IRC Driven

[17:54:22] & h4 .tell deadly pff, your vhost sucks

[17:54:24] & h4 :O

[17:54:28] & h4 +tell deadly pff, your vhost sucks

[18:00:12] & h4 oh

[18:00:12] & h4 eew

[18:00:20] & h4 Audi: where is h3 you fag?

[18:02:54] & h4 hallo Frogorg

[18:10:03] & h4 yes please

[18:10:07] & h4 i don't fuck cars :|

[18:10:14] & h4 at least not middle class cars

[18:10:38] & h4 disgusting

[18:10:44] & h4 maybach obviously

[18:11:00] & h4 h3 is also inferior to me, since he is missing an h

[18:11:13] & h4 nice Ahsoka lol

[18:11:18] & h4 stop hot wiring old irc guys

[18:11:29] & h4 Audi must be like 50-60

[18:11:37] & h4 some amateur radio guy i think

[18:11:49] & h4 cheap sports cars

[18:11:53] & h4 "sports"

[18:11:53] & h4 :P

[18:12:03] & h4 !bang

[18:12:09] & h4 don't mean to be rude

[18:12:11] & h4 but Audi A2

[18:12:14] & h4 is all i'm saying

[18:12:29] & h4 !shop 1 h4

[18:12:51] & h4 he is always rude

[18:13:01] & h4 it comes with the age

[18:13:10] & h4 i know other 50-60 year old amateur radio guys from around here

[18:13:20] & h4 all of them seem to be bitchy

[18:13:40] & h4 that is mean

[18:13:43] & h4 he can't help it

[18:13:45] & h4 the ugly shows itself

[18:13:59] & h4 ever since masks aren't mandatory anymore

[18:14:17] & h4 ireland

[18:14:21] & h4 where do you live ComputerTech?

[18:14:31] & h4 the wannabe sports car wants to fuck your mom

[18:14:38] & h4 uh oh :O

[18:14:40] & h4 he is getting angry

[18:14:48] & h4 you better release your mom

[18:15:06] & h4 great

[18:15:08] & h4 the hate reached me too

[18:15:15] & h4 should not have greeted you ComputerTech

[18:15:19] & h4 now he thinks we're homies

[18:15:39] & h4 i wanna know too

[18:15:41] & h4 show me

[18:15:56] & h4 hush "sporty" volkswagen!

[18:16:10] & h4 oh not a bug in javascript

[18:16:18] & h4 but a bug created by ComputerTech in his shitty code

[18:16:20] & h4 .op

[18:17:41] & h4 what's with the hello world garbage on the button?

[18:17:54] & h4 "redo the code"

[18:17:57] & h4 refactoring in progress

[18:18:03] & h4 63 lines of code

[18:18:07] & h4 refactoring lol

[18:18:39] & h4 that is also horribly ugly code

[18:19:13] & h4 the fuck is that shit from line 25 to 38?

[18:19:33] & h4 DRY

[18:19:34] & h4 ?

[18:19:45] & h4 Do repeat yourself

[18:20:47] & h4 it is?

[18:20:59] & h4 oh there is the button too

[18:21:03] & h4 i can actually debug it now lol

[18:21:25] & h4 wow

[18:21:31] & h4 it pauses as soon as you set the breakpoint

[18:21:33] & h4 the fuck are you doing?

[18:22:16] & h4 lol

[18:22:26] & h4 yeah

[18:22:29] & h4 no

[18:22:44] & h4 haha

[18:23:12] & h4 can't even debug it since the shit is calling itself every other second

[18:23:32] & h4 good news is

[18:23:36] & h4 the hello world is working

[18:23:57] & h4 oh so that's what you try to do

[18:23:59] & h4 cheesy

[18:24:04] & h4 and so useless imo

[18:24:08] & h4 no

[18:24:10] & h4 that isnt magic

[18:24:11] & h4 that is garbage

[18:24:57] & h4 watching the inspector is fun too

[18:25:07] & h4 i mean

[18:25:12] & h4 i get what you were trying

[18:25:25] & h4 but did you have to pick up the random turd and smear it all over your site?

