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Wednesday, April 26, 2023
[06:41:51] Mikoolo Want me to read you a bedtime story?
[06:42:43] Mikoolo About ComputerTech and Kuro-chan in a hot spicy te-te a te-te in Ontario?
[06:43:01] Mikoolo tete-a-tete*
[06:43:38] Mikoolo Contains "Its only smellz" moments.
[06:44:27] Mikoolo Uncensored handholding is lewd.
[06:44:52] Mikoolo My story won't contain uncensored handholding.
[06:48:03] Mikoolo What about censoring it with cathode-ray tubes, Kuro-chan?
[06:48:32] Mikoolo And 90's.
[06:49:09] Mikoolo Yes?
[06:49:29] Mikoolo k
[06:54:23] Mikoolo If you get a pixel art tattoo make sure the artist uses rulers and stuff to get the straightest lines possible.
[06:55:08] Mikoolo Imagine having a pixel art tattoo and theres one squiggly line in there and everyone that you show the tattoo instantly sees it and points it out.
[07:11:55] Mikoolo It has some funny parts in the article.
[07:14:03] Mikoolo And only 500 videos in 6 years.
[07:14:07] Mikoolo Thats kinda low imo.
[07:14:16] Mikoolo .cc 500/6
[07:14:25] Mikoolo Just 83 videos each year.
[07:15:00] Mikoolo Probably was smart to do it as stealthy as possible and chose his opportunities.
[07:17:20] Mikoolo Better up.
[07:18:45] Mikoolo A white lab rat. With the text "Missing. Escaped on 26th of April 2023. If found do not go near it or touch it, extremely aggressive. Call us instantly." with a picture of a generic white lab rat in a laboratory.
[07:19:30] Mikoolo The laboratory part is important to have in the picture.
[07:20:39] Mikoolo Like this picture https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/lab-rats-bred-crop.jpg but crop it so only the guys hands are left visible along with the rats and other stuff.
[07:30:43] Mikoolo I would fall asleep if I watched south park.
[07:42:42] Mikoolo $tell ComputerTech https://youtu.be/v7S-VnugpaI
[11:55:09] Mikoolo My condolences, Kowal.
[11:56:00] Mikoolo I don't think he understands why I gave you my condolences.
[11:56:14] Mikoolo yournamehere, Kowal is inside ComputerTech.
[11:56:22] Mikoolo Thats why he showed up on the relay bot.
[11:56:46] Mikoolo You want to get inside him?
[11:56:48] Mikoolo D:
[11:57:15] Mikoolo You've become part of ComputerTech's botnet now, Kowal.
[11:57:36] Mikoolo Also, do you get two highlights now Kowal ?
[11:57:49] Mikoolo Ain't it fun :)
[12:03:52] Mikoolo We should ban Komputer.
[12:04:05] Mikoolo And Compass.
[12:04:12] Mikoolo Especially Compass.
[12:04:25] Mikoolo huh
[12:04:43] Mikoolo No, starting with ComputerTech.
[12:05:26] Mikoolo Who is Mike Judge and can he legally call himself a judge?
[12:06:39] Mikoolo Is that the persons firstname?
[12:06:48] Mikoolo Cool.
[12:07:13] Mikoolo Imagine having the name Judge Judge while working as a Judge.
[12:07:41] Mikoolo Agree.
[12:08:03] Mikoolo He's Kowal.
[12:11:28] Mikoolo Thats a larvae smoking a pipe, Kowal. Alice in Wonderland thing.
[12:11:44] Mikoolo yournamehere is probably smoking weed as we write.
[12:13:06] Mikoolo I'll be a bit rude now Kowal.
[12:13:09] Mikoolo Get a better client.
[14:48:30] Mikoolo ⛩️
[14:48:55] Mikoolo Hello ComputerTech the Sheep Afficiado.
[14:49:13] Mikoolo Afficionado *
[14:51:30] Mikoolo How many ovis aries have you mounted from the rear today ComputerTech?
[14:55:36] Mikoolo I am watching Resident Evil 2002 atm. Damn they have a shitty choice of music for some scenes.
[14:55:56] Mikoolo Seen the movie before ofc, but never paid attention to the music choices before.
[14:56:45] Mikoolo In some scenes like in the tunnels where they are trying to get out I wouldn't have had any music at all if I was the one responsible for that shit.
[14:58:06] Mikoolo Do I have to pay?
[14:58:15] Mikoolo Pass
[14:58:32] Mikoolo I got a movie for you login.
[14:59:26] Mikoolo A spaghetti western comedy.
[14:59:45] Mikoolo A western made by italians.
[14:59:50] Mikoolo Or in italy.
[15:00:07] Mikoolo Like the Django movies are spaghetti westerns.
[15:00:19] Mikoolo I think almost all Clint Eastwood movies are also spaghetti westerns?
[15:00:49] Mikoolo I would never call John Wick movies for martial arts movies.
