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[01:58:57] Syndus I found my old wax and rosin stash, I thought o

[01:59:04] Syndus I lost it on the move

[01:59:14] Syndus Yeeeeeeee

[01:59:30] Syndus 😀

[02:00:07] Syndus Great timing too, ran out of bud

[02:01:34] Syndus I forgot about this stuff, peanut butter cookie, lemonade kush, and a thing of brown maple syrup press I have yet to try.

[02:02:33] Syndus I'd rather stick with flower but, ya know.

[02:05:07] Syndus I kinda rolled all I had left and rolled all I cleaned in kief balls and pa ked am all into a long glass hitter.

[02:05:52] Syndus Jesus. That was 5 says ago, took me three to finish it lol.

[02:26:10] Syndus Hey

[02:26:26] Syndus You guys ever watch hot ones?

[02:26:48] Syndus Naw the wing challenge show

[02:26:52] Syndus Yt

[02:27:36] Syndus I'm watching super mega do it, lol they made them script it to make fun of themselves.

[02:28:40] Syndus https://youtu.be/EDqJXV6cAdA here. They have some good u die u smoke episodes of bluntbourne and deaden soulsa

[02:28:57] Syndus I dunno, I like em.

[02:33:30] Syndus Maaaan

[02:33:50] Syndus Sushi

[02:34:12] Syndus Same, I like little me, he stays with me till I die.

[02:34:40] Syndus Sushi isn't a woman

[02:35:08] Syndus That's three ducks in a suit, with an untitled goose for a head

[02:35:12] Syndus .....get it!

[02:35:22] Syndus Lol

[02:35:32] Syndus Sushi, I don't look my age either

[02:35:48] Syndus I'm older than most of you lol

[02:35:57] Syndus Sure lol

[02:36:55] Syndus I call women hun, I had one of those muti colored one side shaved, skinny angry getman bitch rip into me at the gas station for calling her hun.

[02:37:32] Syndus She was old too, driving a yellow mini Cooper with pika as a plate and lil ears on top

[02:38:22] Syndus Gah, I wish ppl like that would get comfortable enough to just be chill instead of always being on auto defensive and pissy.

[02:38:40] Syndus Mean ppl suck

[02:39:27] Syndus Lol two t shirts I want to wear soon, "mean ppl suck" and " I shaved my balls for this?"

[02:43:24] Syndus Yeah ok so check it, this is kind of a mantra or whatever that I try to live by to keep me from just straight up beating wholesale ass every day. I just imagine the person that angers me the most in any moment, and realize how much of a prison the human mind can be, especially if you go out of your way to make your sexual identity your whole personality. If they have to make other ppl feel wrong or bad for information not given proact

[02:43:42] Syndus Then I just walk away

[02:44:15] Syndus You'll get it if ya think about it.

[02:44:41] Syndus Nono see I'm not breaking any of it up here I'm just saying in general

[02:45:07] Syndus Ppl be crazy obsessed with themselves in the wrong eat, and it the long run it hurts ppl

[02:45:16] Syndus *wrong way

[02:45:33] Syndus See yeah ok that was a good example. Vb

[02:48:35] Syndus Ball busting man haters just make me cringe, ever see that old movie 9 to 5? I mean I get women's suffer age, equal rights, but it is 22023, we have all of that now. My point was that when ppl use their disposition of their condition, and don't to grow as a person and just use it as validation to be an asshole. I think we can all agree. Those ppl are toxic.

[02:49:24] Syndus Well think of it this way....

[02:50:49] Syndus Boobs. Men love boobs, women love boobs. Gay men love boobs, and so do lesbians. Every technicolor dreamboat in the rainbow thesaurus of fleeting identity in-between....boobs are awesome

[02:53:09] Syndus Oh don't worry about me. I won't mind fuck ya like everyone else if you're sensetive and shit.

[02:53:18] Syndus It's a debate joke

[02:53:27] Syndus Damn I'm two of you

[02:53:41] Syndus Wanna see?

[02:56:08] Syndus Sushi

[02:56:14] Syndus https://ibb.co/GPjVpNV

[02:56:14] Syndus https://ibb.co/hZF2Sg7

[02:56:43] Syndus Lol no

[02:56:55] Syndus No shit

[02:57:18] Syndus I just love showing ppl what I look like when I yell them I'm 40

[02:57:22] Syndus *tell

[02:57:59] Syndus Brb, dab

[03:10:58] Syndus I should watch a movie tonight

[03:13:37] Syndus Hey was the new batman any good?