[18:26:36] & h4 dude

[18:26:39] & h4 ComputerTech

[18:26:47] & h4 use the dev tools of your browser

[18:26:48] & h4 ffs

[18:27:06] & h4 the tool is here

[18:27:08] & h4 *there

[18:27:11] & h4 why not use it?

[18:27:30] & h4 how do you think i used to analyze the javascript garbage i had to produce for my last job?

[18:27:42] & h4 granted it was more complex than 63 lines of code

[18:27:47] & h4 +1 bug i could not explain

[18:28:00] & h4 what?

[18:28:01] & h4 F12

[18:28:04] & h4 dev tools

[18:28:06] & h4 fuck chrome, choose firefox

[18:28:27] & h4 lol

[18:28:58] & h4 curious ComputerTech

[18:29:07] & h4 what were your steps when you decided you wanted a "feature" like that?

[18:29:15] & h4 how did you end up with that javascript?

[18:29:33] & h4 whose code?

[18:30:53] & h4 using what!?

[18:31:03] & h4 what link?

[18:32:39] & h4 wow

[18:32:44] & h4 took me a minute searching

[18:32:48] & h4 found something that might suite you

[18:32:52] & h4 and looks way better than your code

[18:32:58] & h4 and i didn'T even have to read all of it lol

[18:33:23] & h4 no

[18:33:31] & h4 that entire chatgpt thing went by me

[18:33:33] & h4 didnt really care

[18:34:18] & h4 https://stackoverflow.com/questions/64370048/javascript-automatic-changing-text-animation

[18:34:22] & h4 even that is better than yours ComputerTech

[18:34:39] & h4 granted it doesn't remove the text char by char

[18:34:43] & h4 but i'm confident you can add that in

[18:35:19] & h4 give him hope!

[18:35:24] & h4 perhaps he won'T drink until he made it

[18:35:32] & h4 might end up another sober night

[18:35:34] & h4 first this year

[18:35:41] & h4 haha

[18:35:46] & h4 refactor while drunk

[18:35:49] & h4 ends up even worse

[18:36:42] & h4 use the dev tools!

[18:36:50] & h4 you can put in code

[18:36:52] & h4 and run it

[18:37:16] & h4 it has a history

[18:37:27] & h4 haven't lost anything in there to this day :D

[18:37:41] & h4 but to be quite fair

[18:38:03] & h4 i didn't know how to use the dev tools until i had the displeasure of becoming a web developer for two years

[18:38:14] & h4 nein

[18:38:20] & h4 we can't share

[18:38:26] & h4 it is not kind to ComputerTech to share

[18:38:54] & h4 true

[18:39:25] & h4 you can still edit html in firefox inspector

[18:40:10] & h4 back in his days

[18:40:16] & h4 kids didn't ride their skateboards on the sidewalk!

[18:40:24] & h4 damn kids!

