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-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.071s, which makes you a total of 281 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Suntop
ComputerChick
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Suntop
check your msg :oP
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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ComputerTech
cackles at wildting2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
*BANG* xO' DoctorGoatLips just get shot by accident by wildting2. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns wildting2's gun to them.
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wildting2
ChatGPT can't make me a sammich
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ComputerTech
makes wildting2 a sandwich
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wildting2
so what's the local sandwich of choice where u r?
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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wildting2
i'm sure there must be more stuff in it...
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 2mn35.983s, which makes you a total of 19 ducks (including 3 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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DuckHunt
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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wildting2
1000 year old eggs with sweet onion teriyaki sauce with a balsamic wine reduction
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wildting2
lol, it's more like 1000 hrs old
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wildting2
the chinese ferment it for like months
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wildting2
then eat it in breakfast rice porridge
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wildting2
it comes out salty like any preserve would
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wildting2
but the rice porridge is otherwise bland
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 2 out of 213 with a score of 41342.
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #pirates is 1 out of 213 with a score of 42426.
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wildting2
we only 1000 lines behind
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ChanStat
(TopChannels): 1. #pirates | 2. #computertech | 3. #chatters | 4. #tinychan | 5. #/vt/ | 6. #World-Chat | 7. #homescreen | 8. #political_reality | 9. #mp3_depot | 10. #mp3albums
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aloo_shu
there doesn't seem to be any website dedicated exclusively to hating on porridge
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aloo_shu
see? it's all like that
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aloo_shu
7 tips for making better porridge
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aloo_shu
why does it stick to the pan
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G-h0st
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aloo_shu
but proper hating? sUpReSsEd By MsM!!!
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GK-KMFDM
got a few beers in me
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GK-KMFDM
think i got a cnew gaming rig coming
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GK-KMFDM
saw my store advertising a gaming rig for 700
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LimitServ
set mode +l 218
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GK-KMFDM
and i get better deals
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GK-KMFDM
i think i can sell my old rig for 800
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GK-KMFDM
Asus Geforce 1070 GTX Video card
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GK-KMFDM
Thermal Take Smart 1200Watt Power Supply
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GK-KMFDM
Nzxt S340 Mid Tower Case
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GK-KMFDM
Corsair Cpu Liquid Cooler
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Serion
here we go again
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GK-KMFDM
its a good deal for me and you know it
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Serion
Imma shut up my opinion has already been voiced
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ComputerTech
pets Serion
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GK-KMFDM
serion... opinions are oike assholes
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aloo_shu
free diabolo 4 beta happening in a few hrs
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GK-KMFDM
hes starting trouble in your chan
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GK-KMFDM
kicked Serion (AMD AMD AMD) (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—)
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GK-KMFDM
omfg he doesnt have auto join
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GK-KMFDM
i dont think based means the same thing to you as it does to me
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GK-KMFDM
based is a crack head in my world
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Internets
:: [1/10] based :: A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political... ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] based :: 1) true/[factual]. Used in political slang and used [ironically] in memes. / 2) someone/something that is cool and/or speaks [the truth] ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] based :: the [opposite] of [cringe] ::
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GK-KMFDM
i dont care wht that says
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GK-KMFDM
based means crackhead
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Internets
:: [3/10] based :: 1) true/[factual]. Used in political slang and used [ironically] in memes. / 2) someone/something that is cool and/or speaks [the truth] ::
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:: Example Politically / 1) [leftist]: capitalism is bad / [Leftist] 2: based / 2) conservative: [Ben Shapiro] is based. / 3) leftist: socialism is based. / / Ironically / / Person 1: I’m gonna say the n word / Person 2: based ::
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ComputerTech
GK-KMFDM, Canada sucks so based means cool
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ComputerTech
slaps GK-Deacon
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ComputerTech
runs
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GK-KMFDM
if your gonna shit talk me
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GK-KMFDM
at least get the right nick
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GK-KMFDM
ya fucking red headed step child
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Internets
:: [2/10] 3<3 :: 3<3 is a [widget] for a butt shooting out [a cloud] of fart. You can even make [the fart] emphasis more powerful by typing in more <'s like 3<<<<<<<<3 or 3<3<3<3<3<3<3 It can often be mistaken for a h... ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] >:}3 :: A [lion] with a mustache. It's very common for lions to wear [mustaches] these days, to hide their true [identities]. You'd better watch out though. It's still a lion. ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] 3-3 :: it means anal sex. the first 3 is [the woman's] [ass, the] - is the penis, and the last three is [the dude's] but ::
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\g
WHY HOW DO YOU DO, KIND SIR WITH A MUSTACHE? OH SHI- * lion unveils disguise * lion eats Internets * lion is evolving! * lion evolved into Pedobear! [17253]
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\g
15 years ago
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Internets
:: [3/10] IBS :: [Irritable Bowel Syndrome]. It's when your [sphincter] releases liquid hot [magma] loaf-demons unreservedly and without reason. ::
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Internets
:: Example [Cordova]: Hey Jim, what's the deal? Why is there brown fluid spilling down your legs? / Jim: It's IBS. And it burns. / Cordova: Haha, it must suck to feel like a moron. / Jim: stfu bbq! / Cordova: Roflmao [knewb], [I'm not the one] with IBS! ::
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ComputerTech
[00:36] (@GK-KMFDM) at least get the right nick
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GK-KMFDM
[8:36:37 pm] <~ComputerTech> GK-KMFDM, Canada sucks so based means cool
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GK-KMFDM
[8:36:40 pm] * ~ComputerTech slaps GK-Deacon
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GK-KMFDM
YOU GOT THE WRONG NICK
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GK-KMFDM
but im on this one now
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GK-KMFDM
dont fucking make excuses
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ComputerTech
./kill GK-KMFDM stop making me look idiotic
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GK-KMFDM
wildting2 as a co canadian conspirater
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GK-KMFDM
ill be h appy to help you take down ComputerTech
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Rizon
set mode +o Serion
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Rizon
set mode +h Zack
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Rizon
[Zack] When Benjamin Sisko became captain of the Enterprise he got lost in the Delta Quadrant, any Star Wars fan knows that.
