IRC Driven

[18:50:06] & h4 hey cunts

[18:50:12] & h4 and everybody but ComputerTech

[18:50:20] & h4 no

[18:50:22] & h4 i meant you are the cunt

[18:50:24] & h4 the others arent :P

[18:50:31] & h4 still greeting you

[18:50:50] & h4 </3

[18:50:58] & h4 i just had to walk 5km

[18:51:03] & h4 because i had a flat

[18:51:45] & h4 ComputerTech the amount of work that would require

[18:51:50] & h4 i'd rather walk 30km

[18:52:03] & h4 for 5km?

[18:52:05] & h4 come on

[18:52:16] & h4 took me 30 minutes

[18:52:26] & h4 just wanted to bitch about having to do it at all

[18:52:43] & h4 but only if it runs windows

[18:53:06] & h4 "Let's go for a drive" - "Installing update 1 out of 12032942"

[18:53:17] & h4 what are the updates for?

[18:53:21] & h4 great new features you never asked for

[18:53:25] & h4 ones we have never tested properly

[18:53:37] & h4 and they might make your printer lose functionality

[18:53:39] & h4 buuut

[18:53:40] & h4 TIMELINE

[18:53:57] & h4 hey Frogorg

[18:58:09] & h4 what?

[19:01:08] & h4 so let him join

[19:01:11] & h4 what's the issue?

[19:01:15] & h4 you mad because he got a huge cock?

[19:10:33] & h4 fuck living past 50

[19:10:35] & h4 yeah!

[19:10:59] & h4 ComputerTech: ComputerTech

[19:12:16] & h4 any time

[19:12:22] & h4 you got black friends?

[19:12:41] & h4 i tried to eat more watermelon to find some friends

[19:12:53] & h4 but i kept getting mugged

[19:14:42] & h4 fuck dramo

[19:14:46] & h4 he is to be blamed

[19:15:04] & h4 dramo: you are responsible for ComputerTech going back to drinking

[19:15:10] & h4 telling me he felt like shit until he drank some whisky

[19:15:17] & h4 and not seeing the problem with that

[19:15:52] & h4 dude doesn't have a ton of braincells to begin with

[19:16:11] & h4 i mean ComputerTech isn't exactly known to be smart

[19:16:22] & h4 also the guy is homeschooled, i think

[19:16:50] & h4 he is irish

[19:16:56] & h4 what do you think they teach him in homeschooling?

[19:17:22] & h4 mom the theoretical physicist?

[19:17:31] & h4 mom the mathematician?

[19:17:47] & h4 you are really homeschooled?

[19:18:02] & h4 !bang

[19:18:04] & h4 !bang

[19:18:06] & h4 !reload

[19:18:06] & h4 !bang

[19:18:39] & h4 education lol

[19:19:23] & h4 she can teach me a thing o two

[19:19:25] & h4 *or

[19:20:45] & h4 and then he gets bullied in real school

[19:21:15] & h4 then he leaves school

[19:21:18] & h4 to get bullied in his own channel

[19:21:35] & h4 yeah

[19:21:37] & h4 bullied by god

[19:21:57] & h4 is it?

[19:21:58] & h4 yes

[19:21:59] & h4 o/

[19:22:07] & h4 sushi

[19:22:14] & h4 ComputerTech managed to go two days without alcohol

[19:22:17] & h4 then he rebounded with whisky

[19:22:21] & h4 such a fucking loser

[19:22:34] & h4 with 6 whiskeys

[19:22:35] & h4 my bad

[19:22:59] & h4 sushi-chan: but you don't wake up in your own piss

[19:23:09] & h4 not remembering the previous day

[19:23:15] & h4 also your digestive system still works

[19:23:21] & h4 you don't have diarrhea all the time

[19:23:27] & h4 you don't have to shit every now and then

[19:23:31] & h4 because alcohol fucked it all up

[19:23:35] & h4 you can actually sleep at night

[19:23:40] & h4 and wake up energized

[19:23:47] & h4 not like ComputerTech, who is groggy all the time

[19:23:57] & h4 remember those "brb, coding"

[19:24:03] & h4 probably sleeping somewhere in the corner

[19:24:30] & h4 ComputerTech: because you got your poison now

[19:24:46] & h4 ComputerTech: have you been?