[18:41:56] & h4 ah the 70s

[18:42:03] & h4 !bang

[18:42:06] & h4 !reload

[18:42:06] & h4 !bang

[18:47:54] & h4 dgw: we should send in the c0ded

[18:48:00] & h4 he is literally (the) shit

[18:48:22] & h4 no need to

[18:48:26] & h4 just go to the site

[18:48:29] & h4 and watch in debugger

[18:48:31] & h4 code is all there

[18:48:43] & h4 lol

[18:48:51] & h4 but he doesnt know how to use the dev tools

[18:48:53] & h4 it must be live

[18:49:06] & h4 it has changed

[18:49:08] & h4 more code

[18:49:08] & h4 :D

[18:49:28] & h4 do it in the dev console

[18:50:07] & h4 thought c0ded stepped in

[18:50:14] & h4 fix his shit c0ded

[18:50:19] & h4 ComputerTech is suffering

[18:50:45] & h4 go to computertech.co

[18:50:48] & h4 check the javascript

[18:50:53] & h4 to manipulate the text

[18:51:05] & h4 gouge your eyes out

[18:51:06] & h4 cry a little

[18:51:09] & h4 and slaughter a lamb

[18:51:32] & h4 javascript

[18:51:34] & h4 even worse

[18:51:41] & h4 but also easier to pick up

[18:51:50] & h4 don't worry

[18:51:58] & h4 you don't need to be an expert to hate it :D

[18:52:07] & h4 so ComputerTech update it

[18:52:13] & h4 we can't help you based on deprecated code

[18:52:14] & h4 i hate tcl too

[18:52:20] & h4 but i like it for its name

[18:52:41] & h4 but what about visual basic?

[18:52:45] & h4 that is horrible

[18:53:16] & h4 AHSOKA CHILL OUT

[18:53:24] & h4 AHSOKA BE COOL

[18:53:40] & h4 only if still comprehensible

[18:53:46] & h4 you can for example scream

[18:53:48] & h4 I LOVE YOU H4

[18:53:51] & h4 that is alrigt

[18:53:53] & h4 *alright

[18:54:01] & h4 that is ok too

[18:54:28] & h4 nein

[18:54:32] & h4 Esel sind voll cool

[18:54:42] & h4 this isn't ireland

[18:55:26] & h4 Ahsoka: this is confusing. I just assume you love me

[18:55:36] & h4 foxy is broken

[18:55:40] & h4 please repair

[18:55:53] & h4 we should let ComputerTech fix foxy's code

[18:56:25] & h4 .pl?

[18:56:30] & h4 are you polish?

[18:56:36] & h4 nice

[18:56:54] & h4 lol dgw

[18:57:10] & h4 poor poland ball

[19:00:58] & h4 oh

[19:01:04] & h4 who reactivated that cheap sports car?

[19:02:10] & h4 eew

[19:02:17] & h4 some garbage car drove over me

[19:02:36] & h4 :O

[19:02:38] & h4 wb

[19:02:49] & h4 shut up ComputerTech >:(

[19:04:07] & h4 who is gay-host?

[19:04:20] & h4 oh

[19:05:54] & h4 burn

[19:05:55] & h4 nice Frogorg

[19:08:12] & h4 are you in prison?

[19:09:23] & h4 well if you feel horny

[19:09:27] & h4 i heard ComputerTech gives great blowjobs

[19:19:12] & h4 hold on

[19:19:30] & h4 wow

[19:19:37] & h4 still a lot of code

[19:19:50] & h4 but the ugly part is gone

[19:22:02] & h4 say ComputerTech

[19:22:08] & h4 you are calling yourself a hacker

[19:22:12] & h4 please explain

[19:22:15] & h4 what makes you think that

[19:22:23] & h4 i don't know

[19:22:24] & h4 you tell me

[19:22:41] & h4 according to RMS you can use chop sticks the wrong way

[19:22:43] & h4 and call yourself hacker

[19:23:04] & h4 i for one am scared

[19:23:06] & h4 he can do it all

[19:23:10] & h4 hacker, sysadmin, programmer

[19:23:35] & h4 what?

[19:23:43] & h4 no

[19:23:44] & h4 the legend

[19:23:47] & h4 Richard Matthew Stallman

[19:23:55] & h4 the guy that gives presentations without shoes on

[19:24:01] & h4 scraps dirt of his feet

[19:24:02] & h4 and eats it

[19:24:17] & h4 but is still somewhat a legend

[19:24:19] & h4 for what he did

[19:24:33] & h4 so that one time in a project

[19:24:42] & h4 a guy gave me his sdcard he had in his raspberry pi

[19:24:49] & h4 in his code was a cleartext password

[19:24:54] & h4 i used it to get on his server

[19:25:01] & h4 because password auth on ssh is cool apparently

[19:25:06] & h4 is that considered hacking?

[19:25:06] & h4 :D

[19:25:14] & h4 i mean i convinced him to hand me his code

[19:25:35] & h4 i managed to "hack" other machines in his network

[19:25:43] & h4 but decided to tell him and help him improve his security

[19:25:48] & h4 does that make me a white hat?