[15:01:00] Mikoolo Ain't cats a musical?
[15:01:05] Mikoolo Action movie.
[15:01:12] Mikoolo John Wick is action movies.
[15:01:58] Mikoolo Worlds Worst Father.
[15:02:14] Mikoolo Liam Neeson is the worlds worst father.
[15:02:24] Mikoolo How many times has his daughter been kidnapped now?
[15:02:26] Mikoolo 2? 3?
[15:03:42] Mikoolo Or a Sean Bean movie where he's immortal and "dies" 40 times in the movie.
[15:03:55] Mikoolo And still keeps coming back.
[15:04:32] Mikoolo He's famous for dying.
[15:04:47] Mikoolo He played Boromir in LoTR.
[15:04:56] Mikoolo The guy that becomes a orcish pin cushion.
[15:05:09] Mikoolo He played 006 in Goldeneye.
[15:05:22] Mikoolo Both
[15:05:44] Mikoolo It was the first James Bond movie with Pierce Brosnan.
[15:06:53] Mikoolo Never seen it.
[15:07:16] Mikoolo Only place I enjoy watching Pierce Brosnan is in Remington Steele episodes.
[15:07:58] Mikoolo It's a 80's american spy tv series.
[15:08:39] Mikoolo What about finnish drama movies like Häijyt?
[15:09:00] Mikoolo Or norwegian Kaiju movies like Troll.
[15:10:32] Mikoolo Or swedish dark comedy tv series like Pistvakt - En Vintersaga. Or as it's called in english. Piste Watch - A Winter's Tale. About 3 brothers who works in a skii resort in the deepest darkest snowiest place in sweden.
[15:53:45] Mikoolo irish666, as your lawyer I recommend that you shoot Syndus with your armalite and then leg it.
[16:25:39] Mikoolo No
[16:25:53] Mikoolo If it was 11/9 it might have taken place in a different country.
[16:26:36] Mikoolo Elfte i Nionde.
[16:26:43] Mikoolo .t sv en Elfte i nionde
[16:28:31] Mikoolo Theres 6 americans in a pack.
[16:29:22] Mikoolo 24 americans in a box.
[16:29:31] Mikoolo No
[16:29:35] Mikoolo 24 americans in a case.
[16:30:23] Mikoolo Good
[16:30:25] Mikoolo You?
[16:30:33] Mikoolo Good
[16:30:40] Mikoolo How can I make you doing poorly?
[16:30:51] Mikoolo I see zof escalated this already.
[16:31:12] Mikoolo \g I 99.9% have a job next week.
[16:31:20] Mikoolo 99.9% chance*
[16:31:35] Mikoolo That and doing highway cleaning.
[16:31:46] Mikoolo And probably highway fence reparation.
[16:32:02] Mikoolo Treeserv
[16:32:05] Mikoolo Not in this channel.
[16:32:30] Mikoolo I told ComputerTech to politely ask Tsukasa-kun in pm to have his bot in here and then wait 6 months for a reply, \g.
[16:32:45] Mikoolo Yes.
[16:33:44] Mikoolo \g the works hours will be weird tho. Monday to wednesday, 12 hour workdays, 5 on thursdays then off rest of the week.
[16:34:26] Mikoolo Does
[16:34:37] Mikoolo If theres an agreement on it.
[16:34:41] Mikoolo With the union.
[16:35:22] Mikoolo Would be 2 hours overtime.
[16:37:21] Mikoolo Oh yeah
[16:37:27] Mikoolo Monday is a public holiday here.
[16:37:53] Mikoolo When the socialdemocrats march on the street and sing this song, but in swedish. https://youtu.be/9LbziknNpCE
[16:39:43] Mikoolo But the swedish version does not contain the 5th verse.
[16:47:45] Mikoolo I got a good song from sweden for you Fensta.
[16:50:34] Mikoolo Heres another imo good song from sweden, Fensta https://youtu.be/YtkDGNYAmaA
[16:51:18] Mikoolo I like the music video.
[16:51:22] Mikoolo Very simplistic.
[17:00:57] Mikoolo In Flames are meh imo.
[17:01:47] Mikoolo Here Fensta, a swedish metal band doing a cover of a abba song https://youtu.be/3mudeZ089sA
[17:01:58] Mikoolo You'll like this cover.
[17:02:01] Mikoolo Goth metal cover.
[17:02:27] Mikoolo The guys voice is imo awesome af in that song.
[17:04:37] Mikoolo This is imo the best metal cover of any abba song.
[17:05:39] Mikoolo Theres also bare breasts in the music video.
[17:07:52] Mikoolo I have never heard of Swallow The Sun.
[17:07:59] Mikoolo But if it's growling then I might automatically hate it.
[17:08:44] Mikoolo No growling in that song.
[17:08:57] Mikoolo I hate 99% of all growling metal.
[17:09:01] Mikoolo Oh there the growling came
[17:09:49] Mikoolo Theres a swedish metal band that has growling it that I don't mind.