[19:24:52] & h4 what happened to you?

[19:25:02] & h4 you got raped by covid?

[19:25:03] & h4 !bang

[19:25:14] & h4 you don't know?

[19:25:19] & h4 that is common

[19:25:25] & h4 for your sanity

[19:25:27] & h4 you forget the abuse

[19:25:43] & h4 sushi-chan: serviteur?

[19:25:49] & h4 his daddy punched his ugly nogging

[19:25:54] & h4 thus he is allowed to punch kids too

[19:25:56] & h4 or so he says

[19:26:24] & h4 so do i

[19:28:19] & h4 yes

[19:28:22] & h4 elon?

[19:28:23] & h4 oh

[19:28:24] & h4 nvm

[19:28:58] & h4 the belgian minister of health?

[19:29:00] & h4 or former

[19:29:02] & h4 that was a fat cunt

[19:29:23] & h4 she may die sooner than others

[19:29:37] & h4 i read russia is running out of corpses

[19:29:54] & h4 their medicine students work on corpses as well in order to learn

[19:29:58] & h4 but they formerly imported corpses

[19:30:02] & h4 mainly from the us lol

[19:30:23] & h4 doremi?

[19:30:29] & h4 kick doremi then

[19:30:36] & h4 kick miggy too

[19:30:48] & h4 that one too

[19:31:20] & h4 only in movies sushi

[19:31:24] & h4 or if they decompose

[19:31:35] & h4 watch out ComputerTech

[19:31:36] & h4 dick incoming

[19:31:50] & h4 don't worry, just miggys dick

[19:31:52] & h4 your fault for peeting him

[19:32:10] & h4 sushi-chan: likely

[19:32:15] & h4 what else could doremi be?

[19:32:35] & h4 kick his ass sushi

[19:32:38] & h4 if someone pisses you off

[19:32:42] & h4 take care of them

[19:33:06] & h4 that would piss me off

[19:36:05] & h4 your parents?

[19:36:10] & h4 homeschooled too?

[19:36:13] & h4 oh

[19:36:25] & h4 right?

[19:36:55] & h4 middle

[19:38:38] & h4 sushi-chan: fuck your neighbors

[19:38:45] & h4 they sound like a bunch of cunts

[19:39:07] & h4 figured that out

[19:39:12] & h4 one of them is a fat fuck

[19:39:17] & h4 and walks on his heels

[19:39:25] & h4 even his friends call him "Fettsack"

[19:39:41] & h4 sushi-chan: maybe in an earthquake

[19:39:45] & h4 while you walk upstairs

[19:39:47] & h4 the house collapses

[19:39:54] & h4 and you automagically fall downstairs

[19:40:14] & h4 i try to

[19:40:25] & h4 someone said it's creativity

[19:40:31] & h4 foxy: something like fatty, fat fuck

[19:40:35] & h4 the like

[19:40:39] & h4 fat bag sounds fun lol

[19:40:56] & h4 i dont know

[19:40:58] & h4 if you pegged the dude

[19:41:02] & h4 you might call it fat bang

[19:41:16] & h4 don't gang bang them

[19:41:20] & h4 there is only three of them

[19:41:32] & h4 i would be obligated to join to increase the number of participants

[19:41:39] & h4 and promixity

[19:41:47] & h4 someone should really remove crooked teeths access

[19:43:10] & h4 Hurensöhne, überall

[19:43:17] & h4 your mom's acunt

[19:43:21] & h4 and your mom's a cunt

[19:43:29] & h4 and ComputerTech's seems nice

[19:44:02] & h4 bad deadly

[19:44:15] & h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[19:44:18] & h4 i mind

[19:44:18] & h4 :D

[19:44:31] & h4 wb sushi

[19:44:33] & h4 and fuck ComputerTech

[19:44:42] & h4 not literally

[19:44:52] & h4 ComputerTech did

[19:45:01] & h4 haha

[19:45:05] & h4 yeah act ComputerTech

[19:45:07] & h4 you fucktwat

[19:45:15] & h4 deadly needs to go down to halfop :D

[19:45:31] & h4 you will drink yourself to oblivion

[19:45:36] & h4 and rant at your wall

[19:45:44] & h4 or whatever drunkards do

[19:46:02] & h4 being kicked results in real work for me

[19:46:07] & h4 i have to move my hand towards this pointer thingy

[19:46:11] & h4 double click on the channel name

[19:46:13] & h4 it is really annoying

[19:46:30] & h4 hold on

[19:46:33] & h4 my mom has no op here

[19:46:35] & h4 what gives?

