IRC Driven

[17:21:51] & h4 hey MAGIC

[17:22:31] & h4 you need a hobby

[17:22:33] & h4 !duckstats

[17:22:44] & h4 didn't you start later than anybody else?

[17:22:56] & h4 most people spend money on their hobbies

[17:23:05] & h4 what have you paid for your sleeping pleasure lately?

[17:23:44] & h4 comparing our stats it's obvious what you are doing wrong

[17:23:49] & h4 you don't sabotage others enough

[17:23:56] & h4 sometimes you just need to

[17:23:59] & h4 !shop 16 MAGIC

[17:24:16] & h4 take it form a DickHunt veteran

[17:24:19] & h4 s/Dick/Duck/

[17:24:48] & h4 ComputerTech: were you saying something?

[17:25:11] & h4 i collect my enemies' tears

[17:25:28] & h4 oh

[17:25:31] & h4 probably drunk again

[17:26:24] & h4 ganz schöner Lappen

[17:27:40] & h4 tja

[18:12:19] & h4 oh eew

[18:12:22] & h4 it's the drunk guy

[18:13:36] & h4 wait what

[18:13:37] & h4 you too?

[18:16:45] & h4 who is CoderAyn? Should i kick?

[18:16:49] & h4 i feel like kicking

[18:17:06] & h4 ban it is

[18:18:28] & h4 now where is colby?

[18:18:37] & h4 or that ct-irssi

[18:18:43] & h4 i know who you are

[18:18:47] & h4 i still wanna kick you

[18:19:28] & h4 you can't just expect to be accepted here just because ComputerTech gave you a blowjob

[18:19:31] & h4 that is no sign of affection

[18:19:34] & h4 he does that to everybody

[18:19:43] & h4 he prefers germans for some reason

[18:19:51] & h4 maybe he got insulted by one during the bj? MAGIC?

[18:20:06] & h4 thx, i don't want a handjob right now

[18:22:01] & h4 guess you will have to wait in queue ct

[18:36:32] & h4 >:(

[19:18:36] & h4 nice

[19:18:42] & h4 hey ban evasion :O

[19:18:49] & h4 MAGIC: is he allowed to do that??

[19:19:20] & h4 JA GEIL

[19:19:24] & h4 FICK DIE IRREN

[19:19:33] & h4 hey

[19:19:43] & h4 stop hiding behind protection

[19:19:44] & h4 you faggot

[19:20:10] & h4 where is sushi?

[19:28:33] & h4 all by herself?

[19:30:14] & h4 you don't want anything to do with Deutshce Bahn

[19:30:19] & h4 they let the entire railroad system decay

[19:30:41] & h4 oh dear god no

[19:31:19] & h4 ComputerTech: still would you say "Hey, i will go to a foreign country all by myself"?

[19:31:36] & h4 it's either going out and interacting with humans there

[19:31:41] & h4 or just be inside somewhere else

[19:31:50] & h4 what if you don't have any real life friends?

[19:31:59] & h4 you gonna ask the guys from irc to accompany you?

[19:32:06] & h4 fine, where are we traveling?

