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[01:02:06] irish666 !bang

[01:02:13] irish666 !bAng

[01:28:22] irish666 Sorry but you sound stoned

[01:28:51] irish666 Bought the gf a vape in the sales

[01:29:06] irish666 Crafty+ since I have the mighty medic, should be a bit of fun for her

[01:30:15] irish666 My oil can wreck me and it’s 25mg/ml

[01:30:20] irish666 Yet I smoke all the time

[01:33:28] irish666 1000mg per ml?

[01:34:43] irish666 Oh this oil goes under your tongue

[01:34:52] irish666 Bypasses the liver etc

[01:34:56] irish666 Sorry mistake

[01:35:22] irish666 Yeah it sounds weak but it knocked me on my arse

[01:36:02] irish666 Haha

[02:20:04] irish666 Dr_DICK: contact buzz

[02:20:39] irish666 But with myself

[07:46:40] irish666 Hey

[07:49:22] irish666 Gday

[07:49:32] irish666 Just woke up

[07:49:34] irish666 Dead

[07:50:20] irish666 I want to walk along a nice Australian beach

[07:50:46] irish666 And sleep

[07:56:19] irish666 Is that because of sharks?

[08:02:21] irish666 Stone fish?

[08:02:31] irish666 We call them crabs over here m8

[08:06:16] irish666 These fish don’t exist in my dreams of Australia

[08:06:28] irish666 That is genuinely not nice

[08:07:18] irish666 Poisonous like stinging nettles or meet your maker kind? Phoenix

[08:21:19] irish666 Lol wow

[08:53:02] irish666 https://v.redd.it/bwqnsz0ir4va1

[11:22:09] irish666 Hey

[11:28:52] irish666 Hey foxy what’s up

[11:29:27] irish666 Ah it’s lunch time here just having fries with sauce

[11:29:41] irish666 Hope you have a great way at work

[11:29:55] irish666 Drive safe !

[11:30:01] irish666 Thanks mate

[11:30:10] irish666 Oh you can walk to work? Or bus

[11:30:26] irish666 Lol oh working from home sweeet

[11:30:29] irish666 Hey ahsoka

[11:30:43] irish666 Sounds ideal

[11:31:13] irish666 I got a tooth impression kit in the mail today at 10am and i managed to do it properly and send it back by 12

[11:31:32] irish666 So it’s gonna arrive at their place on Monday

[11:31:59] irish666 It’s for a gum shield

[11:32:09] irish666 Ahsoka knows all about those

[11:32:54] irish666 Yeah I might get a night shield too but not sure yet

[12:33:13] irish666 What trolls foxy?

[12:33:59] irish666 https://v.redd.it/xchkgqvbqoua1 Mikoolo

[12:34:01] irish666 Oh

[15:53:09] irish666 Frogorg: this is how I imagine you 24/7 https://youtube.com/shorts/3K6ij7I-OGQ?feature=share

[16:11:22] irish666 Uh

[16:11:34] irish666 Frogorg: what’s wrong with you

[16:12:15] irish666 Won’t click YouTube link?

[16:14:24] irish666 Okay 👍🏻

[16:16:11] irish666 Fine I’ll just fine on ignore✌🏻

[16:20:52] irish666 I lost my German language partner

[16:21:24] irish666 Sweden and german have no future

[16:22:05] irish666 No the languages aren’t going to really be practiced in probably 100 years

[16:22:12] irish666 English will be terrible to

[16:22:18] irish666 Say 30 though! Eh I dunno

[16:22:28] irish666 The tongue not the people

[16:23:10] irish666 zeit Geist

[16:23:56] irish666 I did mean to throw Swedish

[16:24:22] irish666 My keyboard has four languages and it’s made my English autocorrect really bad

[16:24:33] irish666 Keeps changing entire sentences

[16:25:19] irish666 Mikoolo:

[16:25:56] irish666 I cannot use symbols on uk online forms lol your name cannot have any accents or anything not from A-Z

