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Monday, March 27, 2023
[00:45:11] Mikoolo DUCKS FOR THE GOOSE GOD!
[00:45:15] Mikoolo FEATHERS FOR THE PILLOW THRONE!
[01:11:52] Mikoolo .w
[01:12:03] Mikoolo Hope it's colder when I wake up.
[11:06:43] Mikoolo ComputerTech I bought a bottle of Tamnavulin Sherry Cask Edition
[12:23:43] Mikoolo Smoke sheep?
[13:48:31] Mikoolo ComputerTech u jelly? I'm drinking atm.
[13:49:02] Mikoolo I linked it earlier.
[13:49:58] Mikoolo Does breakfast whisky count as drinking?
[13:50:11] Mikoolo What MRE, irishh?
[13:52:34] Mikoolo You should stop psychologically bullying your boyfriend Ahsoka. He won't leave you so don't be scared that he might. So no need to call him ugly again.
[13:53:46] Mikoolo She ain't coz they are already dating, Phoenix.
[13:53:48] Mikoolo phonekait *
[13:53:52] Mikoolo Fuck off Phoenix.
[13:54:15] Mikoolo See, they even watch cartoons together, phonekait.
[13:54:30] Mikoolo They are, phonekait.
[13:55:32] Mikoolo You know how triggered Ahsoka gets from people ignoring her, phonekait. She does a similar thing to ComputerTech. WHere she mentally abuses him by calling him ugly over and over again to crush his self esteem so he won't try to get it with other women.
[13:56:40] Mikoolo The english have, irishh. So you're saying you're english?
[13:57:05] Mikoolo Nah. They drink so they can feel emotions again.
[14:10:11] Mikoolo Kinder eggs are banned in the US.
[14:10:27] Mikoolo Due to US kids being bellow average in IQ developement.
[14:14:10] Mikoolo I wouldn't call what you linked as mre, irishh.
[14:14:38] Mikoolo It's survival food or emergency food. That doomsday preppers use.
[14:15:17] Mikoolo Here irishh https://youtu.be/pLPnIkfXvTY
[14:16:11] Mikoolo Irish I typically
[14:16:35] Mikoolo write faster than this.
[14:17:03] Mikoolo Get some self respect and don't irc on phone :(
[14:17:20] Mikoolo Or atleast don't split up the message.
[14:17:32] Mikoolo More annoying to
[14:17:41] Mikoolo wait for someone to write
[14:17:55] Mikoolo like this rather than
[14:18:11] Mikoolo completing their
[14:18:26] Mikoolo sentences properly.
[14:19:38] Mikoolo Do you sent 10 texts or one text?
[14:19:42] Mikoolo send*
[14:19:48] Mikoolo When texting.
[14:20:22] Mikoolo Hope you get beaten for it in the future.
[14:20:56] Mikoolo You know the idiom. Third times the charm.
[14:23:32] Mikoolo No.
[14:24:29] Mikoolo Only when I look in the mirror. There can only exist one Mikoolo at the time in this dimension.
[14:24:49] Mikoolo So when I perish a new Mikoolo is born.
[14:27:35] Mikoolo Stop mentally abusing your boyfriend, Ahsoka.
[14:30:10] Mikoolo Here irishh have a indonesian song https://youtu.be/DR43SQx8Ybc
[14:36:28] Mikoolo irishh here's proper british mre for you https://youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk
[14:38:10] Mikoolo I've linked it before.
[14:38:12] Mikoolo Many years ago.
[19:03:43] Mikoolo Probably hashtagbigtitshemales
[19:19:13] Mikoolo VIVE LE DEUTSCHLAND!
[19:22:07] Mikoolo A group of lost japanese wandering tourists ate her, h4.
[19:29:41] Mikoolo h4 lets expand the german railroad system and built 50000 schwera gustav that will patrol it.
[19:30:27] Mikoolo We'll buy it from them.
[19:30:35] Mikoolo Elon Musk will sponsor us.
[19:30:59] Mikoolo But imagine it.
[19:31:12] Mikoolo Having 50000 schwera gustav patroling the entire expanded german railroad system.
[19:31:47] Mikoolo Come to sweden alone, ComputerTech.
[19:32:14] Mikoolo Northern Sweden!
[19:32:27] Mikoolo In July!
[19:33:12] Mikoolo Ja.
[19:33:15] Mikoolo Das ist gut.
[19:33:33] Mikoolo ICH KANST NICHT SPRECHE SER GUT DEUTSCHE!
[19:33:55] Mikoolo Ein bier mit kartoffel und bratwurst, danke.
[19:34:16] Mikoolo Can I have senap on it?
[19:34:42] Mikoolo CAN I HAVE SENF ON MEIN BRATWURST?