[19:32:23] & h4 but don't cry if i bully you in real life too

[19:32:33] & h4 you will just have to accept the commentary

[19:32:53] & h4 also i will talk german ALL THE TIME

[19:32:57] & h4 you best start learning now

[19:33:04] & h4 except when we meet with Mikoolo

[19:33:07] & h4 i will switch to english then

[19:33:20] & h4 see? He puts in the effort

[19:33:27] & h4 let us not pick up MAGIC

[19:33:31] & h4 he seems very pro german to me

[19:33:40] & h4 ICK OOCH NICH DIGGA

[19:33:58] & h4 nice

[19:34:02] & h4 screw the kartoffel

[19:34:06] & h4 take two bratwürste

[19:34:17] & h4 nein

[19:34:19] & h4 too german

[19:34:24] & h4 i have to be the only german

[19:34:27] & h4 else i'm not special

[19:34:32] & h4 although...we could make fun about you in german

[19:34:40] & h4 and you would just smile at us like a fool

[19:34:49] & h4 ABER NATÜRLICH

[19:34:56] & h4 HEIL

[19:35:04] & h4 eew

[19:35:21] & h4 nobody expects Göring

[19:35:28] & h4 absolutely deadly

[19:35:31] & h4 but only if you take drugs ComputerTech

[19:35:47] & h4 whatever deadly has at home

[19:36:24] & h4 ComputerTech: no drinking when we are on the road

[19:36:26] & h4 i mean for you

[19:36:29] & h4 i get to drink as much as i like

[19:36:37] & h4 you just have to watch out for me

[19:36:42] & h4 so that i don't start any shit

[19:36:47] & h4 you are beefy, right?

[19:37:00] & h4 lets pick up serviteur in france

[19:37:03] & h4 in case some kids start trouble

[19:37:07] & h4 someone needs to punch them

[19:37:19] & h4 and since i detest violence against children

[19:37:31] & h4 we have to have the guy that got beaten to a pulp by daddy and thought that was a lesson

[19:37:52] & h4 why would he even?

[19:37:55] & h4 he uses searx.me

[19:38:21] & h4 you know he brings a Schubkarre full of strawberries with him, right?

[19:38:23] & h4 also he speaks weird german

[19:38:25] & h4 do we really want that?

[19:38:38] & h4 you fucking racist

[19:38:48] & h4 why not sushi?

[19:38:55] & h4 gay

[19:39:05] & h4 you should be aware

[19:39:09] & h4 i start a lot of shit when drinking

[19:39:13] & h4 we need someone who can throw some punches

[19:39:19] & h4 i vote for direktor too

[19:39:26] & h4 hmm Haferkekse

[19:39:36] & h4 she will just annihilate you on a daily

[19:39:51] & h4 lol

[19:39:58] & h4 i imagine Direktor the idiot breaking all sorts of things

[19:40:04] & h4 like a Trottel

[19:40:11] & h4 you are an ass ComputerTech

[19:40:21] & h4 lets pick up Frogorg in poland

[19:40:27] & h4 you know some polish guys, right?

[19:40:31] & h4 we let them hammer you

[19:40:34] & h4 and then pick up Frogorg

[19:40:42] & h4 not your brother

[19:40:43] & h4 no family

[19:40:49] & h4 we don't want things to get ... weird

[19:41:03] & h4 i can throw a punch too

[19:41:08] & h4 i just don't know what will happen lol

[19:41:12] & h4 pff

[19:41:14] & h4 short my ass

[19:41:32] & h4 .yt royce 59 caterpillar

[19:41:53] & h4 i will bring a friend

[19:41:55] & h4 he is 160cm

[19:41:59] & h4 we can smile at him

[19:42:22] & h4 ComputerTech is 170cm

[19:42:28] & h4 but he is wearing buffalos

[19:42:43] & h4 lol thats barely 2cm more than i have

[19:43:32] & h4 we should also get sur to join us

[19:43:37] & h4 she will have to travel to europe though

[19:43:41] & h4 i'm not going over there

[19:43:51] & h4 why?

[19:43:56] & h4 we can pick up Koragg

[19:44:03] & h4 sounds good

[19:44:09] & h4 apart from meeting up then

[19:44:11] & h4 what are we gonna do?

[19:44:14] & h4 jerk each other off?

