better) than h4

[18:09:36] dgw living up to your name, huh

[18:09:39] dgw あー、そうか？

[18:10:27] dgw holding out for a Bentley huh

[18:11:01] dgw ahaha

[18:11:35] dgw would you rather Ahsoka cold-wire them instead?

[18:12:04] dgw sport-styled, luxury-appointed?

[18:12:13] dgw or "luxury"

[18:15:18] dgw /nick h8

[18:15:20] dgw :D

[18:15:29] dgw ComputerTech, I literally told you what's happening

[18:15:57] dgw he shitted up his code a bunch and is working on that version instead of what I fixed

[18:16:12] dgw new code has like 4-5 nested setTimeouts

[18:16:56] dgw ComputerTech, your new code still has the same problem

[18:17:06] dgw still modifies isDeleting then checks that condition again after it's been changed

[18:17:37] dgw still think the old code was just fine and a lot more maintainable

[18:17:57] dgw he's doing what I did upon discovering JS at 11

[18:18:10] dgw fuck, that was 20 years ago D:

[18:18:35] dgw not as old as Audi

[18:18:38] dgw :>

[18:18:51] dgw h4: just like its author's face?

[18:19:33] dgw h4: The mess I'm trying to get him to dump

[18:19:38] dgw that's what it is

[18:19:55] dgw view-source on the current computertech.co and it's a lot cleaner

[18:21:12] dgw blehhh, CT pushed the shitty rewrite to GitHub

[18:21:29] dgw y u do this nested setTimeout crap

[18:21:47] dgw function setTimeout()s with itself

[18:21:55] dgw it's a fucking state machine

[18:22:32] dgw I see CT just added a trailing space to each of the words

[18:22:38] dgw rather than fix the "it deletes the last character" bug

[18:22:49] dgw "I am a programmer"

[18:22:53] dgw Press X to Doubt

[18:23:25] dgw multiple times per second if you let it

[18:23:50] dgw Ahsoka, I'll help you summon one.

[18:24:26] dgw maybe now that it's not just me WTFing at his code, he'll listen

[18:24:32] dgw maybe

[18:26:15] dgw h4, snippet of CT asking for help in another channel earlier:

[18:26:15] dgw <ComputerTech> no...?

[18:26:15] dgw <~dgw> have you tried browser devtools

[18:26:30] dgw Standfor?

[18:26:57] dgw see? it's not just me telling you this!

[18:27:27] dgw F12

[18:27:44] dgw "javascript garbage" is redundant btw

[18:28:15] dgw CT is super lucky that in JS the built-in "What type is this?" function is called typeof

[18:28:25] dgw and not type like Python

[18:28:52] dgw I have German ancestry on one side

[18:28:54] dgw close enough!

[18:29:22] dgw mm, 3 or 4, I forget

[18:29:44] dgw skiddies on random forums, maybe

[18:29:56] dgw Mikoolo, I said "ancestry" for a reason

[18:30:29] dgw you'd better be with a name like Mikoolo

[18:30:41] dgw only fin can have that many useless vowels, except french :P

[18:31:27] dgw h4, don't you get the sense that if you see the source of all this madness it will just make things worse? I do

[18:31:35] dgw kek

[18:33:14] dgw pls no

[18:33:29] dgw don't trust chatgpt to write code

[18:33:31] dgw ever

[18:33:44] dgw don't trust it to spit out facts either

[18:33:53] dgw it's worse than Often-Wrong Soong

[18:35:12] dgw h4: misplaced confidence in 3.... 2...... 1......

[18:35:28] dgw HA

[18:35:35] dgw more likely he'll fail, drink, then fail harder

[18:36:42] dgw $xkcd compiling

[18:36:45] dgw aww

[18:37:07] dgw remember to Ctrl-S after editing a script

[18:37:35] dgw I forgot to Ctrl-S and wondered why devtools spawned a "VM 23" tab

[18:37:54] dgw no u, Audi

[18:38:18] dgw 👏👏👏👏 "displeasure" is right

[18:38:33] dgw imagine sharing code with someone named c0ded

[18:38:37] dgw inconceivable!

[18:39:30] dgw 'member when you can to this day tell any major browser "view source"?

[18:39:46] dgw and the inspector lets you live-edit the HTML tree

[18:39:56] dgw tf is this fake nostalgia, superkuh?

[18:40:28] dgw back in his days, you had to reload the page to test changes

[18:41:12] dgw are you thinking of gopher

[18:42:03] dgw !bang

[18:42:31] dgw 99% of people using devtools need it to debug JS apps, so... makes sense to me

[18:42:57] dgw for plain-HTML sites there are live-reload shims for stuff like jekyll

[18:43:13] dgw hell, I'm a fan of grip when editing GitHub readmes

[18:43:44] dgw $8b is superkuh older than HTTP?

