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[07:15:32] Mikoolo ComputerTech up early or up late?

[09:21:34] Mikoolo deadly, wanna see me spell depression in british english?

[09:22:00] Mikoolo T h e B r i t i s h E m p i r e

[09:54:31] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/iffqk5eJHlA

[16:52:28] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/iffqk5eJHlA

[17:09:33] Mikoolo When did you buy a house D:

[17:11:43] Mikoolo Can I move in with you \g? I can live in your garage.

[17:12:17] Mikoolo I can give your home defense Blunderbuss maintenance. Cook, clean and feed the cats for you.

[17:13:41] Mikoolo A huge blunderbuss loaded with rocksalt for homedefense.

[17:14:14] Mikoolo :(

[17:14:25] Mikoolo Increased lately or always was?

[17:15:17] Mikoolo :(

[17:15:50] Mikoolo Depending on the latitude living in an apartment is a lot cheaper and always more convenient compared to house.

[17:16:57] Mikoolo Depends on the latitude and country laws.

[17:17:19] Mikoolo And type of house heating.

[17:17:49] Mikoolo Electric heating for a house is shite.

[17:17:52] Mikoolo Expensive af.

[17:18:00] Mikoolo Worst option.

[17:18:19] Mikoolo Geothermal is better.

[17:19:25] Mikoolo And then also depending on the latitude snow shoveling.

[17:19:48] Mikoolo And location from the nearest main road that is maintained by the municipaly to be kept snow free.

[17:20:43] Mikoolo Sure it would be awesome to live out in the forest while still having running water and electricity and have something like 30km to work.

[17:21:24] Mikoolo But after a blizzard and your 5km long private road is covered in snow you have to wake up early and jump into your tractor or atv with snowblower and clear up the road.

[17:21:50] Mikoolo Or pay someone to keep your road snow free.

[17:22:26] Mikoolo Then theres the fucking insurances, market value fluctuations.

[17:23:28] Mikoolo In US theres another horrible thing that the rest of the world is free'd from, I hope. HoA.

[17:23:31] Mikoolo HOA *

[17:24:24] Mikoolo I hate the concept of a HOA, \g.

[17:25:21] Mikoolo Thats one thing you have to check when buying a house. Is it HOA joining required or not when purchasing it.

[17:25:27] Mikoolo In the US ofc.

[17:26:01] Mikoolo Is it a lesser evil HOA or a complete batshit crazy evil dictator HOA?

[17:28:02] Mikoolo HOA is not a thing in Sweden.

[17:31:14] Mikoolo And before buying a house get a independent inspector to join you to check the house before purchasing.

[17:31:36] Mikoolo In US, to check for termites, foundation, pipes.

[17:31:46] Mikoolo If theres water damages.

[17:31:56] Mikoolo Electric wiring.

[17:32:45] Mikoolo [19:25:35] <&Mikoolo> Thats one thing you have to check when buying a house. Is it HOA joining required or not when purchasing it. <-- \g

[17:33:51] Mikoolo "Can't have a satellite antenna on your house"

[17:33:58] Mikoolo satellite dish*

[17:34:57] Mikoolo On Longyearbyen theres one communal rule. Don't lock your car doors when you've parked your car.

[17:35:20] Mikoolo Incase a polarbear gets into the town and people have to quickly seek shelter.

[17:37:11] Mikoolo I knew it was not a thot when I saw it was amazon.

[17:38:48] Mikoolo Here \g have a thoth https://i.imgur.com/1fEux7Q.png

[17:39:57] Mikoolo Now throw him into the basket, Miggy-Kun.

[17:40:19] Mikoolo Here IRSSucks the best thoth https://i.imgur.com/1fEux7Q.png

[18:54:25] Mikoolo I was not aware that Compass was into the dark side of caprinae bestiality.

[18:54:29] Mikoolo ComputerTech *

[18:54:32] Mikoolo Fuck off Compass.

[18:54:43] Mikoolo You laugh?

[18:54:52] Mikoolo KNow what I do now in retaliation?