[19:46:42] & h4 wat indeed

[19:46:58] & h4 you even protect those abusers i used to clean up ComputerTech

[19:47:00] & h4 really bad job

[19:47:08] & h4 pegging

[19:47:13] & h4 like "holding down", or so he thinks

[19:47:24] & h4 he never wondered why his ass always hurts when she holds him down :D

[19:47:37] & h4 dramo: like wof, right?

[19:48:09] & h4 dramo: you hate wof, don't you?

[19:48:18] & h4 who is a pedo?

[19:48:22] & h4 what, sushi left?

[19:48:27] & h4 wow fuck you deadly

[19:48:42] & h4 dramo: you may insult me all you like

[19:48:44] & h4 but this is taking it too far

[19:48:56] & h4 i do not want to be associated with the florida guy

[19:49:20] & h4 dramo: you can easily tell by "should have/of"

[19:49:21] & h4 i use it right

[19:49:24] & h4 he says "should of"

[19:49:28] & h4 clearly he is the american :D

[19:49:43] & h4 wb sushi

[19:49:55] & h4 i am thirsty

[19:50:21] & h4 deadly is cool. But he really is a bitter cunt too

[19:51:00] & h4 wow

[19:51:09] & h4 konsequent

[19:51:17] & h4 and then he kicked users

[19:51:21] & h4 hey hey

[19:51:24] & h4 he is not allowed there lol

[19:51:43] & h4 wb herald

[19:51:49] & h4 and fuck herald for kicking herald

[19:51:57] & h4 herald should be demoted while herald should be protected

[19:52:16] & h4 man fuck bamse

[19:52:21] & h4 fucking bamse

[19:52:26] & h4 we should murder the teddy

[19:52:39] & h4 yeah him too

[19:53:23] & h4 so sushi-chan

[19:53:36] & h4 i didnt have coffee for SEVEN HOURS

[19:53:38] & h4 :(

[19:53:43] & h4 *haven't had

[19:53:47] & h4 using proper english here

[19:53:56] & h4 too late

[19:54:01] & h4 have to pee a lot from coffee

[19:54:07] & h4 and its already 21

[19:54:13] & h4 plus that shitty summer time is coming up

[19:54:17] & h4 so -1 hour tonight -.-

[19:54:29] & h4 Professional_Mikoolo: those exist?

[19:54:30] & h4 pathetic

[19:55:07] & h4 sushi-chan: sleeping is for the weak

[20:00:02] & h4 whoa wait

[20:00:12] & h4 why is that creep picking you up sushi-chan?

[20:00:15] & h4 and why is he rubbing your belly?

[20:00:21] & h4 wtf is wrong with him?

[20:04:12] & h4 wow ComputerTech

[20:04:14] & h4 fail

[20:04:46] & h4 to lose to those fucktwats

[20:06:52] & h4 Professional_Mikoolo: who?

[20:07:43] & h4 wtf mikoolo

[20:08:26] & h4 just jerk off Professional_Mikoolo

[20:08:42] & h4 ComputerTech: remember, you have to show mom the chat logs every day before going to sleep

[20:08:46] & h4 you don't want her to see

[20:09:29] & h4 sounds fair

[20:09:31] & h4 do it ComputerTech

[20:09:39] & h4 fuck mikoolo

[20:10:16] & h4 sushi-chan: then why does ct act like he has no daddy?

[20:13:12] & h4 it is?

[20:13:17] & h4 how could you even know?

[20:13:22] & h4 you only know life

[20:13:36] & h4 that's like saying Nazis are the best because you only ever met nazis

[20:13:58] & h4 later zof

[20:14:30] & h4 ComputerTech: what will your mom think?

[20:14:51] & h4 yeha like he wasnt a degenerate before

[20:16:08] & h4 sushi-chan: he might be into that

[20:16:09] & h4 careful

[20:16:26] & h4 "sexual crap"

[20:16:29] & h4 eeew, naked females!