[18:44:15] dgw ComputerTech RETURNS

[18:44:19] dgw did you unshittify it?

[18:44:30] dgw Still? :|

[18:44:52] dgw h4, I think we should send in the c0ded

[18:45:05] dgw .......

[18:45:33] dgw ComputerTech, you're not allowed to put "programmer" into words any more

[18:45:35] dgw delet it

[18:45:53] dgw I remember that era of Windows

[18:45:54] dgw barely

[18:48:06] dgw We agree!

[18:48:17] dgw ComputerTech, paste your current code to c0ded

[18:48:35] dgw I think he's been fucking with it more since

[18:48:39] dgw broke something else now

[18:49:03] dgw he can still load it locally

[18:49:08] dgw the old-fashioned way: F5

[18:49:12] dgw oh no

[18:53:54] dgw what about

[18:53:57] dgw I HATE YOU H4

[18:54:02] dgw hypothetically

[18:54:19] dgw GOOOOOO SHAAAAAAAAAAG A DONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[18:54:32] dgw ja

[18:54:47] dgw I'm not Irish

[18:55:37] dgw foxy, don't encourage my sleepiness :(

[18:56:07] dgw $slap ComputerTech

[18:56:46] dgw Frogorg, can Poland into space?

[18:57:00] dgw xD

[18:57:54] dgw idk why the polandball comics always make me think of The End of the World and "Fire ze missiles!"

[18:58:15] dgw I went to .pl pre-pandemic

[18:58:24] dgw OH GOD NO

[18:59:36] dgw not a Mexican wok?

[19:00:10] dgw sounds like a case where charges would be filed

[19:19:02] dgw it's no setInterval() but it's better

[19:22:53] dgw one of the words is "a hacker"

[19:22:54] dgw smh

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[19:26:37] dgw ffs

[19:26:52] dgw whenever h4 is around, DuckHunt is a shithead

[20:03:07] dgw !bang

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[20:06:25] dgw technically it works

[20:06:36] dgw so I was wrong about him failing and then getting drunk

[20:06:40] dgw shippaishita

[20:12:06] dgw !bang

[20:12:13] dgw :>

[20:13:09] dgw He won't.

[20:13:15] dgw He likes me too much. :>

[20:14:38] dgw !shop 12

[20:14:38] dgw !shop 16 h4

[20:18:09] dgw Mindhunter sounds super similar to Lie to Me

[20:18:28] dgw maybe I should watch mh then

[20:18:34] dgw I liked lie to me

[20:18:54] dgw heh, h4 likes garbage

[20:19:15] dgw oh you

[20:19:31] dgw Disney+ can fuck right off shoving Star Wars in my face every time I open it

[20:19:50] dgw h4, they made some changes but they work

[20:20:34] dgw Mikoolo, I would bet whatever promo you're talking about is region restricted

[20:20:58] dgw Mikoolo, global?

[20:21:03] dgw any KFC anywhere on Earth?

[20:21:23] dgw > if

[20:21:26] dgw > you don't know

[20:21:39] dgw you said you liked some csi garbage

[20:21:43] dgw lies!

[20:22:03] dgw <@h4> also lie to me somewhat reminded me of a csi garbage

[20:22:03] dgw <@h4> i liked it too

[20:22:09] dgw ambiguous at best

[20:22:30] dgw just ambiguous what "it" is, nothing wrong with the English

[20:22:44] dgw I'm always getting on my mom's case for failing to redefine her pronouns

[20:23:01] dgw the opposite of a dom, c0ded

[20:23:43] dgw not to be confused with the Aussie way, which is just how you greet friends

[20:23:56] dgw "How ya doin', ya right cunt?"

[20:24:06] dgw 🇦🇺

[20:25:28] dgw my favourite across-the-pond expression rn is "Flamin' Nora"

[20:25:35] dgw it's so ridiculous, doesn't even make sense

[20:25:56] dgw .u flamin' nora

[20:26:26] dgw c0ded LIKES SOMETHING

[20:27:08] dgw .quote add <c0ded> I do love "ya fuckin dog cunt" <c0ded> lol <c0ded> lol <c0ded> I like that

[20:27:21] dgw yep

[20:27:25] dgw had to capture that

[20:27:39] dgw KURO-CHAN

[20:27:56] dgw that was intelligible

[20:27:59] dgw leave me alone

[20:29:10] dgw the one little girl who's lurking in this channel (there's always one) is gonna be upset, c0ded :(

[20:29:25] dgw lol

[20:29:31] dgw CT is so indecisive

[20:29:32] dgw smh

[20:29:55] dgw did he remove "a programmer"?