[19:44:29] & h4 i approve

[19:44:30] & h4 bring mom

[19:44:35] & h4 you are too young to venture out on your own

[19:44:42] & h4 you are adopted

[19:44:44] & h4 so bring her

[19:45:00] & h4 appetitlich

[19:45:06] & h4 yes

[19:45:09] & h4 can'T share though

[19:45:10] & h4 :D

[19:45:26] & h4 close your right eye though

[19:45:30] & h4 there is another person on the pic

[19:45:33] & h4 you dont wanna see that one

[19:45:58] & h4 remember to update your shitty windows MAGIC before cropping it

[19:46:07] & h4 the other guy might return while you jerk off to the pic

[19:46:21] & h4 or just dont use snipping tool

[19:46:37] & h4 i wish you understood that ComputerTech

[19:46:57] & h4 fick seinen Arsch

[19:47:09] & h4 oh

[19:47:17] & h4 because it's you

[19:47:24] & h4 you slapped me

[19:47:30] & h4 wow

[19:47:34] & h4 i would remove him if i was foxy

[19:48:20] & h4 .yt german dance rotfront

[19:48:45] & h4 remove him foxy :O

[19:48:51] & h4 you can not tolerate such disrespect

[19:49:00] & h4 :O

[19:49:06] & h4 .yt homo dance

[19:49:10] & h4 we bang that the entire time

[19:49:20] & h4 i mean we got ComputerTech on board

[19:49:50] & h4 can we also pick up n0s3y|afk?

[19:49:57] & h4 in case we need someone to correct somebody

[19:50:03] & h4 !bang

[19:50:19] & h4 because he is on tour with us

[19:50:59] & h4 Mikoolo: but only drunk

[19:51:07] & h4 lets not pick up MAGIC

[19:51:39] & h4 hey i know that one lol

[19:52:03] & h4 from that video at the wedding

[19:52:13] & h4 where the cute blonde is singing

[19:53:01] & h4 Mikoolo: this starts to sound like a plot to murder him

[19:53:15] & h4 i'm not sure i wanna go out into the forest with you guys lol

[19:53:36] & h4 MAGIC is a minor?

[19:53:49] & h4 wow

[19:53:57] & h4 MAGIC is an old fart

[19:54:01] & h4 dude is easily 40

[19:54:49] & h4 wow ComputerTech

[19:54:51] & h4 you are mighty weird

[19:54:58] & h4 wanting to meet up with 30+ guys you know over the internet

[19:55:11] & h4 you have no idea if we are gay too

[19:55:16] & h4 maybe we just want some young flesh

[19:55:39] & h4 pff, what a loser

[19:55:43] & h4 "loves to hangout in the IRC"

[19:55:50] & h4 who even does that?

[19:56:21] & h4 wow fuck you ComputerTech

[19:56:33] & h4 not gonna meet up with a guy that doxxes others

[19:57:21] & h4 now we even know MAGICs first name

[19:57:28] & h4 i am somewhat disappointed

[19:57:34] & h4 i expected something better

[19:57:42] & h4 MAGICCC?

[19:57:43] & h4 :D

[19:59:01] & h4 but why doxx him here ComputerTech?

[19:59:08] & h4 the fuck is wrong with you?

[19:59:16] & h4 your alcoholism starts to hurt people around you

[19:59:38] & h4 MAGIC isnt really rare

[19:59:48] & h4 so thinking MAGICCC on Github is MAGIC is still far fetched

[19:59:52] & h4 but now we know

[20:00:03] & h4 since you also told us repeatedly who his employer is

[20:00:06] & h4 great ComputerTech

[20:00:27] & h4 Mikoolo: if you think that is scary

[20:00:31] & h4 think about how ComputerTech might have it too

[20:00:59] & h4 to forget

[20:01:07] & h4 yeah but Peorth and MAGIC seem capable

[20:01:27] & h4 oh no, it's the oing of death!

[20:02:16] & h4 but then there was this bug in windows recently

[20:02:36] & h4 unheard of

[20:02:53] & h4 https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2023-23415

[20:03:51] & h4 ping of death? Hah! Ping with RCE :D

[20:04:04] & h4 you should stuff that gtk down your throat

[20:04:07] & h4 and suffocate on it

[20:04:09] & h4 go Qt!

[20:04:21] & h4 yeah

[20:04:28] & h4 i think its default

[20:04:54] & h4 thx lola

[20:05:39] & h4 where is Ahsoka when you need someone to put ComputerTech down?

[20:05:47] & h4 think she could teach us some martial arts?

[20:05:53] & h4 we should invite her then

[20:06:21] & h4 lol

[20:06:25] & h4 who would flirt with ComputerTech?