[16:26:01] irish666 It is crap

[16:26:34] irish666 I was taught that there’s four ways to laugh in German

[16:27:30] irish666 A woman h4

[16:27:34] irish666 A German one

[16:29:07] irish666 Haha hehe höhö

[16:29:10] irish666 Idk

[16:29:21] irish666 Dunno

[16:29:43] irish666 Höhö hihihihihi

[16:29:49] irish666 You know

[16:30:26] irish666 Like das Frauen

[16:31:31] irish666 Joy division sounds like something my government would set up to combat S.A.D

[16:33:11] irish666 2023 live in the moment 🙃🤪😜

[16:35:25] irish666 Excuse me did you forget that I live there h4

[16:35:30] irish666 I’m the

[16:35:51] irish666 Epitome of cool

[16:36:23] irish666 Na na na

[16:36:30] irish666 What do we have here

[16:37:59] irish666 Wow I can read more German than I could last month

[16:38:05] irish666 Without notes

[16:41:41] irish666 https://i.redd.it/ym64hecwm9va1.jpg

[16:41:51] irish666 What a weird site twitter has become

[16:42:37] irish666 How did somebody trick h4 to give free language lessons I’ll never know

[16:43:43] irish666 You can also say “hun” instead of “German”

[16:44:02] irish666 Xoxoxox

[16:44:38] irish666 H4

[16:45:03] irish666 I said a phrase to my language partner and she blushed but I don’t understand the meaning now

[16:45:05] irish666 Hold ok

[16:45:08] irish666 On*

[16:45:11] irish666 I wrote it down

[16:46:05] irish666 “Bock haben” was in the sentence

[16:46:33] irish666 Wel

[16:46:37] irish666 I said to her

[16:46:59] irish666 I thought Bock haben meant … “are you up for ….x”

[16:48:09] irish666 Would that have a sexual connotation to it h4?

[16:48:27] irish666 Okay

[16:48:38] irish666 Audi say moin for morning

[16:48:39] irish666 Like

[16:48:46] irish666 Moin h4 👋🏻

[16:48:57] irish666 Also

[16:49:11] irish666 I learnt of this magical word…..jein.

[16:49:19] irish666 It’s like ja and Nein

[16:49:44] irish666 😂

[16:51:05] irish666 You can also say ohhhhhhhh mennnnschhhh jetzt nicht?

[16:51:23] irish666 I think the German ohhhhhh is probably

[16:51:26] irish666 Hmmm

[16:52:16] irish666 H4

[16:52:32] irish666 My language partner wasn’t cool enough to explain the sau- situation

[16:52:38] irish666 :/

[16:53:16] irish666 I was told that you can add sau- into the beginning of anything to make or “very” “super”

[16:53:22] irish666 But also

[16:53:37] irish666 Pig fucking is involved right

[16:54:31] irish666 Thx

[16:56:04] irish666 Because mikoolos family attacked mine in 850AD and h4s in the 1930AD 💀

[16:56:50] irish666 I think we did

[16:57:01] irish666 Also it wasn’t peaceful

[16:57:07] irish666 They did fire shots

[16:57:31] irish666 Eeyy

[16:58:02] irish666 Whenever I said geil my language partner would say

[16:58:11] irish666 Don’t speak gangster German

[16:58:15] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[17:00:53] irish666 Well she was a lady playing an ant game on her iPhone h4 and she www slowly teaching me German

[17:00:59] irish666 So maybe 80

[17:01:36] irish666 Haha

[17:01:52] irish666 You know

[17:02:00] irish666 Went to go to an Irish bar in USA

[17:02:07] irish666 Arrived and it was a German bar

[17:02:15] irish666 Only nobody was inside

[17:03:09] irish666 Anyway h4 I’m having a date at this German bar USA and an American German family arrive and they’re having a birthday party and they see us having a date across the room and they think they’re ruining it cause they’re doing all the German dancing and everything but we’re actually loving it anyway

[17:03:18] irish666 They sent us a bottle of wine to our table

[17:03:20] irish666 Really nice

[17:04:08] irish666 Would they do the chicken dance for 2 hours?

