IRC Driven

[17:04:59] & h4 that might upset some southern germans

[17:05:29] & h4 speaking of weird people drinking too much

[17:05:31] & h4 how is ComputerTech?

[17:30:47] & h4 the alcoholic is back

[17:30:55] & h4 sure it is a flu?

[17:31:05] & h4 hey magisch

[17:31:12] & h4 weak

[17:31:43] & h4 FOUR TIMES??

[17:31:48] & h4 how?

[17:31:54] & h4 thought you were surrounded by sheep

[17:31:57] & h4 and other drunkards

[17:32:08] & h4 impressive

[17:32:19] & h4 i had it once lol

[17:33:22] & h4 this one is on you ComputerTech

[17:33:30] & h4 you just had to wear the shoe

[17:34:36] & h4 edgy

[17:38:58] & h4 wow

[17:39:30] & h4 like you aren't hungover

[17:39:35] & h4 hey ji

[17:40:44] & h4 lol what?

[17:40:49] & h4 this is a sane chan?

[17:43:03] & h4 buut they finally got rid of the lolas

[17:43:12] & h4 so that is something

[17:43:21] & h4 there are more!?

[17:43:36] & h4 they may remain there then

[17:46:15] & h4 buuh

[17:46:27] & h4 ban ComputerTech!computerte@ComputerTech.Network

[17:46:56] & h4 we shall see

[17:49:57] & h4 was nice knowing you

[17:50:06] & h4 i mean you were always a little bitchy

[17:50:12] & h4 but you shouldn't have to die from covid because of it

[17:50:28] & h4 well you had it four times

[17:50:35] & h4 only a matter of time

[17:51:19] & h4 lol idiot

[17:51:26] & h4 why brag about it?

[17:52:18] & h4 you just told me

[17:52:24] & h4 your dad and your brother had it roughly the same

[17:52:32] & h4 then you proceed with "everyone's different"

[17:52:50] & h4 i am only repeating your words

[17:53:11] & h4 oh watch out

[17:53:14] & h4 ComputerTech is on the case

[17:53:17] & h4 he heard "coding"

[17:53:48] & h4 Audi: why not program the global update button yourself?

[17:53:54] & h4 might make for a fun evening

[17:54:48] & h4 so you just take code you found online

[17:54:51] & h4 and use it

[17:55:05] & h4 i mean you can

[17:55:22] & h4 but you should really just download the statically compiled binary

[17:55:45] & h4 that way you can always claim you couldn't know what was inside

[17:55:57] & h4 from a random github repo

[17:57:06] & h4 ja bitte?

[17:57:40] & h4 well you are in a channel packed with experts in programming, hacking, coding, writing code, repeating themselves, pushing garbage

[17:58:07] & h4 you can always ask one of the countless experts in here

[17:58:11] & h4 or just skip the lowlifes

[17:58:13] & h4 and ask ComputerTech himself

[17:58:25] & h4 i do

[17:58:42] & h4 haha

[17:58:48] & h4 we don't have oil

[17:58:55] & h4 we got europe by the balls because we lack natural resources

[17:59:09] & h4 even that ugly kuro thing

[17:59:24] & h4 i hate his fucking face

[17:59:30] & h4 but the result isnt shabby

[17:59:39] & h4 nah MAGIC is a rookie

[17:59:41] & h4 also sysadmin

[17:59:50] & h4 he couldn't manage a hello world in python

[18:00:19] & h4 no doubt

[18:00:25] & h4 but you guys mostly can't code for shit

[18:00:39] & h4 :D

[18:01:10] & h4 herald: you act like this is something new to you

[18:01:19] & h4 when have i not been doing that? :P

[18:01:31] & h4 o

[18:01:35] & h4 i had no idea

[18:01:42] & h4 .quote add <~ComputerTech> i wasn't drunk when i left

[18:01:48] & h4 gotta remember the times he was sober

[18:02:01] & h4 yeah right

[18:02:04] & h4 but that one time you used a crack

[18:02:09] & h4 and that other time you used crack

[18:02:25] & h4 that too

[18:02:29] & h4 also the stuff with the animals

[18:02:33] & h4 if that isnt illegal

[18:02:38] & h4 it is at least not common

[18:03:20] & h4 sounds like vodafone

[18:04:17] & h4 but is it the real customer support experience?