[20:06:30] & h4 lets be honest here

[20:06:38] & h4 we only take him with us so even we ugly fucktwats look good

[20:07:04] & h4 oh no :O

[20:07:04] & h4 !bang

[20:07:07] & h4 !bang

[20:07:10] & h4 !bang

[20:07:13] & h4 !reload

[20:07:17] & h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[20:07:21] & h4 thx Peorth

[20:07:37] & h4 nice

[20:08:01] & h4 awesome

[20:08:10] & h4 Mr. Frogorg

[20:08:17] & h4 ComputerTech: wanna pick up toni on the way too?

[20:08:22] & h4 oh i know

[20:08:24] & h4 lets invite tors!

[20:08:29] & h4 this will be great

[20:08:36] & h4 lets see if he is as annoying in real life

[20:08:37] & h4 as he is in here

[20:08:49] & h4 i bet he breathes heavily into your ear

[20:08:50] & h4 the entire trip

[20:08:57] & h4 whispering ever so softly "jizzzzzzz"

[20:09:25] & h4 he can hug me as long as he doesn't get an erection

[20:09:32] & h4 only if he climbs stairs

[20:09:52] & h4 he might also tell you guys the entire trip

[20:09:55] & h4 that i'm the man

[20:09:56] & h4 :D

[20:10:11] & h4 yes that too lol

[20:10:38] & h4 and afterwards you can take him home to ireland ComputerTech

[20:10:42] & h4 so he can finally fuck ireland

[20:11:03] & h4 are you gonna bring some of your sheep friends ComputerTech?

[20:11:11] & h4 haha

[20:11:12] & h4 that one

[20:11:15] & h4 not fuck, blow

[20:11:30] & h4 no but seriously, we have to stop in belgium for waffles

[20:11:35] & h4 and chocolate

[20:11:51] & h4 and for tors

[20:12:11] & h4 nein

[20:12:13] & h4 but then

[20:12:15] & h4 he is a grown man

[20:12:17] & h4 he should be able to get home

[20:12:37] & h4 but just so we're clear

[20:12:41] & h4 i want a lot of activity

[20:12:46] & h4 not just riding around in a car all day

[20:13:12] & h4 chopping trees with Mikoolo is a nice idea too

[20:13:26] & h4 Mikoolo: can we make ComputerTech fight a moose?

[20:13:47] & h4 do they team up?

[20:14:07] & h4 yes

[20:14:09] & h4 covered in mud

[20:14:13] & h4 and leafs

[20:14:22] & h4 else tors will get ideas

[20:14:34] & h4 true

[20:14:38] & h4 but can we get the moose drunk?

[20:14:41] & h4 because CT will be drunk

[20:14:59] & h4 haha

[20:15:05] & h4 bare hands

[20:15:07] & h4 and some bear hands

[20:15:19] & h4 you have to fight a bear for his hands though

[20:15:32] & h4 it's not like the bear just drops them

[20:15:37] & h4 no knife

[20:15:40] & h4 that may lead to bleeding

[20:15:57] & h4 the bear might take that as a sign of aggression

[20:16:00] & h4 and call the cops

[20:16:24] & h4 haha

[20:16:31] & h4 tors again?

[20:16:42] & h4 i mean the one that drinks vodka with the russians

[20:16:47] & h4 and dances in their circuses

[20:17:02] & h4 the cuddly ones

[20:17:04] & h4 that can rip you apart

[20:17:17] & h4 :D

[20:17:30] & h4 i dont know how i could get any clearer on this

[20:17:46] & h4 the ones that fight monsters under the bed of little kids

[20:18:00] & h4 some are living in cages

[20:18:25] & h4 or in a cage

[20:18:45] & h4 the ones that look a bit like bud spencer

[20:18:48] & h4 but more like animals

[20:19:12] & h4 lol cuddly body

[20:19:14] & h4 you werent bullshitting

[20:19:33] & h4 i mean the fuzzy and cute woodland creature of course

[20:19:58] & h4 wow 2 is really racist

[20:20:39] & h4 @ustats

[20:20:54] & h4 lol

[20:21:08] & h4 roll with it i guess

[20:22:03] & h4 !bang

[20:22:06] & h4 !reload

[20:22:07] & h4 !bang

[20:22:12] & h4 wtf MAGIC

[20:22:15] & h4 what did you even shoot at?