[03:13:55] Syndus Pattinson

[03:14:17] Syndus I bought it but never opened it. Br

[03:14:20] Syndus Lol

[03:14:24] Syndus Really

[03:14:28] Syndus Dang it

[03:14:48] Syndus Ummm looking at a huge bin of blurts here...

[03:16:13] Syndus One time I talked my mom into eating edibles with me, and watched twilight with filters from my phone cast to the TV, lol that woman fell off the couch laughing twice

[03:16:45] Syndus I di

[03:16:49] Syndus Do

[03:17:05] Syndus I'm lookin

[03:17:50] Syndus I spy with my little eye Bofades and Euripites.

[03:18:28] Syndus Batmanhush, ever read Greek philosophy of from Bofates?

[03:19:05] Syndus BOFATES NUUUUUTS BITCH! HAHA GOTEE

[03:19:09] Syndus .......

[03:19:18] Syndus It'll work some day

[03:19:44] Syndus Both of deez nusdude

[03:19:53] Syndus Nuts*

[03:20:27] Syndus *psp

[03:21:01] Syndus Remember the nut psp commercials?

[03:21:15] Syndus It's a nut you can play outside

[03:22:27] Syndus I will never be weeb enough to consider tacking on a Japanese formality to my handle

[03:22:55] Syndus Really

[03:23:50] Syndus One of my dreams is to have an arcade and a 4 player custom build mame cab in my basement

[03:24:56] Syndus I knew a guy that learned Japanese from a French guy. So when he spoke, it was he had the weirdest accent

[03:26:56] Syndus I can't work atm either, waiting for this to heal. Doing exercises every day, and I haven't even started pt yet, I can get my arm above my head supporting it, and up to my forehead supporting its own weight

[03:28:05] Syndus Not me oh not us

[03:29:14] Syndus Sushi, you want to know the series thing a woman can wear for a straight guy?

[03:29:22] Syndus *sexiest

[03:30:06] Syndus It's his shirt, the next morning

[03:30:48] Syndus Yeah nobody is taking listening lol nvm

[05:28:27] Syndus Whoa, thar peanut butter cookie is potent

[05:28:50] Syndus Super-duper

[05:39:23] Syndus Whoa

[05:40:00] Syndus Once this glue finally comes off, I gotta show you all this scar.

[05:53:49] Syndus My pinto has a fire extinguisher and a soare Mexican in the trunk

[05:53:54] Syndus So there

[05:54:03] Syndus *spare

[06:22:27] Syndus !bung

[06:23:48] Syndus !zork

[06:24:03] Syndus !fludge

[06:24:23] Syndus !1960's batman fight

[06:33:43] Syndus Lol I actually used to watch reruns of that as a kid with my great aunt. I was into it.

[06:35:26] Syndus Oh yeah, I fell asleep on the couch with a TV on the other day. The guy that played Robin with Adam west, sells pet food on late night cable commercials

[06:36:07] Syndus Lolwut

[06:37:50] Syndus I remember catching rocky for the first time and family told me Ricky's trainer was the penguin

[06:38:29] Syndus Think the last thing I caught George gershwin in wad 12 monkeys

[06:38:41] Syndus Riddler^

[06:39:07] Syndus Is ertha Kitt still alive?

[06:39:44] Syndus Damn 2008

[06:49:01] Syndus Mikoolo

[06:49:25] Syndus I have an idea for a pixel art tattoo I'd like to get

[06:49:37] Syndus I've had it for a long time now

[06:50:19] Syndus Og megaman with a knife, spatula, and chef's hat.

[06:51:35] Syndus No one nearby that I've seen that gets proper depth for something like that.

[06:56:40] Syndus Yeah everyone said that about my griever tattoo when I got it, it's curved just a lil bit

[07:00:22] Syndus I got sick of it one day, and told a woman I worked with that it's perfectly normal for guys and that she should be thanking me for being able to hit the spot easier. Lol.

[07:00:55] Syndus She was the sheriff's wife XD lolol

[07:01:17] Syndus Ex wife now

[07:01:33] Syndus Worked with most of their kids

[07:11:41] Syndus Why?