[17:04:41] irish666 The duck dance

[17:05:32] irish666 Oh I saw the entire family get up and dance

[17:05:49] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ those Germans went to the moon

[17:06:30] irish666 Yeah lol :(

[17:07:32] irish666 Yeah imagine calling yourself anything other than your real nationality it must be really weird, like imagine having an Irish username when you aren’t even Irish

[17:07:48] irish666 Moronic

[17:09:09] irish666 Lol

[17:09:14] irish666 Awwww

[17:11:10] irish666 I care

[17:11:52] irish666 Scotland is quite fat

[17:12:23] irish666 I’m actually from England Fensta

[17:13:01] irish666 Look like an Ira bomber

[17:13:05] irish666 Even my mum says so

[17:13:17] irish666 Yeah

[17:14:01] irish666 It’s okay I’m the only one happy about the Muslim terrorism, finally not the prime suspect anymore

[17:15:08] irish666 Lol yeah although I did see two bombs go off in 90s and 00s

[17:15:51] irish666 The girlfriend is learning danish

[17:16:42] irish666 But I’m trying to convince her to learn old English or German since I’m half way through a couple of books in both

[17:16:53] irish666 We will see

[17:17:21] irish666 Well the book is In west Saxon dialect

[17:17:51] irish666 íċ rǣdan Frisian ⁊ Ænglisc "Alice...Adelais...in wundorland", þū?

[17:18:32] irish666 Iċ etan Italie melu, cyse-hwēogol ! 🍕 þū?

[17:19:04] irish666 íċ etan Nandos ċicen melu ! þū?

[17:19:11] irish666 It’s like German

[17:19:41] irish666 H4 Se Ispania dōn þæt yfel

[17:19:46] irish666 ^ the Spanish are evil

[17:20:25] irish666 Old English gospels of the bible are beautiful

[17:20:54] irish666 H4 I don’t have living records of people saying certain words so Germans help a lot

[17:20:59] irish666 Of certain sounds

[17:21:09] irish666 I also use the girlfriend for danish help

[17:22:08] irish666 my breakfast mostly comprises of eahta finger meoluc ⁊ tū spōna hefig meoluc(hwæg) ⁊ tū ryge bolla

[17:23:23] irish666 Mikoolo you’re still a dane to me

[17:23:27] irish666 <3

[17:23:52] irish666 Uhhhh

[17:24:02] irish666 I forgot my prescription

[17:24:22] irish666 🚨

[17:25:56] irish666 Sometimes I watch Viking shows, Sweden pre-ikea is depressing

[17:26:23] irish666 Old English uses runes occasionally

[17:26:35] irish666 For things like stone crosses

[17:27:13] irish666 But the Saxon chronicle made by Alfred the great is written using the alphabet

[17:27:40] irish666 He found 200 year old Roman scrolls and taught himself how to read aged 40

[18:14:41] irish666 I forgot to bring my prescription out with me the paper

[18:14:45] irish666 Such a retarded place

[18:43:30] irish666 Windsor?

[18:43:42] irish666 My school used to take us to legoland

[18:43:59] irish666 Yeah one time

[18:44:12] irish666 My school had if so the parents would pick us up from the middle of the maze

[18:44:22] irish666 But too many of the parents were too stupid to solve the maze

[18:44:28] irish666 So they couldn’t pick up their kids

[18:44:30] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[18:44:36] irish666 I got picked up ofc

[18:44:51] irish666 I loved it I went for a few years and I think I would probably recommend it now

[18:45:02] irish666 You and Ahsoka should have your honeymoon there

[18:45:21] irish666 Above the table I hope

[18:45:53] irish666 🙏

[18:46:36] irish666 I took an impression of my teeth today

[18:46:50] irish666 It was surprisingly easy

[18:46:54] irish666 Need a gum shield

[18:47:08] irish666 Nah I’m looking for something for night time

[18:47:12] irish666 And sports

[18:47:23] irish666 Gonna box ahsoka once I get it

[18:47:31] irish666 I don’t grind but eh

[18:48:01] irish666 Then I had to send it to black pool…

[18:48:38] irish666 So people with funny accents will be dealing with it

[18:49:01] irish666 Yeah but yours is funny and scary

[18:49:09] irish666 It always makes me check under my car

[18:49:42] irish666 Above the table I hope

[18:49:55] irish666 👀

[18:50:05] irish666 My car my arse same thing

[19:15:11] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/PMuAGhRETP0?feature=share

[19:49:25] irish666 ComputerTech: https://i.redd.it/2xfrm23ldava1.jpg

[23:05:16] irish666 Oh no

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