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[14:28:27] & h4 ne MAGIC

[14:28:28] & h4 das nicht

[14:28:35] & h4 x_ was just as stupid

[14:28:42] & h4 he was only too stupid to write hamburger

[14:28:56] & h4 MAGIC: was geht Bahnhofsklatscher? :D

[14:29:05] & h4 ComputerTech: if you growl at me like that again

[14:29:11] & h4 i will unleash tors on you

[14:29:27] & h4 hallo auch an Mikoolo

[14:29:28] & h4 und ski

[14:32:40] & h4 Mikoolo: Oettinger?

[14:32:46] & h4 i saw König Pilsener in spain

[14:32:50] & h4 but you said good beer

[14:33:00] & h4 not german

[14:33:18] & h4 old bild Gentoo

[14:33:23] & h4 *pic

[14:33:45] & h4 ComputerTech: eat a dick cunt

[14:33:49] & h4 the czech budweiser is awesome

[14:34:16] & h4 wow

[14:34:21] & h4 when Mr. magners talks about decent beer

[14:34:38] & h4 ugh

[14:34:59] & h4 Mikoolo: i think he isn't capable of noticing

[14:35:04] & h4 he keeps referring to it as "budweiser"

[14:35:13] & h4 while there are clearly two budweisers

[14:35:23] & h4 one should not be called beer

[14:35:25] & h4 the other tastes great

[14:35:46] & h4 but you drank the american piss?

[14:35:48] & h4 ugh

[14:35:55] & h4 your mom should abort you right now

[14:36:07] & h4 you don'T have to try every can of piss you can buy

[14:37:10] & h4 don't know most of those

[14:44:06] & h4 lol

[14:44:14] & h4 it's american tap water

[14:44:17] & h4 you can taste the lead

[14:47:50] & h4 what gets me most about those are the funny colors

[15:08:13] & h4 Kowal: s/duck shot/dick sucked/

[15:08:50] & h4 thank you, thank you

[15:54:22] & h4 who does?

[15:54:25] & h4 Mr. Frogorg

[15:55:49] & h4 who isn't?

[15:59:14] & h4 no

[16:13:01] & h4 well well well

[16:13:04] & h4 if it isn't jan6

[16:13:57] & h4 Frogorg: so did the polish samurai take his own life afterwards?

[16:14:04] & h4 that was a major diss by the court

[16:14:26] & h4 jan6: fuck that jan6 over there

[16:15:29] & h4 Audi: dude

[16:15:31] & h4 fuck the what?

[16:15:36] & h4 you left #newgermany

[16:15:37] & h4 why?

[16:15:48] & h4 who gave you permission?

[16:18:00] & h4 be more like p1x4l, she wants to learn

[16:18:16] & h4 learning german results in automatic honor

[16:18:59] & h4 i think both works Mikoolo

[16:19:13] & h4 yes

[16:19:20] & h4 i know swedish cunts

[16:19:36] & h4 50% chance to lose

[16:20:05] & h4 wow

[16:20:07] & h4 he does not like you

[16:20:18] & h4 cunty Mikoolo being the cunt again

[16:20:27] & h4 Mikoolo: buuut i will laugh in german

[16:21:28] & h4 this might crush you Audi

[16:21:34] & h4 but merkel is in retirement

[16:21:52] & h4 nice

[16:21:58] & h4 dann ist es Zeit, deine Ausbildung zu beginnen

[16:22:03] & h4 los, Halle ausfegen du Lappen!

[16:24:00] & h4 digga fick die Schweden

[16:24:04] & h4 keiner will die Bamse-Sprache lernen

[16:24:12] & h4 Deutsch! Korrekt, Audi?

[16:24:47] & h4 Nein!

[16:25:06] & h4 according to you, yeah

[16:25:14] & h4 pah

[16:25:43] & h4 Kruppstahl

[16:25:49] & h4 what?

[16:26:08] & h4 lol he wishes to laugh

[16:26:09] & h4 DENIED

[16:26:15] & h4 THERE IS NO JOY IN GERMANY

[16:26:47] & h4 who taught you?

[16:27:38] & h4 probably fake

[16:27:50] & h4 a mudblood

[16:28:34] & h4 who is this Fensta?

[16:28:38] & h4 doesn't he know it's "FENSTER"?

[16:29:17] & h4 höhö?

[16:29:25] & h4 if someone "höhö"s me, i will leave

[16:29:36] & h4 was it "hihi"?