[20:24:21] & h4 what?

[20:24:23] & h4 22:23:06

[20:24:36] & h4 tell him about our plans ComputerTech

[20:24:52] & h4 and add that you are ready for him

[20:24:56] & h4 and whatever he has in store for you

[20:25:06] & h4 you will take it like a champ

[20:25:10] & h4 to the face if necessary

[20:25:39] & h4 tell him that Mikoolo, MAGIC and me are gonna watch

[20:25:58] & h4 not yet

[20:26:04] & h4 cry when he is molesting you

[20:26:35] & h4 there is that oedipus complex again

[20:26:41] & h4 now he wants to bang mommy

[20:26:47] & h4 jfc

[20:26:53] & h4 that'S what she said

[20:27:14] & h4 ComputerTech: s/ss/ß/

[20:27:43] & h4 Mikoolo: none of my exes have thrown yet

[20:27:49] & h4 so i cant claim to be a motherfucker

[20:28:06] & h4 but if we pick up ComputerTech in ireland

[20:28:11] & h4 we will see what's possible

[20:28:40] & h4 nide?

[20:28:44] & h4 how do you even?

[20:29:01] & h4 definately?

[20:29:07] & h4 definetely

[20:29:09] & h4 which one is it?

[20:29:31] & h4 good

[20:29:35] & h4 thought i was stupid for a second

[20:29:43] & h4 defiantly?

[20:29:48] & h4 totally the same word lol

[20:30:13] & h4 yes

[20:30:15] & h4 that sounds way cooler

[20:30:20] & h4 dude are you kidding me?

[20:30:26] & h4 how do you get to "DEFIANTLY"?

[20:30:39] & h4 ...

[20:30:41] & h4 the alcohol

[20:30:59] & h4 stop teaching him his native tongue

[20:31:04] & h4 he should know better

[20:31:15] & h4 oh now he acts like it was all a big joke

[20:31:17] & h4 .yt hugh janus

[20:31:24] & h4 he is like the female in this video

[20:31:40] & h4 dont worry, ComputerTech is too :D

[20:31:49] & h4 you can always excuse yourself for being a swede

[20:31:53] & h4 and english is only a second language

[20:31:59] & h4 "like one beer"

[20:32:04] & h4 everything between 6 and 12

[20:32:48] & h4 watch the video ComputerTech

[20:35:44] & h4 there is a saying in german

[20:35:54] & h4 Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt's sich völlig ungeniert"

[20:36:02] & h4 nothing to lose basically

[20:36:18] & h4 great job ComputerTech

[20:37:54] & h4 yes

[20:38:08] & h4 50% bots, another 30% inactive

[20:39:21] & h4 best name those you actually saw chatting

[20:39:48] & h4 big whoop

[20:39:56] & h4 like he wasn't drunk 12 hours ago

[20:40:07] & h4 tell me when he isn't drunk

[20:40:15] & h4 that'll be the day

[20:40:29] & h4 .t Restalkohol

[20:40:33] & h4 yeah thanks

[20:40:38] & h4 .t de en Restalkohol

[20:40:41] & h4 that

[20:41:00] & h4 a guy that has reached his level of alcoholism is basically never sober

[20:41:06] & h4 last time he tried it he felt sick

[20:41:09] & h4 cried like a bitch

[20:41:16] & h4 lasted a day and a half

[20:41:21] & h4 and cured himself with whisky

[20:41:34] & h4 yeah because syndus is an even greater bitch

[20:42:35] & h4 i have no idea :D

[20:42:39] & h4 i barely recognize the name

[20:42:46] & h4 did it help?

[20:42:53] & h4 lol

[20:42:59] & h4 but being an american

[20:43:05] & h4 it's cheaper to whine about it online

[20:43:11] & h4 than actually going to the hospital

[20:43:43] & h4 dont try it at home though

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