[20:30:30] dgw imagine a wild Kuro-chan

[20:30:37] dgw same Kuro-chan but bitey

[20:31:29] dgw that's why there's a difference between you and a wild Kuro-chan

[20:31:35] dgw the wild Kuro-chan does bite

[20:31:40] dgw David Attenborough taught me

[20:31:56] dgw Sir David then

[20:32:00] dgw his name's too long

[20:32:29] dgw > irishh

[20:33:33] dgw Nyet, komrade.

[20:34:28] dgw What's irishh for not yet

[20:34:53] dgw .t en ga Not yet

[20:36:00] dgw .t en ga Pour me another whiskey, boy-o

[20:36:05] dgw lol

[20:36:35] dgw I very much doubt "buachaill-o" is correct

[20:36:53] dgw kek

[20:37:26] dgw who put colored nicks into the quotes

[20:38:14] dgw sushi-chan's nick being black is impossible to read in my client

[20:38:15] dgw kek

[20:38:42] dgw but it's not

[20:38:47] dgw pls never let IRC become discrap

[20:39:00] dgw I like it

[20:39:03] dgw petition to rename the company

[20:39:26] dgw also like, why would you name a chat service (intended to bring people together) "discord"

[20:39:33] dgw that's the opposite of what you want!

[21:39:33] dgw sushi-chan has synesthesia :O

[21:39:42] dgw xD

[21:39:49] dgw so was what I said :D

[21:40:41] dgw and in order to take a proper day off, dude needed booze

[21:40:51] dgw o wait

[21:40:56] dgw this was an employee?

[21:41:03] dgw !!

[21:41:13] dgw work to live, not live to work

[21:41:15] dgw sigh

[21:41:27] dgw companies have shit policies about stuff like that, though

[21:41:40] dgw for all you know he tried to call out and manager said "come the fuck in or ur fired"

[21:42:11] dgw see: what I said about shit policies

[21:42:17] dgw "work no matter what" is a shit policy

[21:42:27] dgw gn

[21:42:43] dgw nooo akoizumi ur hair is so cute and blue

[21:42:46] dgw no cut :(

[21:47:52] dgw PL doesn't have IRS

[21:48:21] dgw surprised tho, I figured PL like other European countries I've heard about, just takes care of that crap for you

[21:48:42] dgw oof, welp

[21:49:11] dgw who the fuck wants a baked Audi

[21:49:29] dgw c0ded, s/of/have/

[21:49:36] dgw pet peeve 💢

[21:49:41] dgw tmi

[21:50:00] dgw you leave my grammer out of this

[21:50:06] dgw Kelsey is a treasure

[21:50:29] dgw the spelling of his name has always amused me

[21:51:59] dgw I'm not a verb

[21:52:01] dgw :|

[21:52:14] dgw Verb is what's happenin'!

[21:52:21] dgw I'm a person place or thing

[21:52:31] dgw c0ded, yes he is

[21:53:31] dgw kekw

[21:53:44] dgw depends on the bottle

[21:54:03] dgw !bang

[21:54:06] dgw !shop 2

[21:54:09] dgw !reload

[21:54:15] dgw ready for next time o7

[21:54:48] dgw HE SHITS DUCKS

[21:54:57] dgw lol

[21:55:11] dgw you're saving my sanity on this Google Meet

[21:55:15] dgw thx c0ded

[21:55:26] dgw I had to mute myself, laughing too hard

[21:55:30] dgw YES

[21:55:37] dgw auto-incorrect

[21:55:41] dgw work

[21:56:22] dgw !bang

[21:56:24] dgw !bang

[21:56:31] dgw spiffy :o

[21:56:39] dgw yes

[21:56:49] dgw you should have gotten it because I was in another channel

[21:56:51] dgw but JAMMED

[21:56:53] dgw smh

[21:57:22] dgw > 2

[21:57:23] dgw > bullet

[21:57:25] dgw wrong

[21:57:28] dgw 2 is a mag

[21:57:36] dgw ComputerTech pls fix

[21:57:43] dgw earn your "a programmer" on your site :>

[22:03:45] dgw ComputerTech claims to be a programmer, hacker, and sysadmin :D

[22:03:56] dgw you took that out?