[20:16:32] & h4 away with them!!

[20:16:41] & h4 don't touch my virginity!!

[20:16:56] & h4 get away with your "sexual crap"

[20:18:31] & h4 i'ma kick everybody

[20:19:25] & h4 he looked at me funny

[20:19:34] & h4 those are free passwords

[20:19:38] & h4 you can use them sushi-chan

[20:19:49] & h4 before someone else takes them

[20:20:10] & h4 dramo: you don't want that mess on your hands

[20:20:23] & h4 sushi-chan: sure it isn't 123456?

[20:20:27] & h4 or password

[20:20:35] & h4 dramo: good point

[20:21:51] & h4 nein

[20:21:55] & h4 i had some strawberries earlier

[20:21:57] & h4 they were decent

[20:22:02] & h4 mit Milch und Zucker digga!

[20:22:10] & h4 beste wo gibt!

[20:22:24] & h4 you think this is funny?

[20:22:37] & h4 those two words have nothing in common

[20:22:50] & h4 your low education thanks to homeschooling couldn't prepare you for this

[20:23:10] & h4 dramo: did you just insult germany?

[20:23:42] & h4 sushi-chan: i think it was a good punch

[20:23:50] & h4 but i really don't give a shit about these people

[20:24:11] & h4 i think chris rock should have hit back

[20:24:24] & h4 and another one take out his phone, record it in portrait mode

[20:24:25] & h4 and scream

[20:24:30] & h4 WORLDSTAR! WOOOORLDSTAAAR!

[20:24:34] & h4 while circling the fight

[20:25:02] & h4 again, could not really care less about these people or their drama

[20:25:24] & h4 figure they got enough money to get some help for their shit

[20:25:48] & h4 but really just fuck em

[20:26:06] & h4 there was this one show with all these disillusional movie people

[20:26:12] & h4 where ricky gervais hosted

[20:26:17] & h4 and he just fucking insulted them all night

[20:26:19] & h4 that was great

[20:26:37] & h4 i also liked his "fuck all of you, i want this to be over already"-attitude

[20:26:52] & h4 and tom hanks looking shocked all the time lol

[20:26:58] & h4 what a fucking cunt

[20:27:01] & h4 fuck you tom hanks

[20:27:08] & h4 and that apple fucker

[20:27:11] & h4 tim cook was it?

[20:29:00] & h4 right?

[20:29:07] & h4 tastes so cummy the apple sauce

[20:29:47] & h4 i don't care for it

[20:29:53] & h4 like to read up about serial murders though

[20:30:18] & h4 for?

[20:30:26] & h4 what has happened to it?

[20:30:27] & h4 has it died?

[20:30:46] & h4 how is the moon bad?

[20:42:02] & h4 @ustats

[20:42:18] & h4 @chanrank

[20:42:20] & h4 lame

[20:43:51] & h4 crovax: you can always remove duckhunt

[20:43:54] & h4 what is ComputerTech gonna do?

[20:44:32] & h4 like a bitch?

[20:45:48] & h4 .u bitch

[20:46:19] & h4 that is true

[20:47:50] & h4 Saphir s/cats/pussies/g

[20:47:57] & h4 wow fuck you komputer

[20:47:59] & h4 oh its gone

[20:48:04] & h4 who removed komputer??

[20:48:47] & h4 ComputerTech: bring back komputer

[20:48:50] & h4 wtf dude

[20:49:08] & h4 Kowal: you still around?

[20:51:16] & h4 Frogorg: so you have been to the gym?

[20:51:59] & h4 nice Frogorg

[20:52:36] & h4 think gains dude!

[20:53:58] & h4 take a power nap

[20:54:00] & h4 5 minutes!

[20:54:17] & h4 that is a super power nap

[20:54:27] & h4 and summer time

[20:54:35] & h4 or daylight savings time

[20:54:46] & h4 whatever the english cunts use to call it

[20:54:58] & h4 no, it made total sense in the 70s!!

[20:55:20] & h4 yes

[20:55:24] & h4 it just worked

[20:56:47] & h4 bread is bad

[20:57:24] & h4 makes you wonder why people are mostly overweight now

[20:58:01] & h4 and me

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