[19:34:52] Mikoolo Danke!
[19:35:00] Mikoolo GÖRING!
[19:35:13] Mikoolo Didn't expect it, amirite?
[19:36:16] Mikoolo Thats Kafferep.
[19:36:49] Mikoolo Social get together like during weddings or funerals. Where coffee is consumed and 7 different kinds of cookies.
[19:37:45] Mikoolo MAGIC could it be that you use google.de instead for google.se?
[19:38:17] Mikoolo Mandelplätzchen are actually called Bond kakor in sweden.
[19:38:49] Mikoolo The Kafferep with nougat filling are Ballerina in sweden, and the other one is Singoalla, MAGIC.
[19:39:00] Mikoolo They are better quality of the same type of cookie.
[19:39:20] Mikoolo And the Haferkekse are called Havreflarn.
[19:39:47] Mikoolo But do you want to, MAGIC?
[19:39:56] Mikoolo Good.
[19:40:26] Mikoolo Yes
[19:40:31] Mikoolo Bring him here, h4.
[19:40:39] Mikoolo We'll feed Frogorg with dumle.
[19:41:02] Mikoolo That would be the only thing Frogorg would be allowed to eat for 24 hours.
[19:41:04] Mikoolo Just dumle.
[19:41:37] Mikoolo MAGIC which Kafferep do you have in the freezer?
[19:41:45] Mikoolo I am short.
[19:41:48] Mikoolo 175cm
[19:42:14] Mikoolo How tall are you ComputerTech?
[19:42:29] Mikoolo .cc 6 feet to cm
[19:43:12] Mikoolo Just a apple taller than me.
[19:43:30] Mikoolo Ain't.
[19:43:34] Mikoolo I'm a total whimp.
[19:43:40] Mikoolo I just look like I ain't.
[19:43:56] Mikoolo I am the politest mother fucker you'd ever encounter, ComputerTech.
[19:44:08] Mikoolo IF I am wearing company clothing.
[19:44:18] Mikoolo No
[19:44:23] Mikoolo ComputerTech, bring your mum with you.
[19:44:40] Mikoolo Your mum ain't our family, ComputerTech.
[19:44:54] Mikoolo Yes.
[19:45:13] Mikoolo Ask ComputerTech, MAGIC.
[19:45:35] Mikoolo Yee
[19:46:35] Mikoolo By your mum?
[19:46:56] Mikoolo Is there a line ComputerTech?
[19:47:00] Mikoolo A queue.
[19:47:50] Mikoolo I'll be on ComputerTech's side for a little bit now.
[19:47:59] Mikoolo ComputerTech, we'll play this song for MAGIC and h4 https://youtu.be/Hzf9FJjkLb8
[19:50:02] Mikoolo ComputerTech h4 MAGIC https://youtu.be/i2lH2fyR8kM we'll listen to this aswell.
[19:51:10] Mikoolo It's a drinking song h4 so it's perfect.
[19:52:34] Mikoolo h4 lets also take ComputerTech with out to the forest. Let him use a husqvarna.
[19:52:53] Mikoolo No
[19:52:59] Mikoolo Heineken is verboten.
[19:53:04] Mikoolo No no
[19:53:10] Mikoolo We'll make a man out of him, h4.
[19:53:21] Mikoolo Make him fell his first pine tree.
[19:53:25] Mikoolo With a chainsaw.
[19:53:48] Mikoolo MAGIC is older than me iirc.
[19:54:04] Mikoolo Yee
[19:54:10] Mikoolo I got 2 years to 40.
[19:55:22] Mikoolo MAGIC, when did you update that info last time?
[19:56:32] Mikoolo Oh
[19:56:42] Mikoolo Limburg, MAGIC? BRING CHEESE! YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!
[19:56:53] Mikoolo BRING IT!
[19:57:35] Mikoolo I know his surname too, h4.
[19:57:46] Mikoolo No
[19:57:56] Mikoolo Also he was 27 in 2019, ComputerTech.
[19:58:07] Mikoolo Atleast thats the last time I updated a certain website.
[19:58:48] Mikoolo ComputerTech, forgot to UPDATE it, ComputerTech.
[19:59:14] Mikoolo MAGIC, you should report ComputerTech.
[19:59:46] Mikoolo I know where he lives, I got his linkedin/twitter/private email now, ComputerTech.
[19:59:56] Mikoolo So good job ComputerTech!
[20:00:11] Mikoolo But MAGIC probably has my ip so I won't say shit.
[20:00:50] Mikoolo Why do you think I bought whisky today for, h4.
[20:01:02] Mikoolo Yes
[20:01:21] Mikoolo Please don't, MAGIC.