[07:12:00] Syndus Oh...

[07:14:06] Syndus I guess it's funny it was a lightsaber store

[07:15:00] Syndus Idea

[07:16:45] Syndus Put up a bunch of flyers that say "Missing hamster, do not contact us. Show it no love, it is evil."

[07:17:18] Syndus No info, just a picture

[07:17:27] Syndus Lol

[07:19:16] Syndus Lol yeah just something harmless but freaky and funny

[07:21:12] Syndus I was thinking mr garrisons lab grown rat penis singing to the moon

[07:22:05] Syndus Eeeeek eereek!

[07:22:26] Syndus Oh honey, always afraid of a little penis

[07:23:13] Syndus I've had a few sleepless nights with south park recently.

[08:51:12] Syndus Hi everybody!

[08:51:35] Syndus Bye everybody!

[15:20:49] Syndus All I got out of that was nimby

[15:37:23] Syndus The greater good

[15:40:52] Syndus Hey papa smurf can I lick your ass

[15:40:59] Syndus Yeah lick my ass bitch

[15:41:12] Syndus ......God that's old

[15:43:17] Syndus So my neighbors complained about me

[15:43:45] Syndus They asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall so loud in the shower.

[15:43:53] Syndus I said maaaybe.

[15:44:00] Syndus .......

[15:44:04] Syndus Get it?

[15:44:19] Syndus Lol

[15:45:00] Syndus I told my guy I miss working with him and the crew yesterday, he said he misses my jokes

[15:46:04] Syndus Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side...

[15:46:04] Syndus I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

[15:46:34] Syndus Yahsyeeheeeeeeooohoh

[15:46:38] Syndus Lol

[15:47:56] Syndus Why are retired Nazis so good

[15:48:05] Syndus With animals?

[15:48:26] Syndus They're veteran Aryans

[15:49:52] Syndus Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson ?

[15:50:08] Syndus Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.

[15:50:17] Syndus Lol

[15:50:28] Syndus I like dark humor

[15:50:49] Syndus See ya gotta twist it at the end

[15:51:00] Syndus The ol dicktwist!

[15:51:17] Syndus Cheney you whore

[15:51:23] Syndus The wings are clipped

[15:51:39] Syndus Don't point that at me, you're drunk

[15:52:01] Syndus Iran, Iran so far away....to Iraq

[15:52:22] Syndus Bembembembembewbewbewbewbew

[15:53:07] Syndus Hello Irish come on down and pick from one of these 3 fabulous prizes in the showcase showdown!

[15:53:20] Syndus Door 1 2 or 3

[15:53:31] Syndus Audience?

[15:53:58] Syndus Fuck off, security

[15:54:17] Syndus Taxi driver ass outta here

[15:54:41] Syndus Ok willow

[15:55:53] Syndus Ok thus one is educated but fucked up

[15:55:57] Syndus Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11.

[15:55:57] Syndus It would be IX/XI

[15:56:02] Syndus ....

[15:56:50] Syndus I got fired on the first day of my new job for asking customers if they would prefer "Smoking or Non-Smoking."

[15:57:08] Syndus Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial

[15:57:13] Syndus "

[16:25:09] Syndus If it was 11/9 they would have have hijacked the world trade center and threw it into planes 😐

[16:25:34] Syndus Stupid

[16:26:05] Syndus Canada

[17:53:35] Syndus Roses are red, violets are blue. I must eat yogurt off of you, wield my passion like an axe, it's warm gooey, just like wax.

[17:55:26] Syndus Yeah stuff that bird you fucking slut

[17:57:12] Syndus Ct

[17:57:25] Syndus Have you ever seen hellbenders?

[17:57:37] Syndus .yt hellbenders apples

[17:57:40] Syndus Watch that

[17:57:45] Syndus And you're welcome

[18:00:25] Syndus Get the sald spoons msn

[18:00:33] Syndus It's trapped

[18:01:05] Syndus Brb, I'm gonna go hit a deer in the head with an orange

[21:36:54] Syndus https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Handheld-Console-Screen-Gaming-Player/dp/B09N734PR6

[21:37:24] Syndus It'll run psx games at full speed

[21:37:58] Syndus Compared to like a rertopocket 3

[21:38:28] Syndus *retroid

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