[18:04:26] & h4 shitty music way too loud sounding even shittier over the phone

[18:04:51] & h4 interrupted every minute by telling you that there currently isn't anybody free to serve you

[18:05:11] & h4 .yt this is steve with customer service

[18:07:00] & h4 .yt south park hello this is varashnu

[18:07:07] & h4 hey Frogorg

[18:07:25] & h4 ITS SEA-MAN!

[18:07:35] & h4 :D

[18:07:43] & h4 IT'S SEA-MAN AND SWALLOW!

[18:07:46] & h4 SWALLOW, COME!

[18:09:18] & h4 he loves you

[18:09:31] & h4 and reminds you that you fought together in 'Nam

[18:10:01] & h4 back when you were slaughtering evil communist civilians

[18:10:24] & h4 no

[18:10:32] & h4 if your 47 mins was correct

[18:10:41] & h4 then you were on hold for 54 mins

[18:13:01] & h4 oof

[18:15:05] & h4 you should combine

[18:23:14] & h4 oh nein

[18:23:30] & h4 hi deadly

[18:23:45] & h4 unban him you rude irishman!

[18:24:15] & h4 sorry deadly, i was counting on ComputerCunt to unban you directly

[18:24:19] & h4 out of respect, you know

[18:24:23] & h4 but he does not seem to respect you

[18:24:34] & h4 what a piece of garbage

[18:26:43] & h4 Audi: what?

[18:27:18] & h4 shut up ComputerTech >:(

[18:27:32] & h4 she is living here now

[18:27:39] & h4 i have to listen to a lot of garbage

[18:27:52] & h4 i already regret letting her move into my basement

[18:28:45] & h4 no u!

[18:29:29] & h4 ComputerTech: please remove deadly

[18:29:31] & h4 he posted a tiktok

[18:29:42] & h4 HE POSTED A TIKTOK YOU FUCK

[18:29:57] & h4 A FUCKING TIKTOK

[18:30:03] & h4 that does it

[18:30:39] & h4 hold on

[18:30:53] & h4 ji: wb

[18:31:12] & h4 yes

[18:31:15] & h4 it reads ji

[18:31:25] & h4 what's with the cunts?

[18:32:05] & h4 wow

[18:32:07] & h4 he called you a bitch

[18:32:10] & h4 right into your face

[18:32:27] & h4 do better deadly

[18:32:43] & h4 when is komputer gonna come back?

[18:33:24] & h4 $tell komputer you will die

[18:33:43] & h4 ⁵ Frogorg

[18:34:50] & h4 i fixed one of my bikes today

[18:34:54] & h4 and rode 20km on it

[18:35:01] & h4 !bang

[18:35:07] & h4 not worth it

[18:35:23] & h4 scheiß Kartoffel

[18:35:57] & h4 hey!

[18:36:22] & h4 what incident would that be?

[18:36:34] & h4 stop kissing his ass ComputerTech

[18:36:38] & h4 Frogorg: oh shit :/

[18:37:03] & h4 but you are exercising

[18:37:07] & h4 regardless of the episode

[18:37:11] & h4 you will lose weight

[18:37:37] & h4 lll

[18:37:40] & h4 o eow

[18:37:45] & h4 fucking alcohol

[18:38:09] & h4 spring is cancelled

[18:38:11] & h4 autumn is back

[18:38:37] & h4 buy a surfboard

[18:39:13] & h4 don't worry ji

[18:39:18] & h4 it will likely get worse the coming years

[18:40:07] & h4 was it just a huge middlefinger?