[18:55:01] Mikoolo I'll show you

[18:55:11] Mikoolo .k Compass blame ComputerTech, he laughed.

[18:55:13] Mikoolo :(

[18:55:33] Mikoolo Not you, but Compass.

[18:55:51] Mikoolo No.

[18:55:52] Mikoolo Poor me.

[18:56:12] Mikoolo Coz Compass is a cunt that catches autocompletes.

[18:56:37] Mikoolo No

[18:56:43] Mikoolo It's not client related retard.

[18:57:24] Mikoolo I've mentioned what client I use multiple times, ComputerTech.

[18:57:27] Mikoolo Mine too crovax.

[18:57:44] Mikoolo Yeee

[18:57:46] Mikoolo Fuck Compass.

[18:58:03] Mikoolo Atleast we ain't on a tablet.

[18:58:08] Mikoolo So our clients are superior.

[18:58:28] Mikoolo crovax, ComputerTech is actually french.

[18:58:39] Mikoolo He runs away way too much for an irishman.

[18:59:05] Mikoolo Called you french for the 3rd time?

[18:59:38] Mikoolo You better have some real good distance between your eyes coz I got a lazy eye.

[19:01:30] Mikoolo Uses irccloud.

[19:01:35] Mikoolo Tells others to get proper clients.

[19:02:56] Mikoolo I see you're on the same boat as I, Compass.

[19:02:59] Mikoolo Fuck off Compass.

[19:03:10] Mikoolo No

[19:03:16] Mikoolo Fuck that thing.

[19:03:29] Mikoolo Hasn't been usefull since GPS was invented and made public.

[19:04:02] Mikoolo TIL, ComputerTech doesn't know what a Compass is.

[19:04:50] Mikoolo It's a thingymabob suspended in water? purified distilled water? something? that points to the magnetic north pole of the planet, Compass.

[19:04:53] Mikoolo ComputerTech *

[19:05:04] Mikoolo Fuck I should learn to double tap tab.

[19:05:32] Mikoolo I am even sober so I can't really blame anything.

[19:06:23] Mikoolo Wheres our friendly neighbourhood german?

[19:06:27] Mikoolo @seen h4

[19:06:43] Mikoolo He ded.

[19:07:45] Mikoolo I bet Jean-Claude Juncker found and started touching him.

[19:08:43] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/rVrpYTZMBcM

[19:08:57] Mikoolo The official drunkard of the EU.

[19:09:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Qjwf0Vmeg0A

[19:15:45] Mikoolo Just use it for yourself.

[19:41:15] Mikoolo Yes \g.

[19:41:17] Mikoolo I am.

[19:43:48] Mikoolo That was annoying to watch \g.

[19:48:52] Mikoolo \g wanna hear what I consider to be the most epic american voice I've heard this year?

[19:49:06] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/4jkEHZVGtlk

[19:55:40] Mikoolo Touché.

[19:57:36] Mikoolo Zack nice. It's the one american comic that I like the most.

[19:58:52] Mikoolo What potatos are you having, End3r?

[19:59:11] Mikoolo Are you boiling with or without the skin on?

[19:59:53] Mikoolo He barely notices me, ComputerTech.

[20:00:07] Mikoolo Yasss

[20:00:20] Mikoolo I don't peel potatos either.

[20:00:22] Mikoolo I eat it.

[20:00:57] Mikoolo And if someone peels raw potatos I tell em "DON'T FUCKING PEEL EM INTO THE SINK! PEEL EM INTO A BOWL SO I CAN FRY EM!"

[20:01:21] Mikoolo Butterfried potato peels is a nice snack.

[20:04:03] Mikoolo Can I show my favourite way of dealing with retards on irc?

[20:04:10] Mikoolo I can? Nice.

[20:04:26] Mikoolo mrinfinity you can be my guinea pig for this. No offence ment.

[20:04:44] Mikoolo This is how I prefer to deal with retards, you're not one tho, mrinfinity.

[20:04:58] Mikoolo And just leave them like that.

[20:05:14] Mikoolo But 9 out of 10 times some other retard decides they should also be kicked.