[16:29:52] & h4 and what about "muahahaha?"

[16:30:04] & h4 nobody wants a Lagerbordell

[16:30:06] & h4 that is horrific

[16:30:39] & h4 ALARM

[16:30:40] & h4 ALARM

[16:30:55] & h4 i don't know

[16:30:59] & h4 never heard of it

[16:31:08] & h4 what band?

[16:31:23] & h4 are you into Rechtsrock or some shit?

[16:31:30] & h4 Die Faschistischen Vier and stuff?

[16:31:42] & h4 shut up Mikoolo, i am accusing someone right now

[16:31:59] & h4 need to get him into that corner

[16:32:18] & h4 screw the 80s

[16:32:24] & h4 real OGs listen to 90s garbage

[16:32:38] & h4 nein

[16:32:41] & h4 80s rap wasn't that impressive

[16:32:44] & h4 90s rap was the shit

[16:32:51] & h4 and early 2000s

[16:33:04] & h4 fuck off

[16:33:07] & h4 Bailando my ass

[16:33:26] & h4 the 80s was full of heroin junkies

[16:33:36] & h4 the 60s was dreaming of a better world

[16:33:52] & h4 where is "here"?

[16:34:07] & h4 pff

[16:34:08] & h4 england

[16:34:14] & h4 they had junkies in every decade

[16:34:17] & h4 and horrible teeth

[16:34:32] & h4 i was born in the late 80s

[16:34:39] & h4 why would i wish to be older?

[16:34:45] & h4 and english on top of that

[16:35:00] & h4 i look at uk

[16:35:04] & h4 and the last thing that comes to mind

[16:35:06] & h4 is "coolness"

[16:35:21] & h4 you guys have music?

[16:35:47] & h4 how do you spend meters Audi?

[16:35:59] & h4 well

[16:36:06] & h4 no

[16:36:16] & h4 think of it like this

[16:36:20] & h4 ComputerTech approaches you

[16:36:34] & h4 you should be

[16:36:46] & h4 i lost my thought

[16:36:47] & h4 hold on

[16:36:56] & h4 Na could be a greeting

[16:37:17] & h4 it is really hard to explain :D

[16:37:23] & h4 na komm schon!

[16:37:29] & h4 na, wie geht's?

[16:37:43] & h4 na, schon ComputerTechs Mutter gesehen?

[16:37:48] & h4 it has so many different meanings

[16:38:04] & h4 Soll ich dir was zeigen? Na? *pulls out tiny cock*

[16:38:34] & h4 don't even get me started on "Na ja"

[16:38:40] & h4 kick?

[16:38:44] & h4 he said "kompt"

[16:38:50] & h4 like Stroh?

[16:39:23] & h4 Na could also be used to express doubt

[16:39:32] & h4 it is not trivial Audi

[16:39:38] & h4 try using "tja" instead

[16:39:59] & h4 that sounds like rubbish

[16:40:07] & h4 absolutely not

[16:40:13] & h4 Mikoolo: example

[16:40:22] & h4 Ist das wieder ein scheiß Wetter! - Tja...

[16:40:37] & h4 not really well

[16:40:41] & h4 another example

[16:40:58] & h4 Ich hab mir den Penis beim Hochziehen meines Reißverschlusses eingeklemmt, weil die HOse zu eng ist... - tja, ich hab dich gewarnt!

[16:41:15] & h4 oh nothing

[16:41:19] & h4 just an example

[16:41:35] & h4 huh

[16:41:38] & h4 you may have a point there Mikoolo

[16:41:45] & h4 well in a sarcastic way seems to fit

[16:42:06] & h4 another example

[16:42:19] & h4 ComputerTech writes some software. It ends up being a total mess, as expected

[16:42:32] & h4 you can now say "Tja", since you expected it

[16:42:46] & h4 i don't know either irish666

[16:43:20] & h4 you can also say "nun" instead of "tja"

[16:43:49] & h4 aaaw <3

[16:43:57] & h4 du geiles Fötzchen

[16:44:15] & h4 Quatsch!

[16:44:22] & h4 .yt nena irgendwie irgendwo irgendwann

[16:44:34] & h4 haha

[16:44:42] & h4 ja?

[16:44:52] & h4 ach?

[16:45:01] & h4 ne

[16:45:12] & h4 this sounds interesting

[16:45:28] & h4 Du hast echt nette Hupen

[16:45:53] & h4 lol

[16:46:03] & h4 nice choice of words

[16:46:06] & h4 oh not again dumbgoy

[16:46:12] & h4 uuh

[16:46:14] & h4 geil sein?