[19:15:10] & h4 well

[19:15:13] & h4 sucks to be your cousin

[19:16:30] & h4 you call your cousin fucker?

[19:17:15] & h4 well

[19:17:32] & h4 "he's a good kid, just young. Gonna try to find this fucker [...]"

[19:18:03] & h4 no problem

[19:18:07] & h4 i misread that on purpose

[19:18:18] & h4 usually works great on ComputerTech

[19:19:51] & h4 drunk again

[19:19:57] & h4 he starts talking rubbish again

[19:20:05] & h4 how many beers did it take ComputerTech?

[19:20:11] & h4 oh sorry, "Magners"

[19:21:36] & h4 got a feeling you will be meeting a lot of retarded people there

[19:21:43] & h4 perhaps you come across ComputerTech

[19:22:03] & h4 so is ct

[19:23:04] & h4 just spotted some trash over there

[19:23:06] & h4 cleaned that up for you

[19:23:52] & h4 he sure has a way of making friends

[19:24:02] & h4 i have never seen anybody talking bad about ComputerTech

[19:24:09] & h4 s/seen/heard/

[19:25:14] & h4 i call it selective reading

[19:30:02] & h4 !bang

[19:30:04] & h4 !bang

[19:30:55] & h4 THE

[19:31:14] & h4 kill him

[19:42:33] & h4 so you can post it all funny like?

[19:42:49] & h4 but then get a little bitchy when someone actually ignores what you say? :P

[19:48:19] & h4 i also know you are a little slow

[19:48:25] & h4 no need to show me again :D

[19:48:58] & h4 why?

[19:49:14] & h4 seomeone earlier said there are mostly bots in here

[19:49:31] & h4 also someone kicked ct-irssi

[19:49:41] & h4 :D

[19:50:00] & h4 i shan't kick it again

[19:50:08] & h4 pinky promise and stuff

[19:50:13] & h4 ok i'm gonna jerk off now

[19:50:14] & h4 later

[19:50:34] & h4 this will only be a matter of minutes

[19:50:43] & h4 efficient

[19:50:48] & h4 i don't have time to enjoy this

[19:51:17] & h4 might take longer

[19:52:07] & h4 that is not very weltoffen

[19:52:36] & h4 but shouldn't we have heard him out first?

[19:52:44] & h4 maybe christ is the way

[19:52:52] & h4 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

[19:53:03] & h4 i shall pray for his soul instead of jacking off

[19:53:10] & h4 don't want hair to grow between my fingers anyway

[19:53:32] & h4 foxy there is another one?

[19:53:35] & h4 jehovaistheway?

[19:53:54] & h4 foxy some can'T help it though

[19:54:03] & h4 two names immediately come to mind

[19:54:05] & h4 lola and lola

[19:54:25] & h4 @seen Puba

[19:54:32] & h4 so there was a puba

[19:54:35] & h4 @seen Piba

[19:54:53] & h4 Mikoolo: lola said Puba was moving

[19:54:59] & h4 must be moving to NY on foot

[19:55:10] & h4 neither has Audi

[19:55:34] & h4 he went for cigs

[19:55:34] & h4 not milk

[19:55:46] & h4 well well well

[19:55:51] & h4 always knew he was southern

[19:56:01] & h4 und Rinde

[19:56:02] & h4 yes

[19:57:01] & h4 they are still underway

[19:57:04] & h4 need to surface first

[19:57:13] & h4 if you look close enough

[19:57:19] & h4 you can see them approach slowly

[19:57:27] & h4 one of the updates has failed and has to be carried by the others

[19:57:34] & h4 @ustats

[19:57:50] & h4 probably

[19:57:58] & h4 well

[19:57:59] & h4 manboobs

[19:58:09] & h4 you know, obese guys

[19:58:12] & h4 have fat tits too

[19:58:19] & h4 quite

[19:58:24] & h4 .quote random

[19:58:32] & h4 ha

[19:58:34] & h4 .quote random

[19:58:51] & h4 lower than first floor

[19:59:07] & h4 is that cunk on britain?