[19:26:02] & h4 !bang

[19:26:04] & h4 !bang

[19:26:22] & h4 yeah but the hackers you see on mr robot

[19:26:27] & h4 are somewhat unrealistic

[19:26:48] & h4 also writing exploits is not really trivial

[19:27:00] & h4 and something you can do by reading a book about kali linux and installing parrot

[19:27:49] & h4 can we get back to ComputerTech on this?

[19:27:58] & h4 i'm curious to know what makes him a hacker :P

[19:28:45] & h4 don't be ashamed

[19:28:51] & h4 the term is very loose

[19:29:17] & h4 i always idolized the skills of people who can reverse engineer

[19:29:26] & h4 and people who crack software protection

[19:29:36] & h4 but that requires real skill

[19:30:22] & h4 also a channel i find enjoyable

[19:30:28] & h4 keygens

[19:30:35] & h4 figuring out how keys are created

[19:30:56] & h4 true

[19:31:50] & h4 there was this one time

[19:31:55] & h4 when 3DM cracked a game

[19:31:58] & h4 and RELOADED propered it

[19:32:06] & h4 and put a message for 3DM into the code

[19:32:15] & h4 which i found really impressing

[19:32:26] & h4 message could be found by reverse engineering their crack

[19:33:07] & h4 Mikoolo: yes

[19:33:19] & h4 they were P2P and "cracked" GTAV first

[19:33:33] & h4 RELOADED then propered their release and dissed them in their crack

[19:33:40] & h4 i can't find anything to it though...

[19:37:31] & h4 hm

[19:37:45] & h4 there hasn't been any malicious content in cracks in iso scene i tink

[19:37:46] & h4 *think

[19:37:49] & h4 p2p perhaps

[19:37:57] & h4 but i agree

[19:38:15] & h4 these people could put whatever in their crack and 99% of people wouldn't be any wiser

[19:39:19] & h4 oh

[19:39:22] & h4 it was in Mafia 3 Crack

[19:39:24] & h4 not GTAV

[19:40:00] & h4 https://i.imgur.com/chHuo7w.png

[19:40:29] & h4 but it was against CODEX

[19:40:31] & h4 even better lol

[19:40:53] & h4 not my pic

[19:40:56] & h4 found it online

[19:41:02] & h4 what?

[19:41:16] & h4 i can

[19:41:17] & h4 why can't you?

[19:41:32] & h4 1920x1080

[19:41:40] & h4 fool

[19:41:41] & h4 :D

[19:41:56] & h4 fuck imgur i guess

[19:42:03] & h4 !bang

[19:42:05] & h4 !shop 1 h4

[19:42:41] & h4 !duckstats

[19:42:56] & h4 !shop 1 h4

[19:43:30] & h4 !topducks

[19:43:37] & h4 !topduck

[19:43:49] & h4 i don't like how you talk about Peorth and End3r

[19:43:52] & h4 or did you mean whoever created it?

[19:44:14] & h4 oh

[19:44:34] & h4 speaking of people who hate duckhunt

[19:44:38] & h4 where the fuck is Kowal?

[20:06:11] & h4 so dgw

[20:06:15] & h4 did ComputerTech make it work?

[20:06:18] & h4 or did he get drunk instead?

[20:12:06] & h4 !bang

[20:12:14] & h4 !shop 16 dgw

[20:12:23] & h4 you're done buddy

[20:12:32] & h4 ComputerTech will remove you permanently for that

[20:12:52] & h4 and if not

[20:12:56] & h4 then i suggest someone remove ComputerTech permanently

[20:13:19] & h4 man i'm rewatching mindhunter right now

[20:13:22] & h4 and i am furious

[20:13:25] & h4 that fucking netflix cancelled it

[20:13:31] & h4 fuck netflix

[20:13:36] & h4 fuck their paying customers

[20:14:04] & h4 i don'T want to see another season of action-based witcher crap that takes a giant shit on the original books and games