[20:02:30] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/rlkSMp7iz6c
[20:06:10] Mikoolo And se her flirth with ComputerTech the whole trip?
[20:06:16] Mikoolo So she's not irish?
[20:06:43] Mikoolo Has she lived longer in canada than ireland?
[20:06:56] Mikoolo Canadian.
[20:07:05] Mikoolo Without a doubt.
[20:07:06] Mikoolo Canadian.
[20:07:31] Mikoolo We need a real no frills Republican Irish person in here.,
[20:07:43] Mikoolo Do it again Peorth
[20:08:09] Mikoolo Oh
[20:08:17] Mikoolo I forgot.
[20:08:37] Mikoolo ComputerTech has the derogatory-term-gayword-here thing where he ignored being banned.
[20:09:04] Mikoolo He'll probably hug us aswell.
[20:09:13] Mikoolo That reminds me. Need to pack my knife with me.
[20:09:42] Mikoolo He's 20. He will definitively get an erection from a hug.
[20:10:54] Mikoolo MAGIC, use the word Octarine next time.
[20:11:24] Mikoolo Octarine is the colour of magic in the discworld books, MAGIC.
[20:12:53] Mikoolo Damn this tamnavulin sherry cask edition is nice.
[20:13:05] Mikoolo I am almost down to half the bottle now.
[20:13:24] Mikoolo I ain't manly enough to use an axe.
[20:13:37] Mikoolo Theres a moose park nearby.
[20:13:57] Mikoolo We can ask the owners if we can let ComputerTech fight a moose bull.
[20:14:02] Mikoolo Bare handed.
[20:14:04] Mikoolo Naked.
[20:14:20] Mikoolo Only if the moose is also covered in mud and leafs.
[20:14:29] Mikoolo Can't give him a unfair advantage.
[20:14:55] Mikoolo We can ask if it's ok to feed the moose fermented apples.
[20:15:13] Mikoolo No bear hands.
[20:15:17] Mikoolo Thats animal cruelty.
[20:15:25] Mikoolo That he can do-
[20:15:28] Mikoolo Bare handed.
[20:15:33] Mikoolo OR with a dull knife.
[20:15:44] Mikoolo A dull knife is ok to use against bears.
[20:15:56] Mikoolo But we will not tell him how to use it efficiently, h4.
[20:16:06] Mikoolo Oh.
[20:16:17] Mikoolo Are you thinking about Bear as in the gay slang term for a big hairy gay man?
[20:16:29] Mikoolo Or are you thinking about bear as in the animal that lives in the forest?
[20:16:58] Mikoolo That could be either one.
[20:17:14] Mikoolo COULD STILL BE EITHER ONE OF THEM
[20:17:46] Mikoolo Is it the one that, in the wild, lives in the forest?
[20:18:14] Mikoolo But they are not living in the wild, they are living in captivity.
[20:18:57] Mikoolo .u bear
[20:19:20] Mikoolo I know.
[20:19:37] Mikoolo I think silverback is another one of the gay terms.
[20:19:41] Mikoolo .u silverback
[20:20:40] Mikoolo I remember when my boss at my previous job talked about one time when he and a friend were out drinking and were standing in the queue to the toilet and talked out loudly about being Silverbacks and let the tiny penises go ahead of them.
[20:20:51] Mikoolo And I pointed out that silverback was a gay term used by older men.
[20:21:11] Mikoolo His son right sitting right next to him started laughing his ass of.
[20:23:07] Mikoolo h4 what timestamp does this message have to you?
[20:23:51] Mikoolo ComputerTech stop being a coward.
[20:24:00] Mikoolo Stand for what you say.
[20:24:05] Mikoolo Don't flee like the french.
[20:24:34] Mikoolo Only 6 seconds ahead then.
[20:25:26] Mikoolo Tell him you got enough lube with you to slide down the eiffel tower without getting any skinburns.
[20:25:44] Mikoolo Yes.
[20:25:48] Mikoolo Do that too.
[20:25:58] Mikoolo And document it for history.
[20:26:40] Mikoolo Yes.
[20:27:00] Mikoolo Fun Fact: I am actually a Mother (not my own) fucker.
[20:27:35] Mikoolo Met this cute milf in southern sweden many years ago.
[20:27:39] Mikoolo Mother of two.
[20:28:10] Mikoolo Oldest kid was 7 iirc.
[20:28:15] Mikoolo Also had autism.
[20:28:29] Mikoolo But he liked me really fast.
[20:28:48] Mikoolo .u nide
[20:29:26] Mikoolo Definitely
[20:29:37] Mikoolo I had to google because you made me unsure.
[20:30:09] Mikoolo Use defiantly next time, ComputerTech.
[20:30:28] Mikoolo He ain't, h4.