[19:59:11] & h4 or cunk on history?

[19:59:32] & h4 wow

[19:59:33] & h4 you said that?

[19:59:42] & h4 ComputerTech: s/FAKE/BASED/

[19:59:52] & h4 you are kinda disgusting

[19:59:58] & h4 yes

[20:00:00] & h4 i believe so too

[20:00:06] & h4 but it has been over a year

[20:00:13] & h4 .quote random

[20:00:38] & h4 rip Kowal :(

[20:00:52] & h4 aaaw

[20:01:02] & h4 quick, someone love Audi

[20:01:05] & h4 he is jeally

[20:01:06] & h4 *jelly

[20:01:30] & h4 glad that one is gone

[20:01:54] & h4 true

[20:02:02] & h4 .quote random

[20:02:20] & h4 that isn't too far fetched

[20:02:24] & h4 no

[20:02:27] & h4 .quote random

[20:02:28] & h4 we are edgelords

[20:03:00] & h4 man you were simping ct

[20:03:05] & h4 kick him

[20:03:31] & h4 you added that one with the pegging?

[20:03:37] & h4 wow someone really wants to feel the 13 inches

[20:03:47] & h4 Mikoolo: he hasn't?

[20:04:07] & h4 gay

[20:04:31] & h4 nice

[20:04:32] & h4 did he fuck you?

[20:04:52] & h4 oh nein

[20:04:57] & h4 we got sushi

[20:04:59] & h4 how did that happen?

[20:05:05] & h4 who overused the random quotes?

[20:05:18] & h4 ach du scheiße

[20:05:20] & h4 sushi-chan RUN! :O

[20:05:23] & h4 ComputerTech is horny

[20:05:59] & h4 RUN SUSHI

[20:06:41] & h4 that coming from you

[20:07:12] & h4 lol

[20:07:29] & h4 toni mein dude

[20:07:36] & h4 wie war Baustelle?

[20:08:03] & h4 lol

[20:08:16] & h4 .quote random

[20:08:32] & h4 yeah right

[20:08:34] & h4 fake

[20:08:44] & h4 so when is tors coming back?

[20:08:51] & h4 he gets kicked out of every channel

[20:08:54] & h4 it is hard to talk to him :D

[20:09:16] & h4 stop repeating ComputerTech

[20:09:32] & h4 foxy just always attracts the weird ones

[20:09:40] & h4 oh that one

[20:09:48] & h4 i remember socrativDev

[20:10:00] & h4 sushi-chan: gold diggers

[20:10:16] & h4 ComputerTech: s/ducks/dicks/

[20:10:24] & h4 lol

[20:10:31] & h4 kuro is special

[20:10:40] & h4 question

[20:10:42] & h4 have you eaten it?

[20:10:54] & h4 ComputerTech: not really

[20:11:09] & h4 it was 36 weeks ago

[20:11:23] & h4 nope

[20:11:25] & h4 wouldnt have @

[20:11:34] & h4 foxy i never faked sushi quotes :O

[20:11:37] & h4 i only fake ComputerTech

[20:12:00] & h4 hot

[20:12:26] & h4 oh nice

[20:12:30] & h4 one of my favourites

[20:12:42] & h4 sushi-chan: we are getting old

[20:12:48] & h4 gotta reminisce about the old days

[20:13:03] & h4 nothing exciting happening any more

[20:13:11] & h4 it also took three tries to write "exciting" right

[20:13:14] & h4 close to the grave

[20:13:24] & h4 hands off!