[16:46:41] & h4 Mikoolo: or Lust

[16:46:55] & h4 ich hab Bock deinen Arsch zu zerfleddern

[16:46:57] & h4 for example

[16:47:05] & h4 that too

[16:47:07] & h4 like

[16:47:15] & h4 Hast du Bock, Audi zu besuchen?

[16:47:35] & h4 Na, wenn dich das beglückt, Audi

[16:47:44] & h4 Hündin

[16:48:23] & h4 really depends on context irish666

[16:48:29] & h4 when you say "ich hab Bock auf dich"

[16:48:38] & h4 it could very well be sexual

[16:48:53] & h4 ja Moin

[16:49:01] & h4 Spayter?

[16:49:05] & h4 someone kick him please

[16:49:18] & h4 irish666:

[16:49:21] & h4 .yt fettes brot jein

[16:49:31] & h4 no

[16:49:35] & h4 Audi: später

[16:50:00] & h4 then instead of "spter"

[16:50:04] & h4 say "jetzt nicht"

[16:50:09] & h4 you can also say "nicht jetzt"

[16:50:19] & h4 you may sound annoyed

[16:50:40] & h4 or say "ein anderes mal"

[16:50:54] & h4 or say "jetzt?" and look bewildered

[16:51:05] & h4 get out some "ugh" and shake your head

[16:51:09] & h4 lol

[16:51:20] & h4 or just a "boaaaaah, echt jetzt?"

[16:51:38] & h4 ja

[16:51:45] & h4 suck on

[16:51:46] & h4 diese Nüsse

[16:51:53] & h4 saug an diesen Nüssen

[16:52:18] & h4 Deutschland geht es gut und das ist ein Grund zur Freude

[16:52:38] & h4 the what?

[16:53:09] & h4 wenn du blasen lernen willst

[16:53:11] & h4 solltest du ComputerTech fragen

[16:53:21] & h4 ah

[16:53:22] & h4 saugeil

[16:53:23] & h4 saugut

[16:53:33] & h4 saudreckig

[16:53:50] & h4 Sauna :D

[16:53:54] & h4 for Audi

[16:54:16] & h4 Audi: it's sort of a "very na"

[16:54:18] & h4 like "sehr na"

[16:54:21] & h4 Sauna

[16:54:37] & h4 Fensta: would you like me to escort you out of here?

[16:55:02] & h4 Audi: we tend to unite against common enemies

[16:55:04] & h4 like the US

[16:55:31] & h4 Mikoolo: are you sure?

[16:55:36] & h4 what timeframe?

[16:55:42] & h4 do you include the roman empire?

[16:55:54] & h4 oh okay

[16:56:05] & h4 sweden and germany was in the 30 year war

[16:56:06] & h4 right?

[16:56:10] & h4 somewhere in the 17th century

[16:56:18] & h4 formality

[16:57:24] & h4 vodka shots

[16:57:28] & h4 like the fins they are

[16:59:01] & h4 gangster german?

[16:59:09] & h4 how old is your language partner?

[16:59:16] & h4 instead of geil say "krass" or "titte"

[16:59:38] & h4 you can also say "fett"

[16:59:43] & h4 but that is really 90s :D

[17:00:11] & h4 Fensta: well if you are "geil" you may be aroused

[17:00:13] & h4 or a cool person

[17:00:33] & h4 also sarcastically

[17:00:36] & h4 if someone calls you a "geiler Macker"

[17:00:44] & h4 don't take it as a compliment. It might very well not be one

[17:01:06] & h4 ha

[17:01:13] & h4 call her "Omma"

[17:01:15] & h4 she will love it

[17:01:20] & h4 or "Großmütterchen"

[17:01:35] & h4 alte Schachtel

[17:02:06] & h4 careful, Mutti is not a good choice of words

[17:02:13] & h4 Merkel had the nickname "Mutti"

[17:02:15] & h4 Mutti der Nation

[17:02:18] & h4 it has a very bad ring to it

[17:02:33] & h4 irish666: workday before 4pm? :D

[17:03:30] & h4 clearly not real germans

[17:03:35] & h4 germans would never send a bottle of wine to your table

[17:04:15] & h4 lol german dance...