[20:14:08] & h4 i want mindhunter

[20:14:23] & h4 i dont want any of that marvel superhero garbage

[20:14:37] & h4 cunt

[20:14:49] & h4 with your shitty vhost

[20:15:13] & h4 lol walking dead

[20:15:21] & h4 that became shit after a couple of seasons

[20:15:52] & h4 you shouldn't

[20:16:01] & h4 also game of thrones went to shit after four seasons as well

[20:16:16] & h4 at the point where they started to tell the story other than in the novels

[20:16:23] & h4 and then had to write the rest of the story themselves

[20:16:37] & h4 also that witcher blood origin

[20:16:40] & h4 horribly stupid too

[20:16:54] & h4 but mindhunter was a great show

[20:17:12] & h4 great acting, interesting topic (that may be opinionated)

[20:17:19] & h4 actually no

[20:17:34] & h4 i do remember the downfall of dexter though

[20:17:49] & h4 but from what i read, dexter show did not follow the books and that was for the best

[20:18:00] & h4 sounds good

[20:18:03] & h4 did they cancel it?

[20:18:17] & h4 lie to me was nice too

[20:18:24] & h4 but mindhunter is actually about real serial killers

[20:18:40] & h4 also lie to me somewhat reminded me of a csi garbage

[20:18:45] & h4 i liked it too

[20:18:51] & h4 but mindhunter is far more interesting

[20:19:09] & h4 not familiar with that show dgw

[20:19:17] & h4 i also dont like the mandalorian

[20:19:27] & h4 last of us was ok so far

[20:19:30] & h4 but i have never played the games

[20:19:40] & h4 so i cant really say if they fucked it up compared to the story of the games

[20:19:47] & h4 haha

[20:19:48] & h4 meh?

[20:19:54] & h4 the new trilogy was utter garbage

[20:20:02] & h4 it was painful to watch

[20:20:12] & h4 i would like a female lead role

[20:20:15] & h4 but that was just shit

[20:20:31] & h4 we weren't

[20:20:36] & h4 you were lol

[20:20:46] & h4 we did move on

[20:20:51] & h4 c0ded just didn't

[20:21:00] & h4 he is stuck in his old ways

[20:21:12] & h4 c0ded: have you seen all that bullshit?

[20:21:25] & h4 also apart from mindhunter i haven't mentioned anything i like

[20:21:29] & h4 only what i dislike :D

[20:21:43] & h4 no

[20:21:46] & h4 i liked lie to me

[20:21:51] & h4 but it was a bit too much like csi garbage

[20:22:12] & h4 haha

[20:22:15] & h4 forgive my english

[20:22:19] & h4 you fucking cunt

[20:22:44] & h4 a sub

[20:22:46] & h4 got it

[20:23:17] & h4 his dom hasn't told im

[20:23:20] & h4 *him

[20:23:34] & h4 what's the east coast/uk way?

[20:23:56] & h4 austrian?

[20:24:14] & h4 that is eastcoast?

[20:24:19] & h4 uk, fine

[20:26:35] & h4 dgw: that's a rarity

[20:26:36] & h4 quote it

[20:26:43] & h4 eew

[20:26:49] & h4 what do you even do with tons of shit?

[20:27:18] & h4 double lol too

[20:27:22] & h4 he must be embarassed

[20:27:44] & h4 nein

[20:28:15] & h4 auch nein

[20:28:30] & h4 blushes

[20:28:53] & h4 i get embarassed when ComputerTech wants to add a quote

[20:29:02] & h4 and asks me if the quote in question is ok to add

[20:29:07] & h4 and then removes it when i tell him it sucks

[20:29:20] & h4 just to add it again after telling him to decide for himself

[20:29:36] & h4 he really is :D

[20:29:43] & h4 i mention he calls himself hacker

[20:29:47] & h4 and he immediately wants to remove it

[20:29:59] & h4 haha

[20:30:03] & h4 burn

[20:30:37] & h4 did you ask him ComputerTech?