[20:13:31] & h4 lol

[20:13:38] & h4 sushi-chan: i prefer a cable

[20:13:56] & h4 .quote random

[20:14:03] & h4 see

[20:14:09] & h4 i never fake sushi quotes

[20:14:32] & h4 ComputerTech: age

[20:14:35] & h4 eyes arent so good

[20:14:47] & h4 .quote random

[20:15:02] & h4 pretty meh

[20:15:02] & h4 !bang

[20:15:06] & h4 !reload

[20:15:13] & h4 you were probably drunk

[20:15:16] & h4 .quote random

[20:15:31] & h4 doesnt look fake

[20:16:02] & h4 !bang

[20:16:11] & h4 shitty doc

[20:16:43] & h4 .quote random

[20:16:48] & h4 lol

[20:17:07] & h4 ha

[20:17:10] & h4 he acts like it too

[20:25:25] & h4 you do?

[20:27:38] & h4 fix what?

[20:27:43] & h4 oh

[20:27:45] & h4 exercise

[20:27:50] & h4 the only way

[20:28:03] & h4 i had pain in my back and my shoulders for a long time

[20:28:06] & h4 started working out a lot

[20:28:08] & h4 no more pain

[20:28:14] & h4 just gotta keep at it

[20:28:43] & h4 it is just a sign of too little exercise

[20:28:50] & h4 the human body needs a lot of activity

[20:28:55] & h4 it's in your genes

[20:29:33] & h4 Audi: tell ComputerTech how that works

[20:29:36] & h4 he is drinking daily

[20:30:07] & h4 sushii_: your peers reject you

[20:30:30] & h4 don't give him a reason to drink another five years

[20:30:57] & h4 [21:20:41] <@Robby> i finally kicked TorS out cause i was tired of his useless babbling... 2 months, and everyday it was always the same stupid shit...

[20:30:57] & h4 [21:21:07] <@Robby> don't think the dude knows how to have a conversation

[20:30:59] & h4 lol

[20:31:33] & h4 sushii_: eat a lot of vegetables, work out regularly

[20:32:22] & h4 Audi: i eat a lot of bell pepper (or paprika for non americunts) and mushrooms

[20:32:30] & h4 you can eat paprika raw

[20:32:32] & h4 tastes awesome

[20:32:48] & h4 can i add onions to this?

[20:32:52] & h4 they are kinda in everything anyways

[20:33:06] & h4 oh and broccoli

[20:33:14] & h4 also rosenkohl

[20:33:18] & h4 they all taste amazing

[20:33:26] & h4 i got carrots

[20:33:32] & h4 think i'm gonna eat one :D

[20:34:35] & h4 sushii_: coffee isnt really that great for your stomach

[20:36:06] & h4 Audi: why would you ingest 20 ibuprofen? :D

[20:36:23] & h4 i don't really like to take meds i don't require

[20:36:28] & h4 takes a lot for me to take painkillers

[20:36:33] & h4 gn8 sushii_ o/

[20:36:37] & h4 say hi to sushi-chan

[20:38:45] & h4 battery?

[20:38:51] & h4 you dont have a desktop computer

[20:38:52] & h4 ?

[20:42:27] & h4 typical CT cunt move

[21:05:00] & h4 foxy there?

[21:12:35] & h4 damn

[21:13:41] & h4 n8 Mikoolo

[21:13:45] & h4 sweet dreams

[21:14:12] & h4 not that groß

[21:14:22] & h4 see

[21:14:24] & h4 not groß at all :D

[21:16:28] & h4 just in general or in the sack?

[21:17:30] & h4 still a bit chubby

[21:18:14] & h4 that is unfair

[21:18:21] & h4 tors can't fight back

[21:18:24] & h4 unless you let him back in

[21:24:32] & h4 sure

[21:24:42] & h4 alcohol, the stuff that heals you

[21:24:49] & h4 both physically and mentally

[21:25:57] & h4 plus if you are drunk off your ass

[21:26:02] & h4 you pretty much forget that you feel like shit

[21:26:53] & h4 but is it bad for you as well?

[21:31:01] & h4 then i suggest you stop doing it

[21:32:00] & h4 i am just full of helpful ideas

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