[17:09:56] Mikoolo They sing in swedish.
[17:26:45] Mikoolo h4 good news.
[17:26:57] Mikoolo Theres a 99% chance that I got a job starting next week.
[17:27:51] Mikoolo Please apologize to MAGIC for offending him this gravely, ComputerTech.
[17:28:16] Mikoolo Don't huh me.
[17:29:11] Mikoolo Someone needs to give ComputerTech a proper lashing for failing to apologizing to MAGIC for misstaking me for him.
[17:29:33] Mikoolo And what are you sorry about?
[17:30:03] Mikoolo For all we know that "sorry MAGIC" could be for something you did to him last week.
[17:31:09] Mikoolo I apologize to you for the highlight spam I have caused you, MAGIC.
[17:32:32] Mikoolo ComputerTech, that was my apology to MAGIC.
[17:32:36] Mikoolo Don't fucking copy/paste it.
[17:33:52] Mikoolo That explains why he's always using brb the wrong way.
[17:34:19] Mikoolo He always break shit for lack of knowledge by copy/pasting instead for writing.
[17:34:30] Mikoolo So his brb turns into a bbl due to that.
[17:35:13] Mikoolo I know jack shit about coding but I guess the double spaces and probably a missed letter or two due to common copy/paste failures causing issues.
[17:35:27] Mikoolo Hence breaking stuff.
[17:36:19] Mikoolo Like I sent my bank account details today to the company thats hiring me. I checked the account number like 5 times to make sure it was correct.
[17:37:57] Mikoolo let me guess. 1488-420-1889 - Deutschebank.
[17:38:14] Mikoolo Thats your bank account number, right h4?
[17:38:44] Mikoolo Imagine if no one gets what I wrote there h4.
[17:38:48] Mikoolo Except you.
[19:48:08] Mikoolo deadly, why are you here if you hate all of us?
[19:50:30] Mikoolo Should we help him to break it more \g?
[20:09:03] Mikoolo \g you should buy a blackpowder revolver.
[20:09:10] Mikoolo For fun shootings.
[20:09:56] Mikoolo You can roleplay as Arthur Morgan with your wife.
[20:11:21] Mikoolo The cops in GTAV are easy to escape from tho.
[20:12:28] Mikoolo You know, \g. You could just call lester.
[20:14:18] Mikoolo superkuh, they considered that for Saints Row but decided it wouldn't be fun.
[20:15:01] Mikoolo Old old article.
[20:15:57] Mikoolo And a game like that would have indestructible buildings if it was to have a story mode.
[20:16:14] Mikoolo Like where certain scenes are to happen.
[20:16:27] Mikoolo That would break immersion in some ways.
[20:16:40] Mikoolo He's afraid of it, \g.
[20:18:34] Mikoolo This is better
[20:19:04] Mikoolo Yes
[20:20:24] Mikoolo He wears shoes in it, \g.
[20:20:43] Mikoolo HE DOES!
[20:20:49] Mikoolo Not all the time tho.
[20:46:54] Mikoolo h4 wanna ruin someones day someday this week with me?
[20:50:17] Mikoolo We need to find a suitable victim first.
[20:51:03] Mikoolo We can exclude ComputerTech. He's too drunk to understand whats happening.
[20:54:04] Mikoolo Easier to say what isn't.
[20:55:49] Mikoolo Nice.
[20:55:52] Mikoolo He's in the other room.
[20:55:59] Mikoolo Hmm
[20:56:05] Mikoolo tr
[20:56:17] Mikoolo If I put ComputerTech on ignore here.
[20:56:36] Mikoolo Will he write more often in his own network to get my attention?
[20:57:20] Mikoolo I have yet to boot him from #ComputerΤech
[20:57:23] Mikoolo But I could.
[20:58:00] Mikoolo Have you seen my channel dedicated for ComputerTech fanfic erotica, h4?
[20:59:07] Mikoolo I sent you an invite.
[21:01:30] Mikoolo It's a work in progress.
[21:09:32] Mikoolo I am the new owner of the channel.
[21:09:42] Mikoolo Copy/paste /msg chanserv info #ComputerΤech
[21:09:46] Mikoolo TO see the truth!
[21:11:48] Mikoolo See you tomorrow.
[21:42:29] Mikoolo I checked a review. It won't run all psx games at full speed.
[21:42:32] Mikoolo Or without issues.
[21:44:18] Mikoolo He's out sighting in his armalites.
[21:44:57] Mikoolo ok
[21:44:58] Mikoolo slep
[21:44:59] Mikoolo bbl
[21:47:31] Mikoolo REEEEEEEEE
[21:47:57] Mikoolo HERE I AM GOING TO SLEEP AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO PICK APART MY WORDS AS IF IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO WHEN IT WAS COOOL TO DO!
[21:47:59] Mikoolo REEEEEEEE
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