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[00:00:07] Mikoolo Only thing slover than the samsung 860 EVO or 870 QVO was a HDD, WD BLue 7200 RPM.

[00:00:11] Mikoolo slower*

[00:01:58] Mikoolo 24 bay rackmounts are expensive as shit?

[00:02:08] Mikoolo You know what else had that same price tag that you bought?

[00:02:45] Mikoolo I ain't gonna shame you in here \g but thats cheaper than what you bought for your car.

[00:02:53] Mikoolo Compared to what they do.

[00:04:23] Mikoolo \g get a m.2/nvme for your games.

[00:04:49] Mikoolo If you want a budget one get a kingston.

[00:05:15] Mikoolo I buy kingston.

[00:05:46] Mikoolo But they were caught a while back with changing supplier on some of their older sata ssd's that lowered the promised transfer speeds, login.

[00:06:05] Mikoolo But imo kingston ain't bad.

[00:06:13] Mikoolo I got a kingston m.2 in my computer.

[00:06:21] Mikoolo Same

[00:06:32] Mikoolo Got a 250gb kingston Sata ssd and a m.2 in this computer.

[00:07:35] Mikoolo Sure it was 9 years ago https://www.anandtech.com/show/7763/an-update-to-kingston-ssdnow-v300-a-switch-to-slower-micron-nand

[00:08:32] Mikoolo Micron caused it if they forced Kingston at gunpoint to change to a slower NAND.

[00:09:39] Mikoolo Sugar

[00:09:47] Mikoolo High blood sugar.

[00:10:47] Mikoolo Are you mistaking pregnant women for pregnant female dogs, \g?

[00:13:13] Mikoolo Ban irish from having partners.

[00:13:27] Mikoolo And the welsh too.

[00:13:31] Mikoolo Fucking weirdos.

[00:13:34] Mikoolo Whole lot of them.

[00:14:11] Mikoolo They don't need to, login.

[00:16:18] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/8c7ZHCnQKDQ

[00:16:54] Mikoolo Worst case scenario. You survive.

[00:17:02] Mikoolo A gunshot to the head.

[00:17:46] Mikoolo Imagine surviving it \g, and be paralized and shit. While you sit there unable to communicate to the outside world and they keep you alive.

[00:19:22] Mikoolo Seems like she tried to blow her head off with a shotgun, \g.

[00:20:52] Mikoolo \g she could have ended up looking like Arseface from Preacher https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/06/tv_arseface1a.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

[00:21:18] Mikoolo Makeup

[00:21:31] Mikoolo Arseface tried to kill himself with a shotgun.

[00:22:32] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/GLcapWjVXoE

[00:22:35] Mikoolo This is a great tv series

[00:22:50] Mikoolo Yes he is.

[00:23:06] Mikoolo He's G everywhere.

[00:24:36] Mikoolo THey get desensitized after doing their job for 10+ years.

[00:25:06] Mikoolo Imagine getting into the 100th domestic violence call.

[00:25:13] Mikoolo Or the 1000th suicidee.

[00:28:14] Mikoolo Only if you touch it.

[00:28:23] Mikoolo Τ

[00:28:31] Mikoolo There \g

[00:29:51] Mikoolo Oh yeah I should go to bed.

[00:30:22] Mikoolo It's horizontal position time.

[09:54:45] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/iSf23T9MEr4

[09:56:02] Mikoolo Remember kids. Always choose the LUFTWAFFE! and NOT Hent@i weeb sh*t

[09:58:09] Mikoolo MAGIC ^

[10:16:59] Mikoolo They are all dead.

[10:17:10] Mikoolo They ate cheesecake from 1932.

[10:23:26] Mikoolo Probably because you looked frmo the backside on a 1 way mirror.

[11:25:22] Mikoolo I hate mosquitos too.

[11:25:27] Mikoolo They should all die off.

[11:26:07] Mikoolo Patient mother fuckers whole lot of them.

[11:31:04] Mikoolo Here wofmobile herald https://youtu.be/TGcrTjA6WAU

[11:33:43] Mikoolo Because of mosquitos?

[11:34:08] Mikoolo Thats what started this.