[20:30:42] & h4 he sounds like he is answering you lol

[20:31:46] & h4 Sir

[20:31:49] & h4 he is knighted

[20:32:00] & h4 you will address him accordingly

[20:32:01] & h4 oh

[20:32:02] & h4 well

[20:32:29] & h4 he talks to the cat he poisoned

[20:32:39] & h4 it should be smelling by now

[20:33:19] & h4 irishh: s/Hi/Heil/

[20:35:33] & h4 lol dgw

[20:36:05] & h4 irishh: that sounds nice

[20:37:25] & h4 i didn't know that one

[20:37:28] & h4 screw tors

[20:37:29] & h4 i know i did

[20:37:59] & h4 dgw: ComputerTech had that girly phase

[20:38:01] & h4 where he used colors

[20:38:38] & h4 he wanted this to be discord

[20:42:42] & h4 ja

[20:45:12] & h4 who?

[20:45:30] & h4 ftfy

[20:45:41] & h4 i read between the lines

[20:46:18] & h4 he doesn't even return

[20:46:20] & h4 glad i mentioned you

[20:46:24] & h4 he will blame you now

[20:46:40] & h4 haha

[20:46:42] & h4 i wasn'T

[20:46:45] & h4 i read the room

[20:46:49] & h4 and it was clear you wanted him removed

[20:46:51] & h4 so i removed him

[20:47:06] & h4 kisser: oh you think this is a game!?

[20:47:18] & h4 ComputerTech does not play around

[20:47:21] & h4 spam => kick

[20:47:23] & h4 simple as that

[20:47:32] & h4 nice

[20:47:34] & h4 got a free spam

[20:47:46] & h4 you insecure

[20:47:46] & h4 ?

[20:47:50] & h4 what you need foxy for right now?

[20:47:55] & h4 so anyways kisser

[20:47:58] & h4 this isn't a game

[20:48:02] & h4 ComputerTech is being dead serious

[20:48:07] & h4 she isnt?

[20:48:08] & h4 huh

[20:48:16] & h4 interesting

[20:48:19] & h4 did you piss her off again?

[20:48:28] & h4 you are quite talented that way

[20:48:38] & h4 you showed her your code

[20:48:40] & h4 and she ran

[20:48:42] & h4 understandably

[20:48:45] & h4 see

[20:48:48] & h4 it was your website

[20:48:49] & h4 :D

[20:48:51] & h4 i knew it!

[20:49:00] & h4 dgw seemed really upset too

[20:49:15] & h4 haven't seen him cry that much

[20:49:22] & h4 he was really upset with the whole situation

[20:49:27] & h4 he also said something about therapy

[20:49:41] & h4 c0ded also behaved mighty weird after your code

[20:49:47] & h4 he actually LIKED something

[20:50:02] & h4 i cry inside

[20:50:10] & h4 will probably cry myself to sleep soon

[20:50:44] & h4 and you?

[20:50:49] & h4 drank yourself to happiness?

[20:51:27] & h4 time to get drunk then

[20:51:30] & h4 have at it

[20:51:32] & h4 you earned it

[20:51:37] & h4 alcohol is good for your body

[20:51:44] & h4 jfc

[20:51:49] & h4 like an irish needs an occasion to drink

[20:52:00] & h4 what's the occasion? Oh it's another day

[20:52:17] & h4 ireland has one occasion

[20:52:19] & h4 daylight

[20:52:24] & h4 if there was any daylight

[20:52:28] & h4 it is a day to get crunk

[20:53:46] & h4 nvidia

[20:54:02] & h4 ComputerTech: you found a bug in 60 lines of code?

[20:55:12] & h4 wow great commit messages

[20:55:20] & h4 it is immediately obvious what has changed in the code

[20:55:26] & h4 Delete <insert filename here>

[20:55:31] & h4 Updated <insert filename here>

[20:55:39] & h4 I use the browser to push my code

[20:56:01] & h4 is he another kuro?

[20:57:11] & h4 later homos

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