[20:05:30] Mikoolo Making my action nullified.

[20:05:43] Mikoolo So I end up kicking the one that kicked my target.

[20:08:32] Mikoolo .22lr are cheap iirc.

[20:20:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/AZYcfKmVm6I

[20:56:36] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/PTYujCJtCXk

[20:57:48] Mikoolo Was that a car that flew up in the air \g?

[20:58:05] Mikoolo With the head lights lighting up the apartment building.

[21:21:39] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/P9m0zY8MJu0

[21:25:13] Mikoolo Notice his name, ComputerTech.

[21:25:19] Mikoolo The most stereotypic irish name.

[21:48:15] Mikoolo I can also be random.

[21:48:26] Mikoolo I just felt like doing that for some reason.

[21:50:18] Mikoolo It is funny.

[21:50:43] Mikoolo I find immense enjoyment from it.

[21:52:00] Mikoolo There there, \g.

[21:52:06] Mikoolo One day deadly will unignore us.

[21:53:04] Mikoolo When it reaches land that you own it's big.

[21:53:30] Mikoolo Too bad he can't see us saying farwell to him.

[21:56:24] Mikoolo I kinda want a small dog like Minion.

[21:56:24] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/D1zvs2x-3Xw

[22:02:15] Mikoolo irish666, repeat, after me.

[22:02:46] Mikoolo Wrong, irish666.

[22:02:52] Mikoolo You should have said.

[22:02:54] Mikoolo After me.

[22:04:46] Mikoolo Wouldn't it have been easier to just link to the tweet, irish666?

[22:05:54] Mikoolo https://twitter.com/theapplehub/status/1648199443370614786

[22:16:20] Mikoolo Thought so.

[22:16:31] Mikoolo Hope they fucking survived without any permanent issues.

[22:16:42] Mikoolo ComputerTech *

[22:16:45] Mikoolo .kb Compass

[22:16:48] Mikoolo .k Compass

[22:18:12] Mikoolo He still wouldn't, \g.

[22:18:17] Mikoolo .log

[22:19:43] Mikoolo It's not a dropped bomb, \g. Gaspipe is probably the cause.

[22:19:56] Mikoolo Unless the bomb burrowed deep beneath the road.

[22:21:43] Mikoolo that side of the road goes up like a zip being squeezed.

[22:21:48] Mikoolo zit *

[22:22:45] Mikoolo Can you link to the site page for the video for me \g?

[22:25:10] Mikoolo HOh

[22:25:12] Mikoolo Oh*

[22:25:16] Mikoolo You're right \g.

[22:25:24] Mikoolo It was a bomb they dropped.

[22:25:25] Mikoolo https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65344370

[22:25:29] Mikoolo Russia did it themselves.

[22:25:38] Mikoolo On one of their own border cities.

[22:27:41] Mikoolo Thats a huge crater

[22:27:42] Mikoolo The undetonated device was found in the same area as the bomb that was accidentally dropped on Thursday evening, leaving a huge crater about 20 metres (60 ft) wide close to the city centre.

[22:28:58] Mikoolo \g

[22:28:58] Mikoolo Two women were taken to hospital for treatment, according to the governor. But with a Russian bomber hitting a busy residential district the consequences could have been far worse.

[22:29:05] Mikoolo From the article I linked.

[22:31:48] Mikoolo Yeah channel name says it's cgi \g.

[22:34:12] Mikoolo ComputerTech irish666 here https://youtu.be/ArMmS0fjuLM

[22:34:20] Mikoolo So we can have some h4 even tho he ain't here.

[22:36:54] Mikoolo This is imo neater \g https://youtu.be/hBB_yOXU4QA

[22:37:26] Mikoolo I wanna see a tornado up close if I ever go to the us.

[22:40:41] Mikoolo That line of trees on the left would have given a lumberjack inferiourity complex considering how fast it went down. Even if the video was speeded up.

[22:46:18] Mikoolo \g show this to your wife https://youtu.be/XurLCMnD8HI

[22:49:19] Mikoolo Oh this is about how to make babies usefull, \g.