[11:34:34] Mikoolo Yeee

[11:34:45] Mikoolo I can't expect people to be in the convo since the start.

[11:35:00] Mikoolo And just expect them to read the last few latest sentences.

[11:35:19] Mikoolo I'm ETL.

[11:35:52] Mikoolo If you refered to gators you would have mentioned gators without me asking.

[11:36:17] Mikoolo Well. None of us are speaking a latin based language right now.

[11:36:30] Mikoolo English is germanic.

[11:36:32] Mikoolo Not latin.

[11:40:26] Mikoolo So a boring area wofmobile?

[11:41:07] Mikoolo Sure everyone and their aunt can fire a gun but only followers of Steve Irwin can chase away a gator with a paddle.

[11:42:22] Mikoolo They warn you aswell by hissing first.

[12:26:36] Mikoolo ok

[12:26:37] Mikoolo It's

[12:26:40] Mikoolo WHISKY DAY

[12:26:43] Mikoolo bbl

[13:37:56] Mikoolo Ok

[13:38:00] Mikoolo Lets get intoxicated!

[14:11:47] Mikoolo Drinking whisky and nibbling on chocolate.

[14:18:39] Mikoolo No

[14:18:43] Mikoolo Fazer Sinninen, Dr_DICK.

[14:18:50] Mikoolo .tl sinninen

[14:18:54] Mikoolo .t sinninen

[14:19:01] Mikoolo .t sininen

[14:19:10] Mikoolo yes

[14:19:12] Mikoolo no

[14:19:16] Mikoolo Don't know.

[14:20:41] Mikoolo It's a milk chocolate.

[14:20:54] Mikoolo But it's darker than most normal milk chocolates.

[14:21:24] Mikoolo It's sweet but it's not overly sweet.

[14:21:32] Mikoolo And theres no bitterness to it like dark chocolate.

[14:22:03] Mikoolo I have never tasted my nan but I appreciate that you have and inform me of how she tasted.

[14:22:26] Mikoolo How many years ago was this Dr_DICK?

[14:22:31] Mikoolo That you tasted her.

[14:22:50] Mikoolo Yeah she was still alive bac then.

[14:22:52] Mikoolo back*

[14:23:11] Mikoolo Died at the end of 2017.

[14:23:29] Mikoolo Here Dr_DICK https://i.imgur.com/H4b1RLF.mp4

[14:23:32] Mikoolo Enjoy.

[14:24:21] Mikoolo Actually she was cremated.

[14:24:32] Mikoolo She said and I quote "I don't want to become worm food."

[14:25:18] Mikoolo no

[14:25:32] Mikoolo She's spread around in a certain area, I think.

[14:25:36] Mikoolo Oh wait

[14:25:51] Mikoolo They lowered the jar with the ashes next to grandpa.

[14:26:02] Mikoolo He's buried the old fashioned way.

[14:26:13] Mikoolo For grandma they just drilled a hole.

[14:27:30] Mikoolo Nah

[14:27:38] Mikoolo They drilled a hole in the ground.

[14:27:45] Mikoolo Not in grandma's jar.

[14:29:43] Mikoolo here Dr_DICK https://i.imgur.com/MjqUghZ.mp4

[15:54:42] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/hTejLDaSb9Y

[16:29:29] Mikoolo $tell h4 https://youtu.be/W9S3YMmIFdw

[16:53:50] Mikoolo Here wez little_mac https://youtu.be/cLdTjcYzNAA

[18:16:50] Mikoolo Imagine having Maya, the girl with the brown shirt with breast pockets. Riding you while telling you random animal facts at the same time. https://youtu.be/bak3RqjCzE0

[18:17:37] Mikoolo Or the disney princess Girl With All The Dogs.

[18:18:36] Mikoolo And having her tell you random facts about various dog breeds.

[18:28:19] Mikoolo I have never heard of Ryan Higa.

[18:29:58] Mikoolo Drink it up mate.

[18:30:02] Mikoolo neat, room temp.

[18:34:02] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/2k7KAmgPO20

[18:40:33] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/FqiXMA6a2bY

[18:50:23] Mikoolo 7 weeks until https://youtu.be/Ih2ZzXANgTQ is released, \g

[18:51:25] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/SyMTsmkgeTI

[18:53:23] Mikoolo Trepang 2 the spiritual successor of F.E.A.R.