[20:30:34] Mikoolo Thats the sad aprt.
[20:30:36] Mikoolo part*
[20:30:41] Mikoolo Defiantly, defiant.
[20:30:47] Mikoolo When you don't do what you're told.
[20:31:17] Mikoolo His native town is drunk irish-english.
[20:31:21] Mikoolo tongue*
[20:31:31] Mikoolo Fuck I am too intoxicated to write properly atm.
[20:31:58] Mikoolo Third.
[20:32:21] Mikoolo Fun Fact: You can rarely just drink one beer.
[20:32:29] Mikoolo Unless you only possess one beer.
[20:32:54] Mikoolo And if you only have one beer you won't drink it because you know you want another one when it's gone.
[20:33:02] Mikoolo ComputerTech, heineken doesn't count.
[20:33:54] Mikoolo Strongbow.
[20:33:55] Mikoolo Beer.
[20:34:05] Mikoolo Strongbow.
[20:34:07] Mikoolo Beer.
[20:34:17] Mikoolo Strongbow is a fucking cider.
[20:35:29] Mikoolo h4 I think it's bad for our reputation to publicly engage with ComputerTech.
[20:36:29] Mikoolo here ComputerTech
[20:36:30] Mikoolo watch this
[20:36:32] Mikoolo .t Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt's sich völlig ungeniert
[20:37:03] Mikoolo I don't know if his .tl worked tbh.
[20:37:10] Mikoolo I assume it didn't by his reaction.
[20:37:23] Mikoolo I have so many bots in here on ignore.
[20:37:36] Mikoolo Half the channel is like bots.
[20:38:24] Mikoolo Feels like a lot less than 20% are active chatters in here.
[20:38:48] Mikoolo Like I can't remember seeing rails or tjr write anything.
[20:39:26] Mikoolo 2 useless placeholders in the ~.
[20:39:38] Mikoolo He is indeed drunk, h4.
[20:40:10] Mikoolo He wasn't.
[20:40:18] Mikoolo He woke up after 12:00 iirc.
[20:40:52] Mikoolo Like when you drink and fall asleep.
[20:40:58] Mikoolo But you wake up still being drunk?
[20:41:21] Mikoolo tbh I've seen ComputerTech cry less than syndus.
[20:42:24] Mikoolo Didn't he break an arm or something recently?
[20:42:40] Mikoolo And whine about it on irc rather than going to a hospital.
[20:42:51] Mikoolo Doubt it.
[20:43:06] Mikoolo He said he wanted someone to talk with in pm and feel comforted.
[20:43:25] Mikoolo Cheaper to get it amputated than healed.
[20:43:36] Mikoolo That way you can sell your arm on ebay.
[20:43:44] Mikoolo And pay for the surgery.
[20:43:58] Mikoolo I got a fairly decent vtuber clip that you reminded me of right now.
[20:49:47] Mikoolo ked, here's a warning. Channel Status is currently Drunk. Be aware of encounters with wild irish people that may not be sober.
[20:50:14] Mikoolo Nah.
[20:50:16] Mikoolo I ain't irish.
[20:50:46] Mikoolo Does 20 minutes of youtube video watching count?
[20:51:07] Mikoolo Wait 30 minutes then, Frogorg.
[20:52:15] Mikoolo I recoomend trepanation before lobotomy, ked.
[20:52:20] Mikoolo recommend*
[20:55:32] Mikoolo Kroniichiwa
[20:55:56] Mikoolo I got some of that Frogorg
[20:56:26] Mikoolo It's not alcohol.
[20:56:35] Mikoolo It's ouchies-go-bye-bye juice, for.
[20:56:37] Mikoolo Frogorg *
[22:06:11] Mikoolo I can name one thing that ComputerTech has never broken.
[22:06:24] Mikoolo No, foxy.
[22:06:26] Mikoolo A hymen.
[22:07:22] Mikoolo I haven't.
[22:07:54] Mikoolo Horse riding I think is one of the most common causes.
[22:08:21] Mikoolo Sitting on a washing machine?
[22:09:03] Mikoolo Go into details, herald.
[22:09:05] Mikoolo All of them.
[22:31:10] Mikoolo So.
[22:31:14] Mikoolo You broke something important ComputerTech?
[22:31:53] Mikoolo Wait, foxy, sorry for being a sexist but can I borrow some of your makeup? I need to colour myself surprised.
[22:34:58] Mikoolo Glocalnet?
[22:35:00] Mikoolo Virgin?
[22:35:03] Mikoolo Google?
[22:35:08] Mikoolo NordVPN?
[22:35:15] Mikoolo Ah
[22:35:19] Mikoolo Thank you for the answer, herald.
[22:36:12] Mikoolo \g
[22:36:24] Mikoolo hi
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