[17:04:20] & h4 .yt rotfront german dance

[17:04:28] & h4 they explain the "german dance" quite well lol

[17:04:31] & h4 in german and english

[17:04:52] & h4 we usually just clap our hands

[17:04:59] & h4 we can't help it, it just happens at some point

[17:05:02] & h4 apart from that

[17:05:05] & h4 there is not much movement

[17:05:27] & h4 Mikoolo: true but these americunts with german ancestry always act like they were proper germans

[17:05:30] & h4 might as well debunk that

[17:05:43] & h4 very not german lol

[17:06:10] & h4 well

[17:06:16] & h4 wasn't it real germans?

[17:06:22] & h4 they employed them after the war

[17:06:37] & h4 Mikoolo: then you'd have to give them citizenship too

[17:07:08] & h4 man americunts are really hated

[17:07:21] & h4 just because a loud minority online looks to be mentally challenged

[17:07:43] & h4 that would be stupid

[17:08:01] & h4 imagine calling yourself a ComputerTech without having any clue about Computers or how they work

[17:08:26] & h4 and imagine calling yourself deadly despite being a real sweetheart

[17:09:44] & h4 yournamehere: thx for the news

[17:09:53] & h4 tja

[17:10:14] & h4 crovax: i heard religious people are among the smartest on earth

[17:10:56] & h4 and the snake

[17:11:09] & h4 Fensta: your country smells like curry

[17:11:23] & h4 yournamehere: i think they are the second fattest nation

[17:11:27] & h4 i mean silver medal

[17:11:30] & h4 take some pride in that

[17:11:50] & h4 go mexico!

[17:11:59] & h4 they will do anything to look more american

[17:12:29] & h4 germans are fat as well

[17:12:35] & h4 seems to be a worldwide thing

[17:13:10] & h4 ginger?

[17:13:20] & h4 oh dear

[17:13:24] & h4 sorry mate

[17:13:49] & h4 gotta pack my bags

[17:13:52] & h4 Mikoolo: i will find you

[17:13:55] & h4 and i will shave your head

[17:14:16] & h4 yeah well

[17:14:19] & h4 i shall stay in denmark then

[17:14:50] & h4 family

[17:14:59] & h4 actually looking forward to seeing them

[17:15:23] & h4 may travel to norway afterwards

[17:15:25] & h4 if i feel like it

[17:15:31] & h4 just to check it out

[17:16:02] & h4 no

[17:16:05] & h4 i will speak german to them

[17:16:08] & h4 and they best know german

[17:16:10] & h4 otherwise Blitzkrieg

[17:16:45] & h4 sounds like denmark is having its period

[17:16:56] & h4 what defines as old english?

[17:17:16] & h4 example?

[17:17:35] & h4 ugh

[17:17:43] & h4 hell naaaaah

[17:17:52] & h4 æ

[17:17:53] & h4 nice

[17:17:59] & h4 dæmlich

[17:18:12] & h4 ſð

[17:18:15] & h4 đŋħ

[17:18:16] & h4 those too?

[17:18:30] & h4 ł

[17:18:37] & h4 that's a wolfsangel

[17:18:42] & h4 my keyboard is nazi, confirmed

[17:18:53] & h4 hell no irish666 :D

[17:18:57] & h4 that's gibberish to me

[17:19:04] & h4 i'd rather stick with spanish

[17:19:10] & h4 got a decent base with that

[17:19:13] & h4 need more practice

[17:19:17] & h4 you take that back!

[17:19:38] & h4 Kowal: Zugriff!

[17:19:56] & h4 the fuck lol

[17:20:21] & h4 how is that like german irish666?

[17:20:38] & h4 in old english?

[17:20:47] & h4 oh

[17:20:59] & h4 can we get back to german? I like to be the specialist :D

[17:21:17] & h4 mach'n Kopp dicht \gay!

[17:21:31] & h4 i know that

[17:21:33] & h4 or rather

[17:21:35] & h4 i have seen that before

[17:21:42] & h4 i am sort of assassins creed smart

[17:21:51] & h4 also in god of war

[17:21:55] & h4 these symbols were used

[17:22:29] & h4 huh

[17:22:40] & h4 irish666: jetzt schreib mal nicht so einen Kauderwelsch

[17:24:32] & h4 Mikoolo is a Bamse

[17:56:02] & h4 oh look

[17:56:05] & h4 it's ComputerDrunk

[17:58:41] & h4 good point

[18:40:30] & h4 well fuck ComputerTech then

[20:50:00] & h4 ja

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