[18:54:04] Mikoolo The demo is great.

[19:04:23] Mikoolo https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UqJ66d6xIxI/maxresdefault.jpg this is the girl with the dogs login

[19:04:29] Mikoolo She's the one one the left.

[19:04:47] Mikoolo She has nice deadpan humor.

[19:05:04] Mikoolo No one said that maya is higas sister.

[19:05:41] Mikoolo I sense a classic ESL moment here login.

[19:05:59] Mikoolo Yee

[19:06:20] Mikoolo Thank you for confirming that you're ESL, login.

[19:07:48] Mikoolo I'm drinking atm, MAGIC.

[19:07:51] Mikoolo Scotch.

[19:08:00] Mikoolo Tamnavulin sherry cask.

[19:08:09] Mikoolo Dangerous.

[19:08:22] Mikoolo Magners is like lemonade.

[19:08:35] Mikoolo You should get some proper alcohol.

[19:09:35] Mikoolo Buy a couple of bottles of this ComputerTech https://sb-product-media-prod.azureedge.net/productimages/24510056/24510056_800.png

[19:10:01] Mikoolo it.s 10.5% abv.

[19:10:15] Mikoolo Doesn't taste like it is.

[19:10:20] Mikoolo Contains 0% chocolate

[19:10:38] Mikoolo Like a chocolatey stout.

[19:11:09] Mikoolo You are new to brewing ideas I see, ComputerTech.

[19:11:32] Mikoolo Depending on how and what malt/yeast and stuff you use you can get different flavours.

[19:12:45] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/AfC79o9.png

[19:12:52] Mikoolo Coz I think you might need this explanation.

[19:13:15] Mikoolo Considering you're not a gamer and that you're like a toddler to the rest of us.

[19:13:33] Mikoolo Thank you.

[19:13:45] Mikoolo You should expand.

[19:13:57] Mikoolo laptops are pc's.

[19:18:36] Mikoolo this moment, login. [21:04:58] <+tr> [T] <@login> how can she be ryan higa's sister?

[19:18:55] Mikoolo h4 are you sitting down?

[19:19:18] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/gOzQz_76frM

[19:19:59] Mikoolo It's from 1896

[19:21:16] Mikoolo Put your headphones on.

[19:21:26] Mikoolo Tell em you're going to listen to a historical german song.

[19:21:42] Mikoolo .t sind in einem Ferienhaus, warten darauf, dass die Kleinste einschläft

[19:22:44] Mikoolo blast this song on your laptop speakers for your family h4 https://youtu.be/Yz5-kq1XBvM

[19:24:12] Mikoolo Or this one h4 https://youtu.be/XjrPJRwY3s0

[19:24:26] Mikoolo D.

[19:24:27] Mikoolo D: *

[19:24:42] Mikoolo Being a uncle is the best thing, Agree about it.

[19:25:26] Mikoolo Gonna play a good old modern pc classic now.

[19:25:28] Mikoolo F.E.A.R.

[19:25:33] Mikoolo Whilst drunketh.

[19:25:45] Mikoolo He left.

[19:26:16] Mikoolo Everything should be like in swedish and some other languages.

[19:26:31] Mikoolo Morbror Moster = Uncle and Aunt on mothers side.

[19:26:43] Mikoolo Farbro Faster = Uncle and Aunt on fathers side.

[19:26:53] Mikoolo Farfar and Farmor = fathers side grandparents.

[19:27:01] Mikoolo Morfar and Mormor = Mothers side.

[19:27:17] Mikoolo I am drunk.

[19:27:21] Mikoolo It was supposed to be Farbror.

[19:27:26] Mikoolo You are correct tho.

[19:27:56] Mikoolo Farbror *

[19:28:25] Mikoolo moffa, faffa, mommo, fammo

[19:28:26] Mikoolo slang

[19:28:51] Mikoolo Swedish double letters = fast

[19:29:00] Mikoolo Nah

[19:29:09] Mikoolo Mother is Mor.