[22:03:57] dgw lmao

[22:04:00] dgw what's even left

[22:04:48] dgw const words = ["I'm a programmer.", "I'm a sysadmin.", "I own/manage multiple communities."]; // Words to cycle through

[22:05:02] dgw ghee

[22:05:05] dgw :>

[22:05:16] dgw fun fact, Panda hates ghee

[22:05:21] dgw if you ever want to piss him off

[22:05:24] dgw (not that you would)

[22:06:06] dgw no, the stuff

[22:06:11] dgw he thinks it smells like ass or smth

[22:06:20] dgw clarified butter

[22:06:25] dgw Indian cooking thing

[22:06:38] dgw didn't you ever read that story about the boy and the tiger?

[22:07:21] dgw ComputerTech, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Little_Black_Sambo#:~:text=While%20out%20walking,(clarified%20butter).

[22:07:49] dgw the ). doesn't matter

[22:18:05] dgw !bang

[22:18:09] dgw !reload

[22:18:16] dgw it will soon

[22:26:07] dgw a fucking camera?

[22:26:15] dgw is that what they use at PornHub?

[22:26:32] dgw kek

[22:26:37] dgw what fucking camera

[22:26:57] dgw oh yeah, those are supposed to be good

[22:27:30] dgw one would hope engineered optics can outperform messy, imperfect bio-lenses

[22:29:02] dgw !bang

[22:29:09] dgw :D

[22:29:18] dgw your own fault

[22:29:23] dgw keep yer gun loaded

[22:30:01] dgw I'm happy with the camera body we have but boy do I want a fucking parfocal zoom lens

[22:30:38] dgw though it's less important now that I no longer have (family) performances to film on a regular basis I guess

[22:31:03] dgw only need the zoom if I'm tied to a tripod

[22:31:11] dgw how far back you scrolled to find that

[22:31:23] dgw I refuse to be tied to Serion

[22:31:25] dgw NURSE?

[22:31:30] dgw I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE

[22:31:48] dgw ComputerTech's probably flirting with the whole nurse station again

[22:33:37] dgw oh hey, foxy returns

[22:33:43] dgw foxy can u help me

[22:33:57] dgw I'm tied to Serion and I would like not to be :|

[22:34:29] dgw maybe Kuro-chan has a convenient knife

[22:34:58] dgw it's hard when I don't have any hands

[22:35:17] dgw ._.

[22:36:01] dgw what if foxy was also Boxxy

[22:36:30] dgw we're going deep into Internet history tonight, y'all

[22:36:57] dgw kek

[22:37:03] dgw Mikoolo, ikr D:

[22:37:26] dgw :(

[22:37:57] dgw do we have enough slack for that??

[22:38:27] dgw why does Serion have a death wish

[22:38:43] dgw I like all of that except the last bit

[22:39:06] dgw foxy pls helllllp

[22:39:42] dgw yes but don't encourage the cancer colors

[22:39:45] dgw .quote add < Serion > its either that or we cuddle up, eat ice cream and watch anime together until we fall asleep in each others arms

[22:39:59] dgw fuck, I forgot the second bit

[22:40:06] dgw .quote del 387

[22:40:08] dgw welp

[22:40:13] dgw ComputerTech, pls .quote del 387

[22:40:48] dgw .quote add <Serion> its either that or we cuddle up, eat ice cream and watch anime together until we fall asleep in each others arms <dgw> I like all of that except the last bit

[22:41:14] dgw potatoes a lad?

[22:41:18] dgw wtf does that mean

[22:41:52] dgw tfw foxy is willing to try to delete quotes, but not to untie me :(

[22:42:30] dgw it's buried in scrollback, but just go with it

[22:42:32] dgw YAY

[22:42:36] dgw I'M FREE

[22:42:49] dgw you see, Serion is a tripod

[22:42:58] dgw and when I film stuff I tend to get tied to tripods

[22:43:00] dgw so

[22:43:15] dgw the first one

[22:43:22] dgw can't imagine, Kuro-chan

[22:44:47] dgw :o

[22:51:58] dgw \o/

[22:52:20] dgw o, didn't know foxy was a founder

[22:52:27] dgw who else have they compromised??

[22:52:41] dgw .quote search ice cream

[22:52:49] dgw where'd mine go then

[22:52:50] dgw kek

[22:52:57] dgw guess it reuses IDs

[23:52:17] dgw !bang

[23:52:19] dgw !reload

[23:52:20] dgw !bang

[23:53:04] dgw <&Mikoolo> Steelseries ain't bad. << MSI x SteelSeries laptop KBs are

[23:53:21] dgw green channel in their RGB dies all the time

[23:53:31] dgw lol

[23:54:08] dgw if it's RGB, and I don't have an option to buy without RGB, it should work

[23:54:19] dgw solid color should always be an option

[23:54:46] dgw I have solid color except for accents on the special keys

[23:55:13] dgw ay

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