[22:49:49] Mikoolo Watch the video I linked, Compass.

[22:50:04] Mikoolo .kb ComputerTech you've been replaced.

[22:51:09] Mikoolo I write the first 4 letters in your nick. The u is too far away to tap on it comfortably.

[22:51:29] Mikoolo And I can press tab with the ring finger on my left hand.

[22:52:07] Mikoolo I guess I have to adapt to write with my right hand one button more to the right.

[22:52:15] Mikoolo TO THE LEFT:

[22:54:53] Mikoolo Left indexfinger on c. right ring finger on o, right index finger on m, right ring finger on p and then right index finger up to u and lastly left ring finger on tab and right pinky on enter.

[22:55:10] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[22:55:15] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[22:55:18] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[22:55:20] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[22:55:26] Mikoolo Down to 2 seconds.

[22:55:38] Mikoolo Did you write Mikoolo or did you just press arrow up?

[22:55:51] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[22:55:54] Mikoolo ComputerTech

[22:56:02] Mikoolo 3 seconds to write your nick.

[22:56:19] Mikoolo You're auto completing it.

[22:56:22] Mikoolo Or arrow up and enter.

[22:56:25] Mikoolo Yee

[22:56:29] Mikoolo Lazy frenchie.

[22:57:30] Mikoolo \g has an annoying nick to type.

[22:57:49] Mikoolo Yee.

[22:58:02] Mikoolo underdose had a nifty way for how to highlight him.

[22:58:17] Mikoolo Write his nick first in a sentence and it would have highlighted him.

[22:58:22] Mikoolo Like.

[22:58:38] Mikoolo Mikoolo

[22:58:41] Mikoolo Mikoolo

[22:58:43] Mikoolo Mikoolo

[22:58:49] Mikoolo 1 second to type my nick.

[22:59:17] Mikoolo You probably got my nick as a custom word on auto-correct.

[23:00:12] Mikoolo Left pinky on shift, right index finger on m, then the rest of the letters are written with my fuck you finger.

[23:00:58] Mikoolo My wanking position is both of my legs behind my head and then I rock back and forth on my back while stroking myself, ComputerTech.

[23:01:18] Mikoolo You should try it.

[23:04:12] Mikoolo ComputerTech I got pics of johnnysin, wanna see?

[23:04:38] Mikoolo Nice.

[23:05:08] Mikoolo 15 bucks goes straight to the DNW Chief of Operations own pocket.

[23:06:47] Mikoolo ComputerTech here https://i.redd.it/sidxefmycuy91.jpg

[23:07:33] Mikoolo \g can confirm the authenticity for you, ComputerTech.

[23:08:44] Mikoolo I am 1337F4k3H4XX0R

[23:09:02] Mikoolo Yee.

[23:09:37] Mikoolo Here, I got another pic https://i.imgur.com/0xv6bnw_d.jpg

[23:09:43] Mikoolo DAMN THATS TINY

[23:09:57] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/0xv6bnw.jpeg

[23:09:58] Mikoolo There

[23:10:08] Mikoolo Back when he was in the army.

[23:10:40] Mikoolo He studied to become a doctor during his service.

[23:11:02] Mikoolo He got first hand chance to study and heal gun related wounds.

[23:11:14] Mikoolo Firefighter too.

[23:11:23] Mikoolo And an astronaut.

[23:12:25] Mikoolo Also

[23:12:25] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/qsQSYJi.jpeg

[23:16:16] Mikoolo May I answer?

[23:17:01] Mikoolo She plays this game because the ones with a graphical polygon based graphics engines are too realistic and causes her to have issues from separating reality from video games.

[23:20:28] Mikoolo login. Is it art when people see, as an example, a painting and think "Oh the artist must have been thinking about sunny fields seeb from the peaks of the dutch mountains." while the artist actually was bored and drew something he just made up on the spot?

[23:21:17] Mikoolo seen*

[23:35:27] Mikoolo Fucking late dinner,

[23:35:53] Mikoolo Get a normal sleep/awake cycle.

[23:36:14] Mikoolo You

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