[19:29:19] Mikoolo Yah

[19:29:23] Mikoolo Thats the polite ones.

[19:29:44] Mikoolo Mamma and Pappa are the non-polite but still socially acceptable ones.

[19:29:52] Mikoolo Morsan and Farsan are slan.

[19:29:55] Mikoolo slang.

[19:30:26] Mikoolo Because they are faster to pronounce.

[19:30:31] Mikoolo Due to stupid swedish language rules.

[19:31:07] Mikoolo Naaah

[19:31:38] Mikoolo Swedish and English are both germanic languages but the pronounciations are different.

[19:32:16] Mikoolo We got one word that makes the french jealous regarding the pronounciation vs the written way.

[19:32:18] Mikoolo Genre

[19:32:28] Mikoolo It's pronounced as Schanger.

[19:32:35] Mikoolo Not close that chancer.

[19:32:37] Mikoolo changer*

[19:32:45] Mikoolo Don't ask me, MAGIC.

[19:32:48] Mikoolo Please don't.

[19:32:51] Mikoolo I can't answer why.

[19:33:00] Mikoolo not close to changer *

[19:33:24] Mikoolo I can make a vocaroo pronounciation if it.

[19:37:57] Mikoolo here MAGIC login https://vocaroo.com/12fdV3S9PtWK

[19:38:11] Mikoolo Thats the swedish pronounciation of the swedish word genre

[19:38:42] Mikoolo I have a speech impediment that makes me sound I'm from scania.

[19:38:49] Mikoolo aka Skåne.

[19:39:07] Mikoolo Due to inability to pronounce the swedish rolling r.

[19:39:17] Mikoolo And that I am a bit drunk right now.

[19:40:37] Mikoolo Been thinking about going into ComputerTech's discord voice channel but it was empty.

[19:40:50] Mikoolo Might do it anyway tho.

[19:42:36] Mikoolo There

[19:42:52] Mikoolo I ain't.

[19:43:03] Mikoolo I can speak to you in swedish, english and broken finnish.

[19:43:30] Mikoolo I don't have discord on my computer atm. So can't link to it.

[19:43:46] Mikoolo TEXAS

[19:45:23] Mikoolo Wanna hear a nice japanese accent?

[19:45:36] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/j_NVOUsQLoU

[19:47:21] Mikoolo Here's another one https://youtu.be/1Oax3QLH034

[19:49:52] Mikoolo Fo sho?

[19:50:01] Mikoolo Me or him?

[19:50:27] Mikoolo no

[19:50:42] Mikoolo \g is rich.

[19:50:51] Mikoolo Say yes.

[19:50:58] Mikoolo For shits and giggles.

[19:51:32] Mikoolo \g is so rich he has a 1000usd license plate on his car.

[19:52:06] Mikoolo Sorry.

[19:52:16] Mikoolo I can promise it will happen again.

[19:52:40] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/7m333ttOU6w

[19:53:09] Mikoolo ComputerTech wanna voicechats with me on disco cord?

[19:54:11] Mikoolo Thats an underestimation.

[19:54:29] Mikoolo You should stop hating wood on guns.

[19:54:33] Mikoolo Fuck cam

[19:54:44] Mikoolo Voice

[19:54:48] Mikoolo Fuck cam.

[19:55:29] Mikoolo There I'm in general right now, ComputerTech.

[19:55:48] Mikoolo I will remain silent until you say "hi"

[19:56:36] Mikoolo Why sad face?

[19:56:46] Mikoolo Are you ashamed of your accent?

[19:56:52] Mikoolo Dude

[19:57:01] Mikoolo English is the 3rd language I've learned to speak.

[19:57:07] Mikoolo It can't be worse than that.

[19:57:27] Mikoolo Only when I fake a irish accent.

[19:58:12] Mikoolo I can give you the raw english pronounciation output in the disco cord chat.

[19:58:24] Mikoolo From me.

[20:00:59] Mikoolo PM

[20:01:03] Mikoolo Private message

[20:01:46] Mikoolo I am all alone in the general voice chat in discord.

[20:02:04] Mikoolo No

[20:02:10] Mikoolo Voice mate

[20:02:25] Mikoolo Go silent if someone else joins if you want.