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LimitServ
set mode +l 220
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GK-KMFDM
i used to sell weed recently to fund raise my service dog
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GK-KMFDM
i was sending out free samples
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GK-KMFDM
but i stopped other day
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GK-KMFDM
ill be happy to send you a few grams in the spirit of our country
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GK-KMFDM
but ive stopped selling
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Serion
[00:48:37] <GK-KMFDM> im in london
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ComputerTech
claps
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GK-KMFDM
Serion in north america there is a shitload of towns and citys named after euro citys
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GK-KMFDM
yes a london in canada
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GK-KMFDM
there is easily 100's of euro named citys in north america
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ComputerTech
fucking useless countries can't come up with their own names
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GK-KMFDM
you can drive to 16 euro citys
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ComputerTech
[00:52] (@GK-KMFDM) in ontario [00:52] (@GK-KMFDM) in 3 hours
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ComputerTech
runs
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wildting2
lol yeah, no weed for me thx
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wildting2
i work in the courthouse so might be an issue lolol
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GK-KMFDM
they dont let you smoke personally?
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ComputerTech
watches wildting2 sniff white stuff
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wildting2
also, did u know we have middlesex, essex and my personal fav: swastika, ontario?
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GK-KMFDM
dont forget dildo ont
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wildting2
isn't that a newfie town?
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wildting2
well hey, u know when i work small claims court
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wildting2
i gotta say "Long Live the King" at the end of the day
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wildting2
the day after Queen Lizzie croaked
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wildting2
we literally switched to that
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wildting2
but that's just in superior court
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wildting2
yes, for that level of court
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wildting2
we have 2 levels: ontario court of justice and superior court of justice
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ComputerTech
how many times you beat up bad hackers? :D
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ComputerTech
giggles
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wildting2
above superior is appeals court of ontario, then u get your ass hauled off to ottawa for supreme
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wildting2
i hear in the jails it's a thing
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wildting2
nah, more like they go MISSING
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wildting2
at least this lawyer chick in toronto recently did
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crovax
ct tell your mom im playin our song
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Internets
:: YouTube Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass :: (04:19) :: Views 6,369,883 :: Rating [+] 91,460 likes [+] 91,460 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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wildting2
follow that mystikal track with:
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crovax
got shaggy queued up next
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crovax
i'll add sisqo to the queue
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\g
.yt rap god
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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fobby
ComputerTech: how old are u?
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ComputerTech
changed topic to: moo
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kisser
older then you
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kisser
who is your daddy?
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DuckHunt
The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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crovax
i am [21:19:51] <+kisser> who is your daddy?
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Serion
and wot does he do
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kisser
he cry's and ask for his milk
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Serion
mum spams that song around the house
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crovax
never even heard of that
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Serion
somthing somthing oiver come addiction its all god
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Serion
i interpreted it different
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Serion
but mums like
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Serion
its all about godd
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Serion
fu ill interpret the arts how I want
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Rizon
set mode +o million
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LimitServ
set mode +l 218
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Trivia
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 3
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Trivia
1. Sport and Leisure : In which sport did Ray Reardon make a name for himself?
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Trivia
Hint: S******
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Trivia
Hint: Sno****
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Trivia
Winner: ComputerTech; Answer: Snooker; Time: 27.164s; Streak: 1; Points: 2; Total: 9
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Trivia
2. Category: Trivia : Which science studies animal behaviour in natural habitats?
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Trivia
Hint: et******
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Trivia
Winner: ComputerTech; Answer: ethology; Time: 10.575s; Streak: 2; Points: 6; Total: 15
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Trivia
3. Useless Trivia: ---------- goes first in Tic Tac Toe.?
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: x; Time: 2.683s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 998
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Trivia
Round of trivia complete. '.trivia [number]' to start playing again.
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Trivia
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 4
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Trivia
1. Category: Trivia : What is the 30th longest river in the world ?
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Trivia
Hint: th* ******
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Trivia
Hint: the t*****
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Serion
Just bought a load of computer equipment
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Serion
LOL)OLOLOLOL
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Serion
bwauhauhuahah
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Serion
omg the feeling when click buy now
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Trivia
Hint: the t***es
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Serion
WBNUAUWhHAHA
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Trivia
Time's up! The answer was: the thames
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Trivia
2. Pot Luck : What is the most slippery substance known to man?
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Trivia
Hint: t*****
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Serion
Insurance salesman
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Trivia
Hint: tuf***
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Serion
'lol soz it just slipped out'
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Trivia
Hint: tuf**l
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Trivia
Time's up! The answer was: tufoil
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Trivia
3. TV/ Movies: Who is the lone ranger's side kick?
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: tonto; Time: 3.033s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 1003
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Trivia
4. UnScramble this Word: h n s n o c a?
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Trivia
Hint: c******
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Trivia
Hint: cha****
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Trivia
Winner: Serion; Answer: chanson; Time: 25.644s; Streak: 1; Points: 2; Total: 2
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Trivia
Round of trivia complete. '.trivia [number]' to start playing again.
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UNOBot
IRC-UNO started by wildting2 - Type ".ujoin" to join!