[20:02:42] Mikoolo Or better up mate.

[20:02:49] Mikoolo Put your mum to chat with me.

[20:02:58] Mikoolo I promise to be a gentleman.

[20:03:59] Mikoolo So you're willing to offer your mum's voice to people but not your own :(

[20:05:49] Mikoolo here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/7U1vUQYMULs

[20:47:31] Mikoolo Dragon, what point in the book does they say that existance can be regarded as a mistake?

[20:47:47] Mikoolo Is this a similar quote error like saying 42 is the meaning of life?

[20:48:58] Mikoolo 42 is the answer to the most important question in the universe, but no one knows what the question is. This caused them to create earth to find out the question.

[20:52:04] Mikoolo \g heres your favourite home defence shotgun https://youtu.be/3VvzC_VyWFw

[20:59:44] Mikoolo Tell him you're a small shit but you only smell like a big one.

[21:01:26] Mikoolo It's weird that when it comes to shotguns the lower the number = bigger the chamber.

[21:10:00] Mikoolo h4 we sould double team ComputerTech's mum.

[21:11:18] Mikoolo Yes.

[21:11:26] Mikoolo Him being french.

[21:11:53] Mikoolo I see Ahsoka has not seen ComputerTech's mum.

[21:11:59] Mikoolo Lets double team her, h4.

[21:12:04] Mikoolo .u double team

[21:12:18] Mikoolo nr 2

[21:12:27] Mikoolo And nr 3

[21:12:45] Mikoolo h4 it's easier if you list what good things he's done to us.

[21:13:30] Mikoolo If you start listing the bad thing you'll be here all night.

[21:13:57] Mikoolo His mum is hot, login.

[21:14:40] Mikoolo Too be honest I'd rank ComputerTech as being handsomer than I am.

[21:15:01] Mikoolo I know.

[21:15:33] Mikoolo My parents tried to make the family dog play with me by putting a bacon necklace on me but it didn't work.

[21:30:25] Mikoolo Thats because of warehouse stocking of produce, login.

[21:30:56] Mikoolo Bye

[21:32:29] Mikoolo I got a plan to weaponize caprercaillie males.

[21:32:59] Mikoolo capercaillie*

[21:43:03] Mikoolo Yeah, login is for sure ESL.

[21:45:52] Mikoolo Not getting what irish666 ment and "stateles"

[21:46:44] Mikoolo I would assume you're chinese by your past writing.

[21:49:16] Mikoolo If irish666 called you a gypsie he would have written tinker, login.

[21:51:33] Mikoolo ɐʎɐʇs ɯoɹɟ ɯ,I

[21:51:52] Mikoolo *ɐʎɐɹʇs

[21:52:32] Mikoolo ʍou ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝᴉqɹɐq ǝɥʇ uo ƃuᴉllᴉɹƃ sɹǝpᴉds ɟo ɹᴉɐd ʎlǝʌo˥

[21:53:37] Mikoolo She's dead, Miggy-Kun.

[21:54:27] Mikoolo login whatcha think about cashies?

[21:55:12] Mikoolo Deffo not strayan then.

[21:56:25] Mikoolo So not chinese or australian.

[22:01:06] Mikoolo He can't stop sticking things in there, herald.

[22:04:16] Mikoolo I will sleep.

[22:04:34] Mikoolo Got half the bottle left for tomrrow.

[22:04:58] Mikoolo This whisky is damn dangerous considering how tasty it is for the pricel.

[22:05:15] Mikoolo Tamnavulin Sherry Cask

[22:05:36] Mikoolo speyside

[22:05:49] Mikoolo No

[22:05:51] Mikoolo Neat, room temp.

[22:06:22] Mikoolo No age statement.

[22:06:30] Mikoolo But it's atleast 3 years ld.

[22:06:44] Mikoolo I'm ETL, crovax.

[22:06:51] Mikoolo old*

[22:07:20] Mikoolo I'm a lovely asshole.

[22:08:28] Mikoolo The obvious answer is gardevoir, herald.

[22:08:58] Mikoolo But from a human to pokemon breeding point of view it's the water eevee?

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